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Lovely "The Raven" parody in Amazon milk(!) review 2 rickwestwell 3 years

From a facebook link posted by our very own Mr Ostrich: [url=http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B00032G1S0/boingboing/]Beautiful poem[/url], (Scroll down a bit to first review, from "edgar".)...
Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet 10 Scroat 3 years

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Heavy drinking Eastbourne ex-pat neglects Neat-O success 8 fernandomando 3 years

Where o where o where o where o where is the next neat-o topic Mr W?...
Nice New York car bomb ticker. 17 rikkor 3 years

It reminds me of all the great humor that came out of your Underground bombings...
French pixies 4 Zadok the second 3 years

[url=http://www.cnis-mag.com/securite-et-menaces-homeopathiques-2.html]Translating our FPs[/url]...
Dogging Erratum 4 AdrianJ 3 years

In light of the plethora of posts relating to the unofficial dogging sign in Gloucestershire, I thought I'd just clarify a few points, both for the sake of journalistic accuracy, and to obviously...
What are the biggest clothing/appearance gaffes that men make? - 2 33 PluckyMunky 3 years

For me they would be: having a ponytail; leaving your shirt out to hide a bit of a tum (I do this, but can't help it); being very overweight and wearing shorts; being very big, fat, shaved head,...
Dear Editor, 3 Crow 3 years

Huge thanks for putting my 'Yellow Pages' sub on the ticker today - but it has gone in twice. Strangely, the second one is credited to the excellent Stan Laurel who no doubt is as baffled as I am....
Work is hard in the biscuit kitchen today 2 PluckyMunky 3 years

I been slaving over a hot writing stove all afternoon and not one person has appreciated my baking. The only thing I can think is that they are not funny. What a bum, huh?...
Women to vote Lib Dem 0 DelboyB 3 years

Women will be voting Lib Dem in the hope of getting a 'well hung' parliament...
Great shop - very 'in yer face' 4 Scroat 3 years

http://www.knobshoponline.co.uk/...
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Truebiscuit (or Dogbiscuit) 7 MADJEZ 3 years

Love it, maybe we should start putting up real signs around the country ! [url=http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/gloucestershire/8660449.stm]Fake road sign promotes Dogging area.[/url]...
Sam Cam advertising Veet? 3 Stan Laurel 3 years

I know that my annual visit to Specsavers is overdue, but Page 6 of today's Metro seems to feature 2 Sam Cams. First is the usual Samantha Cameron trotting onto a London pavement BUT the second is...
Is anyone else sickened by the sight of celebs endorsing political parties? 12 ianslat 3 years

Just because you're a successful singer/actor/presenter doesn't mean I want to know who you think I should vote for. Stick to the day job. Even worse are the politicians who think our votes will be...
Fertility clinics welcome joint polling booth-donation booth initiative 1 brownpaperreporter 3 years

Birmingham council have agreed to an experiment whereby male voters are being encouraged to donate sperm and vote all in the same booth. On production of the ballot card, men will be given their...
Genghis Cohen wins overall majority 19 editor 3 years

Congratulations to Genghis for winning the contest that everyone has been talking about over the past few weeks - the NewsBiscuit Writer of the Month for April. He is offered a choice of prizes;...
Hey! My subs have all been systematically downgraded! 5 PluckyMunky 3 years

That's a bit of a bum-hole. Bless me...
Reminded me of my solitary Neato win... 2 The All New Jeni B 3 years

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/gloucestershire/8660449.stm...
Sky are showing their Election coverage in High Definition... er why ? 2 MADJEZ 3 years

I know they are all competing for who offers the best blanket coverage but do we really need to see a load of politicians and graphs in HD. No doubt they will also be offering us all the speaches in...
Who can compete with real life stories like this one ...... 1 thackaray 3 years

[url=http://www.theregister.co.uk/2010/05/04/comic_store_bust/].when we Biscuiteers make up decent stories ourselves.[/url]...
How would you spoil your ballot paper? 19 Scroat 3 years

ie what pithy comment would you put? F*ck off? None of the above? MYOB?...
Brilliant comedy gig last night. 0 Stan Laurel 3 years

Painful ribs this morning! Had the pleasure of seeing Craig Campbell, Andre Vincent and the great Milton Jones yesterday evening at our local Devon comedy hall. Absolutely brilliant each one of them...
True bis-cat 2 wallster 3 years

[url=http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/8658327.stm]The purrfect match?[/url]...
Snog, Marry, Avoid 23 allmyownstunts 3 years

I'll start: Brown, Cameron, Clegg...
Not sure who to vote for? 6 thisisall1word 3 years

I really was undecided about how to vote this time round - so thank God A list celebs are on hand to help me decide. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/election_2010/scotland/8657486.stm...
Terrible FP Fantastic Tim 2 Des Custard 3 years

Or something like that. Nice one. This place is getting topical all of a sudden...
RealBiscuit 0 PluckyMunky 3 years

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/8658327.stm I wish someone would marry our incontinent tabby. Good dowry...
Does anyone not like (or know) Ted Chippington? 1 fernandomando 3 years

An example of his work: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DahbmuF3Xw...
This election will doubtless have its Portillo moment 4 Scroat 3 years

There may be some high profile casualties. Any favourites?...