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this is very funny 0 andhrimnir 3 years

[url=http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-12749912]olympic countdown clock stops[/url]...

Hehe... well done Team NB on Phil FP 4 pinxit 3 years

Be wary if you hear a double click when you answer the phones, boys. Do I detect a spot of wizzo PShopping around Phil's eyes? If so, nice one red - but beware - don't forget the last time someone...

[closed] My ass hurts. - 2 30 rikkor 3 years

Riesler, I just wanted to use this space to call you a Cnut. You are very nice, and possibly Danish...

Has anyone tried to use one of those new Dyson urinals? They're a bit messy 3 ronseal 3 years

Not only do they blast air at your willy, the bowl has a serious design flaw, with urine spilling out at both ends. Back to the drawing board I'm afraid, Mr Dyson. Some golden boy you are!...

Enda "Edna" Kenny 3 rikkor 3 years

The New York "Times", our self-styled national newspaper of record, posted a correction today. They previously wrote that the new Irish PM is a she. No kidding. I wonder why newspapers are going...

I almost forgot that you people... 14 rikkor 3 years

insisted for the longest time that a billion was a million millions. Too funny. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Long_and_short_scales...

Japan earthquake/tsunami 6 bonjonelson 3 years

I hope that Garry is OK. No stupid comments please...

Hey thanks guys... 0 Scroat 3 years

For all the happy birthday FB stuff. I don't understand how to reply via FB, hence this. Sorry. Had a great day. Still sober enough to type this so hope hangover won't be too bad tomorrow. Thanks...

Read this. You could not make it up. 4 rikkor 3 years

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/news/8370949/Spurned-lover-is-first-person-jailed-for-stalking-by-blog.html Especially the suicide attempt part...

BBC Local Radio 0 Mrblacker 3 years

Firstly, a declaration of interest. I work in local radio and while my contract is up at the end of next month, the suggested plan to merge the BBC local radio network with 5live, would directly...

Right that's better 0 fun and games 3 years

A Front Page worthy of the privilege. Great topiciality in the UK and nicely crafted...

[closed] This site is about to be... 8 rikkor 3 years

unless people start submitting something decent...

Nice FP, 'admin' 11 Des and Stan 3 years

No, honest. Some great edits...

Perceived Wisdom was that Fat Kids were less at risk from 'Pedo's' 1 3 years

as they are usually not lookers., But a recent study by the University of Northumberland (FKA Newcastle Poly) appears to refute that. "Sure, Fat Kids tend to be overlooked by most Pedo's", said...

Sorry!1st time. 7 markmypaper 3 years
Isn't it quiet around here without garry and doylem? 5 be reasonable 3 years

One almost misses them...

Medical slang 9 beau-jolly 3 years

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/3159813.stm, I just love the gallows humour of hospitals. Having spent a lot of time in the chemo ward with my partner, there are precious few belly laughs to be had.,...

My yog hurts 1 markmypaper 3 years

I think it's the bacteria...

Hello 14 Rizzo 3 years

Is there anybody out there?...

Important Planning Notice. 7 wallster 3 years

In case you've not heard, it's last orders in the other bar. We've finally lost our fight against the planners and the council has decided to close it down. Seems they're pulling it down to make way...

Awww, bless you Rikkor! 1 riesler 3 years
The Health of Nations :: Libya 0 Hunter F. Thompson 3 years

[url=http://http://www.lemonde.fr/afrique/article/2011/03/08/il-est-clair-qu-il-ne-va-pas-bien_1490039_3212.html#ens_id=1481986]It is clear he's very unwell[/url] [quote]/// D'autres informateurs...

[closed] I think I know who Describe is in real life,it was his Monkeys and typewriter 17 3 years

catchphrase that gave him away .he is from the north,he is funny,but an irritating arrogant prick who wears dresses,he appears on shows as a guest now and again...

‘Dick Dastardly’ Style Traps to Spice Up F1 3 Guy Incognito 3 years

‘Dick Dastardly’ Style Traps to Spice Up F1 Bernie Ecclestone announced today new incentives to make Formula 1 more exciting for the viewing public. Teams will be encouraged to try and remove...

'Ironduke is a cunt' tag posted on 'Flasher's union claim webcams halve carbon 4 Ironduke 3 years

footprint by allowing members to work from home. I'd really love to hear from whoever posted that charming tag for me, nice to have such an enthusiastic, though sadly anonymous, welcome...

British fishing fleet to be decimated 3 riesler 3 years

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-12660426...

Protests as police force forced to police police protest 2 Des Custard 3 years

Inspired! A pint for this week's NiB editor, barman...

O2 mobile blocking Google Translate unless you're over 18! 3 Mateus109 3 years

Yesterday evening O2 engaged porn-blocking. Anyone trying to access adult sites from an O2 mobile are now asked to verify their age using a credit card. Fair enough I suppose but O2 have included...

Any North Londoners and/or people who can read and have access to money 7 thisisall1word 3 years

Shameless bit of inappropriate pluggery ahoy -or- call to arms for all that is decent My local(ish) bookshop has been trying to keep afloat and is organising clever new strategies for indie book...

Awful, awful Royal coin 17 riesler 3 years

Ermm haven't they got the names the wrong way round? http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01839/coin_1839754c.jpg...