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Lovely FP Insomnia, jp, rick 9 Ludicity 3 years

Great team effort and super photo as always red. Good to see foreign affairs making the front page - we need more international stories...
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Question for Rikkor 5 shitsu_tonka 3 years

Or any other U.S types who hang out here. Glen Beck and Bill O'Reilly (especially Glen Beck who is alarmingly creepy): are they listened to or are they mocked in the States? I can't work out if...
Watch out for those German strawberries 1 shitsu_tonka 3 years

Fry and Laurie have an [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=znmjnEMqHeg&feature=rec-exp_fresh+div-1f-16-HM]Englandgasm[/url] Was in the mood for some retro mirth...
Looks like one of our brethren has gone over to the Dark Side 11 Oxbridge 3 years

http://newsarse.com/2010/08/25/seekers-of-mind-blowing-unprotected-sex-facing-postcode-lottery/...
I had a weird dream last night where a NewsBiscuit football team... 2 FormerlyAlOPecia 3 years

were taking on Germany, and hoped to defeat them by satire alone. We did get one past them when I distracted their back 4 by taking them to a stand at the side of the pitch where I sold them...
"Ghost Hunter" killed by real train looking for ghost train. 5 rikkor 3 years

http://www.wistv.com/global/story.asp?s=13055036# This is the funniest thing ever. Listen to the audio 911 (your 999) call on the right side of the screen. A person could have died of old age...
New trade association created to represent trade associations 1 3 years

The Trade Association Trade Association (TATA) has been created to represent the interests of trade and retail associations which do not currently enjoy representation. Speaking about the new body,...
If you were in Guernsey 3 Hunter F. Thompson 3 years

[url=http://www.portrait-sculpture.org/register/large.php?relid=19&id=50]you might see this.[/url]...
COME ON LUDO THIS IS GETTING PAST A JOKE FCS... 8 Scroat 3 years

Nice one though, jealousy notwithstanding. Well done. Bitch/bastard whichever applies...
What is the point of being a slightly pissed saddo at nearly one in the morning 1 Scroat 3 years

When no-one rips the piss FCS. I mean. Honestly. What's a bloke to do?...
Guess who this lovable guy was 23 arrghgarry 3 years

(His first wife) She went off to Italy with someone I'd had an affair with and my sister had been fond of, so he'd had the whole family...
TWAT OF THE WEEK 6 Scroat 3 years

Jeremy Clarkson, Simon Cowell, Tony B. Liar, President Sarky, all the local garden centres for running out of seed potatoes, Yves Saint Laurent for discontinuing Rive Gauche eau de parfum (Mrs...
Nation in panic as Friends fails to appear in TV schedules for a day 0 3 years

Prime Minister David Cameron has cut short his Cornish holiday to deal with the growing crisis gripping the UK following the shock disappearance for a day of hit US sitcom Friends from TV schedules....
Nation in panic as Friends fails to appear in TV schedules for a day 0 3 years

Prime Minister David Cameron has cut short his Cornish holiday to deal with the growing crisis gripping the UK following the shock disappearance for a day of hit US sitcom Friends from TV schedules....
Newbie giddy from achieving first NiB misguidedly quits job 6 dicky37 3 years

Oops. Didn't really think that one through. The offers will roll in though, won't they fellow Biscuiteers? Hello? [Tumbleweed] It's dark and I'm frightened. So frightened...
How do the tags work? 8 3 years

I see the tags box, but what does it do? Should I treat it the same was as metatags, ie. words which relate to a post? I'm new here, so excuse my ignorance...
Ludo, you're on fire.... 2 Mary Evans 3 years

No, really, put it out, quick Lovely brace of FPs. Made me smile in the thankless, small hours of the night as my breasts were masticated by a small, bald entity. I really must teach Mr Mary some...
Well done Ludo 4 Scroat 3 years

This must be one of your best FPs. Great stuff...
Norflok Police Guide to "Is Your child a gangster?" 0 Sharpehunter 3 years

Proof that Newsbiscuit produces the news before it happens. Remember ianslats great sub http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2010/08/21/gang-initiation-tests-getting-easier-critics-claim/ and here is the real...
Teacher trying to get kids thinking in an imaginative way. 1 thackaray 3 years

[url=http://www.newser.com/article/d9hqbp3g0/australian-teacher-assigns-students-to-plan-a-terrorist-attack-to-kill-as-many-as-possible.html]Not your usual lesson[/url]...
This link is very pleasant with morning coffee, in almost any weather. 0 Hunter F. Thompson 3 years

[url=http://vsm.shinshu-a.com/]The Big Blue Sea[/url]...
Super FP thisisadrill! 5 nealdoran 3 years

Your first? Welcome to the new world of cliques and toads, shut the door behind you. My school had ideas above its station and I did fencing for PE some terms (it was indoors, didn't involve wearing...
Misaprehensions 15 sauce 3 years

Years ago, I remember hearing R4 references to a program about grumpy folks with bladder control problems and I remember thinking, well I'd be cross, an' all, if I suffered that. Then I was driving...
Wikileaks was closed so I thought I'd post this here. 1 Ian Searle 3 years

I found a sheet of paper on the underground near the South Bank. At first I though it was an MI 6 document, then i realised it was even more top secret than that! It's a page from the sript of the...
Cracking FP Ludo 5 Scroat 3 years

Have some stars. Of course you will be struck down by The Almighty One, as will anyone who finds it funny. But who believes that stuff anyway? It's not going to hap...
What your favourite piece of content? 10 StoopyDeGunt 3 years

Writers: If you wanna get on in the Arts business, you've gotta learn to write 'engaging content'. Don't take it from me. I heard it from an Internet guru and those guys set the agenda in the arts....
Who is the sales genius who persuaded someone at Jilbabs... 2 Oxbridge 3 years

that this would be a great site to sell burqas on? And would he like to sell ads on my magazine?...
"Kent fire service warning on rubbish fires in Gravesend" 1 riesler 3 years

Oh come on, they're not that bad!...
I hope it's not quiet here because you're all watching Big Brother... 2 thisisall1word 3 years

If so: FOR SHAME...