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Clegg's escape to mainland Europe thwarted by tougher border controls. 0 irregular apple 13.12.11 12:34am
irregular apple
. 0 Son of Barnabas 12.12.11 2:50pm
Son of Barnabas
great FP kimllfixit!

Nice work, very funny!...

1 12.12.11 2:42pm
kimllfixit
. 0 beau-jolly 12.12.11 1:15pm
beau-jolly
NB protocols: i) Is it worth getting a second identity to bump my own stuff?

ii) is it OK to score one's own sub?...

9 dvo4fun 12.12.11 10:36am
Spartacus
Where's Rikkor? Not seen around here for a few weeks? - 2

Anybody popped round and half inched his valuables yet?...

33 simonjmr 12.12.11 12:58am
Quaz
Valenciennes lace hanky delicately touched to nose and, sniff! a la S. Pimpernel

In just a cursory review of the "subs", if we can call them that, I can see that my rapier-like comments have been sorely missed...

0 rikkor 12.12.11 12:39am
rikkor
Very, very southern drinks?

Hmm. Just me then. :-)...

8 rickwestwell 12.12.11 12:32am
rikkor
. 0 Dumbnews 11.12.11 3:03am
Dumbnews
higgs boson NiB

Just realised it works better if schrodinger put up 'wanted dead AND alive' posters. Is it too late to edit it?...

4 Runestone Cowboy 09.12.11 7:35pm
Username
Novel Christmas gifts.

Do you suffer from hairy druids? If, so I can recommend the Braun electric Bard Trimmer, only £9.99+VAT from Ronco.com or major high street stores...

5 John Ffitch-Rucker 09.12.11 2:56pm
Runestone Cowboy
Dear Ticker editor

it is boson not bosun, a particle not an unlicensed member of the crew...

0 andhrimnir 09.12.11 2:56pm
andhrimnir
Scots/Northern Biscuits

You all alright up there? The storms look horrendous on the news...

9 shitsu_tonka 09.12.11 11:49am
Al OPecia
What is the world coming to???

We have a coalition Government, which is a very European thing to do - only to make a move away from Europe They finish painting the Forth Bridge I miss Rikkor's contributions to the chat room...

1 Scroat 09.12.11 9:29am
riesler
Cruel but entertaining.

I installed this on my boss’s laptop as a screensaver knowing that he likes to work on the train home but usually falls asleep within 10 minutes of starting his journey. Noted a rather chilly...

3 John Ffitch-Rucker 08.12.11 8:15am
John Ffitch-Rucker
Xmas drinks for London writers this Sunday

I'm organising a meet up of comedy writers / script writers at The Assembly Rooms in Kentish Town on Sunday 11th Dec at 6pm. A chance to meet other writers, exchange witty asides, or just get drunk...

0 Shandy 08.12.11 1:34am
Shandy
Today's archive Terry Waite & Radiator

a real gem...

0 dvo4fun 07.12.11 11:14pm
dvo4fun
Clarkson deserves an apology from the nation's press - 2

Just seen his full quote on Have I Got News For You. He made a flippant remark supporting the strike because the roads were empty. Then 'in the interest of balance on the BBC' made a flippant remark...

48 07.12.11 9:20pm
nickb
Can someone explain how Twitter works please?

Do I have to follow someone, do they follow me or do I just tweet people? How do more than one person see what I tweet. What's the point? Is there a point? Can't help feeling I'm missing...

25 Scroat 07.12.11 8:54am
John Ffitch-Rucker
Great fp today

My guess is that I should say a few hail Marys for the excellent edits...

5 fernandomando 06.12.11 2:56pm
fernandomando
Inhuman Resources 0 A.Parody 06.12.11 2:17pm
A.Parody
You don't suppose that they were on their way early to a book signing do you?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-16027006...

2 Al OPecia 05.12.11 11:21pm
malgor
Black Mirror

Someone mentioned this, can't find the post now. Think it's on 9pm tonight. Only just worked out that a 'black mirror' could be the name for an LCD or plasma tv. Clever name, slow me...

7 Runestone Cowboy 05.12.11 9:21pm
shitsu_tonka
Has this been done before?

My mojo briefly snapped back to life yesterday when the idea popped into my head of a dog going on an extended sweary rant about how he knows perfectly fucking well he's a good boy, thank you all the...

5 Oxbridge 05.12.11 6:30pm
malgor
Dogger

On Saturday mrs 4fun & I were at the local Infant school 'Christmas Fair' [not 'Fayre' -phew]. We were buying some expensive burgers for lunch, so that Michael Gove can keep Government costs...

0 dvo4fun 05.12.11 5:41pm
dvo4fun
Clegg goes for the popular vote...

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/nick-clegg/8934674/Nick-Clegg-Pensioners-benefits-should-be-means-tested.html, Maybe the taxpayers money that makes up MP's pay should also be means tested. ...

1 riesler 05.12.11 11:14am
bonjonelson
Fox carcass discovery closes restaurant.

http://www.thelocal.de/society/20111202-39265.html But thankfully "Eating foxes is forbidden in Germany under food hygiene regulations that ban the consumption of dog-like animals."...

1 Username 05.12.11 9:21am
riesler
Unexploded German goth well blung

http://www.thelocal.de/society/20111124-39085.html , but likely to set off mental detectors...

0 Username 04.12.11 11:34pm
Username
I’ve found Doylem...

he’s taken his talents to the Guardian comments section., http://www.guardian.co.uk/travel/2011/dec/04/america-horror-theatre...

2 John Ffitch-Rucker 04.12.11 9:58pm
The All New Jeni B
Puffin twatted

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-hampshire-16016898 I particularly like the phrase "something must have been wrong with him to cause him to come down in Winchester in the first place". Yes,...

4 Sinnick 04.12.11 11:43am