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respec 1 writinginbsl 3 years

wayland, 4 in the top ten?, greedy!...

politics in the UK 0 writinginbsl 3 years

Hackneyed dialogue, repressed sexuality, class snobbery WTF...

Love the gag about Bring a friend to Cabinet day 0 ronseal 3 years
Have we had 2 FPs today or am I going mad? 5 Vertically Challenged Giant 3 years

The Hammer Time one wasn't on there yesterday was it? Or have I slept through a whole day?...

Caligula WTF 0 iRonA 3 years

Hackneyed dialogue, debauchery, unrestrained and cruel exercise of power. Why does anyone watch this rubbish?...

Rugby player " didn't believe in ferries" 0 nickb 3 years

I never thought I would write a rugby joke, and I probably haven't...

shopping centre ice cream terror threat 4 vertical 3 years

I love the FB reaction to the original story:, https://www.facebook.com/pages/Boycott-Braehead/288861364476077?ref=ts&amp%3Bsk=wall&_fb_noscript=1, an unparalleled PR disaster set to run...

Outraged from TW9... 16 Mary Evans 3 years

Further to the recent Jeremy Vine NiB, anyone wishing to be thoroughly reasonable about television repeats may speak to yours truly, who will be renting her gob to JV at 12.30 this afternoon. A beer...

Downton Abbey WTF 6 JohnA 3 years

Hackneyed dialogue, repressed sexuality, class snobbery. Why does anyone watch this rubbish?...

how about this anyone..? 1 writinginbsl 3 years

much potential for the talented http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2046207/Stings-wife-Trudie-Styler-guest-edit-Big-Issue.html i love the way they remind us what the big issue actually is...

Superb FP Darkie...brought me sunshine, made me smile. 3 Al OPecia 3 years
I'm helping those nice market researchers at Ipsos Mori... 8 Scroat 3 years

by logging what I do every half hour for a week, whether I feel in a good mood or a bad mood, and alert or relaxed. Most of the time it's being on my own, working, doing housework, on the...

McCartney's wedding brings average number of legs in family closer to two 2 apepper 3 years

Former Beatle, Paul McCartney has increased the average number of legs in his wives from 1.5 to 1.7 by marrying Nancy Shevell. Rumours of a same sex marriage with "Jake the Peg" have been dismissed...

Flowers left outside Apple stores?.... really ? 5 charlies_hat 3 years

http://www.eveningnews24.co.uk/news/flowers_left_outside_norwich_apple_store_in_memory_of_steve_jobs_1_1081727 My guess is, when Bill Gates goes, the headline will be that someone has left a turd...

Weathering fix fux Fox 1 nickb 3 years

Not really a headline, but three days ago it would have been meaningless...

Watch this and think about J.S Bach 4 Scroat 3 years

You can almost hear the music of the spheres. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yVkdfJ9PkRQ...

September Writer of the Month 28 editor 3 years

Congratulations to Bonjonelson whose story 'Homeopathic leak threatens catastrophe' was the run-away winner for September, infecting huge swathes of the internet and spreading undiluted comedy around...

So. Anybody know what was the first ever newsbiscuit fp was? 13 Screenie 3 years

And who from then is still posting now?...

Has He risen yet? 0 rikkor 3 years
Interesting Road Names - 23 68 SpankyMonkey 3 years

We were looking through some forms that came in the office yesterday and someone gave their work address as being in a place called 'Salubrious Passage'. I shit you not. And it wasn't a sex worker,...

I don't really do tickers, not good ones anyway 7 Vertically Challenged Giant 3 years

So I was as surprised as anybody to discover that I'd actually written Al O'Pecia's excellent 'Steve Jobs riP' sub. Any chance it could be credited to Al please?...

RIP Bert Jansch 8 3 years
Study Shows Only Losers Sit Through News Site Tickers 1 Textbook 3 years
Charlie Gilmour "Just Another Dick In The Mall", Court Hears 1 Mathna 3 years
Ridiculous photo captions 2 bonjonelson 3 years

Always fun to spot, and CNN always has plenty. I like this one from today: http://edition.cnn.com/2011/10/06/tech/china-steve-jobs/index.html?hpt=hp_t1...

Was R Kelly a sloth ? 0 Sinnick 3 years

Nice NiB, VCG http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ba7rRfKIHxU&feature=related And while I'm offering daft animal videos:, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FWUjJF1ai0&NR=1 and,...

Apples. Lovely. 1 Runestone Cowboy 3 years
First time novel from NewsBiscuit writer 13 editor 3 years

Congratulations to Toasts_Not_Ghosts aka James Mylet whose first novel is published today. Toasts has been a contributor to NewsBiscuit for many years and he credits this site with kick-starting his...

Previously on Newsbiscuit...(and now on The Onion) 7 nealdoran 3 years

Afternoon all. Now I know it's easy to come up with the same comic idea as someone else -- often with a frighteningly similar take -- with no knowledge of the comparable work. I've done it myself...

Trawling through the archives I stumbled across this... 2 Vertically Challenged Giant 3 years

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2010/03/27/grand-prix-halted-police-pull-over-lewis-hamilton-for-having-a-flash-car-069/ And would just like to say that it's absolutely bloody brilliant...