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Terror Socks Of Wax - Two Pound Five Pairs - Accrington Market

Welcome to terror socks of wax. Made abroad. Good quality. Some colors. Vibrant headache and double vision sorted. Put on foot. One or both. Good for the dancing, and sexy lady meet up. Arthritic...

0 Martin Shuttlecock 09.10.12 2:43am
Martin Shuttlecock

1 Scroat 08.10.12 10:10pm
Does anyone fancy celebrating the life of a serial killer?

If Time Out has got a great offer on Ripper tours How long do you have...

6 ronseal 08.10.12 9:18pm
PC amnesty space

Just for a laugh how about this topic becomes a space to share your most offensive joke with impunity. Notional and valueless prize for the most offensive. Can I give you a starter? Wife in coma in...

4 beau-jolly 08.10.12 5:09pm
Midfield Diamond
"One Nation" Miliband E. (2012) "We shall overcome!" Osborne G. (2012)

FFS! I didn't imagine that line from Gorgeous George today did I? I half expected Joan Baez to walk out onto the stage behind him to rouse the faithful into song, complete with linked arms &...

0 dvo4fun 08.10.12 4:12pm
'Self publish your book' adverts

These have started appearing on the site! Is KazyC back? Or do they think this is an ideal hunting ground for the sort of moron who thinks it's a good idea to pay to have their shit books published?...

12 08.10.12 1:47pm
Hesseltine's hair awarded a Nobel prize ?

0 Not Amused 08.10.12 1:43pm
Not Amused
Wrong room - schoolboy error... 0 charlies_hat 08.10.12 1:03pm
Archive sub today - luvverly. Is it too late to give DC a good spanking?

See: "David Cameron ‘may not have been beaten up enough at school’, warn experts"...

0 dvo4fun 07.10.12 4:15pm
I'm buggered

If those fucking spammers will get the last word tonight...

9 Scroat 07.10.12 2:36pm
Anyone there? 1 Scroat 07.10.12 12:50am
Martin Shuttlecock
Does anyone else get hundreds of e-mails trying to sell tinned pork ? 6 Sinnick 06.10.12 9:23pm
An apology 0 Vertically Challenged Giant 06.10.12 2:02pm
Vertically Challenged Giant
Neat-O Results

Well done to all who entered, there was a definite leaning towards tickers and puns this week, with 8 headlines, 2 NiBs and no FPs. I therefore won't split them into categories, and my top 3 entries...

4 button 05.10.12 6:41pm
Drinka pinta wina day?

1 riesler 05.10.12 1:20pm
September Writer of the Month - Oxbridge

After a fiercely contested two-horse race, Oxbridge has scooped the September Writer of the Month award for his story ‘Pope admits: ‘Actually I am the Antichrist’. Obviously too far ahead of...

25 editor 05.10.12 10:39am
This weeks Neat-O

Its the moment [s]you've all bee waiting for[/s] Malgors been waiting for, this weeks Neat-O. If you're not familiar with Neat-o, click here:

12 button 05.10.12 10:26am
Freddie Starr just had an injunction overturned.

Wow, it's amazing how quickly a story breaks when it's not meant to. Google it yourself, probably best not to repeat what it says on TwitterI'll be watching ITV news tonight, though. They seem to...

2 04.10.12 8:53pm
The truth about Jimmy Savile

It was out there all along. 'Sir Jimmy Savile OBE' is an anagram of 'Orb, jism - yes, I am evil'...

0 Oxbridge 04.10.12 12:25pm
You watch much golf, Rikkor?

just asking...

12 Ironduke 04.10.12 12:11am
anyone noticed the spoof is down...

I hope it is up soon :(...

7 Perks 03.10.12 10:58pm
Is it half-term? 0 dvo4fun 03.10.12 3:15pm

Scare the kids good 'n proper this halloween with your very own 'dress like an alleged paedophile' kit....

3 The Nage 03.10.12 3:11pm
Baritt Rombama Or is it?...

1 wallster 03.10.12 12:42pm
This is interesting...

[url=]Scargill's NUM flat[/url] Arthur Scargill is in court claiming his £34k-a-year flat is 'his for life' and the NUM should continue paying for it. So how...

7 03.10.12 5:36am
OUT NOW! Mary Berry's new auto biography: Sex, drugs and jam roly-poly.

In her new book Mary describes the seedy and often dangerous world of the baking circuit. She exposes Paul Hollywood's dangerous lover affair with organic yeast and how she'll never able to look Mel...

0 busterjelly 02.10.12 4:18pm
Invisible Man Revalation

The Invisible Man reveals he has many imaginary friends...

0 sbegmeister 02.10.12 10:43am
Tory Health Minister...

says it's 'appalling' that old people have to go abroad to die. When with winter coming, they can freeze to death in their own house...

0 Nick Parry 02.10.12 10:19am
Nick Parry
Good week for TrueBiscuit ! I love "The animals are estimated by the authorities to weigh 700lb"., Well, they are now !...

1 Sinnick 02.10.12 9:54am

3 charlies_hat 02.10.12 7:34am