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Tory Health Minister...

says it's 'appalling' that old people have to go abroad to die. When with winter coming, they can freeze to death in their own house...

0 Nick Parry 02.10.12 10:19am
Nick Parry
Good week for TrueBiscuit !

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-19796224 I love "The animals are estimated by the authorities to weigh 700lb"., Well, they are now !...

1 Sinnick 02.10.12 9:54am
medici2471
Truebiscuit

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-north-east-orkney-shetland-19783214...

3 charlies_hat 02.10.12 7:34am
LittleSpender
Truebiscuit - Ikea "regrets" removing women from their Saudi catalogue

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-19786862 I wonder how else might the mighty Swedes adjust their catalogues for different countries...

2 Sir Lupus 01.10.12 10:02pm
Sir Lupus
Whatever happened to the "a story should stand on its own" a lot of folk are

putting links with their stories...

4 burnmybridges 01.10.12 8:31pm
button
language difficulties

http://tyneandwear.sky.com/news/article/39781, I imagine the Gateshead accent fooled the Welsh into thinking he wasn't English...

0 sigmund 01.10.12 12:34pm
sigmund
A flash in the pan?

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/japan/9555101/Japanese-man-charged-with-indecent-exposure-after-serving-own-genitals-to-paying-guests.html...

5 weematt 01.10.12 12:13pm
Sinnick
Justin Lee Collins

Just saw this picture: http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/63080000/jpg/_63080598_63079346.jpg "Wow!" I thought. "He's lost a lot ofrespect."...

8 01.10.12 10:11am
burnmybridges
Right, that's it, I'm coming back.

Hello again. Sorry about all that bollocks earlier when I flounced out as Haywood Manley - I really shouldn't have got involved in that spat as I've come to accept that the site style for FPs and...

15 Idiot 30.09.12 10:53pm
medici2471
Police probe Sussex girls snatch ....

can't believe I've got to this first - thanks Phoenix nights ....

0 misterjingles 30.09.12 8:21pm
misterjingles
Yes, it's the Neat-O results post.

Well, it's about lunchtimeish on Friday so that means it's [u]NEAT-O JUDGEMENTAL TIME.[/u] Well done to everyone who entered and to several people who didn't. There's been a high standard of...

13 wallster 30.09.12 7:32pm
malgor
Paul Heaton fans......

http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b01n20ny/The_First_Time_With_Series_4_Paul_Heaton/...

0 button 30.09.12 7:09pm
button
That's it - I quit .....writing books.

Bloody JK Rowling - all my books are much better, but just because she's "in" with the publishers, everyone buys Casual Vacancy. Fucking cronyism - my brilliant talent is being missed by everyone,...

4 charlies_hat 30.09.12 11:03am
The All New Jeni B
cheesy pervy teacher gags

enough of the maths teachers - what do the others get up to? here's a kick-off: Classics teacher opens Pandora's box...

27 cinquecento 29.09.12 8:10pm
sigmund
Truebiscuit

http://www.thedrinksbusiness.com/2012/09/brewer-creates-beer-from-his-beard/...

2 riesler 29.09.12 3:47pm
Tripod
Throwing down a Gauntlet

It seems The Onion can be taken seriously. Is this a challenge ? http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-19764166...

1 Sinnick 29.09.12 3:39pm
Ironduke
Throwing down a Gauntlett

It seems The Onion can be taken seriously. Is this a challenge ? http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-19764166...

0 Sinnick 29.09.12 10:00am
Sinnick
Red: alien abduction artwork

Is it just me, or does the transport ray look like a massive cock and balls? Is that intentional? Just thought I'd ask...

5 28.09.12 11:17pm
Quaz
Lone journalist gets lost in New York..

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/gordon-brown/9571894/Gordon-Brown-cancels-a-UN-press-conference-after-just-one-reporter-turns-up.html...

1 Squudge 28.09.12 9:19pm
My Asseoir Hurts

[url=http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4558884/Man-is-arrested-for-having-sex-with-a-sofa-in-the-street.html]http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4558884/Man-is-arrested-for-having-sex-wi...

13 wallster 28.09.12 8:13pm
Ironduke
Megan Stammers seeks anonymity by changing name.

Megan Stammers today announced that she'd applied to change her surname by deed poll. Although on reflection she said that swapping "Stammers" for "Swallows" could be perceived as a retrograde step...

0 misterjingles 28.09.12 4:22pm
misterjingles
Neat-O Rises

Anyone remember the neat-o challenge? Backe inne ye oldenne dayes when most people came to the biscuit to write good comedy, there was a little side bet called the Neat-o challenge. One contributor...

21 wallster 28.09.12 9:24am
simonjmr
Real Life Dads Army

I see Cpl Jones is still shouting "They don't like it up 'em":, http://news.sky.com/story/990405/prince-williams-winchman-gets-top-award...

0 Mark66 28.09.12 6:57am
Mark66
Apology

This person posing as Skoob1999 is really not me. It's a name I use elsewhere. When I saw it today, I thought I'd just play along. It's somebody out to cause mischief, for whatever reason, but it...

13 Martin Shuttlecock 27.09.12 6:59pm
Martin Shuttlecock
Cassetteboy Vs The News

[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-kbMF1GF2A&feature=relmfu]Maybe too lowbrow[/url] for many of you...

2 writinginbsl 27.09.12 6:29pm
Deadcode
Jesus, Mitt Romney is a thick twat

[url=http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/mitt-romney/9564529/Mitt-Romney-why-dont-aeroplane-windows-open.html]why don't aircraft windows open?[/url] is there any room to manoeuvre on this?...

13 27.09.12 12:06pm
Sinnick
German's pay a relilgion tax ! ..

I read this last night and thought it was a joke initially. German religious groups really do pay an extra 8-9% income tax which goes to their church. ...

4 Not Amused 27.09.12 11:26am
Mark66
Rowling announces Potter "Directors Cut" to be titled "50 Shades of Harry" 1 moanygit 27.09.12 9:20am
Sinnick
Andrew Mitchell

Nobody likes politicians. Nobody likes snobs. Nobody likes bullies. Nobody likes people who are possibly economical with the truth. Nobody likes people who are full of their own importance....

12 Scroat 27.09.12 7:15am
ゴルゴ13
How did Abu Hamza make the samurai swords in 'Kill Bill' with no hands? 1 dvo4fun 26.09.12 8:48pm
bonjonelson