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Should old acquaintance... 27 rikkor 3 years

I think Our Garry has p-ssed off; that started me thinking of the greater and lesser lights who are no longer here. I was not here at the Big Bang of NB, I only remember Joan and Cloan Bloggs...

Does anyone fancy winning a top of the range laptop? No obligations - honest 8 ronseal 3 years

Security company Trend has finally realised that security is so boring that they have to bribe people to take interest. So they're giving away A Toshiba - Qosmio Laptop, (18.4" Display / 6GB Memory...

Festive felicitations, one and all. 2 wallster 3 years

Here's to a nice peaceful Christmas, with love and joy and goodwill to humourous spoof news story writers of all faiths, persuasions and comedy preferences hereabouts. I've planned a game of...

How do you make an assistant in Clinton Cards wet himslf laughing? 3 antharrison 3 years

Just be browsing for Christmas cards and overhear a customer ask "Do you have any stepmother cards?", "Yes" said the assistant "They're over there" as he directs the customer to the relevant area....

Come on Basil 4 ramblesnake 3 years

I've voted for your daft leopard sub in all the personas I've got today. Time to invent a few and get yourself top of the hit parade Xmas 2010...

SatNavs are crap 2 Scroat 3 years

We ordered one from Amazon and it took three weeks to get here. How shite is that?...

Merry Christmas. 0 victory V 3 years

I wish you all a Merry Christmas and a happy, prosperous and healthy 2011. Right, I'm off to work. Broken people to fix...

I know it's traditional to start saying 'the nights are pulling out'... 8 ianslat 3 years

as soon as we get past the shortest day, but I'd swear it got dark earlier today than it did on Tuesday. Are the days going to keep on getting shorter? Is this some new phenomenon we should be start...

Worth sharing 2 malgor 3 years

[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GkHNNPM7pJA&feature=youtu.be]Best to click the 'full screen' button.[/url]...

X 25 bonjonelson 3 years
Bah humbug 0 Oxbridge 3 years

Right, I'm off till the New Year unless I can find a valid excuse to be on the computer. Have a great Festival of the Unconquered Sun or whatever it is they celebrate in Biscuitdom...

Ed, you've let yourself down with the FP 2 riesler 3 years

Surely every member of the Champagne-swilling elite knows that there is a 'c' in Veuve Clicquot!...

Tomorrow marks the third anniversary of... 12 The All New Jeni B 3 years

when the previous incarnations of FaG and myself had our first, and for me, last FP. Not that I'm dropping [i]any[/i] hints that it'd be nice to see it again as an archive piece you understand...

Saying Cheese at the Cheshire .... 14 Stan Laurel 3 years

Great evening and really good to see you all guys. Enjoying a pint or two are (left to right) DroleNoel, Golgo13, thisisalloneword, Stoopy, Des and Frodo. I think Ronseal was in the can when this...

I cannot think of anything unfunny to say ,Gerontious ,Moylem over to you 8 Malcum eggs 3 years
One biscuit might walk into a bar... 13 Oxbridge 3 years

if anyone's around in London on Wednesday 12 January. Go on, you know you want to. How about the Chandos again? It's the most depressing week of the year apparently...

In need of guidance on this 3 Hunter F. Thompson 3 years

I have noticed that young Polish chaps seem to be the only ones sporting strange, outlandish haircuts, in these days of large layoffs and permanenet unemployment. I have developped a couple of...

what time pub tonight? 15 ronseal 3 years

Cheshire Cheese. I've done my back in, so look for a fat bloke bent over double...

Today's "No Shit, Sherlock" prize, goes to the BBC once again... 0 The All New Jeni B 3 years

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-12059910 And guess what? They reckon he wasn't alone when he died...

Trains Planes & Long Distance Clara 0 Des Custard 3 years

Very funny FP...

Anyone else wonder if a man was given enough Cable 2 Malcum eggs 3 years

he might do the decent thing.Where does he get the time to run his ministry ,isn't he busy setting off New clear bombs and dancing ?...

Man snorting one liners has MI while forecasting downfall of Hysterical site 0 Malcum eggs 3 years
More4 are cutting back The Daily Show from 5 to 1 show a week 2 Ian Searle 3 years

http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2010/dec/20/more4-daily-show-stewart If anyone else feels like complaining there is a form on Ch 4 web site - certainly one of my fav. progs on TV...

TrueBiscuit 3 thackaray 3 years

Well it had happen sooner or later! http://www.reghardware.com/2010/12/21/kinect_fondle_game/ A creative bright spark has put the Xbox Kinect device to use where you won't be dancing to the latest...

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AN EXPERT IN SIMPLE SOLUTIONS DEFIES HIS POPULARITY 0 Hunter F. Thompson 3 years

How can so many [url=http://www.leparisien.fr/international/bielorussie-tolle-en-occident-apres-la-violente-repression-des-anti-loukachenko-20-12-2010-1198927.php]question[/url] his reign?, He’s...

“Declining species critically endangered” say high speed rail campaigners. 1 eggbert 3 years

Concerns over the Great Crested Newt, Pipistrelle Bat, and Meridian Blue have delayed the proposed high speed rail link from London to Birmingham, but now researchers have identified a new species at...

Truebiscuit 0 the coarse whisperer 3 years

[url=http://macedoniaonline.eu/content/view/17081/48/]I think there is a yuletide message for us all.[/url]...

Guardian now accepting spoof articles 7 shitsu_tonka 3 years

That's the only explanation I can think of for this: [url=http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/2010/dec/18/television-talent-children-alice-douglas]Bit long, worth a glance just for the kids names...

Two biscuits walk into a bar 20 Des Custard 3 years

In the absence of any better offers, Stan and I have arranged to meet up at Ye Olde Cheshire Cheese on the evening of Tuesday 21st for a Christmas pint or two. Any other biscuiteers wishing to come...