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Dear Mr Pringles 0 Zadok the second 3 years

Thank you very much for changing your advertising slogan. My life was, I admit, hell, thanks to being told that 'once I pop, I can't stop'. I can, now, finally, stop. And indeed I have done so, but...
Is it me, or is it getting boring here? 6 FormerlyAlOPecia 3 years
Quality control anybody? 22 Gerontius 3 years

How about a separate little tick box tacked on to the end of the 5* score boxesthat can be used to make the idiotic subs disappear., If enough people tick the box (say 10) then the sub (although...
Talking bra 1 Sinnick 3 years

http://gizmodo.com/5687795/japanese-lingerie-maker-hopes-to-promote-tourism-with-talking-bra Just lowering the tone further since it's Friday. I don't expect anyone to suggest what the message...
Love the FP, Oxbridge 8 Chip Paper 3 years

'brains of a radiator' and 'I mean, hello! Fossil fuels?', Excellent...
Perverts struggle to make ends meet 0 Milo Shame 3 years

Susan Lawless from the Sexual Expression Bureau has complained that current economic problems have had a serious effect on threesomes in the Home Counties. She says, ‘Most people don’t understand...
! 1 Hunter F. Thompson 3 years

Freemarket rules in the race to the bottom, None can rule over chaos, and no-one can stop 'em:, Champions of nonsense, of vacuum and vanity, Voting for this lot will challenge your sanity...
Terrorists 1 – 0 Common Sense 2 Nobby Holder 3 years

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-south-yorkshire-11736785...
scenes from todays March/Protest 4 thisisall1word 3 years

scenes from todays March/Protest; & can someone let me know how to edit image size in BBcode? http://amazingpokeradventure.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/protest.jpg etc...
Shameless Hijacking of Spoof News Website for Excellent Cause 7 wallster 3 years

[url=http://www.silentsingle.com]2 Minute Silence[/url] If you have a spare pound, go to the above website and spend it on the silent single. You'll get a video and 2 minutes of silence. The Royal...
No overcrowded trains in those days - just one to a carriage? 4 riesler 3 years

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-11726907 Marginal taste?...
More soon. 3 FormerlyAlOPecia 3 years
Saw this and thought it was about Ian Botham... 2 riesler 3 years

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-11718029...
Miliband's new baby snubs poppy appeal 0 Stan Laurel 3 years

So disappointed to see the Milibands' new baby isn't sporting a poppy like his proud parents [url=http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-11728544 ]http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-11728544...
Boehner (pronounced Bayner) is a Congressman, not a Senator. 25 rikkor 3 years

More than likely, he will be Speaker of the House in January. Which is much more important than being Senate majority leader. I won't tell you why, because it's too boring. Oh, and the...
The archives Rosa Parks bit is priceless. 0 rikkor 3 years
Slow news day? 0 riesler 3 years

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-kent-11724348...
How to get off busy train 2 Sinnick 3 years

Following a boring BBC magazine article, we can come up with better ideas, can't we ? I'M GOING TO PUKE Allahu Akbar etc...
College reunions: nice or nasty? 12 shitsu_tonka 3 years

Dear Auntie NewsBiscuit, Have been invited to my first reunion type thing, and I don't know whether it will be shite or not. Are they fun? Is it worth dragging myself a few hundred miles up country...
There's a drink in for you Des. 0 saltire 3 years

Congratulations. *bastard's gone and done it again*...
Cricket balls 0 Sinnick 3 years

Somehow I think this story will be of interest to many Biscuiteers http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-11718029 I particularly like the sentence "Their testes make up some 14% of their...
Anyone heard of Talisker whiskey 10 years old 13 arrghgarry 3 years

how much does it cost in blighty...
A Collaborative Fairy Tale: How a life in the UK was saved 1 Hunter F. Thompson 3 years

Once upon a time, many-many years ago, Beloved, in a far away land where banquets were given on almost any day and were to be had by all those who wanted to eat, and where desert palaces offered...
Stir Crazy Redemption 7 IABP 3 years

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-11707554 Table for four, sir?...
Your anorexia makes me so sad I cut myself. 9 rikkor 3 years

Oh, and I just got low-cost car insurance for my Camry in Phoenix...
Ask Rhod Gilbert 8 Mary Evans 3 years

Was inconveniently far away from the remote on Saturday night and had the misfortune to catch five minutes of the above. My first question - why aren't you funny any more? Armstrong and Miller on...
what are the tubers strikin for 7 arrghgarry 3 years

no one tells me owt...
Not goodbye, but a normalisation of the existing state of affairs... 6 la maga 3 years

Which is that I've not had the time to post very much on here recently, and won't have time for a while due to other writing projects (no, none of them paid - grrr) and because of the cursed job...
NewsBotty doing Isle of Wight stories, is nothing sacred?? 2 Oxbridge 3 years

http://newsarse.com/2010/11/05/isle-of-wight-sterilisation-programme-well-under-underway/...
The thing about Le Canard Enchainé 19 Hunter F. Thompson 3 years

Which is sturdily sticking to its report that the president is...