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The Savile story gets stranger

Turns out he was bezzie-mates with Prince Charles and gave the royals marriage advice. It's got to the stage now that tomorrow's headlines could be that Savile used to break into aquariums and do...

8 Carter 31.10.12 11:28am
Squudge
mittens

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yTCRwi71_ns&feature=related quite catchy in fact...

2 Squudge 30.10.12 6:39pm
Squudge
You all right over there, Rikkor?

And any other Biscuits who might be affected by the frankenstorm. Hope you're all safe and not too wet...

10 shitsu_tonka 30.10.12 1:23pm
Gålgö13
NEAT-O episode 5 - the results!

OK, here are the much anticipated final scores for the 'Putting the clocks back' challenge - an hour earlier than normal. I had to rummage to find some of the entries as links were not provided in...

3 Idiot 30.10.12 11:37am
jamsieoconnor
Lovely archive Mr Smithy. One of my favorite FPs

Joy to read again...

1 Perks 30.10.12 11:14am
Yikes
After Jimmy Savile, who's next...? - 2

There are some "showbiz" people I have grave doubts about (necrophiliac pun unintended)...

40 Scroat 30.10.12 11:10am
Oxbridge
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whoops, wrong room...

0 Tripod 30.10.12 9:50am
Tripod
Tsunami of spam

The entire first page of the writers room is spam thanks to Vanessa, Chelsea et al. Bonjonelson laid out a plausible way of fixing this issue but despite a bit of effort I couldn't find his post. I...

1 Yikes 30.10.12 7:09am
Squudge
Whatever happened to Barbra Streisand?

Any news anyone?...

0 Dick Everyman 29.10.12 10:18pm
Dick Everyman
Hooray! Another great reason to hate Jamie Oliver!

[url=http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/celebritynews/9638026/Jamie-Olivers-chickens-come-home-to-roost.html]Jamie's battery-farmed dinners[/url] The smug, hypocritical, opportunist, fat-tongued...

12 29.10.12 7:59pm
ronseal
brilliant FP today by 'the bogs'

Beautifully written and highly believable. Great idea!...

8 29.10.12 2:07pm
Perks
NEAT-O episode 5

A bit early I know but I've got a mad few days coming up (on tour with Terrorvision - if anyone's coming along to Buckley, Nottingham or Manchester this weekend please say hello - I'm looking after...

26 Idiot 29.10.12 9:23am
LittleSpender
Hurricane Mitt

fine front page story.. many thanks/congrats to whoever wrote it...

1 29.10.12 9:21am
Dick Everyman
Good stuff nickb...

[url=http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/mediamonkeyblog/2012/oct/25/bbc-spoof-newsbiscuit-war?CMP=twt_fd]BBC[/url]...

16 medici2471 28.10.12 11:50pm
nickb
Hypocrisy Alert...

[url=http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-20108980]right here[/url]...

5 The All New Jeni B 27.10.12 6:58pm
'BBC1 declares war on BBC2' deservedly makes its mark

http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/mediamonkeyblog/2012/oct/25/bbc-spoof-newsbiscuit-war?CMP=twt_fd...

7 editor 27.10.12 1:04pm
Oxbridge
Dog photo test. 4 rikkor 26.10.12 4:23pm
wallster
High Five to the editorial team

Just to say deep respect and thanks to the member of the editorial team who added the final punchline to my IVF submission, which turned it from something of a rough gem into a sparkling NiB...

0 Nails UK 26.10.12 3:22pm
Nails UK
Newsjack - Nearly ended for this series

Very short notice I know, but submissions for the last episode of this run of Newsjack are about to close. The entry date for sketches has gone but one liners are taken until 4pm on Tuesday if you...

2 seymour totti 26.10.12 12:36pm
Perks
Fabulous FP on Jeremy Hunt, Ludo

It's almost credible. Very well written...

1 Sinnick 26.10.12 9:42am
writinginbsl
Hell's teeth! Look at all that 'incoming' spam.

Like a website Pearl Harbour...

1 dvo4fun 26.10.12 9:06am
Not Amused
error - it was comedy genius though

While I'm here, does anyone know where I can buy some Oakley sunglasses, a Louis Vitton handbag or some UGG boots?...

2 charlies_hat 26.10.12 8:46am
kimllfixit
My favorite "Daily Mail" headline in a while.

'Armed robber in demonic mask shoots customer and flees store with money then 'falls off cliff and breaks his back before having leg amputated' Well, of course he couldn't have jumped off the...

1 rikkor 25.10.12 7:01pm
Scroat
BBC Pronunciation irritation

With the news that the Ford plant at Southampton is to close I like most of the population of the South will not so much be mourning the job losses but celebrating the end of the irritating BBC South...

2 MADJEZ 25.10.12 5:17pm
sigmund
I'm starting to think politicians are a tad dishonest

For example:, The Environment Secretary, Owen Paterson (the Badger murderer) lists his political interests in www.parliament.uk as "Trade, industry, agriculture, foreign affairs, economy, social...

0 Sinnick 25.10.12 5:02pm
Sinnick
x - 2 35 bonjonelson 25.10.12 2:24pm
Not Amused
What's your favourite pub quiz questions?

My top three from actual pub quizzes around the country are 3. In the Dr Hook song Sylvia's mother, what's her daughter called? (Pub quiz in Barnsley) 2. Who was Fred Flintstones best mate? - (Pub...

21 simonjmr 25.10.12 1:34pm
seymour totti
Any economists out there?

Found myself wondering how many of the new private sector jobs might be a direct result of public sector departments being 'outsourced'. i.e are the same government jobs being done by the very same...

0 dvo4fun 25.10.12 12:28pm
dvo4fun
iPad, google, nexus7, Samsung, android, kindle, yawn, zzzzzzzzzzzzz

Who gives a fuck?...

24 sigmund 25.10.12 10:46am
Dick Everyman
Great FP Grumblechops

"Saintly sex pest." Love it!...

0 Scroat 25.10.12 7:10am
Scroat