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Sticky issue

Did anyone else misunderstand the headlines about the NHS and nightime discharges or was it just me? Given all the actress/bishop stuff surely there is mileage somewhere here? Feel free to use the...

0 beau-jolly 17.04.12 3:25pm
beau-jolly
How do you start drinking booze? - 2

Due to being ill I've been on meds since December 2006 and since then have not had a single drop of alcohol, not even some rum and raisin fudge. I got better - hooray - and on Saturday won't be on...

38 shitsu_tonka 17.04.12 12:31pm
Scroat
Any fracking suggestions?

There have been some fracking subs but there must be more mileage in this., For starters some definitions, Fracking [i]n[/i]. A recreational activity whereby a probing device is placed into an...

4 weematt 17.04.12 12:16pm
cinquecento
'no shit, Sherlock' lines..

listening to the radio this morning about new prostate treatment, they came out with " researchers say more rsearch is required", which I thought was a little gem.. reminded me of a place I worked...

1 cinquecento 17.04.12 12:10pm
kimllfixit
more soon

probably not...

0 bonjonelson 17.04.12 11:25am
bonjonelson
"Big Society" to be downsized, says Cameron. 1 Mick99 17.04.12 6:47am
dvo4fun
waylandsmithy and VCG

Any chance we could get a joint credit for our doings? At the minute they seem to be posted as me. And the horsey one had vcg down as 'vgc'. Whilst I'm not suggesting he's past his best, slightly...

12 16.04.12 7:18pm
bonjonelson
Here's one I made earlier.

Blue Peter was never like this in my day http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/image.cfm?c_id=1&gal_cid=1&gallery_id=125112#8876734...

0 riesler 16.04.12 1:50pm
riesler
Rear window LED messaging offers drivers 2 words - 2

[url=http://tinyurl.com/6drafjl]KISS MINE[/url], an idea with interesting potential outcomes. Your suggestions...

32 vertical 16.04.12 1:31pm
bonjonelson
Grand National / Para-National thought.

Why don't they take all the horses with broken legs etc and instead of shooting them, run them in a "Paralympics" style race after the Grand National ? If I was any better at writing subs, I'd have...

4 charlies_hat 16.04.12 11:45am
Zadok the second
Let's poke some freaks with sticks!

What were you thinking?? http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/04/12/article-2128662-128F990B000005DC-735_306x423.jpg I think I might be middle-aged, you know. This is just the sort of thing that...

22 16.04.12 10:31am
Ironduke
Bettany Hughes

A worthy successor to Joan Bakewell...

4 Scroat 16.04.12 9:04am
Scroat
Ah, Ryanair

Just returned from a little trip to Froggieland, arriving at Liverpool. Most of the passengers got a bus from the plane to the terminal. Fine. However, the lady in a wheelchair got special treatment...

3 Sinnick 15.04.12 6:52pm
Ironduke
The Express is better at satire than us

Check this out: [url=http://www.express.co.uk/posts/view/314196/Stiles-ban-to-clear-way-for-fat-ramblers]fat ramblers[/url] Bloody brilliant. 5 stars. Had me at the headline. Some great artwork by...

7 15.04.12 6:44pm
Ironduke
All on my own.....

Its just me here at the moment. I might steal Wayland's lucky pen from the writers room, or drink all of BJs wine, or even try on Charlie's hat...

3 button 15.04.12 6:31pm
Ironduke
Who wants an avatar?

The very nice Admin lady says it's possible to have little avatar thingies under our names, and if we want them, to petition her so I thought I'd kick things off because I want one., Preferably one...

1 14.04.12 8:11pm
SugarTits69
What does the chat room say about us?

Advice for staying off cigarettes - 16 replies, Advice for starting drinking again - 29 replies No, can't figure it out...

7 Perks 14.04.12 7:36pm
fernandomando
Today's 'real' news story about a Dundee Footballer

Has anyone else seen the news story today about a Scottish Footballer arrested over serious sexual assault? Although a difficult topic, with the arrested man called Goodwillie maybe one of you has an...

7 Lord Lucan 14.04.12 8:24am
dvo4fun
S**t a Brick

Reading the Daily Mail 'There are downsides to looking this pretty' article by Samantha Brick a few days ago, my first thought was ‘this has to be a joke.’ A late April Fool prank. And a damn...

6 LJN1 13.04.12 5:31pm
Gerontius
Ooh, Chinese spam!

はんこ通販, トウェアは、そ 実印 = No talking to syndicates, life-long in advance to ensure proper operation and cooling, evidence, and to be able to. Y'know, just in case you were...

7 kimllfixit 13.04.12 9:43am
Golgo13
Apple Creates New Dessert

Taking as their motto “every problem is an opportunity”, culinary-minded boffins at Apple have used the latest iPad’s notorious tendency to overheat to create a new product: the iPud. In the...

0 Iggy Pop-Barker 12.04.12 10:16pm
Iggy Pop-Barker
"Fake nudists". err... ?

"WOMEN have been warned to be aware after several females were approached by naked men posing as nudists on a quiet Welsh beach. " err What exactly is a fake nudist? One wearing clothes, perhaps?...

5 bonjonelson 12.04.12 11:20am
kimllfixit
10 o'clock live

Much improved this week. Billy Bragg for pm!...

0 Quaz 11.04.12 10:52pm
Quaz
Massive Toady

The Ed's new book is bloody good. My favourite since his 2000 years of history one...

7 shitsu_tonka 11.04.12 3:55pm
Oxbridge
.. 1 beau-jolly 11.04.12 3:21pm
beau-jolly
Greenland to enter beach volley ball teams in Olympics.

Not to be out done by the news today that Turkmenistan is to start up a national ice hockey league; Greenland's sports minister Mr Noggin.T.Nog announced his country would be sending male and female...

0 stevebrdfd 11.04.12 2:32pm
stevebrdfd
Anyone know where I can get some cheap Jordon basketball shoes?

If they do maybe they could post the details on every sub in both rooms. Thanks...

9 button 11.04.12 1:26pm
Scronnyglonkle
.. 2 Dumbnews 11.04.12 10:57am
bonjonelson
By Jove

How do you get jovial from Jupiter? And Shavian from Shaw? And if implode is the opposite of explode, why isn't implore the opposite of explore?...

11 Scroat 11.04.12 9:42am
simonjmr
. 4 Dumbnews 11.04.12 6:09am
Sinnick