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Dearth of Christmas TV adverts?

Is it me or is there a dearth of Christmas adverts this December? I miss the Woolworths ones. They don't make them like this anymore ...

2 Dick Everyman 15.12.12 11:40pm
Username
The Paedo Pool

Ok. I discussed this with my legal department, and we have come to the conclusion that it is not in the best interests of Newsbiscuit, myself or any jailbait-hunting celebrities for us to try and bet...

19 bonjonelson 15.12.12 9:57pm
riesler
Neat-o 9/12/12

The subject is "comic relief"., Post as a sub in Writers' Room with a link here if you hope to get it published or here in the Chat Room as a NOD (Neat-o direct) if it does not fit as a sub.,...

18 weematt 15.12.12 4:52pm
Squudge
Newsbiscuit virtual Secret Santa - 23

It's that time of year again when, if you work in an office, you'll probably be asked to pick the name of one of your colleagues out of a hat and then buy them a present they'll probably think is...

67 ianslat 15.12.12 11:41am
Squudge
(another) US shooting

with guns - 28 dead, http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-20730717 without guns - 21 injured, http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-china-20723910 Guns - making your massacres better since...

0 Yikes 15.12.12 4:37am
Yikes
Global chain tossers

Starbucks. How very fucking gracious of you. No Corporation Tax for 3 years and then a "we've listened to our customers" paltry £20m over 2 years If I offered HMRC an eighth of what I should send...

22 brownpaperreporter 14.12.12 4:58pm
beau-jolly
WoM

Have I missed it for November? Or has it not been announced yet? Or is the announcement being held back because the winning sub was written in the early 1400s and it might kick off again?...

6 Vertically Challenged Giant 14.12.12 4:02pm
Perks
If you haven't had a look already......

http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b01777fr/Old_Jews_Telling_Jokes_Episode_1/...

0 button 13.12.12 8:41pm
button
Utter Bollocks.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-20677541 "big tits" is my guess - what's yours?...

8 Al OPecia 13.12.12 8:16pm
writinginbsl
"Engine room to Captain Kirk. Spam filters down; dilythium crystal stock low!" 3 dvo4fun 13.12.12 1:53pm
godly1966
I would like to donate this as the new Newsbiscuit server, where can I send it?

http://www.imgur.com/5hpz8.jpeg Can't be any worse than the current one...

3 Gaz 13.12.12 10:59am
Qoxiivi
Spam of the day!

Behöva överväga innan durante squirt tan behandling...

3 Dick Everyman 13.12.12 9:15am
Dick Everyman
Census

[url=http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-20692122]I don't remember those questions![/url] Are there some other special places Biscuiteers may know of which this report may have overlooked?...

0 beau-jolly 12.12.12 3:04pm
beau-jolly
I think the BBC site has overdosed on Daily Mails.

All the tickers about the 2011 census results for England and Wales seem to have been written with Daily Mail readers in mind. There's [url=http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-20677515]Census Shows...

1 The All New Jeni B 12.12.12 8:30am
Sinnick
Great FP today Perks

I missed it in the writers room. 5 stars!...

1 button 11.12.12 11:20pm
dvo4fun
"Gutted, shattered, heart-broken" DJs to be "hung, drawn, and quartered". HRH.

"Gutted, shattered, heart-broken" DJs to be "hung, drawn, and quartered". HRH...

8 olddoc 11.12.12 7:07pm
Al OPecia
Trimphone sub 0 antharrison 11.12.12 8:40am
antharrison
Self Assement tax return deadline looms...

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10151357908672658&set=a.10150529526287658.430396.675662657&type=1&relevant_count=1...

1 BillyBitzer 10.12.12 11:57pm
BillyBitzer
Bloody Hell. What happened there then?

I [almost] had to go and tidy up my study...

5 dvo4fun 10.12.12 11:16pm
Ironduke
Unmarried middle-aged uncle FP – correction

Ed, Please could you correct “examination” in third paragraph to read “exclamation”? Cheers, Stan xxx...

1 Stan 10.12.12 9:05pm
rikkor
Anyone see the Sunday Times did their own updated version of this?

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2011/12/03/the-queens-christmas-message-to-be-replaced-with-round-robin-letter/...

0 simonjmr 10.12.12 10:10am
simonjmr
Is suicide the ultimate heckle?

Bad taste, I know (that's why I haven't turned it into a sub) but I was wondering, what's the ultimate heckle? If a 'comedian' or 'funny Australian' does a slightly shit joke, what would be the best...

8 09.12.12 10:53pm
medici2471
Neat-O Judgement [directive NO 2.0 #12/2012]

Magic carpet The Neat-O came under threat this week. It was hijacked by a Royal foetus, climate change, more DJs in the limelight for one reason or another, a Roman earring (as worn by whores so...

3 malgor 09.12.12 9:40pm
Midfield Diamond
Neat-O 02.12.2012

The Neat-O challenge for this week is: magic carpet Submissions which are unintelligible out of the Neat-O context, eg, Acme pig cart turns into flying rug, can be posted directly in this thread....

14 malgor 09.12.12 12:38am
malgor
A query

"‘Inspired by Starbucks’ self-employed UK builder goes Fair trade" NiB today I notice I've reverted to 'guest' status. Is it necessary to maintain a certain hit-rate? Not complaining - just...

6 dvo4fun 09.12.12 12:21am
malgor
Nurse who took prank call about Kate Middleton has died - 2

A tragedy that will no doubt lead to some very serious media discussion about comedy over the next few days. How long before it is suggested that the media follow Leveson type guidelines on what can...

43 Carter 08.12.12 11:33pm
Al OPecia
Round Robins

i wish someone would send me a rr one day so I could send a spoof one back pretentious? moi? [url=http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2242536/Bah-Humbug-Christmas-round-robin.html]round...

2 writinginbsl 08.12.12 4:03pm
Squudge
Cameron announces 'U' Turn on same sex marriage after Clegg proposes 1 Underconstruction 08.12.12 2:58pm
Squudge
Is everyone getting ads about red diesel ?

Now, maybe I've got this wrong, but surely all farmers & construction companies who are legally entitled to use this fuel are probably already aware of it. So, why does it need to be advertised...

6 Sinnick 08.12.12 2:21pm
beau-jolly
Dog licences

This canine is better & faster than most of the centenarians in our village: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-20614593 I think he just likes dogging...

1 Sinnick 07.12.12 7:00pm
rikkor