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That Newsbiscuit reality shift... 15 Chip Paper 3 years

Hello and Happy New Year to all Just glanced at a ticker headline and thought, 'Eww, that's a bit sick and I can't see the jo' oh it's the BBC...

I've been an irregular visitor to this site for a few months 18 greg various 3 years

and consider myself very much of an outsider. After the blast of flak I've just had for what I thought was a fairly innocuous sub I certainly don't want to be an insider. Calling a sub crap or...

Slow down, you move too fast. 0 bonjonelson 3 years

I hate getting this message from the forum just because I'm type quickly. Of course, I get this a lot from women too...

@Dicky37 - excellent FP, really made me LOL. 3 malgor 3 years
Will someone please snuff out Greg Various? 7 rikkor 3 years

He has not done sufficient time here to attempt to make us all feel guilty about the floods in Australia. As one of the most annoyong NB-ers ever, I can state with assurance that he has gone beyond...

A Front Page Load of Monkeys 1 wallster 3 years

Well done to the prophetically initialled AWOM for popping FP and NIB cherries on the same day. Neat work...

Good article about downgrading the status of Pluto (for nerds). 1 rikkor 3 years

http://www.nytimes.com/2011/01/11/science/space/11pluto.html?_r=1&scp=2&sq=pluto&st=cse This nerd liked it, at least. Oh, my intergalactic ass hurts...

Nice FP Oxymoron 2 fun and games 3 years

I'll give you that one. Good work from the Newsbiscuit Editorial Team too. And Red...

Comedy Museum - Now Open. - 2345 140 Stan Laurel 3 years

Which item would you like to put into the NewsBiscuit Comedy Museum? I'll start the ball rolling with [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aj7D65SFOhM]SID JAMES CACKLE[/url] Although the Carry On...

Brilliant FP Skylarking 5 Scroat 3 years

Make me chuckle on a really shite Monday morning. Thank you for raising the spirits. Excellent stuff! Proust rounded it off nicely too...

Diana FP: "magisterially"??? 11 rikkor 3 years

Sirs: I was an early and ardent supporter of this FP. But "magisterially"? Maybe "majestically"? One of the small flickers of hope in the hearts of literate Americans is that British people...

What is wrong with frank's Ex Elen Rives ,he leaves a tea cup out and she 4 Malcum eggs 3 years

scolds him .No wonder he ditched the B.h.Some wimmin just don`t know when they have it good ...

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Gawd! In Colchester. 5 rikkor 3 years

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/8243213/Drunks-to-be-given-booze-zone-so-they-can-drink-in-peace.html They'll always be an England. I'm booking my trip right now...

Gravatar disappearing 0 MADJEZ 3 years

Just re-added my pic, a lot of people's seem to have disappeared. Possibly to do with changing email address. Mabye we should have a new year/new thumbnail compo...

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"more soon..." archive? 2 bonjonelson 3 years

Is there an archive of the "more soon" ticker headlines anywhere, or do they just vanish off into the electronic afterlife somewhere when replaced?...

Laurel & Ludy 7 wallster 3 years

You chaps have, to use the common parlance du jour, [i]owned[/i] the FP this week. Well done to Ronseal too, and to some people claiming to be an editorial team or something (do we have those here?)...

Is david chaytor the tip of the Twatberg and should more be jailed 2 Malcum eggs 3 years

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/21/20110107/tuk-chaytor-jailed-over-false-expenses-6323e80.html...

Royal Wedding to feature 3D holographic Diana the peoples' projection - Wow 7 thisisall1word 3 years

[creep]Ludicity, damn you, that's the best FP I've read in a [i]long [/i]time. ‘This is not in any way creepy and is exactly what the public wants.’ Pure class - award yourself a glass of red...

Podcast on how to get into comedy writing 2 editor 3 years

I haven't listened to this myself, so I post it here with no knowledge of whether the advice is sound or not. Let me know in ten years time when you have a hit BBC1 sit-com...

The dark side of Mr Whippy 1 georgeh 3 years

Recent research by the WHO has revealed that worldwide, over a quarter of places in long-term psychiatric institutions are now occupied by former travelling ice-cream salesman. In over 90% of cases,...

Two Jags Prescott disguises himeself as Jack Duckworth to get an Ad slot 0 brownpaperreporter 3 years

[url=http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/tvandradio/8245333/John-Prescott-paid-five-figures-for-boxing-advert.html]Will the real John Prescott please floor a voter[/url]...

The new cricket Nostradamus is an Australian! 3 Nick McCarr 3 years

[url=http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/sport/cricket/reasons-why-poms-wont-win/story-e6frey50-1225955985591]10 Reasons Why the Poms Won't Win[/url] from last November., I wonder if he's related to EW...

Ambridge fans in backlash against Lamb Swap storyline 0 Erlang 3 years

ewe never know...

Surely can't be based on fact? 0 victory V 3 years

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/celebrity/billy-bragg-has-absolutely-gigantic-house-201101063402/...

Does anybody else still buy albums and CDs or is it just me? 8 Gerontius 3 years

Surely a record collection defines you, throws a light on your life, helps you recall the highs and lows along life’s rocky highway, gives you an identity, opens up portals., I can still remember...

Give it a rest 12 wallster 3 years

I can't see any of these 'jokes' about Jo Yeates making it to the ticker or FP so can you all please give up posting all that unfunny, heartless crap here? If you want to share those thoughts, stick...

The time traveller's wife 2 riesler 3 years

Man marries own daughter, eventually becomes own grandfather? http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/tvandradio/8240462/David-Tennant-to-marry-daughter-of-previous-Doctor-Who.html...

Miliband says that VAT increase unfairly targets people who spend money. 0 deskpilot3 3 years