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Gun laws

To avoid the debate starting in t'other room, what is the solution? Arming teachers sounds (and is) mad but does anyone have a better idea? Guns are out there and you can not put the toothpaste...

27 beau-jolly 17.12.12 9:16pm
godly1966
NB's Virtual Christmas Party !!! - 2

Ok, everyone else is having a jolly party nowadays (Clegg excepted), so maybe we should too. Don't know why it's not been thought of before. Anyone and everyone invited, just the obvious rule that...

51 Sinnick 17.12.12 2:14pm
Ironduke
Neat-O Episode 4

Here we go again. A journey through some of the best one-liners, News in Brief and FP length subs the internet has to offer. But as with all journeys, this one starts with the CHECK-IN So as...

22 Perks 17.12.12 2:05pm
Vertically Challenged Giant
November Writer of the Month – Ludicity

Many congratulations to Ludicity who wins his 171st Writer of the Month award after his excellent story, 'Jeremy Hunt to open world's first placebo hospital', was NewsBiscuit's most-read in November....

8 editor 17.12.12 1:04pm
Vertically Challenged Giant
Neat-o 9/12/12 - THE RESULT

This week's neat-o certainly revealed the in depth capability of our regular neat-o contributors to handle the subject of “relief”. Most contributors had a good grasp of that. Not everyone seemed...

6 weematt 17.12.12 8:10am
Gerontius
Film sequels that never happened - 23456

Snow White 2: Dances with dwarves, The Sound of Music 2: Revenge of the Von Trapps, The Taking of Pelham 123 2 You get the idea - over to you...

163 Smart Alex 17.12.12 6:20am
riesler
Planes in Spain land badly in the main....

or something http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-20734048...

6 button 16.12.12 8:27pm
Squudge
Ooh, I'm the only one here. I could take off all my clothes and run around naked

Hold on, that's how I got the injunction...

5 dvo4fun 16.12.12 4:46pm
Psycadelic Squirrel
Tyson denies sex change.

It's actually got to Tyson himself. [url=http://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/blogs/the-pugilist/tyson-forced-deny-sex-change-claims-112050314.html]Incredible[/url]. I guess now we'll see a slew of subs...

7 Qoxiivi 16.12.12 3:51pm
Gerontius
Dearth of Christmas TV adverts?

Is it me or is there a dearth of Christmas adverts this December? I miss the Woolworths ones. They don't make them like this anymore ...

2 Dick Everyman 15.12.12 11:40pm
Username
The Paedo Pool

Ok. I discussed this with my legal department, and we have come to the conclusion that it is not in the best interests of Newsbiscuit, myself or any jailbait-hunting celebrities for us to try and bet...

19 bonjonelson 15.12.12 9:57pm
riesler
Neat-o 9/12/12

The subject is "comic relief"., Post as a sub in Writers' Room with a link here if you hope to get it published or here in the Chat Room as a NOD (Neat-o direct) if it does not fit as a sub.,...

18 weematt 15.12.12 4:52pm
Squudge
Newsbiscuit virtual Secret Santa - 23

It's that time of year again when, if you work in an office, you'll probably be asked to pick the name of one of your colleagues out of a hat and then buy them a present they'll probably think is...

67 ianslat 15.12.12 11:41am
Squudge
(another) US shooting

with guns - 28 dead, http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-20730717 without guns - 21 injured, http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-china-20723910 Guns - making your massacres better since...

0 Yikes 15.12.12 4:37am
Yikes
Global chain tossers

Starbucks. How very fucking gracious of you. No Corporation Tax for 3 years and then a "we've listened to our customers" paltry £20m over 2 years If I offered HMRC an eighth of what I should send...

22 brownpaperreporter 14.12.12 4:58pm
beau-jolly
WoM

Have I missed it for November? Or has it not been announced yet? Or is the announcement being held back because the winning sub was written in the early 1400s and it might kick off again?...

6 Vertically Challenged Giant 14.12.12 4:02pm
Perks
If you haven't had a look already......

http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b01777fr/Old_Jews_Telling_Jokes_Episode_1/...

0 button 13.12.12 8:41pm
button
Utter Bollocks.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-20677541 "big tits" is my guess - what's yours?...

8 Al OPecia 13.12.12 8:16pm
writinginbsl
"Engine room to Captain Kirk. Spam filters down; dilythium crystal stock low!" 3 dvo4fun 13.12.12 1:53pm
godly1966
I would like to donate this as the new Newsbiscuit server, where can I send it?

http://www.imgur.com/5hpz8.jpeg Can't be any worse than the current one...

3 Gaz 13.12.12 10:59am
Qoxiivi
Spam of the day!

Behöva överväga innan durante squirt tan behandling...

3 Dick Everyman 13.12.12 9:15am
Dick Everyman
Census

[url=http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-20692122]I don't remember those questions![/url] Are there some other special places Biscuiteers may know of which this report may have overlooked?...

0 beau-jolly 12.12.12 3:04pm
beau-jolly
I think the BBC site has overdosed on Daily Mails.

All the tickers about the 2011 census results for England and Wales seem to have been written with Daily Mail readers in mind. There's [url=http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-20677515]Census Shows...

1 The All New Jeni B 12.12.12 8:30am
Sinnick
Great FP today Perks

I missed it in the writers room. 5 stars!...

1 button 11.12.12 11:20pm
dvo4fun
"Gutted, shattered, heart-broken" DJs to be "hung, drawn, and quartered". HRH.

"Gutted, shattered, heart-broken" DJs to be "hung, drawn, and quartered". HRH...

8 olddoc 11.12.12 7:07pm
Al OPecia
Trimphone sub 0 antharrison 11.12.12 8:40am
antharrison
Self Assement tax return deadline looms...

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10151357908672658&set=a.10150529526287658.430396.675662657&type=1&relevant_count=1...

1 BillyBitzer 10.12.12 11:57pm
BillyBitzer
Bloody Hell. What happened there then?

I [almost] had to go and tidy up my study...

5 dvo4fun 10.12.12 11:16pm
Ironduke
Unmarried middle-aged uncle FP – correction

Ed, Please could you correct “examination” in third paragraph to read “exclamation”? Cheers, Stan xxx...

1 Stan 10.12.12 9:05pm
rikkor
Anyone see the Sunday Times did their own updated version of this?

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2011/12/03/the-queens-christmas-message-to-be-replaced-with-round-robin-letter/...

0 simonjmr 10.12.12 10:10am
simonjmr