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I wonder if they have a policy on wanking in the International Space Station?

The thought arose from another thread. I believe pipes are used for collection of various effluents so they don't go floaty floaty around. But these people are up there a long, long time...

19 Ironduke 20.12.11 8:29pm
Ironduke
Kim Jong Il has cashed in his chips

He won't be missed will he? Won't be a case of "Long live the Kim". Sent his country to the brink of ruin. Mugabe must be next...

2 Nick McCarr 20.12.11 4:34pm
bonjonelson
A Country Fresh Christmas to everybody!

And a Happy New Year. And greetings for the Winter Equinox on Wednesday. May your leeks grow long and your tomatoes plump...

2 Scroat 20.12.11 10:17am
rickwestwell
ADMIN

1) would be nice to say goodbye to jackwang 2) the inbox of editor & admin both appear to be full. Technical problem ?...

0 Sinnick 20.12.11 9:28am
Sinnick
Tory Council Asks Russia To Crash Rogue Satellite Onto Its Council Estate

The Conservative Council of Buckingham has caused uproar by making a formal request to the Russian Government to direct its runaway Phobos satellite - filled with toxic material, and due to make...

0 1066steve 20.12.11 8:51am
1066steve
loving Jackwang's Moncler contributions this morning

seldom have I felt to strong and unaccountable an urge to buy a reddish jerkin...

0 cinquecento 20.12.11 8:47am
cinquecento
WTF?

Anyone else manage to get that story about the BBC no longer going to use the term punchline but 'shared comedic experience line' before they pulled it offline? Encourages violence or soemthing....

1 Username 20.12.11 12:45am
the coarse whisperer
Good old Daily Mail!

[url=http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2074531/Ive-spent-12-000-trying-look-like-Natalie-Cassidy-says-young-mother.html]Non Story![/url] A better headline would have been 'Girl spends about...

6 ianslat 19.12.11 10:40pm
ianslat
Truebiscuit

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/news/8965627/Virgin-TV-labels-Arsenal-and-Dickens-offensive.html Reminds me of the old gag. "Do you like Dickens?" "Don't know, never been to one" I'll get me...

0 riesler 19.12.11 8:47pm
riesler
I'm not sure what's more worrying

[url=http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/4006689/Hanky-panky-for-swinger-Krankies.html]That this story is front page news[/url] or the leadline which starts 'THE showbiz world was...

2 wallster 19.12.11 4:46pm
Oxbridge
Dear Editor

Has there been a 'leap day' that no one told me about? There seems to have been an FP somewhere between yesterday's sharply-observed knives one and today's miraculous Bible one. I'm confused, but...

6 Des Custard 19.12.11 1:12pm
rickwestwell
Top Ten For The Year?

Perhaps the eds or some of the more diehard users might be able to collate a list of the top ten NB stories of the year? I can't be arsed raking through them all to do it myself but I wouldn't mind...

4 Textbook 19.12.11 10:35am
Vertically Challenged Giant
Masterchef FP

Fine FP, Duff Typo: maybe one of the 's' in "dissappeared" could disappear...

2 Sinnick 19.12.11 8:50am
godly1966
Two thirds of french population fear losing AAA rating

Two Thirds of french population fear losing their AAA rating and the effects will have on their economy. When asked neither F&P or Sakorzy could actually define french economy...

0 Hugh Nose 19.12.11 6:28am
Hugh Nose
The Good Bear Nigel - today's FP

Brilliant, wayland. Really loved this one...

0 shitsu_tonka 19.12.11 1:52am
shitsu_tonka
BBC Headline writer/ Mike ashley apartheid shocker!

"Sportsdirect No to Blacks bid" erm BBC could have worded that slightly less ambiguously I think! Mike Ashley has very good lawyers you know!...

0 Jammydodgers 18.12.11 11:56pm
Jammydodgers
Dr Finlay's Casebook found on Doctor Finlay's bookcase.

Does this just show my age? Is it worth developing? (In a "do the Archers watch EastEnders?" kinda way)? Is it just a 1 liner? Should I do some work instead?...

2 nickb 18.12.11 11:06pm
nickb
Christopher Hitchens is dead

and the voices of unreason have lost another challenger. A sad day...

29 John Ffitch-Rucker 18.12.11 10:08pm
Nick McCarr
If the UK's relationship with Europe continues to detiorate...

would we win in a war? Our forces have had a fair bit of practice recently, and the Americans usually take our side in these things and they've got some troops with nothing to do now they're out of...

7 ianslat 18.12.11 9:25pm
Ironduke
25,000 Kinder Eggs seized by US Border Agents in 2010. Well done guys!

If anyone was in any doubt about the threat the US faces from Kinder Egg smugglers, this report details how 25,000 Eggs were seized by US Border Agents in 2010 alone....

0 bonjonelson 18.12.11 3:22pm
bonjonelson
TrueBiscuit

[url=http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-york-north-yorkshire-16223109]Twinkle twinkle.[/url]...

0 malgor 17.12.11 1:05am
malgor
Embarrassment backstage at Country & Western concert.

As Doctor Brian Cox tries to explain:, "Thanks for the offer Miss Parton, but I'm really not after a Hick's Bosom."...

1 rob box 16.12.11 12:39pm
Scroat
Louis C.K

Louis C.K is selling his new concert film for download for £3.20 cutting out the middleman and offering instant access to what is a truly great set. I think more and more comedians will start...

6 shitsu_tonka 16.12.11 12:49am
irregular apple
Single mother story

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2011/12/15/single-mother-apologises-for-crashing-entire-internet-with-bieber-tweet/ Dear editors, Would you be kind enough to add an attribution? Kthxbi...

1 bonjonelson 15.12.11 8:30pm
bonjonelson
. 0 writinginbsl 15.12.11 6:34pm
writinginbsl
Here's a little ego boost.

If you've ever had an NB FP; try googling it. You'll be amazed how influential you good people are in the wider world...

19 wallster 15.12.11 3:47pm
bonjonelson
I've just argued with Matthew Parris on the radio.

That felt gooooood...

19 Mary Evans 15.12.11 1:27pm
writinginbsl
Urgh!

[url=http://http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-15113440]Eat shit![/url], The bits that got me were household blender and coffee filter. Its like he's practising in his kitchen...

11 beau-jolly 15.12.11 8:47am
Son of Barnabas
I think I'll just 0 dvo4fun 14.12.11 4:15pm
dvo4fun
I'm sure no one else noticed Ed, but....

In the music industry NiB 2nd para last line needs 'listened to' or 'heard' removed...

0 Perks 14.12.11 12:16pm
Perks