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Happy Birthday Jeni

Lang may yer lum reek! Or something...

7 Scroat 01.05.12 9:38am
The All New Jeni B
Sometimes the death of one person can make the world seem a little darker

Khalil Dale What a waste of one of the 'good guys.'...

4 writinginbsl 30.04.12 9:14pm
Sinnick
The unifying effect of a common 'enemy'

[url=http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/religion/9232269/Gay-marriage-Pope-representatives-calls-for-Catholic-alliance-with-Muslim-and-Jewish-groups.html]the unifying effect of a common 'enemy'[/url]...

19 Ironduke 30.04.12 8:40pm
The All New Jeni B
A priceless quote on BBC news Webiste

Pure gold from the manager commenting on the fire at her establishment http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-south-yorkshire-17887316...

1 Scronnyglonkle 30.04.12 11:01am
kimllfixit
Surely it's time for some more Cheesy Beers? - 2

What say you, Usual Suspects?...

30 Mary Evans 28.04.12 9:23pm
thisisall1word
Government to investigate electorate

David Cameron has announnce that a 'drains up' inquiry into the British people will begin immediately., Senior aides are believed to have expressed concern that 'little or nothing' is known about...

1 Underconstruction 28.04.12 6:47pm
Ironduke
Expert witness

Story on the BBC website about the spy in the bag: "A third party must have been involved in putting MI6 officer Gareth Williams in the padlocked bag in which his body was found, an expert witness...

13 Vertically Challenged Giant 28.04.12 1:25pm
ronseal
The Murdochs

I can't get over the jaw-dropping arrogance of James and Rupert Murdoch at the Leveson Inquiry. They seem to think they're above the law in every respect. And heaven forfend that they may have been...

12 Scroat 27.04.12 9:59pm
Ironduke
Leveson

"Rupert Murdoch made a good impression - of a gnome in a hospice." Frankie Boyle...

3 shitsu_tonka 27.04.12 1:24pm
Not Amused
Watch out! There's a Sharpehunter about

I didn’t suspect, or even think about, Mr John Ffetch Cocksucker being Sharpehunter until he called me Saltire. Only Sharpehunter is obsessed with Saltire but JFR had had no contact with Saltire,...

26 yussle 26.04.12 10:45pm
Quaz
Brilliant headline on the BBC News Website

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/ It states "Trump to oppose wind power scheme". I'm taking this as some kind of instruction on how create alternative renewable energy. There is also a secondary headline...

5 seymour totti 26.04.12 9:55am
Scronnyglonkle
I do not want to polish my f*cking scanning skills

every bloody time I log in now there is a banner advert at the top telling me I can polish my ultrasound scanning skills. Now the banner is stalking me round other sites. Somehow it knows I am a...

14 Ironduke 25.04.12 8:30am
Thor
Playing tag - 23

My innocent little ticker earlier suddenly had fewer stars and some nasty little tags., Does this mean I am "It" and have to tag someone else?, Can admin identify the culprit and do something...

64 beau-jolly 24.04.12 10:00pm
Ironduke
. 0 grumblechops 24.04.12 8:40pm
grumblechops
Ever done something stupid when pissed?

[url=http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-17818132]Not like this, I haven't![/url]...

5 beau-jolly 24.04.12 5:30pm
Thor
Surely BBC has wrote a contradicng head line

If he is on CCTV he is being followed? http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-17826633...

0 Scronnyglonkle 24.04.12 2:22pm
Scronnyglonkle
Surely the French aren't racist ?

I was puzzled to hear yesterday that support for Marine Le Pen was 18% in the latest presidential elections, improving on her father's popularity. But, I also heard a little about how the French...

0 Sinnick 24.04.12 9:19am
Sinnick
genius

Finally, one man has found a solution to the water shortage. A visionary from Stoke urges us to 'give something back':...

9 23.04.12 9:02pm
charlies_hat
If any one needs cheering up...

i love this man-even his hat falls off [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCSBoOcGFFE]bless im[/url]...

1 writinginbsl 23.04.12 3:58pm
beau-jolly
"Can I take your name for the cup?"

Starbucks have adopted an evil new policy of asking for your name when they take your order. To take the piss out of this corporate over-familiarity I've been using the most baroquely implausible...

13 Lemon difficult 23.04.12 1:51pm
medici2471
Any Biscuits who can tell me...

what the fuck a 'Sacred Ecologist' is, and why it's now a religion? http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cornwall-17804422...

4 The All New Jeni B 23.04.12 10:02am
Scroat
Learn to recognise when the fates are against you...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-nottinghamshire-17747655...

1 The All New Jeni B 23.04.12 9:55am
Scroat
A bit of culture for you - transcribed from Saturday Live, BBC Radio 4, Saturday

The Ramblers by Murray Lachlan Young The ramblers are coming, the ramblers are coming, The ramblers are coming, ruckety sack,, Bringing the beard and the bobbly hat, Chatting and chirping and...

0 Scroat 23.04.12 9:40am
Scroat
For your delectation...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-17777556...

3 The All New Jeni B 23.04.12 8:20am
Thor
Latest offering from Freegle

Two wing-back easy chairs and a pouffe fully upholstered in pink Dralon,, not worn-through, but well-used. Bought ca. 1984 from Waring & Gillow., To be collected the day we confirm availability...

2 Scroat 21.04.12 8:21pm
Ironduke
So farewell then, Bert Weedon 2 Scroat 21.04.12 9:36am
beau-jolly
Governmet orders urgent recall of all Ralph Fienne autographs

The Government was on high alert yesterday after news broke that not all Ralph Fienne autographs may be authentic. The tip off came when actor Liam Neeson admitted people often mistake him for fellow...

0 bananaman 20.04.12 9:22pm
bananaman
ToTW

George Oddball...

0 Scroat 20.04.12 7:58pm
Scroat
Charity tax row: Oxbridge joins revolt

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/education-17701182...

29 simonjmr 20.04.12 4:37pm
The All New Jeni B
It's nice here

Mooched around another comedy forum and encountered humourless asshattery on a staggering scale. Hurrah for Newsbiscuit, hurrah...

3 shitsu_tonka 20.04.12 3:57pm
beau-jolly