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Nice FP Ludo 1 wallster 3 years

Though I can't help thinking that you missed a trick with the 'Nicked-Ya' card...

Thank you BBC caption dept. ... who knew!? 3 QorbeQ 3 years

http://biscuit.darke.org.uk/bbc_news.png...

oops - 2 34 SingingHinny 3 years
The cash-strapped pensioner/Starbuck's NIB is beyond funny. 0 rikkor 3 years

One of the better things written here...

NHS = the future of Obamacare 0 rikkor 3 years

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2000824/NHS-indignity-Peter-Thompsons-body-ignored-hours-corridor-Edale-House-unit.html Thanks for the warning...

One technical issue. When to put the asbestos in? 1 rikkor 3 years

http://www.myfoxny.com/dpp/news/china-genetically-modifying-cows-to-produce-human-breast-milk-20110608-ncx...

Japanese affected by "Paris Syndrome". 3 seymour totti 3 years

We should give up now. Sometimes the truth is so much funnier than anything our fevered brains could dream up. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/6197921.stm...

cheers mr Editor 0 3 years

Thanks for cutting the deadwood out of my phishing scam thing. It sank so quickly at the time even I had forgotten that I wrote the original! Just one thing, though: I think 'scam' needs to be...

Got an idea: parody of 'I, Cloudius' 5 3 years

I had a look on Wikipedia to find the gist of the plot for I Claudius, and it's a surprisingly good fit with the Apple Empire. Autocratic, vast and devious, with many tales of wonton excess. I'm...

Chortles aplenty 2 riesler 3 years

excellent FB, and so trim!...

Congrats on the Norfolk Hospital Twitter Side NIB 1 pinxit 3 years

Made me laff. A lot. Could run and run (unlike the trolleys). *****...

Someone stealing their ideas from Newsbiscuit 3 Nick McCarr 3 years

From here:, [url=http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2011/05/30/nato-to-bomb-fifa/]That funny story about bombing FIFA[/url], to here:,...

Fewer English Cuckoos? I don't think so. 2 Al OPecia 3 years

Can anyone think of examples of recent English Cuckoos? I know that I can...

My 83 year old mum had a phone call tonight 7 Al OPecia 3 years

from someone called "Robert" who opened with the gambit "Hello, we notice that you are having problems with your computer, and we can help" Mum - "I don't think so Ducks, 'cos I haven't got one"...

Loved the Richard Branson FP 2 Scroat 3 years

Reminds me that there's a café on the top of Mount Ben Tal in Israel called Coffee Anan. God the rubbish you pick up proofreading travel books...

How did the logo designer sneak that in??? 8 riesler 3 years

http://www.decanter.com/imageBank/cache/p/powerlist.png_e_2685a6b174efacd3f4dd0fc3aa2a4f43.png No kidding; here it is in its natural habitat.,...

The Periodic Table of Urban Biscuit Myths 5 Ludicity 3 years

Just stumbled across this - worth a brief dunk > http://www.crispian.net/Myths/biscuits.html...

Something Fishy 4 wallster 3 years

Why is it taking so long to announce the Mug of the Month for May? Could it be those in charge are deliberating over the cost of shipping the crockery down to the antipodes? Or has the Ed taken a...

Babar Ahmad apologises to police for ‘running into their fists’ 0 Lemonrinse 3 years
Oi! 2 evilsuperstar 3 years

I don't get many Newsbiscuit front pages so would you mind awfully crediting me with 'Austerity-conscious Queen downgrades 2012 Jubilee to ‘Diamonique’ seeing as how I wrote it. It's been given...

absurd ways for councils to raise revenue 5 fun and games 3 years

I am composing a Victor Meldrew type rant to my local paper about the tacky absurdity of hanging advertising banners from lamp posts to raise revenue for the council (their genuine proposed policy)....

Thank you to whom ever edited the "monkey alarm" NiB. 0 SingingHinny 3 years

You made it so much funnier, so I thank you...

Truebiscuit 3 andhrimnir 3 years

[url=http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/programmes/from_our_own_correspondent/9502367.stm]Who managed to sneak "professional oboist" into this?[/url]...

and the winner of most oddly inappropriate comment is... 1 thisisall1word 3 years

#2, http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/in-pictures-13613836...

The impersonators are dying off, why can't she? - 2 32 The All New Jeni B 3 years

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-13574208...

I just can't wait until the whole of the NHS is privatised. 4 Al OPecia 3 years

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-13617196...

Death by salad vegetable. 5 The All New Jeni B 3 years

I'm beginning to wonder if Harold Camping was right, but wrong. Perhaps the end of the world will not be caused by earthquakes and other natural disaster, but by the evil non-believers being killed...

Olympic scandal worsens as mystery benefactor revealed as Sepp from Switzerland 0 ronseal 3 years
Ludo, I want to pop you on a stick and lick you like a lolly 1 Mary Evans 3 years

Super dooper FP. That is all...

Today's archive is rather special. 1 SingingHinny 3 years

That is all...