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Unlikely cultural events.

Midnight Express, yep that's right the Oliver Stone film about a chap in a Turkish prison in which good times are most definitely not had, is being turned into a ballet. ...

9 Carter 21.12.12 10:30pm
Christmas cards

Just wondering what your funniest cards have been., I just got one with an image of Jesus and the caption "Its all about me!" Inside: me, me, me! I laughed my socks off. There's also the far...

6 beau-jolly 21.12.12 10:11pm
The All New Jeni B
Christmas lights

5 godly1966 21.12.12 6:45pm
NEAT-O 17/12/2012

After much deliberation, the subject of the Neat-O this week is inserts stupid pause like those that TV presenters use to supposedly build up tension but in fact they just make people shout 'get on...

24 Midfield Diamond 21.12.12 1:00pm
Midfield Diamond

'When I'm President' by Ian Hunter, What has been your favourite so far?...

29 Gerontius 20.12.12 9:53pm
Can you spare 10 minutes?

Enjoy this with your first cocktail of the evening., When I was young I thought this man was mad., Now I am approaching advanced middle age I can see that it's everybody else who is mad., National...

28 Gerontius 20.12.12 5:13pm
Al OPecia
US child killings - my view on the subs and postings - 2

I know that this is a satirical site and can test the boundaries of acceptability and taste. That said I would be disappointed if NB turned into Sickipedia or its equivalents (which I do not read...

42 antharrison 20.12.12 10:58am
Christmas Venn Diagram

Old as the hills but I love it!,

3 beau-jolly 20.12.12 7:15am
TrueBiscuit all the way from Herefordshire

Hereford nightclub to celebrate the end of the world 3:53pm Monday 17th December 2012 in Local News RECORD spinners from the county’s corners will converge at a Hereford nightclub - even if the...

4 Oxbridge 19.12.12 3:33pm
Great FP, LD Clara! 4 rikkor 18.12.12 8:31pm
Sourcing medical 'aids'.

[url=,c9348516]Vibrator cures constipated tortoise[/url], I wonder...

8 Ironduke 18.12.12 2:49pm
We Breed Them Odd Up Here...

[url=]Just wanting to get the fork home[/url]...

13 The All New Jeni B 18.12.12 7:59am
So, what do we think "The Baby" should be called ? - 2 44 Sinnick 18.12.12 7:10am
Gun laws

To avoid the debate starting in t'other room, what is the solution? Arming teachers sounds (and is) mad but does anyone have a better idea? Guns are out there and you can not put the toothpaste...

27 beau-jolly 17.12.12 9:16pm
NB's Virtual Christmas Party !!! - 2

Ok, everyone else is having a jolly party nowadays (Clegg excepted), so maybe we should too. Don't know why it's not been thought of before. Anyone and everyone invited, just the obvious rule that...

51 Sinnick 17.12.12 2:14pm
Neat-O Episode 4

Here we go again. A journey through some of the best one-liners, News in Brief and FP length subs the internet has to offer. But as with all journeys, this one starts with the CHECK-IN So as...

22 Perks 17.12.12 2:05pm
Vertically Challenged Giant
November Writer of the Month – Ludicity

Many congratulations to Ludicity who wins his 171st Writer of the Month award after his excellent story, 'Jeremy Hunt to open world's first placebo hospital', was NewsBiscuit's most-read in November....

8 editor 17.12.12 1:04pm
Vertically Challenged Giant
Neat-o 9/12/12 - THE RESULT

This week's neat-o certainly revealed the in depth capability of our regular neat-o contributors to handle the subject of “relief”. Most contributors had a good grasp of that. Not everyone seemed...

6 weematt 17.12.12 8:10am
Film sequels that never happened - 23456

Snow White 2: Dances with dwarves, The Sound of Music 2: Revenge of the Von Trapps, The Taking of Pelham 123 2 You get the idea - over to you...

163 Smart Alex 17.12.12 6:20am
Planes in Spain land badly in the main....

or something

6 button 16.12.12 8:27pm
Ooh, I'm the only one here. I could take off all my clothes and run around naked

Hold on, that's how I got the injunction...

5 dvo4fun 16.12.12 4:46pm
Psycadelic Squirrel
Tyson denies sex change.

It's actually got to Tyson himself. [url=]Incredible[/url]. I guess now we'll see a slew of subs...

7 Qoxiivi 16.12.12 3:51pm
Dearth of Christmas TV adverts?

Is it me or is there a dearth of Christmas adverts this December? I miss the Woolworths ones. They don't make them like this anymore ...

2 Dick Everyman 15.12.12 11:40pm
The Paedo Pool

Ok. I discussed this with my legal department, and we have come to the conclusion that it is not in the best interests of Newsbiscuit, myself or any jailbait-hunting celebrities for us to try and bet...

19 bonjonelson 15.12.12 9:57pm
Neat-o 9/12/12

The subject is "comic relief"., Post as a sub in Writers' Room with a link here if you hope to get it published or here in the Chat Room as a NOD (Neat-o direct) if it does not fit as a sub.,...

18 weematt 15.12.12 4:52pm
Newsbiscuit virtual Secret Santa - 23

It's that time of year again when, if you work in an office, you'll probably be asked to pick the name of one of your colleagues out of a hat and then buy them a present they'll probably think is...

67 ianslat 15.12.12 11:41am
(another) US shooting

with guns - 28 dead, without guns - 21 injured, Guns - making your massacres better since...

0 Yikes 15.12.12 4:37am
Global chain tossers

Starbucks. How very fucking gracious of you. No Corporation Tax for 3 years and then a "we've listened to our customers" paltry £20m over 2 years If I offered HMRC an eighth of what I should send...

22 brownpaperreporter 14.12.12 4:58pm

Have I missed it for November? Or has it not been announced yet? Or is the announcement being held back because the winning sub was written in the early 1400s and it might kick off again?...

6 Vertically Challenged Giant 14.12.12 4:02pm
If you haven't had a look already......

0 button 13.12.12 8:41pm