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| Massive Toady The Ed's new book is bloody good. My favourite since his 2000 years of history one... |
7 | shitsu_tonka | 11.04.12 3:55pm Oxbridge |
| .. | 1 | beau-jolly | 11.04.12 3:21pm beau-jolly |
| Greenland to enter beach volley ball teams in Olympics. Not to be out done by the news today that Turkmenistan is to start up a national ice hockey league; Greenland's sports minister Mr Noggin.T.Nog announced his country would be sending male and female... |
0 | stevebrdfd | 11.04.12 2:32pm stevebrdfd |
| Anyone know where I can get some cheap Jordon basketball shoes? If they do maybe they could post the details on every sub in both rooms. Thanks... |
9 | button | 11.04.12 1:26pm Scronnyglonkle |
| .. | 2 | Dumbnews | 11.04.12 10:57am bonjonelson |
| By Jove How do you get jovial from Jupiter? And Shavian from Shaw? And if implode is the opposite of explode, why isn't implore the opposite of explore?... |
11 | Scroat | 11.04.12 9:42am simonjmr |
| . | 4 | Dumbnews | 11.04.12 6:09am Sinnick |
| Merchant Bankers Merchant Banker: Ah, Mr. Victim, I'm glad to say we've got the go-ahead to lend you the money you required. We will, of course, need for security the deed to your house, the deed to your aunt's... |
0 | theumpire | 10.04.12 9:12pm theumpire |
| I was going to bring back Twat of the Week... - 2 But they seem to be everywhere. If I did, it would have to be Damien Hirst. Just for getting paid millions for what he does... |
51 | Scroat | 10.04.12 7:59am Scronnyglonkle |
| Tiger penis. Too funny. The picture almost looks like a carrot with marker on it... |
5 | rikkor | 08.04.12 3:03pm Golgo13 |
| Who wrote this? - 2 http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2124246/Samantha-Brick-downsides-looking-pretty-Why-women-hate-beautiful.html Which one of you was it?... |
34 | fernandomando | 07.04.12 11:01pm dvo4fun |
| Easter message [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLKk00OYKhU]Jesus Christ ![/url]... |
1 | Sinnick | 07.04.12 11:57am beau-jolly |
| March Writer of the Month - Ludicity Congratulations to Ludicity who wins the March Writer of the Month award for his story 'New Archbishop to be chosen by TV variety show, Bishops Got Talent'. This pulled in the largest congregation of... |
15 | editor | 07.04.12 9:32am Sinnick |
| Left Alert In response to weematt's query on another thread, thought I'd try to have a go at answering his question about guidelines for Left Alert subs. I'm no expert, but I believe it's pretty much any... |
2 | Vertically Challenged Giant | 07.04.12 7:03am weematt |
| Good Passover and happy Easter to all. If that doesn't work for you and yours, just have a nice weekend... |
0 | rikkor | 07.04.12 12:22am rikkor |
| Desert Island Discs Following Dumb's post in the other place and my semi-drunken, late-ish night reply, how about your desert island discs?, 10 tracks (or fewer) with (very brief)reasons... |
1 | beau-jolly | 06.04.12 2:28pm Scroat |
| I've just finished the "Hunger Games" trilogy... and all I can say is what a disappointing ending. The first book was good and the film was an excellent telling of the story with all of the implied menace and fear that saturates the lives of the... |
5 | JohnA | 06.04.12 12:22pm bonjonelson |
| 134 million reasons why its "Bye bye Rangers" http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-17628749 We dinna hardly ken ye... |
2 | JohnA | 06.04.12 9:10am JohnA |
| Pandas Is it too controversial to say that if pandas are that crap at reproducing then evolution dictates they should become extinct. They failed to do the deed yesterday because her tail got in the way at... |
21 | ianslat | 06.04.12 8:34am godly1966 |
| Slimmers World's calorie points system proves higher power | 0 | alanthetortoise | 06.04.12 8:04am alanthetortoise |
| Ed - March WoM Not that I'm in any way in the running, especially as there STILL isn't an incessant gob-shite category, but when will this be announced? Or are you waiting until tomorrow for tax purposes?... |
2 | The All New Jeni B | 05.04.12 11:10pm The All New Jeni B |
| Spit and Polish has Ed been too hasty in removing all the Polish spam? for all we know those posts could have been absolute comedy gold, and just wanted a bit of translating... |
5 | pere floza | 05.04.12 2:03pm beau-jolly |
| Anyone rang that Polish advert for Zadzwon Pod at the top, as I need a plumber The cartoon Character in it looks like a Chigley Chav, has Newsbiscuit been outsourced to Eastrern Europe... |
0 | Scronnyglonkle | 05.04.12 12:51pm Scronnyglonkle |
| Panda's keepers to try WKD next. 'Works with teenage girls' says expert. | 3 | MADJEZ | 05.04.12 11:08am thisisall1word |
| My TV shame Saw about half a minute of Samantha Brick being interviewed this morning on Lorraine. I think she perhaps perceives herself as being more attractive than she really is... |
5 | Scroat | 05.04.12 10:53am Scronnyglonkle |
| Scary Weirdoes Do you know that ditty by Mitch Benn where he looks in the mirror and realises that he is that scary weirdo on the bus?, I've just looked back over my posting history and would like to apologise... |
5 | beau-jolly | 05.04.12 7:22am Scronnyglonkle |
| Falklands 2 Starring Sean Penn The ex husband of Pop animal Madonna has announced at a sparse but highly excitable press conference in Buenos Aires the title of his new film., Falklands 2 will see Penn take the lead role as Major... |
1 | don rubber | 04.04.12 8:19pm Perks |
| North vs South Korea football match abandoned after keeper is hit by missile FIFA President Set Platter has pledged to do everything in his power to ensure lifelong bans for those responsible for the incident which led to South Korea goalkeeper Kim Yip being carried from the... |
0 | Underconstruction | 04.04.12 3:36pm Underconstruction |
| Hamlet Drinking Game Tried to combine the joys of drinking, acting and barding. As Biscuits thrive on being funny and drunk all suggestions for rounds and how to make it better and more mirthsome will be gratefully... |
2 | shitsu_tonka | 04.04.12 2:20pm Gerontius |
| To settle the Falklands/Malvinas dispute once and for all... [quote]Let's have a re-run of the infamous 1986 England v Argentina game.and we fingerprint the ball after each goal?... |
3 | Milesfromnowhere | 04.04.12 1:26pm bonjonelson |
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