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Shit Ads 3 BillyBitzer 3 years

"You are the 1.000.000 user This is no joke" Really? I mean, really...

Just read this in an email from a colleague and laughed... 1 Qoxiivi 3 years

"and then couldn’t get my phone to work on the Isle of Wight this weekend."...

Just killed some lobsters. 8 rikkor 3 years

If you're worried about dropping them live into boiling water (I'm not), plunge a big knife into the shell right behind their eyes. Works like a charm. We're having Porterhouse steaks on the grill...

What is Soylent Green made of again? I keep forgetting. 0 rikkor 3 years
For Jeni: Scotland in the news 3 rikkor 3 years

http://gawker.com/5813328/bbc-scotland-is-having-a-bad-day For whatever reason, I can't send links through Facebook anymore...

A lawyer with a sense of humour?- article from Daily Telegraph 8 Ironduke 3 years

Copied and pasted from teh Telegraph online today: Husband cleared of harassing wife's lover on Twitter, A husband who humiliated a millionaire City broker who had an affair with his wife by...

Coming to a Mediterranean nation near you - the Middle Ages.. 4 Al OPecia 3 years

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-13819764...

Ed: DFS NIB should not have the word as "discoutn". 4 rikkor 3 years

I can hook you up with some free spell check software...

Good to see Canadians keeping things in perspective. 3 seymour totti 3 years

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-13788491 What would they have been like if they had actually won?...

I've just seen the strangest, and most disturbing, advert.... 8 The All New Jeni B 3 years

apparently, the 'Happy Egg Company' believes that happy hens produce happy eggs. How can an egg be happy?, It's laid, and then eaten. What's there to be happy about?...

Advertising Feature 0 bonjonelson 3 years

http://chefsnews.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/senna-poster.jpg No Fear. No Limits. No Equal. No Brakes...

Dogs and monkey space mission archive today is a cracker 4 rickwestwell 3 years

One of the best. Whatever happened to that Genghis Cohen bloke, anyway?...

A. Wiener - just too easy? 3 Ironduke 3 years

I confess to an initial surge of excitement on reading that A. wiener had resigned following the scandal of sending crotch shots to porn stars. I headed straight to Biscuit, ideas churning. However,...

Just read a biography of Katherine Parr. 14 rikkor 3 years

It should have been divorced, beheaded, died, divorced, beheaded, died of boredom...

Wow! You are justifiably proud of the NHS. 7 rikkor 3 years

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/health/healthnews/8577151/Nurses-warned-over-cleavage-at-work.html No matter how bad the US is, no one has to deal with a dirty-looking nurse. We have unions here, but...

Dear Ed - any chance of a "zero stars" button? 9 Al OPecia 3 years

I think that we really need one...

Daily Telegraph....satirical goldmine? 0 Ironduke 3 years

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/health/healthnews/8577352/Asterix-comics-contain-700-traumatic-brain-injuries-say-academics.html enjoy!...

Greek strikers hurl yoghurt and stones at Athens police - BBC 2 rikkor 3 years

Well, of course, I would prefer the yogurt. Especially if it's the fruit on the bottom kind...

Note to editors about NHS FP sub 6 Qoxiivi 3 years

4th paragraph, 2nd line - think this should be 'least' and not 'lease'. Just fyi and meant in good nature btw...

Dear Mr Editor : Suggestion for new feature from a thread by ronseal... - 2 55 Golgo13 3 years

in the writers' room. Full thread [url=http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=9172]here[/url] Thought it better to bring it to the chat room to throw it open to you (the editor) and you (the...

mirror.co.uk - text in bottom left corner 3 bonjonelson 3 years

Dementia has stolen my husband's memories but I will, Get fit for summer like Gary Lineker...

sorry... 4 3 years

Wrong hole...

Did anyone see the Elephant in the Room / Superinjunction cartoon in Private Eye 4 ronseal 3 years

Boy, that hacks me off...

Should this sub be banned? Or just quietly ignored? - 23 80 SugarTits69 3 years

I'm not saying I agree with the sentiments of the sub below, but if this sub appeared, do you think the correct action would be to remove it immediately? Or should we just look the other way?...

How many FPs/NiBs do you need to no longer be 'guest'? 9 Vertically Challenged Giant 3 years

Just curious. I presume it involves extra work to set up some sort of account to link to them so isn't done straight away in case somebody turns up, posts one thing which gets used and then buggers...

That 'Back up your brain but not now' sub - 2 44 Vertically Challenged Giant 3 years

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Serious-Satirical-Karen-Stevens-PhD/dp/1906439206/ref=ntt_at_ep_dpi_1 She's got a book published! 400+ pages of her poetry, a bargain at £16.99. I can't believe it's not...

90 not out... 6 thisisall1word 3 years

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/ninety-gaffes-in-ninety-years-2290148.html...

terrorism/virgin algorithm 0 3 years

It looks like security forces are 'upping their game' and have killed quite a few known terrorists lately: Bin Laden, Fazuh Abdullah Muhammed, some other bloke in Pakistan who I haven't googled. The...

Don't worry; the US is right behind you. 12 rikkor 3 years

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1393770/Families-worked-doubled-Labour.html I'll give a job to the first person who makes an excuse for the multi-generational idle...

Pup Pimping Advice Wanted. - 2 52 The All New Jeni B 3 years

I have an unusual question. I've found a bitch for my dog, and an owner as keen as I am for a litter from the two., The bitch is in season, they've met and really seem to get along, he's shown...