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Good to see "Flightless birds ‘wasting everyone’s time’" on the ticker...

Wasn't that the first ever sub on this version of the site? Does that mean NewsBiscuit is collapsing back on itself in a temporal loop, leading to black holes, end of all life in the Universe and the...

7 rickwestwell 12.06.12 9:39pm
nickb
Just because I've not posted anything for a while was no excuse to delete me!

And, isn't this Aaaarhgarry?, http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-gloucestershire-18391970...

6 DroleNoel 12.06.12 6:27pm
Thor
Nicholas Parsons

Just been catching up on a recent "Just A Minute" pod cast and really enjoing the skills of Nicholas Parsons. 87 next month (!) and still holding his own with the likes of John Bishop, Paul Merton...

21 Stan 12.06.12 4:11pm
dvo4fun
Does anybody want to help with (write) this?

I’ve had an idea kicking around since the weekend but it looks like it’s going to be so far away from being topical by the time I actually find time to write it that it won’t be worth me...

6 Vertically Challenged Giant 11.06.12 11:42am
FlashArry
Reporting in balance from the BBC.

Headline of the first one doesn't really reflect the contents: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-18370939 http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-18049614...

0 Al OPecia 11.06.12 10:29am
Al OPecia
Red...

One of your more scary offerings today!!!...

2 Scroat 10.06.12 6:09pm
Ironduke
H 5 bonjonelson 10.06.12 6:07pm
Ironduke
. 0 Dumbnews 10.06.12 4:58am
Dumbnews
Today's Christmas FP - can't find the sub

Had a look for the sub by Textbook and can't find it. How does it get to FP without (I think) appearing in the Writer's Room? Is there a fast track I don't know about?, Maybe it is in the room and I...

3 weematt 09.06.12 7:31pm
Golgo13
#donttellMerkel

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-18371142 Well done Irish fans. Well played...

1 JohnA 09.06.12 10:32am
Ironduke
No time to do this but...

Surely there's some mileage in this: http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/formula1/18270959 That's if it's well-known enough to be worth bothering with, of course...

4 Qoxiivi 08.06.12 11:35am
Des Custard
Dock from Tsunami washed up in Oregon

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-18349741 There must be a story in this although it may have been done. I genuinely laughed out loud at the bit towards the end "The owners of the port in...

7 Not Amused 08.06.12 9:07am
Not Amused
This Year's Big Brother Contestants

I must move in very boring circles, don't know anyone like this: ...

3 shitsu_tonka 08.06.12 7:56am
Gerontius
Hitler's let himself go a bit...

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/02240/nazi-bury_2240697c.jpg I don't think Bury railway station was occupied during WW2, so I'm not convinced any German uniforms really seems appropriate...

10 07.06.12 8:04pm
Al OPecia
. 0 Dumbnews 07.06.12 7:19pm
Dumbnews
Well, it might be a circus but I'm thoroughly enjoying seeing so many happy face

Lynch mobs in Egypt, massacres in Syria, bomb blasts in Nigeria, death squads in Mexico, rape and murder in DRCongo, repression in far east, Taliban waiting in the wings across middle east,...

29 Gerontius 07.06.12 4:47pm
beau-jolly
wrong room, doh! 0 Yikes 06.06.12 11:32pm
Yikes
I miss Sugar Tits69

Anyone else? Come on luv, pull your finger out...

7 06.06.12 7:24pm
Ironduke
Why do some writers get on the Front Page more than others?

A discussion came up on one of the subs in the writers room as to why do some people seem to keep making the front page and others don't. This is a really hard subject to broach as it will always...

27 seymour totti 05.06.12 4:23pm
weematt
What century do we live in?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-18280000 It seems that people have gone back a step with the anonymity that the internet provides. I would like to think that the people in this article would...

5 Psycadelic Squirrel 04.06.12 6:54pm
Ironduke
writers way of writing

This is address to all writers of this community. Hello...

8 03.06.12 2:05pm
Nails UK
work experience

http://www.hertsad.co.uk/news/work_experience_students_create_mayhem_at_st_albans_council_offices_1_1373409 A friend of mine who works for the council has told me that it was only after the...

0 godly1966 03.06.12 1:45pm
godly1966
Great Front Page- funny because it could be true

I worked on an OB from Lands End covering the preparations for the arrival of the torch. After the show we had a meal at a local pub an the torch route and we were told that someone from LOCOG had...

0 Ian Searle 03.06.12 12:33pm
Ian Searle
I've been away for a couple of days. Anything interesting hapen? 2 dvo4fun 03.06.12 8:47am
Gerontius
Was there a newsbiscuit drink up in the end?

What about a picnic instead? Or a Bingo night? Come on. Or Carol Singing? Or a comedy night? Or, what about all pitching up at that hotel on the Aldwych where they have ballroom dancing on Sunday...

1 ronseal 03.06.12 8:37am
Gerontius
Tracey Emin gives up sex

Well, she would have to say that, wouldn't she ? http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTXqp6IgkQ23EJGrDkkuK_u-J2VDpI1rOQy7FGypVBdLZIJ6kwTFA http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/programmes/hardtalk/9724429...

7 Sinnick 02.06.12 3:37pm
Psycadelic Squirrel
Fags be gone - 2

As mentioned in another thread, I recently quit smoking. I've done it before and fallen off the wagon even after more than 5 years abstinance. Any tips? A friend told me that once you smoke a...

31 beau-jolly 02.06.12 1:14pm
JohnA
great FP, Paper Ostrich!

Great idea, nicely done! Missed it completely on the board but I've been very busy...

1 02.06.12 9:40am
Vertically Challenged Giant
Got to be sub in the annual cull of bike racers at Isle of Man TT about to start

But I'm off to paint some walls in one of the Master4fun's new flat...

3 dvo4fun 01.06.12 7:30am
Thor
Calling all vets...

does laproscopic neutering of a bitch lead to faster recovery times (springer/lab cross, 6 months old, hasn't had a season)?...

0 Al OPecia 01.06.12 6:43am
Al OPecia