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NEAT-O CHAPTER TEN

What happened to chapter nine you ask. Well, I don't know exactly but when I looked back, I found nine previous subjects so I'll just call this one number ten, ok? I'm still highly flattered to...

13 Midfield Diamond 23.11.12 2:33pm
charlies_hat
Could this be the former location of Evil Island?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-20442487...

3 simonjmr 22.11.12 8:33pm
Dick Everyman
DLT - 2

Can't find the thread but I remember saying DLT was wrong'un. Can't believe they waiting so long before arresting the witless bastard. So glad they didn't wait for the f*cker to die. Sorry, I have...

35 beau-jolly 22.11.12 11:52am
Rowly
Abramovich looks like the young Harry Enfield....

It only just struck me. Also he looks a bit like Damon Allbran...

0 CulchaVulcha 22.11.12 11:38am
CulchaVulcha
Gay Shakespeare (add more at your convenience) - 2

King Leer, As You Like It From Behind, Two Gentlemen of Greenwich Village, Butt Love's Labour's Lost...

51 rikkor 21.11.12 10:34pm
rikkor
Are you for or against male nudity in public places?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-20218094 This piece was written by Bethany Bellend and features a guy called Erich Kocina - (er the last name is true)...

6 Dick Everyman 21.11.12 7:03pm
Dick Everyman
Ed - Re "Turd" NiB

Ed, appreciate seeing the turd float to the surface as a NiB. Any chance of replacing "Guest" with the "Des and Stan" link? - [url=http://www.newsbiscuit.com/author/Des%20and%20Stan/]Also available...

2 Des and Stan 21.11.12 4:56pm
Oxbridge
Exams still getting easier

This kid got an A* http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lky0dqNuyS1qbiunto1_1280.jpg...

3 Carter 21.11.12 11:33am
Danny
Death cap mushroom cloud.

Very very nice work, Red...

3 Qoxiivi 20.11.12 7:58pm
rikkor
just look at that queue

[url=http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-20377784]Very Popular Bank of Scotland[/url]...

3 Squudge 18.11.12 7:22pm
Yikes
Vy. funny FP, Ant.

Love the borehole part. (Phwoar!)...

2 rikkor 18.11.12 3:46pm
rikkor
ED: BBC FP spelling.

It's "Entwistle". And, that's from an American. Mars a vy. funny FP...

2 rikkor 18.11.12 11:41am
Squudge
90th anniversary of radio broadcast

Did anyone else think, "who were they broadcasting to?". Presumably no-one bought a radio just on the off chance that the BBC would start broadcasting., Did they all chat about it down the pub?,...

8 beau-jolly 17.11.12 7:19pm
Lucy4
Great FP Ant

Nice one, thanks for the hat-tip...

1 Al OPecia 17.11.12 12:35pm
antharrison
There must be a sub in this

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-india-20354669...

0 Al OPecia 17.11.12 9:12am
Al OPecia
NEAT-O Episode VIII - RESULTS

A cracking batch with many lines as funny as watching a Tanglefoot drinker trying not to follow through. I’d like to say you are all winners, but it’s not true. With about 24 entries from 16...

4 beau-jolly 16.11.12 10:16pm
Squudge
I don't get football but...

[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=jd7-8IXMVVY]Worth it for AP[/url]...

9 beau-jolly 16.11.12 9:13pm
Midfield Diamond
Nice Hob-nobs, Ed

Enjoyed that. Makes a nice change from the current chit-chat about jammy dodgers...

11 Sinnick 16.11.12 8:59pm
Lucy4
Just heard a bit of the J Vine show on Radio 2

comment deleted. No more shameful confessions to be revealed...

1 Lucy4 15.11.12 9:08pm
button
The Canada Goose has returned...

Is this some kind of spam code like 'the Eagle has Landed?'...

5 Dick Everyman 15.11.12 9:15am
Dick Everyman
inspiring but not for the squeamish

[url=http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2232291/Man-body-held-BLANKET-hit-15-tonne-lorry-makes-miraculous-recovery.html]amazing[/url]...

3 writinginbsl 14.11.12 3:37pm
beau-jolly
NEAT-O Episode VIII

Bristling with success and sporting 10 days worth of pathetic, flesh-coloured stubble, I am conscious not to drop the baton so generously slipped to me by Squudge. I've been quick off the mark in...

28 beau-jolly 14.11.12 3:28pm
beau-jolly
October Writer of the Month – jamsieoconnor

After several recounts due to problems with hanging and pregnant chads, we are delighted to announce that all the votes are now in, the electorate has spoken and October’s Writer of the Month award...

18 editor 13.11.12 9:11pm
writinginbsl
So, who would you choose to be the new DG of the Beeb, and why ?

Mitt Romney, because even he couldn't balls it up any worse...

15 Sinnick 13.11.12 8:37pm
Underconstruction
It's a good thing the BBC is not biased one way or the other

BBC Editor: “Tories are Lower Than Vermin” http://guyfawk.es/RRu4uH ”...

0 ronseal 13.11.12 3:32pm
ronseal
Picture of Cameron to inspire subs

The folds look promising. I'm betting Dave's got a cracking set of jugs. Hoping someone can write something FP worthy just so's the picture can be used to illustrate it. ...

4 Carter 13.11.12 12:57pm
pinxit
In amongst all the muck and filth and greed is this little heartwarming gem

That's made me feel better already., http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-20295971...

0 Gerontius 13.11.12 10:47am
Gerontius
Excellent from the archives today...

You could be in with a chance of WoM Wayland?...

0 button 12.11.12 3:16pm
button
I know what I want for Xmas

Oh the fun to be had! http://www.itv.com/news/calendar/2012-11-12/groundbreaking-invention-for-stroke-victims/...

0 tedweasel 12.11.12 2:22pm
tedweasel
Actor dropped from panto after attempted murder charge

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-15774478 One for the 'you couldn't make it up' archive, IMHO. This BBC report is far more concerned about the show going on. Oh yes it will...

7 allmyownstunts 12.11.12 12:01pm
Dick Everyman