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Magicslim weight-loss purposes

One of the funniest things on here. "Our ears have lots of points” really? Are we all Vulcans?, "Few people can deny the temptation of food, especially greedy girls.” Ain’t that the truth...

3 16.05.12 2:57pm
Great FP PO

Nice one. I f***ing chuckled!...

2 Scroat 16.05.12 2:44pm
Hollande's plane hit by lightning

Thor?, What have you been up to ?...

2 Sinnick 16.05.12 11:27am
Quote of the year

[i]"I am not so sad that I have to cash in on somebody else's misery!"[/i] That's Derek Acorah refuting claims he'd said that Madeleine McCann is dead. Source here:...

0 Haywood Manley 16.05.12 9:42am
Haywood Manley
Personality appraisal - heroes and zeroes

Try this. Make two lists, with ten people in each. The heroes list is people you respect and admire. The zeroes list is people you loathe and detest. If you do this you can learn a lot about...

6 Scroat 16.05.12 7:40am
Dickens or Shakespeare
disappointing Occupy protest the City today - I was all geared up to watch some crusties rucking with the Bill, but they mosied in at lunchtime, sat around for an hour and buggered off again when it got a bit cloudy...

1 cinquecento 15.05.12 5:10pm
Perverting the cause of justice...

Reckon Rebekah Brooks and her husband will go down for it or will Dave pull a few strings to keep his friends out of jail? Yes, I absolutely believe that the Prime Minister is a corrupt fuck who...

7 shitsu_tonka 15.05.12 2:21pm
Captions, please

"Don't worry, you'll get used to losing"

22 Sinnick 15.05.12 10:19am
. 0 Yikes 15.05.12 9:27am
Beware the snakes of sin ! I particularly like his reason for being at Walmart The purchase of mulch "was intended for his marijuana plants, which Mr Craig said he was...

0 Sinnick 15.05.12 9:02am
The two Manchesters

This what makes football the beautiful game. Sorry Sir Alex...

2 Scroat 15.05.12 7:30am
Rebekah Brooks - 2

She reminds me of someone and I can't think who it is...

32 shitsu_tonka 14.05.12 5:46pm
Web-site down/trouble getting on

Is it just me or has the Biscuit web-site been down all day till aobut half six? Haven't been able to get on web-site despite internet access being OK...

8 Mandy Lifeboat 14.05.12 3:37pm
Al OPecia
Can anyone explain that soccer cup thing to me?

I understand the scoring system. The thing I don't understand is how they get the cup to them so quickly when it was likely that the other Manchester team might have won it., If Man Utd had won...

6 beau-jolly 14.05.12 3:24pm
Man v Chicken

Finally the age old debate of who would win between a knife wielding chicken and a latino American has been settled

1 A Wagonload Of Monkeys 12.05.12 8:30pm
End of an era

Carroll Shelby has died, aged 89. Growing up in the 70s, Shelby and Don Garlitz were my heroes, from the impossibly glamorous US of A. Great engineer, great driver, great character. The world has...

2 12.05.12 5:42am
The All New Jeni B
Victim of crime

Someone has stolen a tree from a pot in my front garden. I'm feeling somewhat vexed...

23 button 11.05.12 5:10pm
Psycadelic Squirrel
Gary's Asian sex gang restaurant sub

well written esp: "the foul-mouthed Hell’s Kitchen star took on demoralised staff and a ‘culture of predatory paedophilia’ Eye-widening man-in-the-street interview on BBC around the 'race...

3 dvo4fun 10.05.12 7:04pm

I had a day off yesterday and, on a whim, drove down to Glastonbury. How can an entire local economy be based on woo? Much like the alcoholics in Blackpool, the town's population is made up of...

8 beau-jolly 10.05.12 12:49pm
. 0 The All New Jeni B 09.05.12 10:30pm
The All New Jeni B
My guilty geeky secret...

I've joined a forum for Hacker radio enthusiasts. I'm replacing the aerial on a Hacker Harrier, circa 1972, and will give it a good clean up to bring it back to mint condition. Arguably the best...

6 Scroat 09.05.12 2:04pm
Where the Wild Things RIP 10 rickwestwell 09.05.12 1:12pm
Investigation into Russell Hobbs' kettling allegation deferred by CPS 0 MrBen 08.05.12 9:15pm
My Italian/English dictionary has only 4x Italian words starting with 'H'

None of which was of much practical use during m' recent visit. Harem (Harem) Hashisc (Hashish) Hawaiaona (Hawaiian) Hurra [with some kind of accent somewhere](Hurrah) It was a pocket edition...

8 dvo4fun 08.05.12 6:46pm
New Health and Safety fears as expert warns underwear bombs may contain nuts


0 MrBen 08.05.12 12:49pm
Note for Ed about current FP.

Too many football shirts?...

2 Qoxiivi 08.05.12 9:46am
Oops 0 ErikP 08.05.12 8:30am
Agh more spam attack. Who's got the Biscuits' Baseball Bat? 0 dvo4fun 08.05.12 7:47am
Man sues BMW after a motorcycle ride leaves him with a two-year erection.

[url=]No, really.[/url]...

9 writinginbsl 08.05.12 7:08am
Nice FP doctor

Cracking story. Remember it from last year in the writers' room...

1 Psycadelic Squirrel 06.05.12 4:47pm