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Bloody Hell. What happened there then?

I [almost] had to go and tidy up my study...

5 dvo4fun 10.12.12 11:16pm
Ironduke
Unmarried middle-aged uncle FP – correction

Ed, Please could you correct “examination” in third paragraph to read “exclamation”? Cheers, Stan xxx...

1 Stan 10.12.12 9:05pm
rikkor
Anyone see the Sunday Times did their own updated version of this?

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2011/12/03/the-queens-christmas-message-to-be-replaced-with-round-robin-letter/...

0 simonjmr 10.12.12 10:10am
simonjmr
Is suicide the ultimate heckle?

Bad taste, I know (that's why I haven't turned it into a sub) but I was wondering, what's the ultimate heckle? If a 'comedian' or 'funny Australian' does a slightly shit joke, what would be the best...

8 09.12.12 10:53pm
medici2471
Neat-O Judgement [directive NO 2.0 #12/2012]

Magic carpet The Neat-O came under threat this week. It was hijacked by a Royal foetus, climate change, more DJs in the limelight for one reason or another, a Roman earring (as worn by whores so...

3 malgor 09.12.12 9:40pm
Midfield Diamond
Neat-O 02.12.2012

The Neat-O challenge for this week is: magic carpet Submissions which are unintelligible out of the Neat-O context, eg, Acme pig cart turns into flying rug, can be posted directly in this thread....

14 malgor 09.12.12 12:38am
malgor
A query

"‘Inspired by Starbucks’ self-employed UK builder goes Fair trade" NiB today I notice I've reverted to 'guest' status. Is it necessary to maintain a certain hit-rate? Not complaining - just...

6 dvo4fun 09.12.12 12:21am
malgor
Nurse who took prank call about Kate Middleton has died - 2

A tragedy that will no doubt lead to some very serious media discussion about comedy over the next few days. How long before it is suggested that the media follow Leveson type guidelines on what can...

43 Carter 08.12.12 11:33pm
Al OPecia
Round Robins

i wish someone would send me a rr one day so I could send a spoof one back pretentious? moi? [url=http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2242536/Bah-Humbug-Christmas-round-robin.html]round...

2 writinginbsl 08.12.12 4:03pm
Squudge
Cameron announces 'U' Turn on same sex marriage after Clegg proposes 1 Underconstruction 08.12.12 2:58pm
Squudge
Is everyone getting ads about red diesel ?

Now, maybe I've got this wrong, but surely all farmers & construction companies who are legally entitled to use this fuel are probably already aware of it. So, why does it need to be advertised...

6 Sinnick 08.12.12 2:21pm
beau-jolly
Dog licences

This canine is better & faster than most of the centenarians in our village: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-20614593 I think he just likes dogging...

1 Sinnick 07.12.12 7:00pm
rikkor
Anyone seen "The British" on Sky Atlantic?

History of Britain documentary, interspersed with celebrity talking heads giving their comments about what it was like. It's a bit like those "Remember the 80s" romps, except they are talkingabout...

0 ゴルゴ13 07.12.12 4:54pm
ゴルゴ13
What do "inverted commas" mean in Health and Safety?

We've just been given leaflets at work regarding a forthcoming Health and Safety audit. The leaflet's title is 'Making <company name> a "Safer" Place'. Can any students of our wonderful...

3 Midfield Diamond 07.12.12 4:28pm
riesler
I wonder how the red tops will cover this one....

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-20627765 Unrelated to this story, and I'm sure it's been said before, but if he's so good a PR, how come everyone thinks he's a twat? Is Louis Theroux the link here ?...

9 charlies_hat 07.12.12 12:57pm
beau-jolly
Cracker of a FP today!!!! 3 Scroat 07.12.12 11:40am
button
Wrong Room ! 0 Sinnick 06.12.12 9:11am
Sinnick
Apologies.

For my over the top response to the climate change thread, especially the insults to Wayland and others. I'll try to hold my tongue in future...

9 Al OPecia 06.12.12 4:22am
Squudge
This is exactly why some people are sceptical about global warming news - 234

[url=http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-20543483]run to the very, very small hills[/url] Was anyone else told at school that seas would rise by 3 to 6 feet, because of melting ice? I...

100 06.12.12 4:14am
Squudge
Christmas Song Sequels - 2

Picking up from Smart Alex's Film Sequels, can I suggest similar for festive songs? To start the ball rolling: Next Christmas I saw Mommy shagging Santa Claus Away with the Magners Santa Toddler...

32 Stan 05.12.12 8:59pm
FlashArry
Gary, great "Pretty Woman" FP 1 rikkor 05.12.12 6:37pm
Vertically Challenged Giant
From the DM today. "Edward II hospital"??

Prince William drove wife Kate to hospital today after she fell ill with acute morning sickness in the early stages of her pregnancy. The Duchess, 30, is at the King Edward II Hospital in Central...

3 rikkor 05.12.12 4:52pm
Not Amused
Top 5 regrets of the dying.

Erm’I’m dying?’, http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/2012/feb/01/top-five-regrets-of-the-dying...

10 sigmund 05.12.12 3:25pm
cinquecento
Part 2

part 1 to follow...

0 bonjonelson 05.12.12 12:43pm
bonjonelson
First appearance of Frasier Crane on Cheers, this eve, Ms B

If you missed it catch it while you can...

1 Lucy4 04.12.12 12:27pm
Hoops McCann
Queen offers entire Hewitt family historic Tower of London apartments.

Free rent until the royal baby reaches age eighteen...

0 rikkor 03.12.12 7:47pm
rikkor
North Korea Announces Plan To Launch Long-Range Unicorn

More to follow...

1 Mr Glover Lover 03.12.12 1:13pm
Qoxiivi
Thai woman firing ping pong balls accused of having a magic carpet

SURELY I WIN...

2 Bourbon 03.12.12 12:48pm
saltire
NEAT-O Challenge !! .....RESULTS

The votes have been counted and everybody who entered came joint 2nd., Except for malgor who came 1st., http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=52463&replies=1#post-150981, You have to...

2 Gerontius 02.12.12 6:34pm
malgor
NEAT-O CHALLENGE #11

This week's Neat-O challenge is, POKE THE MENTALS, Entries to be in by Sunday afternoon, C'mon, don't be shy.you know you want to...

23 Gerontius 02.12.12 11:05am
charlies_hat