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Why Walmart Helps America Stay #1 3 rikkor 3 years

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052702304760604576428433276281402.html?mod=ITP_AHED Worth reading down to the "Sylvester" part...

Last one to post a reply wins. 0 SpankyMonkey 3 years

So that'll be me then...

Can't wait for... 12 Scroat 3 years

Rebekah Slagg to be doorstepped by the world's press Perhaps even jostled and upset In her favour though, she does have nice hair...

Double entendre tendencies. 20 The All New Jeni B 3 years

I started a summer job last week to keep me going during the Uni hols, and I work as a bakery shop assistant. It would seem that there is only so much mindless tedium the brain can take before it...

Someone has finally got a plan for ridding us of Keith Chegwin 0 brownpaperreporter 3 years

http://i851.photobucket.com/albums/ab78/brownpaperreporter/th_atlantis.jpg We should club together to bribe one of the other crew members to lob him out of the airlock...

3rd Proclaimer unearthed 3 MADJEZ 3 years

looking at todays FP is it me or is Nick from The Apprentice a secret Proclaimer., http://static.unrealitytv.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/nick_hewer_the_apprentice250.jpg...

I'm on Channel 4 news! 5 Qoxiivi 3 years

How odd is this? I've just seen myself on Channel 4 news buying a sandwich in Sainsbury's. Not even just walking past either; it's like a full five seconds of me taking up about a quarter of the...

woop! 5 Captain Emyr 3 years

I they put up my teachers striking story up!, Slightly disappointed that they edited it so much, but hey ho...

Is it what is written or who writes it? - 2 46 Ironduke 3 years

One point to make clear from the offI haven't written anything of FP length for months. I looked on the writers page yesterday and read something from a famous name that was pretty good, but not...

Ed: HM Ebay FP, "sstill" no access to spell check? 1 rikkor 3 years

Just arseking...

Is Rebekah Brooks actually Sideshow Bob? 5 3 years

I'm pretty sure he was implemented in a hacking scandal involving a small boy. Think they both worked for Fox...

Do 'mad' eyebrows make your headache? 4 Dick Everyman 3 years

This is something I need to share on the subject of mad eyebrows. Some people's brows really make my headache. For instance I feel completely exhausted after looking at Angela Ripon's eyebrows for...

Soldier killed in afghanistan named by the Ministry of Defence 1 bonjonelson 3 years

Headlines like this always bothered me - see them a lot on the BBC. I always assumed the individual would have been named by his or her parents, not by the Ministry of Defence. I know grammatically...

Just noticed the Rebekah's law thing. Brilliant! 1 ronseal 3 years

Well done, whoever did that. Is that a bit patronising?...

Mystic Meg hacking FP 5 Vertically Challenged Giant 3 years

Love it. Thought with the prominence of the NoW story something about it had to be FP but wasn't sure what it would be. This is great stuff...

In the name of science, I'm going to test out as many hangover cures as I can. 11 Psycadelic Squirrel 3 years

My personal favourite is lager. If that isn't available then Irn Bru and salt 'n' vinegar Hula Hoops usually does the trick. Does anybody else have any cures (ones that work that is!)?...

Is it just me... 2 writinginbsl 3 years

Is it just me or is the phrase 'is it just me' really annoying?...

I'm so glad that William and Kate are having a lovely holiday, aren't you? 6 ianslat 3 years

Can't wait to watch the 'news' tonight to catch up on what they've been up to. Hope there's not too much else of importance to take up the bulletin's time...

jellyfish NiB 3 3 years

How do Mr Editor, Please could you add a hat-tip to Al OPecia for adding some much-needed scientific credibility to my research? I forgot to declare my sources...

June Writer of the Month - Ludicity 20 editor 3 years

Congratulations to Ludicity who wins the June Writer of the Month award with a spectacular nine front page stories, including the superb 'Creationist school appears out of nowhere' and 'Panini...

"Stridulation"? I've been calling it something else for years. 1 Al OPecia 3 years

http://www.bbc.co.uk/nature/13958630...

Just when I was gonna' start making it up again... 0 LostLad 3 years

http://www.express.co.uk/posts/view/254528/254528 Been thinking about making a few subs again, then read this!!...

Let's hear it for penile stridulation! 2 riesler 3 years

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/wildlife/8612684/Water-boatman-is-the-worlds-loudest-animal.html...

Ant, great FP 1 rikkor 3 years

I think I have the really bad fibromyalgia and carpal tunnel syndrome. I will be out for at least six months...

Eat American steel, Cornwallis! 15 rikkor 3 years

Happy early Independence Day, everyone...

People who 'go the extra mile' 5 Zadok the second 3 years

Who are these idiots? Look, just stop where you want to stop. Otherwise, you're a mile away and are just going to have to turn around and come back again. Tchoh!...

Woo Hoo!! 3 out of 4! 17 Mr Payne 3 years

So I got the ticker first, followed by an entry in the Top Ten (8th, if you're keeping score). And today I spiked my flag in my first NiB (although to be honest it was heavily edited and most of the...

Q. What do you get if you cross a lawnmower with a war criminal? 4 deskpilot3 3 years

A. Atco Miladic. Boom boom!...

Holy crap, we are all screwed 10 OllieP 3 years

Here is an incredible clip of Ed Miliband from the BBC website. I think Labour's leader might be a complete moron. But when you have a medley of soundbites that good, anyone would be tempted to use...

Would you pay to be taught how to be funny? 20 shitsu_tonka 3 years

A friend passed this on to me - [url=http://arvonfoundation.org/pc608.html]week long comedy course[/url] - they were being sweet, but writing the funny as I sometimes do and standing on stage saying...