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Who dun it? Fuckin’ Poirot, that who. 3 beau-jolly 3 years

For the past few weeks I’ve been amusing myself on tedious car journeys by listening to old Poirot tapes. It strikes me that, in more cases than not, the arrogant little Belgian bastard comes up...

Glad I found this place. - 2 33 RJWinter 3 years

Hi. My name is Richard and I have rubbish in my head...

Well done Screenie!!! 5 Al OPecia 3 years
So...it turns out my partners are a bunch of cnuts. Come and make me smile. 28 Ironduke 3 years

A frothing smorgasboard of vile insults to hurl would be very welcome...

Lunar surface damaged by space vehicles.... 1 nickb 3 years

.Sore Moon...

Immortal, invisible god Ernie Wise - missing Songs of Praise comedy tapes found 0 nickb 3 years
ARE SUBS FUNNIER IF THE HEADLINE IS UPPER CASE? 7 3 years

Or more a sign of mental unusualness? I AM GOING NOW, I NEED TO DO A POO...

oops, wrong room. Move along please 5 beau-jolly 3 years
Buy a Moncler jacket 7 rikkor 3 years

Don't ask me why. Just do it...

FP picture - Solihull looks like a nice place. 4 Stan 3 years

Worth a visit?...

Crap 50 year conservation project. They're nuts. 9 SpankyMonkey 3 years

So they have spent 50 years clearing the rhododendron bushes from Brownsea Island in an effort to help the red squirrel species grow and thrive again. 50 years! So this is a pretty big project,...

Well this was quite a suprise 1 Al OPecia 3 years

http://www.gap-system.org/~history/Biographies/Tits.html He's responsible for describing the "Tits Group" and the "Tits-Koecher" construction...

Ig Noble awards 0 Sinnick 3 years

In case you haven't spotted them already BBC summary:, http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-15117051 Ig website:, http://www.improbable.com/...

Hurrah!!! 14 riesler 3 years

I'm a grandad again! Just thought I'd let you know (pauses to light cigar)...

'Man mauled by shark in South Africa 'ignored warnings' 9 Screenie 3 years

Actual BBC news headline. Surely you can't be 'mauled' by a shark. Chomped up to bits, yeah, but mauled?...

Horoscopes 16 Screenie 3 years

I swear I saw somewhere, possibly in a guidelines to submission or something although I can no longer find it, a suggestion of horoscopes., I like horoscopes., Can we do horoscopes?, horoscopes....

Anyone watch Milliband? 2 shitsu_tonka 3 years

I just can't force myself to give a toss. Not a very intelligent approach to politics I know but there it is...

Viz 5 Textbook 3 years

Viz might be best known for its potty humour comic strips which are frequently just the opposite of witty, but it also has some satirical news articles in the vein of Newsbiscuit and some of them are...

Understated, but fucking quality. 4 Qoxiivi 3 years

Just my opinion on today's FP graphic. Very clean...

Newshit FM - Last With The News. 0 gremlins 3 years

Newshit Fm – Last With The News, today confirmed that US tennis ace Jimmy Connors has walked away as winner of the 1982 US Open tournament. Reports suggest he beat the Czech maestro Ivan Lendl by...

So. I go away for just over a week... 19 bonjonelson 3 years

and miss my first ever FP. Amusingly, someone just pointed me to a funny story on richarddawkins.net http://richarddawkins.net/articles/643047-homeopathic-leak-threatens-catastrophe...

Charlie Gilmor's-- A Judge's solution to the riots 0 henry deal 3 years

I have intercepted this. Be warned, it may cause offence, http://charliegilmour.wordpress.com/2011/09/28/an-abhorrent-idea-from-qc-justice-price/...

Smurfs boost Economic Outlook 2 apepper 3 years

Doom laden claims by the IMF that the economic outlook is the worse since records began have been undermined by the discovery of the [i]Smurf Song[/i]; a record of the 1970s. "I'd quite forgotten",...

Our shitty economy - a story in ticker headlines 3 bonjonelson 3 years

Perhaps someone should gather all the wonderful ticker headlines we've had recently, create a list and make it into a feature article for the site?...

Wrong room - nothing to look at here just a senior moment 4 simonjmr 3 years

Wrong room...

Crivvens, Mary 2 allmyownstunts 3 years

Your splendid FP is spookily apt today: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-15079620...

Exciting news from the eye hospital 4 vertical 3 years

Mrs Vertical (was Horizontal) has received a letter from the local eye hospital asking her to attend the Lash Clinic (no, it's for real). I'm getting quite frisky in anticipation but do we need to...

Mangling the language for the sake of brevity... 0 Zadok the second 3 years

Top headline on BBC website: [url=http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/education/]Harvard site in Syria hack attack [/url] What, journalists have been attacking the Damascus campus? Sadly not...

Room elephant hires PR company 5 nickb 3 years

See where I am going here?...

Toilet paper costs slashed in Navy job cuts 1 witless 3 years

Andrex shares plummet...