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Living in shanty towns and earning a pittance

Dear God! how did this happen?, [url=http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-17183171]Take me back to India[/url], Not remotely funny but there must be a satirical story about Cockneys smuggling themselves to...

1 beau-jolly 28.02.12 1:53pm
dvo4fun
Moved 2 beau-jolly 28.02.12 1:04pm
beau-jolly
You suffer unmonitored performance in bedrooms?

Got your eyes going? Goodness. You lack graphs and inspections. [url=http://thelaughingstork.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/PinkGun.jpg]No bluffers[/url] you dillon! You need...

23 youbuyitnow 28.02.12 12:45pm
Golgo13
NewsJack - a chance to get your stuff broadcast...

A number of NewsBiscuit writers have had some success with Newsjack - BBC Radio's answer to 'How can new writers get started?', Click here for more information,...

9 editor 27.02.12 4:14pm
Perks
Banned names

A while back during a boozy get together we were trying to come up with a name for a mate's band. Of all the suggestions he favoured "Johnnie and the Felchers". I was a strong advocate of "Pope...

17 beau-jolly 27.02.12 11:56am
Hoops McCann
'Drought measures sought at summit'

One of the top headlines on the BBC website last week, apparently. They do know water rolls down hills, don't they?...

2 27.02.12 11:12am
beau-jolly
. 0 Sinnick 27.02.12 7:32am
Sinnick
Great FP Jeni and Quaz!

That photo gives me chills. Reminds me of working at a big bank. Luckily, I was never a drone in a mini-cube...

6 rikkor 26.02.12 11:52pm
Quaz
Smithfield at centre of new bone hacking scandal. 0 weematt 26.02.12 9:05am
weematt
A whole new meaning to "eating out"

http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/s320x320/419473_345880792118887_124306287609673_986632_393974313_n.jpg I'm so sorry...

6 beau-jolly 26.02.12 7:31am
John Ffitch-Rucker
"a little less rapey and killy" 0 Qoxiivi 25.02.12 12:59am
Qoxiivi
vcg fp - congrats !

ver' ver' funny...

4 FlashArry 25.02.12 12:34am
Vertically Challenged Giant
Good FP, VCG. 1 rikkor 25.02.12 12:33am
Vertically Challenged Giant
Fat guy upsets big girl in Blur upset

I really wonder if people were more interested in hearing Adele read out a list of names of people we've never heard of rather than hearing Blur play live. Personally I didn't watch it, and don't...

9 bonjonelson 25.02.12 12:32am
FlashArry
I've got a sneaking suspicion she's guilty...

1920's Australian criminals, lady charged with stealing a fur coat...

14 Ironduke 24.02.12 8:41pm
Great tits like coconuts

First of all they say men who gawp at breasts are less likey to have a heart attack and then they castigate some poor minor royal for having a healthy stare. Is this the most unconvincing display of...

2 beau-jolly 24.02.12 1:33pm
Son of Barnabas
Bibliophile’s corner.

A Century of Sand Dredging in the Bristol Channel: Volume Two by Peter Gosson (Amberley Publishing), Cooking with Poo by Saiyuud Diwong (Urban Neighbours of Hope), Estonian Sock Patterns All Around...

2 John Ffitch-Rucker 24.02.12 12:38pm
Son of Barnabas
Roger Moore to be James Bond again!

Roger Moore is to be reinstated as 007 under age discriminations laws. Miriam O'Reilly is delighted, "I won't accept that working in film or television should exclude you from the rules that apply...

3 ICK 24.02.12 11:41am
Gourd Almighty
Strauss-Kahn Latest

"I challenge you to distinguish a naked prostitute from any other naked woman," his lawyer Henri Leclerc has told French television. Ok. Challenge formally accepted. Awaiting further instructions...

27 bonjonelson 24.02.12 9:10am
Son of Barnabas
opinions aren't divided. you must need duckworth lewis jackets

Cold? That's better. Never between the toes, oops! They [url=http://0.tqn.com/d/cats/1/0/Y/H/3/VegasBlacktoe521x472.jpg]blacken sadly[/url] and fall from grease. Dying, putrified, you need to give it...

20 youbuyitnow 24.02.12 8:54am
Son of Barnabas
Department of Health inquiry as Cameron seeks advice on aborting Andrew Lansley

Oh sod it - posted to wrong place - soz...

0 Mandy Lifeboat 23.02.12 9:36pm
Mandy Lifeboat
Hollywood must be creaming themselves over this

[url=http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2012/feb/21/uk-considers-air-strikes-somalia]RAF vs Pirates[/url] I'm amazed the piratey buggers haven't been bombed to bits already. Hopefully they have flying...

8 23.02.12 2:47pm
rikkor
Great FP, Gary.

I think they still looked kinda fat...

0 rikkor 23.02.12 2:40pm
rikkor
. 0 Dumbnews 22.02.12 10:28pm
Dumbnews
Oh Mr. Smithy!

What a cracking FP!!!...

4 Scroat 22.02.12 8:17pm
writinginbsl
Doctors call emergency political coup to force through 'important reforms'

Doctors’ leaders remained defiant last following criticism of their hastily-arranged ‘emergency political coup’ by MPs, as they aim to fundamentally change the way politics is performed in this...

1 dhaigh 22.02.12 8:48am
John Ffitch-Rucker
Scarred for life...

Wikipedia: "His parents, who ran a business selling tea cosies, put their son's name down in advance for a number of private schools with no idea how they were going to pay the fees, until at the...

8 Scroat 21.02.12 10:32pm
Scroat
Man caught on CCTV doing nothing sinister.

Security guards were perplexed when, as they watched Mr. Arthur Bramhall of Chorley Wood on CCTV cameras he appeared to do absolutely nothing out of the ordinary for at least 40 minutes before they...

0 ianrbland 21.02.12 7:31pm
ianrbland
Bicyclist versus bus

http://gawker.com/5886061/the-driver-vs-bicyclist-fight-is-way-more-violent-in-england I thought you were all supposed to have lovely manners...

16 rikkor 21.02.12 5:44pm
Gerontius
Shares in Hummous dip

Following the Greek bailout, markets have seen shares in Hummous dip, while the market in bread dough rises...

2 ianrbland 21.02.12 1:01pm
Qoxiivi