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Cats 1 Sinnick 3 years

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9LqRl7tqf4 btw, does anyone know how to get vomit off a keyboard ?...
Where is the child abuse facebook profile picture sub ? 3 Dumbnews 3 years

Can't find it on the FP?...
Nice Christmas Choir 1 IABP 3 years
Did she say this just before she got her kit off...again? 3 riesler 3 years

http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/films/mirren-blasts-hollywood-for-penis-worship-2155107.html...
Light petrol bomb 1 Mr.3374 3 years

Throw said bomb, keep head down and run away, [url=http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-11942814] Mind the lamppost[/url], CCTV footage, not best quality...
Cherie Blair lookalike 0 Malcum eggs 3 years

http://assets.nydailynews.com/img/2010/12/08/gal_faces_christina-aguilera.jpg...
Cliche work out of the FP top drawer this morning 4 MC One R 3 years

Kudos De-scribe - never before in the congested midfield of cliches have so many been packed into so few sentences. The lad done good...
Assange threatens to kiss and tell on thousands of Heads of State 1 Alixir 3 years

Assange has threatened to reveal a thousand-strong string of sexual offences he has committed over decades with hundreds senior diplomats and Heads of State. A Press Release from the incarcerated...
Question for The Umpire 14 Gerontius 3 years

Should we be in 7th heaven alreadyor keep our powder dry for a bit?, If it sounds like it's too good to be trueit usually is...
Ever seen an embarrassed pet ? 8 Sinnick 3 years

A friend of mine put a (human) thermal vest on her dog last week. If a dog could look embarrassed, this one did. I managed to withhold the tears of laughter until later. Any more stories ?...
Faintly Worrying 8 Zadok the second 3 years

Well, it looks like there's a new definition of lying, according to the Press Complaints Commission. [url=http://primlystable.blogspot.com/2010/12/pcc-says-its-ok-to-lie.html]Richard Littlejohn "was...
Brilliant job Red! 3 ronseal 3 years

I love your book cover for Homeless People Don't get fat. M T Bedd indeed!...
Stories of the year? 4 antharrison 3 years

Hey Ed In previous years we have been able to vote for the best stories. Is there any chance of doing this again maybe for FP, NIB and one-liners? Cheers...
Aitch 2 Phlegm 3 years
Is Katy Brand Funny? 15 shitsu_tonka 3 years

Not seen here do anything myself, but was wondering if her sulk at not being put up for the British Comedy Awards is justified. ...
Great gaffe 0 Scroat 3 years

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-JpNravrwZc...
Any Australians in? 11 wallster 3 years

Westwell, you'll do. Care to explain [url=http://www.coon.com.au/]this?[/url]...
Drinks in Quatar anyone? 6 Scroat 3 years

In 2022. Let the good times roll...
Writer of the Month for November – it’s Oxbridge! - 2 32 editor 3 years

Congratulations to Oxbridge, NewsBiscuit Writer of the Month for November for his fine contributions including the splendid ‘Tabloids schedule destruction of Gareth Bale for mid-March’ and...
Christmas present ideas 12 Mr.3374 3 years

Or basically, the stuff someone felt needed inventing, even if no-one in their right mind would buy it., So, for starters. a couple of old classics., ...
We haven't had a caption competition for a while... 17 Zadok the second 3 years

http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/50280000/jpg/_50280157_edmilibandbrown_304.jpg...
Truebiscuit 6 riesler 3 years

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-kent-11908583 Had to be Chatham....
'Almost half of Britons believe in aliens'... (Daily Telegraph, today) 9 Dexter 3 years

I wonder if any of them contribute to Newsbiscuit? Mentioning no names, of course...
Ed, re: spam 23 rikkor 3 years

I think it is super-easy to add one of those swirly mystery word checks before allowing an new ID set-up and the first post. Should stop your spam iss-shoo...
Oil West Noel - 2 34 Des Custard 3 years

Isn't anyone going to arrange a Christmas drink then?...
H 4 bonjonelson 3 years

http://www.cooperativeindividualism.org/h.jpg...
'Ello, 'ello, 'ello 6 ramblesnake 3 years

what's going on 'ere then?, A new contributor?Spends 4 mins on site. Doesn't get any stars but gets a FP. Hope there's not been any bungs in the process., I'm sure it's a fine piece, Ms, but I...
Thank God for corruption 10 MrChigleysAunt 3 years

Surely I'm not the only person to breathe a sigh of relief at the UK not winning the World Cup bid? If only we could hand back the Olympics too...
Any enthusiasm for a Neat 0 Christmas Special 0 Gerontius 3 years

no, thought not., Maybe get all previous WOTM to take part in a one-off -winner -takes -all Neat O Jamboree...
Putin couldn't be bothered to go to Zurich, but still won out. 8 bonjonelson 3 years

Perhaps it was entirely his "I can't really be bothered" attitude that impressed the committee. A bit like when I applied to go to Manchester University - I got an invitation for an interview,...