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Jeni, Rikkor, you don't need new pets ...

when you can get one of these: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-19567351...

9 Sinnick 14.09.12 1:10pm
sigmund
There are a lot of tits on the boards today.

No further comment...

2 wallster 14.09.12 1:00pm
wallster
Great Waitrose FP

But, as an American, have no idea what "bibbed the hooter" means...

5 rikkor 13.09.12 6:34pm
writinginbsl
Monkey Christ

[url=http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4536140/New-monkey-from-Africa-the-lesula-looks-exactly-like-botched-artwork-of-Jesus.html]Good lord[/url]...

5 button 13.09.12 4:12pm
The All New Jeni B
Place names that are funny - 2

Apart from Cockermouth of course, have you noticed that some place names just jump out at you when you're making up a sub? Don't know why, but places just do this. Neasden. Cheam. Cricklewood....

39 Scroat 13.09.12 3:24am
Vertically Challenged Giant
My favourite overheard conversation of the week (stalking excepted, obviously) - 2

Yesterday in Bruges, near a couple of 'living statues' American Woman 1: "Oh my goodness it moved! Did you take a picture?" AW2: "No." AM1: "Really? Don't you want to?" AM2": "No, I already got...

34 dvo4fun 13.09.12 12:22am
rikkor
Superb lyrics by non-native english speakers.

Mumiy Troll, russian rock superstars came up with this on one of their english language tracks: "We never really mind the bollocks, Radioactive alcoholics" Superb stuff...

0 bonjonelson 12.09.12 2:32pm
bonjonelson
Anything happen whilst I was away...? 4 medici2471 12.09.12 1:34pm
medici2471
Has he gone yet?

Its been a while...

0 De-scribe 12.09.12 12:11pm
De-scribe
Aw! That's soooooooo cute!!!

Said on the radio that Nick Clegg and David Cameron are both in favour of gay marriage. Bless!...

2 Scroat 12.09.12 9:41am
Sinnick
Have you ever started a 'hobby' that got out of hand? - 23

TV advert spotted today. A part-work with the aim of constructing your very own Spanish Galleon. The really important info. was on screen for but a few moments but as far as I could see it's £6 a...

61 dvo4fun 12.09.12 7:12am
Gerontius
No sign of 'The Joke' this morning?

Can't think why...

3 The All New Jeni B 12.09.12 6:50am
charlies_hat
Congratulations Andy Murray

I'm glad for him - really. I think the icebreaker was beating Federer in the Olympic final at Wimbledon after having lost in the same place to the same person a few weeks' previously. I think...

1 JohnA 11.09.12 11:26am
JohnA
Oops, wrong room, sorry to bother you... 0 charlies_hat 11.09.12 9:40am
charlies_hat
God appears on old vegetable box.

Or is it one of my neighbours when I lived in Stamford...

0 robzrob 10.09.12 9:57pm
robzrob
Ooh. Wonga 'sidebar' advert for loans! Thought I'd check it out ...

"Borrowing £250 + Interest & fees* £76.06 = Total to repay £326.06 " 28 day loan I'm in!...

6 dvo4fun 10.09.12 9:32pm
Sinnick
Faked Mars Landing

Its clearly Johnny 5 from Short Circuit: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-19551458...

0 button 10.09.12 9:24pm
button
Funny FP today. 7 rikkor 10.09.12 8:45pm
Al OPecia
Living in Mainland China must be quite like Earth in "Starship Troopers"

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-china-19529867 [quote]The proposed curriculum, which consisted of general civics education as well as more controversial lessons on appreciating mainland China,...

1 JohnA 10.09.12 10:30am
riesler
What about this article?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-19527763 [quote]During a press conference on Friday, Mr Maillaud confirmed that each of the victims had at least one bullet in the head, and about 25 shots were fired in...

1 Pabst Blue Ribbon 08.09.12 1:55pm
The All New Jeni B
Sometimes I swear they're doing this deliberately

https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-lWszhMs4Erw/UEsXadVzELI/AAAAAAAAA0w/8JEj6Ksfj6M/s800/quantumtestpricks.PNG...

0 JohnA 08.09.12 10:02am
JohnA
Why bother with satire when....

the Manic Street Preachers 'A Design for Life', the best ever anthem about the gradual crushing of working class pride, is now wallpaper music to support corporate sponsorship by Sainsbury's,...

14 Oxbridge 07.09.12 3:41pm
JohnA
Dumbest ever comment on the internet?

Just been googling 'lyme disease'. On a forum, one person wrote: "with modern medical advances, I would hope no child will ever have to go through the pain of losing a parent." Right. Because the...

3 07.09.12 2:04pm
ianslat
Rule Break!

Dear Editor, I saw something jarring when reading the otherwise lovely sub on burglar commending bravery of judges - the name "Jo Nutjob". The site has a clear rule stating that: "We don’t go...

4 bonjonelson 07.09.12 1:32pm
gregle
Mysoganistic Rock Group Names - 2

I need to compile a list of mysognaistic rock group names. Can you do better than: Ironing Maiden, Rage Against the Washing Machine...

53 bonjonelson 07.09.12 11:43am
Oxbridge
Cheap Nike Air Jordan Handbags Louis Vitton Watches

OK, it was me all along, terrible insomnia, I'll stop now...

2 charlies_hat 07.09.12 8:12am
Sinnick
Planning restrictions be relaxed: airports can be added to back gardens

The government wants to get planning officers "off people's backs" with a relaxation of current rules in England. For a limited period, people will be allowed to build larger extensions on houses...

2 steve_l 06.09.12 11:17am
steve_l
August Writer of the Month – antharrison

Many congratulations to antharrison who scoops the August Writer of the Month award for his story ‘Sunderland’s female teenage nightclubbers slate Olympic women’s boxing’. This was...

11 editor 06.09.12 11:00am
Mary Evans
Malcolm Tucker's Mum

Malc's on the telly again this weekend. It's fucking killing him, especially after that little skirmish in the Alps with a gun. Anyway, here's a proper twatter fuckfeed for you all: @malctuckersmum...

0 MalcTuckersMum 06.09.12 10:17am
MalcTuckersMum
Tomtom blamed as genome map leads to deadend 0 kjo36 05.09.12 10:02pm
kjo36