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Further proof that the world is coming to an end. 8 rikkor 3 years

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/health/healthnews/8454002/Puberty-blocker-for-children-considering-sex-change.html Or, at the very least, should be coming to an end. Especially since 15% of girls can...

Arsenal lose 1989 league title to Liverpool 0 eartrumpet 3 years

A dramatic Ray Houghton goal in the 1.151×10^7th minute of injury time gave Liverpool their 18th league championship, bringing their tally to 19, while pushing Arsenal into the runner up position in...

The Wombles are not taking it anymore 0 the coarse whisperer 3 years

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/04/18/article-1378102-0BADCD7100000578-699_634x344.jpg "What the fuck did you say about Mdm Cholet's cake?" I wonder if this could be worked into a story?...

Truebiscuit 0 riesler 3 years

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-13109493 I love the fact that it all unravelled because they told Sven that they couldn't pay the milk bill. Thank God the window cleaner didn't turn up on the same...

Ireland to be repossessed by the ECB 0 brd888 3 years

The Government of Ireland has announced the country is to foreclose. With massive unsustainable debts it seems the only way forward is for the Country to sell up and move to a smaller cheaper...

Man-Knitting. Be confident. Reclaim the art and relive your Scout days. 19 3 years

Something for that key-ring, a lanyard for the penknife. A wrist loop for the torch. Put the kettle on, make a pot, settle down and 'just do it'. The stuff's all on Amazon and can be delivered to...

I made a bread crumb stuffing for haddock tonight. 21 rikkor 3 years

Bread crumbs, lots of butter, more salt than you would think, sauteed onions and garlic (not too much), tarragon, lemon juice (a lot), and something tomato. The tomato can be chopped, tomato paste,...

Chicken comes before egg. 0 OldThingy 3 years

Hence the smirk...

Hybrid cars 'live longer' - report 0 3 years

AA spokesman describes research as 'idiotic'...

Re today's FP: Is it just me....? - 2 44 Oxbridge 3 years

Or are we (collectively, not just satirists) giving the Lib Dems a ton of grief for compromising their principles, while giving the Tories an easy ride for never having any in the first place? And...

Khadafy and Charlie Sheen inked to costar in Al Jazeera sitcom. 0 Tom Sarvay 3 years

The Al Jazeera television network announced today that it would start producing its first situation comedy, and they had signed Mouammar Khadafi and Charlie Sheen as its leading men. This press...

Old news 2 QorbeQ 3 years

Channel 4 news was just on, but then Mrs Q noticed that the kids had paused Hollyoaks earlier for tea and we were indeed hearing old news. She's put the end of Eastenders on instead, but to be honest...

Now. Some people think British people are a bit crazy. 3 Scroat 3 years

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOyQBSMeIhM I wonder why?...

MODERATOR - CAN YOU PLEASE DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS 11 3 years

http://www.siberian-kittens.co.uk/cats/males/boublik/1.jpghttp://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQJAfCDvxRGrns7xQMk1pkaqbj2E0lrH39h7N0PYcZx0_ZF98Dm[center][i]"Acclaimed equalities campaigner still...

One of the best FPs for ages 6 Scroat 3 years

Topical, witty, germaine, and very funny. Laugh out loud stuff I thought. And some class tickers too...

Fine FP Gengho 8 Des Custard 3 years

Good jokes and parallels, rounded off by correct spelling of Middlesbrough...

Has the Daily Mail ripped off a Newsbiscuit idea? 2 ronseal 3 years

Just seen this on the Daily Mail web site http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1375086/My-Big-Fat-Gypsy-Royal-Wedding-How-Kate-Middletons-big-day-look.html...

"I don't believe it" time 1 riesler 3 years

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-13034582 If they plan to add iodine to salt, is this the same salt that chip shops are being advised to hide under the counter???...

Sometimes you just don't have to make it up. 2 FormerlyAlOPecia 3 years

http://www.charities-database.co.uk/1054829.html Great name for a Secretary, to boot...

Rikkor, is there life after Glenn Beck? 19 shitsu_tonka 3 years

Now the Glenopocalpyse has happened and he has been given the push is there anyone else waiting in the wings? You have a much better class of extremist nutter in the US, they are deeply...

Do you suppose that Gbagbo is hoping that his Special Adviser is going to 0 FormerlyAlOPecia 3 years

come up with an escape plan?: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-13039825...

Corgi win rights to produce Royal Wedding action toys 0 Iamthestig 3 years

Wrong room sorry haven't posted anything for months and even this isn't that good. Hisstigness...

Hoe do you undo a sub? 9 beau-jolly 3 years

Just posted the same sun twice. 3 times if you count the previous version. I've learnt to edit but how do you withdraw. I guess I could edit it down to nowt but is there a better way?...

Oh dear, I agree with Rikkor 4 beau-jolly 3 years

I was going to concur with dear rik in the writers' room but that would have moved the Pulp fiction sub out of its inevitable obscurity...

What ever happened to? 2 Basil_B 3 years

Anybody know?...

Great FP 0 shitsu_tonka 3 years

I know it was written by proper people and all that so this may read as a mild toady, but I thought it was splendid. Had me cringing in recognition. My Dad still insists on referring to his...

Newbiscuit 1 Screenie 3 years

Just noticed that on the firefox tab for this page it says 'newbiscuit' not news. Just thought someone might want to know, not sure who though...

Amazing Royal Wedding Twaddle. 2 rikkor 3 years

You should see the stuff that "respectable" newspapers and journals are publishing here. I think the writers just sit down at their keyboards and let fly with whatever improbabilities come to mind....

Thank G-d we are killing socialized medicine here... 2 rikkor 3 years

before it even gets started. If we don't, Canadians with money who require routine surgery will have to fly to Venezuela instead. As it is, they cross a bridge to Detroit, which is only slightly...

Nick Clegg caption competition 3 Scroat 3 years

http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z38/dcoxell/england-supporter-drink.jpg Any offers?...