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Fewer English Cuckoos? I don't think so. 2 Al OPecia 3 years

Can anyone think of examples of recent English Cuckoos? I know that I can...

My 83 year old mum had a phone call tonight 7 Al OPecia 3 years

from someone called "Robert" who opened with the gambit "Hello, we notice that you are having problems with your computer, and we can help" Mum - "I don't think so Ducks, 'cos I haven't got one"...

Loved the Richard Branson FP 2 Scroat 3 years

Reminds me that there's a café on the top of Mount Ben Tal in Israel called Coffee Anan. God the rubbish you pick up proofreading travel books...

How did the logo designer sneak that in??? 8 riesler 3 years

http://www.decanter.com/imageBank/cache/p/powerlist.png_e_2685a6b174efacd3f4dd0fc3aa2a4f43.png No kidding; here it is in its natural habitat.,...

The Periodic Table of Urban Biscuit Myths 5 Ludicity 3 years

Just stumbled across this - worth a brief dunk > http://www.crispian.net/Myths/biscuits.html...

Something Fishy 4 wallster 3 years

Why is it taking so long to announce the Mug of the Month for May? Could it be those in charge are deliberating over the cost of shipping the crockery down to the antipodes? Or has the Ed taken a...

Babar Ahmad apologises to police for ‘running into their fists’ 0 Lemonrinse 3 years
Oi! 2 evilsuperstar 3 years

I don't get many Newsbiscuit front pages so would you mind awfully crediting me with 'Austerity-conscious Queen downgrades 2012 Jubilee to ‘Diamonique’ seeing as how I wrote it. It's been given...

absurd ways for councils to raise revenue 5 fun and games 3 years

I am composing a Victor Meldrew type rant to my local paper about the tacky absurdity of hanging advertising banners from lamp posts to raise revenue for the council (their genuine proposed policy)....

Thank you to whom ever edited the "monkey alarm" NiB. 0 SingingHinny 3 years

You made it so much funnier, so I thank you...

Truebiscuit 3 andhrimnir 3 years

[url=http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/programmes/from_our_own_correspondent/9502367.stm]Who managed to sneak "professional oboist" into this?[/url]...

and the winner of most oddly inappropriate comment is... 1 thisisall1word 3 years

#2, http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/in-pictures-13613836...

The impersonators are dying off, why can't she? - 2 32 The All New Jeni B 3 years

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-13574208...

I just can't wait until the whole of the NHS is privatised. 4 Al OPecia 3 years

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-13617196...

Death by salad vegetable. 5 The All New Jeni B 3 years

I'm beginning to wonder if Harold Camping was right, but wrong. Perhaps the end of the world will not be caused by earthquakes and other natural disaster, but by the evil non-believers being killed...

Olympic scandal worsens as mystery benefactor revealed as Sepp from Switzerland 0 ronseal 3 years
Ludo, I want to pop you on a stick and lick you like a lolly 1 Mary Evans 3 years

Super dooper FP. That is all...

Today's archive is rather special. 1 SingingHinny 3 years

That is all...

bollocks 5 bonjonelson 3 years
Is it still the eighties in Australia? 2 shitsu_tonka 3 years

At least in this country we did the decent thing and got rid of them a long time ago. [url=http://www.haleandpace.com.au/]Hale and Pace[/url] Hate living in a world where they're still touring and...

Lovin' Mr Bland's work... 0 Golgo13 3 years

beautifully crafted NiB today. Hat's off...

Essential 'special relationship' FP 0 Ludicity 3 years

I always said that man couldn't be trusted. We should definitely unfriend himunless he comes back with some flowers and chocolates...

Sri Lanka discovers secret to getting Jonathan Trott out 1 JohnA 3 years

Just let him get a double century and then bowl a decent delivery at the stumps. More soon...

Best time to contribute? 10 acwanaut 3 years

Despite my obvious comic genius ;) seems that a lot of my contributions either don't get read or garner much interest. Was just wondering if there is a peak time for people visiting the forum so I...

OK, it got on the FP, but you should have put some John Prescott jokes in. 3 Golgo13 3 years

Or Abu Hamza. That's where the money is these days. I mean what you're doing is nice, but, there's this mate of mine who's put his kids through private school, yeah, and got his family woman's...

They're still part of the EU, right? 10 rikkor 3 years

http://www.foxnews.com/scitech/2011/05/27/italian-scientist-charged-manslaughter-failing-predict-earthquake/...

3D porn movie so realistic it gets woman pregnant. 0 bonjonelson 3 years

http://christwire.org/2011/05/3d-porn-makes-woman-pregnant/...

Are Twitter a bunch of unreliable ***** 0 ronseal 3 years

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/twitter/8544350/Twitter-reveals-secrets-Details-of-British-users-handed-over-in-landmark-case-that-could-help-Ryan-Giggs.html...

Thanks for the unforgettable throbbing FP pic Red... 11 rickwestwell 3 years

My burnished loins quiver with delight, I'm getting t-shirts printed., Nice edit job too - do I feel the gentle touch of an Evans?...

Love the tramp story today. 8 ronseal 3 years

Lots of good stuff there. I imagine Julie Hartley Brewer would love to rip this one off. thing is, I didn't notice it before Has the headline changed?...