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Given that I have two tickers at the same time...

You have until sometime GMT Wednesday 23 June to incorporate "campanologist" into a sub [u]in this thread.[/u], Extra points will be awarded for legitimate associated phrases and technical terms...

Well, it is Greenwich Meantime O'clock and time for today's excitement before most of you head off to the sporting wake., Old Mr Grace used to say "you've all done very well" - what a tosser....

The Right Horrible MP David Ruffly who was exposed as having more dodgy claims than Richard Geres gerbil friend .Today he put in a claim for new suit having scuffed it when diving under an express...

dabbing the side of his mouth with a napkin., More please...

And I also love the T-rex pinkie sub, too. A stonking NB this morning...

Does anybody have any new TV/Radio comedies they recommend? I seem to be sticking with the tried and tested Have I got news for you/mock the week/news quiz/I'm sorry I haven't a clue type stuff at...

We're getting to the time of the month when everyone starts being super-nice to each other. (Hoping to become Writer of Month.) Well, if anyone hopes for my support, I still have lots of paranoid...

Since there are only about 15 individuals who regularly contribute here, I DEMAND a pleasant, respectful, upbeat, non-snarky Molly Moo memorial ticker. It will be decided by plebiscite. The...

It's supposed to be very hot in the next two days. Regards, Plucky...

bit laboured? Okay. *leaves*...

Reminds me of a similar observation I made 3 years ago on the same subject: http://beta.newsbiscuit.com/cgi-bin/board.cgi/cack+hand...

It seems to me that some people take humour very seriously...

and still get paid for it by FIFA ,Septic Bladder has warned him that his is job ., If only all the french and Germans worked this well together ...

http://i851.photobucket.com/albums/ab78/brownpaperreporter/BLP65420.jpg?t=1277456295...

It seems that whales are arming themselves with knuckle dusters ,knives and coshes a spokes whale for the killers whales says the blues are are the big boys on the block and are always spouting off...

here is a typical test question, please choose the correct answer When I was a young football player my father would A run the line, B do a line, C sell a line...

To NB friends, our great companion and official scarer of birdies and pussy cats (unless they were in the garden) sadly passed away tonight - in dad's arms on the way to the vets - which she hated...

If you hadn't realised Comedians/Comedy Writers are teachers of many subjects, which people unconciously learn about. So in keeping this small tenuous link, "Welcome to the first Newsbiscuit...

Although I note from the Cheshire Cheese pics posted elsewhere that your pose and facial expression haven't changed a jot since I last saw you in December. Have you moved at all since then?...

Sadly Maz-less evening at the pub last night, but good fun nevertheless. Without a heavily pregnant lady to act as a beacon, there could have been stray Biscuits elsewhere in the pub, but we decided...

Hello everyone, this seems an interesting place. I've just arrived and have posted a few things already so I thought I'd say hello. What kind of place is this then? Should I be more worried about the...

I ask because not only am I underwhelmed upon reading of it on the Beeb, but there are no vuvuzelas ringing in the slum gardens below. P.S.: Spell check doesn't [i]Do[/i] Vuvuzelas...

Very nice one indeed Stoops. See also: http://www.theonion.com/articles/chinese-factory-worker-cant-believe-the-shit-he-ma,1343/...

I have been told I am one, three times, now and I have no idea of what it means in this context...

Mandela United and how he would have loved the world cup ,it`s sad he was grassed in the face in her backyard ...

Mention of the Newsbiscuit groupie / stalker / pshycopathic serial killer and all of a sudden I'm inundated with ad's for christian dating sites...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/kent/10387110.stm How busy is it going to be now then? It won't do to attract hundreds of people to the town centre on a Wednesday afternoon!...

I just tried to upload something to the writers' room and got the error message "slow down you're going to fast" does it know any other songs?...

America's top general has been accused of not taking the Afghan conflict seriously enough, after he admitted in an interview that he was fighting the goddamn war with one arm tied behind his back.,...