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Stewart Lee's Royal Wedding Analysis 19 Textbook 3 years

I thought this brilliant piece of writing by celebrated comedian Stewart Lee would tickle the NB gang's fancy. Originally found in the Guardian. "The selection of Kate Middleton, a lowly commoner...

NewsBiscuit taking ads from the 'No to AV' camp: What am I missing here? 22 Oxbridge 3 years

Yes, I know the site costs money to run and I haven't offered any of my own. Yes, I know people are free to make a choice. Yes, I know some Labour politicans to their eternal shame are in that camp...

PMQs (Prime Minister's Quotations) 20 ianslat 3 years

I quite like the fact that Cameron has started quoting adverts in PMQs. I'd like to see him throw at least one in every week. If he could get 'Ah, Bisto', 'Finger-licken' good' or 'Wassup!!!' into...

Cock : what a rookie mistake ! 1 MADJEZ 3 years
AV: Utter bobbins or not? 13 shitsu_tonka 3 years

Tories is bastards, but now LibDems is gits. So which way to vote? Anyone made their minds up?...

Manchester Man gives a shit about the royal wedding 0 areileen 3 years

Sadly early reports that journalists had managed to track down a Mancunian who gave a toss about the forthcoming noble nuptials have proved somewhat optimistic. Not even the invitation of former Old...

Rick - you're on form. Story here possibly 0 Scroat 3 years

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1381041/Hubert-Hub-Schlafly-inventor-autocue-dies-aged-91.html lost for words or summat...

Saw a hilarious interview with the "special people" outside Westminster Abbey.. 1 FormerlyAlOPecia 3 years

..this morning. The BBC interviewer asked a lady propped up against the railings, who had been there since the weekend with her King Charles Spaniel, "and what is the name of this dog?", to which...

Bonzer Ming FP, Westy. 4 rikkor 3 years
Football Match believed to have been played 0 TheDeedle 3 years

It is understood that a football match may have been played at a venue somewhere that may or may not have been in Europe, however a "super-injunction" is believed to have been filed preventing the...

You're wrong, and you're a grotesquely ugly freak! 13 bonjonelson 3 years

As today is the anniversary of 1994, what better time than to post a few news headlines from The Day Today. Bouncing Elephantiasis Woman destroys Central Portsmouth., Bryan Ferry Bathmat Dangerous...

So terribly modern 4 rikkor 3 years

My new computer can log me on to NB with my fingerprint. Should help stop "drunk dialing" posts...

Boring, lazy FP. 1 rikkor 3 years

Oh, sorry. I meant great job, NB...

I read up on AV voting. 4 rikkor 3 years

I saw it mentioned a couple of times here and didn't know what it is. Now I do, and I'm sorry...

Dear Diary, 0 theumpire 3 years

Sorry I haven’t made an entry for a while, but Mrs Umpire and I have been away for a few days to the Isle of Wight. I must record in these pages how modern technology completely confounded me in a...

Yes, he was a bit careless, but still a bit of a harsh headline 2 FormerlyAlOPecia 3 years

http://www.wilsonvillespokesman.com/news/2011/March/27/Top.stories/cigarette.causes.wankers.store.blaze/news.aspx...

Royal Wedding FP damn you Newsbiscuit. 0 MADJEZ 3 years

OK great FP, I have just sent my 'Kate Middletons father to pay half' sub off to the scrapyard. I was doing in readyness for Friday., Mine had her father forgetting he'd drunkenly agreed to pay half...

Happy St George's Day. 2 wallster 3 years

Nice to see all the English theme pubs in Dublin decorated with their George Cross Flags and real ale on tap...

Happy Easter to all my reader 2 beau-jolly 3 years

Think I might lock up and go home soon., A group of pasty looking people in anaraks just marched past with a solitary drum and a bloody great cross. Don't tell me the God-botherers are trying to...

Des! 0 rikkor 3 years

I got this message on Facebook today. Help a Friend, Des Custard, Suggest friends for him. I suggested Kim Jong-Il, Rupert Murdoch, Charles Manson and Baroness Thatcher for you. I think you'll...

Trubiscuit - We can't compete with this. 2 MADJEZ 3 years

[url=http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/UK-News/Disabled-Grandmother-Fights-Off-Attack-By-Three-Teenage-Muggers-By-Headbutting-One-Of-Them/Article/201104315976826?lpos=UK_News_Third_Home_Page_Article_Te...

Need help on a potential story 9 Vertically Challenged Giant 3 years

Hello peoples. I've just seen that Muslims Against Crusades are seeking permission to protest near Westminster Abbey on the royal wedding day. The English Defence League have warned that if they are...

Its grim oop north! 4 beau-jolly 3 years

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tyne-13159145...

Champions' football trophy run over by bus in Madrid 2 beau-jolly 3 years

Chaotic celebrations after Real Madrid won the Copa del Rey fell a little flat when the prized trophy was dropped from the top of the ceremonial open-top bus., One of the players, Sergio Ramos,...

OK, its last years Easter Card but its the only one I'll send 1 brownpaperreporter 3 years

Especially for Rikkor http://i851.photobucket.com/albums/ab78/brownpaperreporter/easter-card.jpg?t=1303394617...

iPhones track your every move! 6 3 years

[url=http://www.guardian.co.uk/technology/2011/apr/20/iphone-tracking-prompts-privacy-fears]iKnowwhatyoudidlastsummer[/url] Unbelievable. And I thought 'android' sounded more sinister...

Excellent donkey FP today. 1 Stan 3 years

Great work VCG and Red...

www.chubbybabes.com? 0 riesler 3 years

http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/12918531...

"At Stonehenge, take a f*cking left turn" 6 riesler 3 years

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/8461290/Sat-nav-Prehistoric-man-used-crude-sat-nav.html...

Anonymous Tagging 1 Vertically Challenged Giant 3 years

I thought I read on here recently that we were supposed to be seeing an end to anonymous tagging. Well some joker has been through everything I've posted and tagged it with 'No tags yet'...