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Brian Cox archive piece still relevant

Des and Stan - whatever happened to them? [url=http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2013/03/14/prof-brian-cox-wins-%e2%80%98face-you-would-most-like-to-slap%e2%80%99-award/]Form an orderly queue please...

1 Stan 15.03.13 9:20am
Squudge
I'm off for a couple of days.

Could somebody take notes for me?...

11 dvo4fun 15.03.13 12:43am
Not Amused
Papal hopeful sees campaign "go up in smoke." 1 Rizla 14.03.13 11:48pm
Truebiscuit
Come on then who had Ian Paisley in the sweepstake ?

More blatant pot-pourri soon...

5 MADJEZ 14.03.13 11:57am
Ironduke
I do find it funny that...

Some commentators and pundits are going to have to spend the next x years saying 'France is the first'. I can imagine any euro sceptic, religious person enjoying that. It didn't work as a ticker...

0 Not Amused 14.03.13 10:35am
Not Amused
An Apology

http://thisisalloneword.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/bluline.jpg?w=755, In passing conversation the other day I turned, My head away from you, stopped listening or, Talking and stared at the poster...

22 thisisall1word 14.03.13 4:01am
rickwestwell
Coffee splutteringly funny!

http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/timstanley/100206758/americans-eat-snow-claims-north-korea-propaganda-video-and-its-yummy/ Doubtless a fake, but good fun. I particularly like the line about the...

11 riesler 13.03.13 11:48pm
Squudge
Fine FP on what goes down in the Sistine, Ed

Am I the only one that sucks up to the Ed ?...

4 Sinnick 13.03.13 9:36pm
Perks
ho hum 2 Actual Size 13.03.13 6:29pm
Scroat
Tesco buys Giraffe restaurants

Makes a change from horse, I guess. They didn't really think this idea through very well, did they?...

0 bonjonelson 13.03.13 4:34pm
bonjonelson
Local news

I’ve recently take to twitter for the shop. One of the great joys I have discovered is following This is Dorset (@thisisdorsetnew)., Where else would you be fed headline such as:, [i]Felled ash...

17 beau-jolly 13.03.13 4:32pm
beau-jolly
Sewers Near Rebecca's Home Found To Contain Traces Of Whore Shit 2 Titus 13.03.13 1:20pm
Titus
Crufts FP

Fantastic FP Slante - ta for hat-tip though I only mentioned dog's arse!...

5 Dick Everyman 13.03.13 11:59am
Squudge
I have awful news. - 23

I received a message on FB this morning telling me that Quaz died suddenly yesterday. Quaz, Andrew Page, was only 43. I plan to send a card to his parents and two children, so if anyone would like...

73 The All New Jeni B 13.03.13 1:31am
thisisall1word
Suggestion concerning edited subs.

Fairly often there are helpful suggestions for improvement or correction of subs. Some of these suggestions are adopted by the originator but often before I have seen the original. This prevents me...

5 weematt 13.03.13 1:23am
rikkor
OK girls...which one of you is it?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PP9b_91PHi8&feature=player_embedded...

1 Gerontius 12.03.13 3:29pm
Dick Everyman
I hadn't realised Justin Beiber was such a scrapper...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ij89w9_x8d4 What a twat...

1 Scroat 12.03.13 11:54am
button
We'll post everything that happens in the chat room in case it changes. 0 Perks 12.03.13 9:56am
Perks
Nick Clegg...

Whenever referred to subsequently in news reports as "Mr. Clegg" it always sounds like "Mystic Leg." Once you have this, I'm afraid you might have it forever. Quaz would like this, bless him...

7 Scroat 11.03.13 9:44pm
FlashArry
The PM on the Huhne Affair

He really was struggling to keep his face straight this evening, while standing behind a random podium to 'say something about it'...

2 Squudge 11.03.13 8:24pm
sponge finger
frequenter interrogabat?

I just discovered the FAQs on the Lib Dem Conference website are written in Latin. Nonsense, written in Latin. http://www.libdems.org.uk/FAQs.aspx Is this what happens Lib Dems pretend to be...

6 grumblechops 11.03.13 7:04pm
beau-jolly
Truebiscuit - Canine TV

Something light-hearted for all: [url=http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-21724814]TV channel for dogs[/url] ???, [url=http://dogtv.com/]DogTV[/url] This begs so many questions:, - is...

20 Sinnick 11.03.13 5:58pm
Perks
Nice NiB, Gordon Chen, but ...

how do you explain this ? "Justin Bieber to take the role of brother to his forthcoming child Posted March 11, 2013 - 02:25 PM" The time on my little computer says 13:25...

0 Sinnick 11.03.13 2:28pm
Sinnick
Half thought out idea

Due to the hugely positive response to my recent comment about posting a partial idea and encouraging collaboration from others to flesh it out, here is a poorly thought out, unstructured start to a...

18 Vertically Challenged Giant 11.03.13 2:10pm
Vertically Challenged Giant
Neato results 4-10 march 2013.

Well thank you everyone for your entries they have all been brilliant, you are all winners. But unfortunately there has to be one overall winner. Judging has been very difficult particularly as there...

8 godly1966 11.03.13 11:01am
godly1966
Truebiscuit gold

kicking the arse out of satire, one Polish joke at a time, [url=http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/poland/9918580/Polish-doctors-remove-screwdriver-from-mans-forehead.html]DIY...

2 Squudge 10.03.13 3:24pm
Tripod
Where are the NiBs?

If I'm not mistaken, there doesn't seem to have been any added today, and on some other weekdays this week there was one rather than two...

4 Yikes 10.03.13 12:12pm
Not Amused
Health and Safety on the papal conclave?

So 150 geriatrics get sealed in the Sistine Chapel, windows covered, no bugging/listening devices, no means of communication with the outside world. I suppose its just about acceptable on Risk...

9 Ironduke 10.03.13 12:11am
AReader
NEATO 4th of March 2013.

Thanks Yikes for your revolutionary voting system of second past the post which gave me victory in last week’s Neato. So in my job as Head Gardner (no smutty jokes please) I regularly have to...

22 godly1966 09.03.13 11:34pm
Perks
Andrew Page

We would just like to add to the comments already posted concerning the tragic death of Andrew Page, aka Quaz. For many years he has been a consistently funny contributor to NewsBiscuit, and also a...

10 newsbiscuit editorial team 09.03.13 10:12pm
writinginbsl