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What colour are you?

For the last few weeks we have been obsessed with colour Diane Abbott, John Terry, Liverpool football club etc. So I think it might be helpful if we know each other’s colour. I will start the ball...

20 godly1966 16.01.12 5:16pm
the coarse whisperer
Tories want to give the Queen £60m for her birthday...

in the form of a new yacht. Are they out of their fucking minds? There must be a sub in this for someone. Perhaps along the lines of what the nation should give the Queen and how we rustle up the...

6 shitsu_tonka 16.01.12 3:30pm
beau-jolly
Oops!

I just heard a glorious Freudian slip on local radio during a phone-in about sleep problems. The presenter asked people to phone in and share "the best way to knob off - er- NOD off to sleep!"...

0 Major Clanger 16.01.12 11:59am
Major Clanger
A cow-based economy

Thought I'd share this email - why should I be the only one to suffer? A cow-based economy SOCIALISM, You have 2 cows., You give one to your neighbour. COMMUNISM, You have 2 cows., The State...

5 Major Clanger 16.01.12 7:57am
John Ffitch-Rucker
Balm for the soul - 2

iTunes just picked out 'Rene and Georgette Magritte With Their Dog After the War' by Paul Simon for me...

42 Scroat 15.01.12 11:56am
Scroat
I really wanted to post..

.."Physicist in Schrodinger Tradegy when colleague opened front door", but just didn't have the courage...

4 Al OPecia 15.01.12 1:59am
FlashArry
Comedy names for companies

Probably been done before, and probably featured loads of chippies called 'Bob's Plaice' and builders called Bodgit and Scarper, but what are the best (or worst) named companies? Reason for asking...

18 Midfield Diamond 14.01.12 11:30pm
Quaz
Child Benefit

removal of child benefit from higher rate tax payers sounds fundamentally sensible in our straitened circumstances. However, viewed at another waythe nation will only pay poorer people to have...

14 Ironduke 14.01.12 11:08pm
John Ffitch-Rucker
(=´∀`)人(´∀`=)

(⌒-⌒; )...

4 Golgo13 14.01.12 11:08pm
Scroat
Proper, good, old-fashioned thievery

[url=http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/9014449/Thieves-dig-100ft-tunnel-to-reach-cash-machine.html]frankly I wish them every successterrific effort![/url]...

3 Ironduke 14.01.12 8:42pm
Ironduke
BBC headline

Just saw this headline: "Women march over breast implants" I hope they took them out first...

1 beau-jolly 14.01.12 4:28pm
beau-jolly
What's everybody drinking tonight?

Not an offer to buy a virtual round, just interested in what you're all imbibing. I'm on a heady mix of cans in a handsome jug. Thwaites Champion Mild, 3.2%ABV, 440ml plus Abbot Ale, 5%ABV, 500ml....

24 Scroat 14.01.12 2:08pm
beau-jolly
Dead Pool v2.0. No-side.

Following the degeneration of the last dead pool posts into pseudo ironic reasons for fatality, I thought you might like to play with my own list for 2012., I've taken out Maggie (ooh, how I wish)...

4 Iscariot 14.01.12 1:50pm
JohnA
How to rob Tesco

Following lots of jolly good ideas in another thread I thought it may be an idea to start a thread of its own. Please understand though that this is not condoning shoplifting; All the ideas will...

14 beau-jolly 13.01.12 8:02pm
Scroat
The headline had me imagining shots of Beyonce with a gob full of Hubba-Bubba...

but no. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-16534434...

3 The All New Jeni B 13.01.12 6:20pm
John Ffitch-Rucker
Darwin Awards Contender.

Yesterday, the main street of my little suburban town was completely cordoned off., Some apology for a sentient being found an old mortar on a hill in Dundee, drove the 5 miles to Broughty Ferry...

19 The All New Jeni B 13.01.12 4:33pm
The All New Jeni B
Cameron in Saudi to discuss security and trade ties?

King Abdullah doesn't wear a tie, sack the Researcher David...

0 tedweasel 13.01.12 3:35pm
tedweasel
Just read the office manager FB...

Quality. Lovely little switch-around...

0 Qoxiivi 13.01.12 12:33pm
Qoxiivi
Is Thatcher Dead?

The blogoshpere is all of twitter, but I can't find a truly legit media source. Can it be? Has she passed away? If so good luck to all of you as you write your subs on it...

6 shitsu_tonka 13.01.12 11:30am
bonjonelson
Richard Desmond Live

I may be a tad sensitive but RD's appearance before the Leveson enquiry had me watching through my fingers. "Don't misunderstand me, I'm not trying to minimise what we said in the Daily Express...

3 dvo4fun 13.01.12 8:27am
John Ffitch-Rucker
Groupon story edits

Couple of slight mistakes. My emphasis: ‘I managed to survive the whole experience – it was very disappointing,’ said Bertie Jones, 81, from Daventry. ‘Though to be fair, when they saw I...

2 bonjonelson 13.01.12 12:35am
bonjonelson
Happy birthday dvo4fun

Would have got you a card signed by us all, but my personnel shopper got arrested in henley so this is the best I could do at short notice...

17 Perks 12.01.12 6:19pm
godly1966
Scottish independence

Is it just me, or does Alec Salmond's argument sound a bit like a leg saying that the right to be amputated is something for the leg to decide on its own, without consulting the head or the rest of...

12 Zadok the second 12.01.12 4:38pm
beau-jolly
Author's query

I'm writing a book about Jeanne d'Arc tentatively titled "Road to Rouen". I am seeking unpublished letters, manuscripts, tweets or graffiti referencing the soi-disant Maid or Orleans. No fats or...

23 rikkor 12.01.12 3:24pm
rikkor
Food for thought

Following on from the restaurant-based comments in Rikkor's thread, I wondered what was the most disgusting thing you chaps had ever eaten in a restaurant., Mine is definately the chopped up pig's...

22 beau-jolly 12.01.12 2:34pm
Major Clanger
Beyoncing baby girl for Jay-Z 5 beau-jolly 12.01.12 12:18am
FlashArry
The green thing.

This was posted by distant relative on her facebook page; I think it’s worth sharing., Checking out at the supermarket recently, the young cashier suggested I should bring my own bags because...

22 John Ffitch-Rucker 11.01.12 11:10pm
dvo4fun
NIB problem

[url=http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2012/01/11/public-enquiry-to-review-upsurge-in-public-enquiries/]Currently in the NIB slot[/url], then compare...

5 malgor 11.01.12 10:30pm
newsbiscuit editorial team
A Bad conductor

Button's recent "Incompetent Orchestra" sub reminded me of this joke.. There was once this second-rate orchestra led by a second-rate director. In the orchestra was this guy on the cymbals who...

3 Major Clanger 11.01.12 12:58pm
beau-jolly
Ed Milligram

You have to admit, he's a bit of a lightweight...

5 Scroat 11.01.12 10:32am
Vertically Challenged Giant