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Great Gnu archive story today

Need more wilderbeasts of that calibre on here...

2 Yikes 03.03.13 1:22am
rickwestwell
Wrong Room 6 Dick Everyman 02.03.13 11:43pm
Dick Everyman
This is from Daily Mail online - strange they resisted any barbed comments

[url=http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2286598/New-York-subway-baby-Couple-discover-abandoned-boy--adopt-him.html#ixzz2MMljxmbz]A heart warming story[/url]...

3 Dick Everyman 02.03.13 9:24pm
The All New Jeni B
Titanic NiB Gerontius!

Shame not the full deal but the jellyfish gag is a gem!...

2 Dick Everyman 02.03.13 7:14pm
Gerontius
Neat-O downunder edition

A New Zealand flavour to this one national icon, cuddly, loved by all (especially the blokes) Deadline next Saturday night for SHEEP...

17 Yikes 02.03.13 6:46pm
Dick Everyman
Does anyone know where I can get some of those meat cigarettes?

The moment I saw the ads, it was one of those "why didn't I think of that?" moments...

1 Mr Target 02.03.13 2:19pm
Squudge
I'm sure there must be a gag in the black smoke going up..

..the Vatican chimney being the Cardinal's burnng all of the evidence, but can't quite put my finger on it, so to speak - any takers?...

2 Al OPecia 02.03.13 2:15pm
Squudge
Excellent FP today

Sent using the i-saynicethingsaboutnewsbiscuit app...

0 riesler 02.03.13 7:42am
riesler
Eastleigh Bonkers

The Lib Dems did well despite the scandals. The Tory candidate was banging on about education because her 12-year-old wanted to become a brain surgeon. Nigel Farage is a dead ringer for someone...

2 Scroat 01.03.13 9:51pm
Ironduke
TWAGO...

This catchy little acronym stands for Twat of the Week Apart from George Osborne. I think he's a given, so needs to be specifically excluded. I'd like to nominate Maria Hutchings, Conservative...

6 Scroat 01.03.13 3:42pm
Scroat
from the archives

loving today's resurrection of the legal sock puppets - pity it didn't get dug up last week for the Pryce #1 trial...

1 Squudge 01.03.13 1:28pm
Titus
Rebecca willing to accept any lost deposits from candidates. 1 Not Amused 01.03.13 1:23pm
Titus
"... speculation up by, say, 30%"

Brilliant front page story today - congratulations to whoever was responsible. The headline actually stands well on its own. (And I love the reference to the 'expensive optician'.)...

0 Titus 01.03.13 1:19pm
Titus
Pope's leaving party

Held at The Spice Ship in WeymouthDorset's very own Skimmity Hitchers provided the entertainment at the Pope's leaving do., Here they are doing a cover of the Leonard Cohen classic..'Skimmity Pint...

0 Gerontius 01.03.13 9:05am
Gerontius
Eastleigh By Election - transport.

The coaches will be leaving at 9pm once everyone has voted as many times as possible using ther multiple IDs. Drinks when we get back to JoFs secret underground bunker...

7 MADJEZ 01.03.13 9:00am
Gerontius
Did anyone else see the former Great Leader being interviewed on TV last night

TB all but said 'we' [by that I suspect that he'd meant 'us' - if you see what I mean] should attack Iran. His response to "given what happened after the Iraq War2 thingy, the UN wouldn't vote to go...

1 dvo4fun 28.02.13 10:47pm
Truebiscuit
Has there always been a 'moderator' on here? 8 dvo4fun 28.02.13 10:29pm
dvo4fun
Newsjack

Anybody had any success with this yet? Tried a few one-liners and a sketch but zilch so far...

7 Actual Size 28.02.13 9:17pm
Truebiscuit
Newsbiscuit Posts Contain 25% Spam

Who is responsible for all this crap? Or rather, responsible for blocking and/or removing it? Or more accurately, [i]failing[/i] to block and remove it? (Sorry, couldn't think of a witty punchline...

2 Titus 28.02.13 8:53pm
shaggy
Good Luck to The Guv'nor

Best o'Luck to his NIBs (see what I did there?) in Beastleigh today. As I don't live there will just have to vote in spirit. Whisky most likely...

8 wallster 28.02.13 8:33pm
Titus
New sub - help please - 2

Writing a new sub and in it I make reference to Cardinals bumming around in their old college band t-shirts. Tried to come up with names based on real bands i.e instead of AC/DC it's BC/AD and...

33 Carter 28.02.13 5:35pm
Mr Target
You take our Banksy? Pfft. Wood Green has better street artists out there.

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/SANY1675.jpg, Let's see someone nick that and sell it online in a dodgy Miami auction house...

1 thisisall1word 28.02.13 12:18pm
Titus
Wayland's royal cock

More usurpation soon...

2 Not Amused 28.02.13 10:51am
Not Amused
This wine slips down easily

http://www.quebodega.es/images/luybe-2009-logotipo-imnotas_cata1_164-size340.jpg...

11 riesler 28.02.13 10:30am
Scroat
English Heritage Seeks Grade 1 'Listed' Status For Historic NB Tickers 0 Titus 28.02.13 8:56am
Titus
Seperation of Nice / Dodgy Banking

Like the FP story about this today, but [boring sensible post alert] pity there is no sarcastic reference in there to the banks worst offence, which selling complete rubbish to its punters. Selling...

9 Titus 27.02.13 10:09pm
nickb
Where would you put your money?

Play the beginning of this video to see the list if panelists, then ask yourself back then, if you had to put ten pound on one of them going to prison in 2013, where would your money have gone? ...

5 Perks 27.02.13 4:31pm
sigmund
Solved: where Rebecca got her abilities from

[url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Three_Mile_Island_accident]Like all good superheroes (or superheroines)[/url]...

0 Not Amused 27.02.13 4:02pm
Not Amused
Irony as fake-spoof-story-spam squeezes real-spoof-stories out of NB 0 Titus 27.02.13 9:09am
Titus
Thanks for NIBbing my Sir Ranulph piece...

Not wishing to be too luvvie about it, but could you please edit the line [i]to come this close is a most distressing end to my end.[/i] To be 'end to my career' or something? Muchly thanks...

2 wallster 26.02.13 11:11pm
Squudge