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| Unlikely cultural events. Midnight Express, yep that's right the Oliver Stone film about a chap in a Turkish prison in which good times are most definitely not had, is being turned into a ballet. ... |
9 | Carter | 21.12.12 10:30pm Ironduke |
| Christmas cards Just wondering what your funniest cards have been., I just got one with an image of Jesus and the caption "Its all about me!" Inside: me, me, me! I laughed my socks off. There's also the far... |
6 | beau-jolly | 21.12.12 10:11pm The All New Jeni B |
| Christmas lights http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/twat-christmas-lights.jpg... |
5 | godly1966 | 21.12.12 6:45pm Squudge |
| NEAT-O 17/12/2012 After much deliberation, the subject of the Neat-O this week is inserts stupid pause like those that TV presenters use to supposedly build up tension but in fact they just make people shout 'get on... |
24 | Midfield Diamond | 21.12.12 1:00pm Midfield Diamond |
| ALBUM OF THE YEAR 2012 'When I'm President' by Ian Hunter, What has been your favourite so far?... |
29 | Gerontius | 20.12.12 9:53pm kga6 |
| Can you spare 10 minutes? Enjoy this with your first cocktail of the evening., When I was young I thought this man was mad., Now I am approaching advanced middle age I can see that it's everybody else who is mad., National... |
28 | Gerontius | 20.12.12 5:13pm Al OPecia |
| US child killings - my view on the subs and postings - 2 I know that this is a satirical site and can test the boundaries of acceptability and taste. That said I would be disappointed if NB turned into Sickipedia or its equivalents (which I do not read... |
42 | antharrison | 20.12.12 10:58am |
| Christmas Venn Diagram Old as the hills but I love it!, http://sphotos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/10076_10151164636732097_1863253052_n.jpg... |
3 | beau-jolly | 20.12.12 7:15am Squudge |
| TrueBiscuit all the way from Herefordshire Hereford nightclub to celebrate the end of the world 3:53pm Monday 17th December 2012 in Local News RECORD spinners from the county’s corners will converge at a Hereford nightclub - even if the... |
4 | Oxbridge | 19.12.12 3:33pm Tripod |
| Great FP, LD Clara! | 4 | rikkor | 18.12.12 8:31pm rikkor |
| Sourcing medical 'aids'. [url=http://www.cisionwire.com/animal-protection-agency/r/vibrating-tortoise-is--cured--as-experts-warn-that-tortoises-are-not-easy-pets,c9348516]Vibrator cures constipated tortoise[/url], I wonder... |
8 | Ironduke | 18.12.12 2:49pm beau-jolly |
| We Breed Them Odd Up Here... [url=http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-tayside-central-20759794]Just wanting to get the fork home[/url]... |
13 | The All New Jeni B | 18.12.12 7:59am Sinnick |
| So, what do we think "The Baby" should be called ? - 2 | 44 | Sinnick | 18.12.12 7:10am Gerontius |
| Gun laws To avoid the debate starting in t'other room, what is the solution? Arming teachers sounds (and is) mad but does anyone have a better idea? Guns are out there and you can not put the toothpaste... |
27 | beau-jolly | 17.12.12 9:16pm godly1966 |
| NB's Virtual Christmas Party !!! - 2 Ok, everyone else is having a jolly party nowadays (Clegg excepted), so maybe we should too. Don't know why it's not been thought of before. Anyone and everyone invited, just the obvious rule that... |
51 | Sinnick | 17.12.12 2:14pm Ironduke |
| Neat-O Episode 4 Here we go again. A journey through some of the best one-liners, News in Brief and FP length subs the internet has to offer. But as with all journeys, this one starts with the CHECK-IN So as... |
22 | Perks | 17.12.12 2:05pm Vertically Challenged Giant |
| November Writer of the Month – Ludicity Many congratulations to Ludicity who wins his 171st Writer of the Month award after his excellent story, 'Jeremy Hunt to open world's first placebo hospital', was NewsBiscuit's most-read in November.... |
8 | editor | 17.12.12 1:04pm Vertically Challenged Giant |
| Neat-o 9/12/12 - THE RESULT This week's neat-o certainly revealed the in depth capability of our regular neat-o contributors to handle the subject of “relief”. Most contributors had a good grasp of that. Not everyone seemed... |
6 | weematt | 17.12.12 8:10am Gerontius |
| Film sequels that never happened - 23456 Snow White 2: Dances with dwarves, The Sound of Music 2: Revenge of the Von Trapps, The Taking of Pelham 123 2 You get the idea - over to you... |
163 | Smart Alex | 17.12.12 6:20am riesler |
| Planes in Spain land badly in the main.... or something http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-20734048... |
6 | button | 16.12.12 8:27pm Squudge |
| Ooh, I'm the only one here. I could take off all my clothes and run around naked Hold on, that's how I got the injunction... |
5 | dvo4fun | 16.12.12 4:46pm Psycadelic Squirrel |
| Tyson denies sex change. It's actually got to Tyson himself. [url=http://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/blogs/the-pugilist/tyson-forced-deny-sex-change-claims-112050314.html]Incredible[/url]. I guess now we'll see a slew of subs... |
7 | Qoxiivi | 16.12.12 3:51pm Gerontius |
| Dearth of Christmas TV adverts? Is it me or is there a dearth of Christmas adverts this December? I miss the Woolworths ones. They don't make them like this anymore ... |
2 | Dick Everyman | 15.12.12 11:40pm Username |
| The Paedo Pool Ok. I discussed this with my legal department, and we have come to the conclusion that it is not in the best interests of Newsbiscuit, myself or any jailbait-hunting celebrities for us to try and bet... |
19 | bonjonelson | 15.12.12 9:57pm riesler |
| Neat-o 9/12/12 The subject is "comic relief"., Post as a sub in Writers' Room with a link here if you hope to get it published or here in the Chat Room as a NOD (Neat-o direct) if it does not fit as a sub.,... |
18 | weematt | 15.12.12 4:52pm Squudge |
| Newsbiscuit virtual Secret Santa - 23 It's that time of year again when, if you work in an office, you'll probably be asked to pick the name of one of your colleagues out of a hat and then buy them a present they'll probably think is... |
67 | ianslat | 15.12.12 11:41am Squudge |
| (another) US shooting with guns - 28 dead, http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-20730717 without guns - 21 injured, http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-china-20723910 Guns - making your massacres better since... |
0 | Yikes | 15.12.12 4:37am Yikes |
| Global chain tossers Starbucks. How very fucking gracious of you. No Corporation Tax for 3 years and then a "we've listened to our customers" paltry £20m over 2 years If I offered HMRC an eighth of what I should send... |
22 | brownpaperreporter | 14.12.12 4:58pm beau-jolly |
| WoM Have I missed it for November? Or has it not been announced yet? Or is the announcement being held back because the winning sub was written in the early 1400s and it might kick off again?... |
6 | Vertically Challenged Giant | 14.12.12 4:02pm Perks |
| If you haven't had a look already...... http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b01777fr/Old_Jews_Telling_Jokes_Episode_1/... |
0 | button | 13.12.12 8:41pm button |
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