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Hello and goodnight

Hello, I am new to the site and this forum. Goodnight its late. See you in the morning. Gaz x...

6 gaztop 12.07.12 10:51pm
Weather update

It was sunny and quite mild here this morning and then these people came with a golden torch and the skies darkened and it started to rain, slowly at first and then heavier and then the temperature...

8 beau-jolly 12.07.12 6:18pm
The All New Jeni B
dvo; 'why me? first Murray loses and now this...' - 2

Step away from the writers room...

32 charlies_hat 12.07.12 11:53am
So what is John Terry alleged to have said? - 2

A lot of fuss, and a court case costing millions. I'd be interested if anyone knows...

38 Scroat 12.07.12 11:26am
'I'll show you what saucy really means!!!' Summarised as boyfriend disgusted at girlfriend reading...

7 Ironduke 12.07.12 11:24am
Awkward lyrics

Sorry if this topic already exists elsewhere on here. But you know the kind of thing I'm on about. You're listeneing to a song on the radio and then some dire lyric assaults your finer feelings. I'm...

14 Duff 12.07.12 10:21am
. 0 Yikes 11.07.12 9:04am
Biscuit Insomniac Society.

Seems a few of us Biscuits have been suffering insomnia of late, so perhaps we should set up some kind of support group. Although, maybe all we need is a NB mug each to drink our night-time cocoa...

11 The All New Jeni B 10.07.12 11:24pm
One reason why the awful weather is actually a good thing

Keep doing the rain dance everyone. They may try to rearrange.

0 seymour totti 10.07.12 2:01pm
seymour totti
Just watched ‘the men who built the liners...'

Disappointing really, it’s about boats...

7 Thor 10.07.12 11:10am
Is that really his name? Ploice looking for large humorous cat wearing a waistcoat...

0 riesler 10.07.12 8:54am
Inspire a generation...

1 Haywood Manley 10.07.12 7:03am
How many Welsh people can't read and speak English? - 2

I've got to wade through documents today that are twice as long as they need to be because they're written in English and Welsh!...

32 medici2471 10.07.12 6:38am
Ronseal named as official wood preserver of the Olympic Games

I just thought we should do some brand name jokes, related to irrelevant Olympic sponsorship. Brand names can be funny, why else would Ronseal have chosen this as his pseudoplume? like: Trill...

6 nickb 10.07.12 6:02am
Another fine FP, Clara 2 Sinnick 09.07.12 2:41pm
Democracy in action Wish they'd do something like this on Newsnight...

1 Sinnick 09.07.12 10:01am
Hooray! I did a Murray pun!

I'm so proud that I could jump on the bandwagon with a story that was partially different to everyone elses Murray jokes *wipes tear from eye*...

0 kimllfixit 09.07.12 8:44am
what a day of sport!

England thrash the aussies at cricket, Wiggins gets a yellow top, pseudo-brit and all-around good guy Webber wins the grand prix, and Federer takes some upstart to tennis school. Awesome! Does it get...

1 09.07.12 7:30am
Murray mint sales plummet as punters prefer Swiss chocolate

The hurry to buy the so-called “too good to hurry” mint appears to be over as it was announced today that Swiss chocolate has won the coveted Wonkerdom trophy for the 7th time, and is so...

2 MiddleofJowhere 08.07.12 8:24pm
Mr Target
Cookies crumble

The latest cookie-directed advertisement on my email site: No-Dig Pipe Installations - Guied Auger Boring, Directional Drilling, Pipe Ramming, Moling, , What sort of a girl do you think I am?...

1 Nails UK 08.07.12 6:42pm
Mind boggling.

THe following is culled from a Guardian dating website:, [i]Who I'm looking for Not looking for one night of forgetful bliss but many nights of getting to know the world through one anothers eyes....

23 Thor 08.07.12 6:03pm
Go on, Andy! Or not, I really don't care.

Anyone glued to the goings on at SW19?...

5 shitsu_tonka 08.07.12 2:55pm
Are you at the poncy Henley Festival?

If so, can you ask them to turn it down?...

1 Scroat 08.07.12 8:19am
Middle aged divorcee likes long haired hippies

Its cold and wet today so just for fun (honest) I thought I'd take a nose (for purely research reasons) at the This is Dorset lonely hearts. I was surprised at how many "social drinkers" I...

4 beau-jolly 07.07.12 8:50pm
Makes i Laaarf!

I just bloody well love this! [url=]Ok 'fess up, who...

8 beau-jolly 07.07.12 8:15am
Going camping next weekend.. - 2

for the first time since Cub Scout Camp 40 years ago. Any advice, apart from "don't"...

33 Al OPecia 07.07.12 6:38am
'Gove opens time portal at Glastonbury Tor'

‎Michael Gove the self styled education secretary plans on gathering the whole country in a field outside Glastonbury and marching them two by two through a time trench conjured by the wizard...

11 boleroscaramanga 06.07.12 2:47pm
Breaking Norfolk news!

Sorry all, I've had to remove the story as the link was messing up the page size...

4 button 06.07.12 10:28am
‎'PM announces new flagship scheme for university leavers, vagrancy'

David Cameron announced today that an exciting new opportunity was being launched to tackle the epidemic of youth unemployment, the coalition will be opening thousands of positions as hobos all over...

0 boleroscaramanga 05.07.12 6:02pm
‎'Mcguinness set to play cruel practical joke on Queen at tomorrow's prom'

Marty Mcguinness having been bet ten dollars by his jape loving best pal Gerry Adams, has invited dowdy new girl Queen Elizabeth to the prom at stormont tomorrow. The plan is after a slow dance he...

0 boleroscaramanga 05.07.12 6:00pm