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Nice NiB, Gordon Chen, but ...

how do you explain this ? "Justin Bieber to take the role of brother to his forthcoming child Posted March 11, 2013 - 02:25 PM" The time on my little computer says 13:25...

0 Sinnick 11.03.13 2:28pm
Sinnick
Half thought out idea

Due to the hugely positive response to my recent comment about posting a partial idea and encouraging collaboration from others to flesh it out, here is a poorly thought out, unstructured start to a...

18 Vertically Challenged Giant 11.03.13 2:10pm
Vertically Challenged Giant
Neato results 4-10 march 2013.

Well thank you everyone for your entries they have all been brilliant, you are all winners. But unfortunately there has to be one overall winner. Judging has been very difficult particularly as there...

8 godly1966 11.03.13 11:01am
godly1966
Truebiscuit gold

kicking the arse out of satire, one Polish joke at a time, [url=http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/poland/9918580/Polish-doctors-remove-screwdriver-from-mans-forehead.html]DIY...

2 Squudge 10.03.13 3:24pm
Tripod
Where are the NiBs?

If I'm not mistaken, there doesn't seem to have been any added today, and on some other weekdays this week there was one rather than two...

4 Yikes 10.03.13 12:12pm
Not Amused
Health and Safety on the papal conclave?

So 150 geriatrics get sealed in the Sistine Chapel, windows covered, no bugging/listening devices, no means of communication with the outside world. I suppose its just about acceptable on Risk...

9 Ironduke 10.03.13 12:11am
AReader
NEATO 4th of March 2013.

Thanks Yikes for your revolutionary voting system of second past the post which gave me victory in last week’s Neato. So in my job as Head Gardner (no smutty jokes please) I regularly have to...

22 godly1966 09.03.13 11:34pm
Perks
Andrew Page

We would just like to add to the comments already posted concerning the tragic death of Andrew Page, aka Quaz. For many years he has been a consistently funny contributor to NewsBiscuit, and also a...

10 newsbiscuit editorial team 09.03.13 10:12pm
writinginbsl
Biscuit Would Have Won WOTM If He Hadn't Let His Wife Take the Points Instead. 0 Titus 09.03.13 8:31pm
Titus
Great archive today other than that it includes reference to

(and yet worse a foto of) one of the biggest Cnuts ever to 'grace' a front bench. Step forward John Reid...

5 dvo4fun 09.03.13 5:47pm
dvo4fun
What's the Quaz news? 0 rikkor 09.03.13 2:28pm
rikkor
Red Wine pill!

[url=http://www.thedrinksbusiness.com/2013/03/scientists-develop-red-wine-wonder-pill/]How to drink 100 glasses of wine in one swallow[/url] There has to comedy gold in here somewhere!...

12 beau-jolly 09.03.13 1:34pm
beau-jolly
Writers of the Months

January Writer of the Month - BAJDixon Congratulations to BAJDixon whose story 'Cameron pours his curves into suit for Europe speech' was January's most popular and scoops him the Writer of the...

17 editor 08.03.13 9:26pm
Yikes
Poor Spider

[url=http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/italy/9917643/Ferrari-driver-crashes-new-Spider-458-on-Italian-motorway.html]bottom gear[/url]...

0 Squudge 08.03.13 5:57pm
Squudge
Bacon

The picture the BBC have used on the processed meat story is really making me want a bacon sandwich, depsite the early death warning...

25 button 08.03.13 5:06pm
sigmund
What "disclaimers" etc. really mean...

You know those announcements you here in plummy voices in adverts and TV programs?, Is there some comedy value in decoding them into plain english? For example (to get yez started) <Harrowing...

9 Jammydodgers 08.03.13 10:52am
Squudge
MUFC FFS

Get over it. It's not the end of the world. Football is not important. End of...

19 Scroat 08.03.13 10:01am
Oxbridge
@*#!!!

cock -- wrong room...

1 FlashArry 07.03.13 11:09pm
The All New Jeni B
Tee-Shirt Wind-Up

Does anyone know if you can get this http://www3.uakron.edu/worldciv/pascher/che-pic.jpg with Jeremy Clarkson's face suerimposed in it?...

0 Titus 07.03.13 1:41pm
Titus
from the archives

another gem today - but can we do something about the 'date posted'? I like to know when they originally got published and the site seems to default to the current date (and often says 'guest')...

2 Squudge 06.03.13 7:03pm
Squudge
Product diversification.

Bugger. Can’t get this to work...

1 sigmund 06.03.13 4:25pm
Dick Everyman
. 0 sigmund 06.03.13 12:38pm
sigmund
Enjoy Tories v The People

Check out the photo albumspeaks for itself really., So who DID vote for these heartless bastards?,...

0 Gerontius 06.03.13 9:14am
Gerontius
Just testing...

Bear with A possible idea for LA that [i]might just[/i] work. http://i830.photobucket.com/albums/zz223/pinxit2/qvom_animation_zps6b6dc817.gif...

4 pinxit 06.03.13 9:13am
pinxit
Weak FP

The diet tip FP just is not funny. Must have been a real shortage of funny stuff...

14 weematt 05.03.13 10:09pm
Terry
Norovirus

sometimes you've just got to sit down and applaud such a magnificently potent illness. You may not like what it does, but you have to say, it does it very well. Now, excuse me one moment...

27 Ironduke 05.03.13 10:08pm
Ironduke
Funniest road sign ever...

just outside Washington DC yesterday, too quick for my camera: George Bush Center for Intelligence...

6 Oxbridge 05.03.13 9:36pm
dvo4fun
OH THIS IS A FUCKING ACE FP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!...

7 Scroat 05.03.13 1:48pm
Scroat
TrueBiscuit from Walsall, via the Birmingham Mail

Police in Walsall are urging people to be extra vigilant following a number of indecent exposures across the borough. Detectives are investigating after three young schoolgirls were flashed by a man...

2 Oxbridge 04.03.13 8:05pm
Truebisciut
BBC having fun today.

[url=http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leeds-21654930]Kappow!!![/url]...

3 The All New Jeni B 04.03.13 5:52pm
TheNewsWalrus