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Congratulations on your FP Skylarking 5 saltire 3 years

It falls to me to be the first to congratulate you.Well done., Who says the editorial team doesn't have a sense of humour ? *bloody editorial team*...
Dear Editorial Team 16 simonjmr 3 years

I have sverall million sand dollars that are held in banks in a fascist junta - if you would kindly please provide me with your bank account details, my first Newsbiscuit solo front page and a WOM...
Something for the weekend 0 Scroat 3 years

http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z38/dcoxell/img098.jpg...
Sorry Ed 15 brownpaperreporter 3 years

Can I get the credit for "brick in pool wins gold" ticker please I know its all me, me, me...
Apart from voting for your own stock how do you get on the leader board? 5 Nobby Holder 3 years

I’ve stuck to the house rules, all of my subs have been crap too., Where am I going wrong?, Who do you have to shag to get a leg up these days?...
Scientific community baffled by failing Sat Navs 1 hero2zero 3 years

Four failing Sat Navs have baffled scientists, two have displayed the symptoms of Tourettes Syndrome, one has developed a stutter and another has problems in pronouncing its Rs. The one with...
New Prisons Minister denies they are the New Improved Labour 0 arrghgarry 3 years

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1320972/Prisons-minister-Crispin-Blunt-says-inmates-choice-FIVE-dishes-dinner.html...
Rather than Leave it blank - let's have some tomato jumping 2 IABP 3 years

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-11548982 Mind you I think I'm the only one on the board who can see my posts ;)...
Cage against the machine 3 Zadok the second 3 years

Everyone's [url=http://uk.reuters.com/article/idUKTRE69E1KE20101015]getting a bit excited about this [/url] http://www.medienkunstnetz.de/assets/img/data/2097/bild.jpg It premiered in 1952 for...
If you're an elderly man, don't try to jump girls that look like tomatoes. 4 wallster 3 years

[url=http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-11548982]You know it makes sense[/url]...
For a StandUp comic, the fun part about the worldwide financial disaster is 16 Hunter F. Thompson 3 years

1. The banks made loans to guys who couldn't pay. How could they know? They sliced n diced and sold them off within days. They then sold slices of bundled up loans to each other, then sliced them...
The most deflating moment when reading Page 1 of a novel. 5 rikkor 3 years

A character named "Cain". Or, Able or Abel for that matter. Just happened to me with A. S. Byatt. Oh, spoiler alert: turns out the author is a woman...
Son of Beowulff II >> Iceland is first to reach the bottom 0 Hunter F. Thompson 3 years

Good news for Britain, bad news for [url=http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2010-10-13/iceland-to-present-bill-to-wipe-out-personal-debt-minister-jonasson-says.html]Tory party fundraisers, sponsors and...
It's easier than I thought to post in the wrong forum 20 rickwestwell 3 years

Sorry. Hello everyone, anyway...
Where's Edward Hack? 19 wallster 3 years

Haven't seen him around lately...
A Challenge, by Chief Constable Peter Fahy 2 afternoonslow 3 years

Greater Manchester Police are today posting details on Twitter of every incident the force is called out to deal with over a period of 24 hours. , Chief Constable Peter Fahy hopes to demonstrate...
A challenge ... 1 Sinnick 3 years

Can anyone write a NiB on this story ?, There are so many possible gags, but I don't have the opportunity to write http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-11522483 I'll provide 5* to the...
"Worry beads" in cars prevent serious injury - new report 0 noddy1956 3 years

A report released yesterday by the Department of Transport has proved the effectiveness of worry beads in cars. The four-year study, in association with the University of Lincoln, has shown that...
Miner 27 refuses to enter capsule because 'Number 26 has let one go in there' 0 RockhopperPenguin 3 years
Has President Pinera just let some sort of cat out the bag? 0 afternoonslow 3 years

Ch. 4 News tonight, clip showing the Pres. Taking a call from PM on his mobile in odd moment between things at the mine El Presidente. (speaking in theatrical whisper whilst grinning to camera)....
Anyone seen Sky News' Chilean miner ticker today? 4 ianslat 3 years

[url=http://camanis.net/lemmings/img/screenshots/lemmings.png]Sky News[/url]...
Live Satire, by a Damned Fine Chap 1 afternoonslow 3 years

Mario Sepulveda ( the Union Rep,second man up), steped from the lift, greeted his wife and then handed out bits of rock to assorted officials. BBC radio reports that he also handed one to President...
Peer Review called off as most Lords too old to sing and dance 0 Ian Searle 3 years

and none can tell jokes!...
Blunt to sing Taliban into submission 5 andhrimnir 3 years

[url=http://new.uk.music.yahoo.com/blogs/pop_gossip/11224/blunt-to-sing-taliban-into-submission/]come on, own up, who wrote this?[/url]...
For everyone who understands the relevance of today's date... 14 The All New Jeni B 3 years

you may be interested in this website., http://www.zz9.org/node/1 I'm off to find my towel...
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Liverpool FC receive another top offer 0 custard cream 3 years

The bidding war for Liverpool FC took another unexpected turn today, when chairman Martin Broughton announced a rival bid from a new consortium. "I am pleased to say that a three man consortium...
Question re subs board etiquette 15 Chip Paper 3 years

Hello all Though I'm a big fan, I submit very infrequently and am only just getting to grips with the new - and much improved - Writers' Room. What I wanted to ask was this What is the etiquette...
autism and twitter 0 fernandomando 3 years

Closely related things perhaps, but if anyone is on Twitter there is a foolish man who is tweeting every 10 minutes for the next 60 hours. He is raising money the National Autism Society and can be...
Nice to see real headline echoing a Newsbiscuit story 0 IABP 3 years

'Stalker Wins a Medal at Commonwealth Games'...