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Phwoarrrr, you don't get many of them to the pound, says foreign exchange dealer 2 ronseal 3 years

A new British comedy, Carry on Exchange Dealing, looks set to disappoint a new generation of cinema goers with lame toilet humour and innuendo-based gags. Like all British films, the film will enjoy...

I despair... 13 The All New Jeni B 3 years

I just typed the words "Where is" on google while looking for info for an essay, and the first option that popped up, before I'd finished typing my question, was "Azerbaijan.", A sad indictment of...

Cheers Bonjonelson! 1 ronseal 3 years

ah, that's better...

Complaint about controversial "raped chambermaid" NIB. 1 The Paper Ostrich 3 years

Excellent, funny, biting satire. My complaint is that Dominique Strauss-Kahn's first name is missing its second "i"...

Chris Huhne's got a new song out.... 1 ronseal 3 years

Oh Vicky You're so fine, I'm a swine, you paid my fine Hey Vicky!...

Steweart Lee's Comedy Vehicle 4 shitsu_tonka 3 years

It's back, and I had no idea until about an hour ago. See the forty-first best stand-up in the world doing his thing...

That joy/despair story on the front page 3 and another one 3 years

I think I enjoyed it even more the [url=http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2010/09/25/miliband-triumphsfails/]first time[/url] :-) http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2010/09/25/miliband-triumphsfails/...

Took her by the hand and my heart was thumpin' 1 Scroat 3 years

She said "Hey man, you crazy or something?"...

Who wrote the story about Tesco launching a cut price super injunction service? 12 ronseal 3 years

I love it. Why not do it as a full story?...

Quiet in here, innit. 1 Al OPecia 3 years

Saw "Attack the Block", very funny...

That Eastenders NIB... 2 BillyBitzer 3 years

[i]Soup[/i] Opera? Shirley some mistake?...

Lovely Blue Flag NIB, bnm! 0 rickwestwell 3 years

Think I forgot to comment on this one at the time, so have some imaginary stars now. Could/should have been a good FP, imho...

Excuse needed 7 shitsu_tonka 3 years

Dear Auntie NewsBiscuit, What can I say to get out of tonight's work do other than the truth which is that I find my colleagues desperately dull and don't want to waste a Friday night making awkward...

Funny G. Michael FP. 1 rikkor 3 years

Miss the glory hole in the original, though...

A deb's plump midpoint (5, 10, 3) 5 Oxbridge 3 years
Writer of the Month for April 2011 – jp1885 24 editor 3 years

Belated congratulations to jp1885 who was the runaway winner of April’s Writer of the Month contest with eight front page stories. He becomes the second writer to win the hallowed NewsBiscuit mug...

Today's FP - request to editor / admin team 8 Vertically Challenged Giant 3 years

Firstly, thanks for using this, and thanks to whoever once again edited one of mine to make it read much better. Sorry to be a pain in the arse, but could you please give a co-credit to JonnyJP on...

Guardian Offers Peek Into Bin Laden's Diaries 1 Textbook 3 years

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2011/may/12/osama-bin-laden-diary-blasphemous...

A story that will warm your cockles - once they've been untangled 6 ronseal 3 years

http://www.yourlocalguardian.co.uk/news/local/wandsworthnews/9018250.Pensioner_traps_testicles_during_shower/...

Does anyone want to be Entertainments Editor of Esquire magazine 11 ronseal 3 years

They're looking for an entertainments editor at Esquire, the men's mag for 0.00000001 per cent of the population. You'll need a talent for nepotism, desperate social climbing, a finely tuned herd...

Question about editing… 4 Qoxiivi 3 years

Just a quick one. How long after being posted in the writers’ room are articles/tickers etc editable for? It just helps when you come up with a ticker, that you think can be expanded upon, to know...

I thought your junior drag queens called them "kilts." 4 rikkor 3 years

http://swns.com/schoolboy-wears-skirt-in-protest-against-discrimination-100958.html...

Realbiscuit - Working makes you smarter 3 acwanaut 3 years

Story in Dutch http://www.zita.be/nieuws/wetenschap/1323218_werken-maakt-je-slimmer.html - basically outlines a study by a Dutch university that says people that work tend to be smarter than those...

What happened with your referendum? 13 rikkor 3 years

Or, is it one of those things that has to be submitted to Brussels for consideration?...

Its next door now... 0 MADJEZ 3 years
Nation's bullies consider rich possibilities of 'Clarkson fucks your mum' insult 0 Kuifje 3 years
InjunctionSuper tweets 11 rikkor 3 years

http://gawker.com/#!5799977/anonymous-gossiping-twitter-user-wreaks-havoc-on-british-celebrities I know that it easy to have juicy gossip blocked in Pyongyang-on-the-Thames, so I thought you might...

Terrorism Re-enactment Concept 8 Textbook 3 years

I have an idea for an article but it's not quite coming together so I thought I'd open it to collaboration. You know this American Civil War historical societies where they re-enact famous battles...

Surely it should be: "Coffee, a stroke, can increase sex"? 8 The All New Jeni B 3 years

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-13294022...

The REAL, GENUINE, OFFICIAL Newsbiscuit piss up. 3 wallster 3 years

Will be at my house on Saturday 7th May from 6:30pm. None of you are invited. Just me. Just me and my big bottle of gin. Nobody else. So fuck off...