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Government target

surely we get points for invading some countries twice? [url=http://www.telegraph.co.uk/history/9653497/British-have-invaded-nine-out-of-ten-countries-so-look-out-Luxembourg.html][/url][/url]...

0 Squudge 04.11.12 4:35pm
Squudge
Des? Des? Was it you? Are you ok?

[url=http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-20192856]Don't curdle the custard.[/url]...

9 The All New Jeni B 04.11.12 4:02pm
Des Custard
sued for being ugly

[url=http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/man-sues-wife-for-being-ugly-1415695]a legal munter[/url] Wow, who knew plastic surgery couldn't be passed on to your children? I think the bloke should...

2 04.11.12 10:52am
The All New Jeni B
Neat-O episode VI results

Whoops! Sort of forgot about the whole Friday deadline on this. Anyway, without further ado, the results of the Neat-O jury: Special mentions to all the excellent tickers on this subject, including...

6 jamsieoconnor 04.11.12 12:10am
Ironduke
Mark Clattenberg

I don't know, I don't watch enough footy to really be able to comment, but is it more than just a coincidence that John Terry is off the radar for a couple of games and then suddenly someone who...

0 quango 03.11.12 9:11pm
quango
Blimey I can get Newsbiscuit in China

Obviously not subversive enough...

5 Al OPecia 03.11.12 9:01pm
quango
That’s what I call a bush.

http://www.thepoke.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/large.jpg...

13 sigmund 03.11.12 5:47pm
godly1966
Banner ads - could we take control?

I just posted a bathroom related jokey-cola, and as a result, the banner started selling me - you guessed it - bathroom furniture. Is it possible to incoprorate this featurecan we actually...

4 nickb 03.11.12 4:58pm
rikkor
Richard Thompson

At Cambridge Folk Festival last year. We saw him do these two songs and others at Cropredy this year. Seems like such a long time ago. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ov_RlJgZClc...

5 Scroat 03.11.12 4:29pm
Scroat
I'm effin' stoked!

6 PM and no trick or treaters yet. More Snickers for me...

26 rikkor 03.11.12 12:03am
Squudge
NEAT-O episode VI

Fresh from my ill-deserved victory in episode 5, I'm going to be all boring and predictable and go for a bit of a Halloween theme. This week's challenge is therefore: "Iron Maiden" I'm not sure...

19 jamsieoconnor 02.11.12 7:32pm
Ironduke
No, I'm not the editor

I went away for a few days, came back, read through most of the subs I'd missed and commented on three of them which were my favourites. Of those three, one is now FP and two are NiBs. So, just in...

3 Midfield Diamond 02.11.12 4:31pm
ronseal
Football racism crisis - Chelsea in new furore.

http://www.indymedia.org.uk/images/2009/12/443852.jpg...

0 sigmund 02.11.12 8:22am
sigmund
BBC Autumnwatch presenter: 'We've seen a lot of Beaver action today'

I'm sorry to say I sniggered...

0 dvo4fun 01.11.12 11:56pm
dvo4fun
Trip or Treat ?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-20172392...

3 Sinnick 01.11.12 9:54pm
rikkor
Trick or treat/Jehovah's Witness sub from the archives.

Superb. Really nicely written and I love the ending, and that particular [i]style[/i] of ending...

2 Qoxiivi 01.11.12 6:53pm
Yikes
Truebiscuit for the first paragraph alone...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-somerset-20151566 "A baby hedgehog which found itself stuck in a crisp packet has been released after a three-and-a-half hour rescue involving six people."...

0 LittleSpender 01.11.12 3:52pm
LittleSpender
Hello Everyone - 2

I'm new to all this. I was attracted by the BBC2 declares war on BBC1 article. I loved it. Then I looked at some others. Very good. It makes me feel like giving it a try myself...

31 Paddy Berzinski 01.11.12 11:41am
Scroat
Sandy is a hurricane, not a cyclone. 2 rikkor 01.11.12 8:40am
Dickens or Shakespeare
isn't this hate crime?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-kent-20154327 I can understand it when they are already six foot under and can't be harmed - but Armstrong, burning, really?...

6 Squudge 01.11.12 5:50am
Squudge
.....OK - who was it ?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9yJUOdVyUc...

2 charlies_hat 31.10.12 11:38am
Squudge
The Savile story gets stranger

Turns out he was bezzie-mates with Prince Charles and gave the royals marriage advice. It's got to the stage now that tomorrow's headlines could be that Savile used to break into aquariums and do...

8 Carter 31.10.12 11:28am
Squudge
mittens

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yTCRwi71_ns&feature=related quite catchy in fact...

2 Squudge 30.10.12 6:39pm
Squudge
You all right over there, Rikkor?

And any other Biscuits who might be affected by the frankenstorm. Hope you're all safe and not too wet...

10 shitsu_tonka 30.10.12 1:23pm
ゴルゴ13
NEAT-O episode 5 - the results!

OK, here are the much anticipated final scores for the 'Putting the clocks back' challenge - an hour earlier than normal. I had to rummage to find some of the entries as links were not provided in...

3 Idiot 30.10.12 11:37am
jamsieoconnor
Lovely archive Mr Smithy. One of my favorite FPs

Joy to read again...

1 Perks 30.10.12 11:14am
Yikes
After Jimmy Savile, who's next...? - 2

There are some "showbiz" people I have grave doubts about (necrophiliac pun unintended)...

40 Scroat 30.10.12 11:10am
Oxbridge
.

whoops, wrong room...

0 Tripod 30.10.12 9:50am
Tripod
Tsunami of spam

The entire first page of the writers room is spam thanks to Vanessa, Chelsea et al. Bonjonelson laid out a plausible way of fixing this issue but despite a bit of effort I couldn't find his post. I...

1 Yikes 30.10.12 7:09am
Squudge
Whatever happened to Barbra Streisand?

Any news anyone?...

0 Dick Everyman 29.10.12 10:18pm
Dick Everyman