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'Prepare to die' t-shirt causes stir on flight

An amusing story from my corner of the world

3 Yikes 23.01.13 5:52pm
Village People to sue Mo Farah over 'Mobot' celebration.

Double Olympic gold-medallist Mo Farah found himself facing plagiarism charges today as 1970s disco act, The Village People, announced they were planning to sue over Farah’s popular ‘Mobot’...

2 JD 23.01.13 2:55pm
UK gets revenge for French gas-leak stench, as Eric Pickles farts from Dover. 0 JD 23.01.13 1:58pm
Norway is good at snow....

6 writinginbsl 23.01.13 12:43pm
Looking for a document safe (Shale Gas shares etc) wonder if John Lewis do one..

"Playmobil Thief with Safe and Getaway Car: Out of stock" Makes a change from the traditional Police car I suppose...

7 dvo4fun 23.01.13 8:42am
Teachers on another short day I suspect

Just spied a local parent and his school aged son heading off towards the nearby slope pulling their sledges. Can't see the school through the storm but me guess is it's shut for the day. Where's the...

16 dvo4fun 22.01.13 11:17pm
True biscuit - Norwegian goat cheese fire

4 Not Amused 22.01.13 8:22pm
quite a quandary for the elderly

So, you've got old, you're bored and you can't be arsed with it all. That Dignitas brochure is looking ever more tempting. But then the treatment is expensive, and you could use that money to buy 8...

6 22.01.13 7:56pm
Wenger to use giant coat for hibernating during transfer window 1 JD 22.01.13 2:05pm
Apostrophititis Strikes NewsBiscuit 'Osborne' Thread

"Despite rigorous efforts to purge such posts" stated P. Dant, professor of Grammatical Infection at the English University "the highly persistent Superfluous Apostrophe infection can still strike...

5 Titus 21.01.13 9:57pm
delicious truebiscuit

[url=]air farce[/url]...

5 Squudge 21.01.13 8:20pm
No NiB's today?...

That's a shame. I set my day by NB publishing times. FP time for bed 12:00 NiB lunch 15:00 NiB dinner New tickers, bath time. I'm now getting very hungry...

7 Perks 21.01.13 4:52pm
Just misread the BBC headline "Birth rate boom stretches services"

as "Birth rate boom strecthes cervices". Hardly news I thought...

0 button 21.01.13 12:57pm
I'll 'ave a 'arf - Help!

I've got this little catch phrase running through my head - "I'll 'ave a 'arf" - said by a little, flat capped character called, I think, Jacko, in a TV sitcom many years ago. What programme was it...

16 theumpire 21.01.13 8:45am
The All New Jeni B
Grrrr wrong room. 9 charlies_hat 20.01.13 11:28pm

Reporter standing outside in the snow. Just in case we don't know what snow looks like. "This is the worst snow in this region since the winter of .. 2010." So more snow than in the last two or...

6 dvo4fun 20.01.13 11:24pm
Wrong room, it's catching 2 godly1966 20.01.13 7:09pm
The All New Jeni B
Now then, now then, guys & Tweenies

You couldn't make it up [url=]Tweenies in Jimmy Saville sketch[/url]...

0 MADJEZ 20.01.13 5:52pm
"Putting my Affairs in Order"

Quote from a friend: "I think it's about time I put my affairs in order. So here we go:, Alice, Jane, Tracy, Lizzie, Lizzie's younger sister (can't remember her name), Clair, Tracy (a different...

0 Titus 20.01.13 10:12am
Freeways Organization employs SmartWater to prevent cable connection robbers

Nah. Roll on fibre-to-the-cab. Or even fibre-to-the-home. That'll screw the thieving pikey bastards...

5 19.01.13 11:36pm
The All New Jeni B
F*cking love the FP today

Well done Dusty. I was offline yesterday (snow day - i.e. I was out in it instead of in enjoying Tinternet). I particularly love how the Ed has artfully plonked it, stopping with the f*cking f*ckers,...

2 Squudge 19.01.13 9:20am
WWII lard washed up on beach - honest

Thought at first it was Anne Widdicombe [url][/url]...

3 Dick Everyman 18.01.13 5:44pm
The All New Jeni B
Just watching Question Time

That Caroline Flint's a bit thick, isn't she?...

4 18.01.13 5:12pm
. 5 house78 18.01.13 11:56am
50 shades of meh

How many shameless cash-in titles can you come up with? I'll kick off with "50 shades of hay" - rugged farmhand barn action...

26 NewSuburbanDad 18.01.13 9:23am
Sarah is 4 miles away.

She's alright actually. And 4 miles isn't far. That's like, Bexleyheath or Dartford. Or Farningham. I have just put my car away though and it's really cold. And the snooker's on. I mean, it's only...

7 Qoxiivi 18.01.13 8:15am
The Real Rebecca
Anyone else waiting for Lance?

Starts in 24 mins on but not sure what that will add...

0 antharrison 18.01.13 1:06am
Lovely FP from Midfield today 9 dvo4fun 17.01.13 7:41pm
Spooky Shop Voucher

mrs 4fun's mother gave me a multi-retailer gift voucher for my birthday last week and two of the firms have already gone tits-up. If any of you play the bear market, or it may be a bull market ...

5 dvo4fun 17.01.13 6:56pm
French posts seem to be popular so I thought I'd try one

Renseignements que nous recueillons, Notre but principal dans la collecte de renseignements personnels est de vous fournir une expérience sécuritaire, souple, efficace et personnalisée. Cela nous...

8 Son of Barnabas 17.01.13 5:24pm
Not Amused