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Francis Maude: A cock or what? Apologies to non-UK chaps

His suggestion today that, in the light of possible strikes by fuel tanker drivers, motorists might consider keeping the odd gallon of unleaded in a jerry can at home. Seems to me that either i)...

8 dvo4fun 30.03.12 6:17pm
godly1966
Following right on from worst lyrics

[url=http://blog.tastebuds.fm/worst-album-covers-of-all-time/]What were they thinking?[/url], Which one do you have in your collection?...

7 beau-jolly 30.03.12 4:25pm
cinquecento
Horse conveniences straight at your door!

It empty? You [url=http://desmond.imageshack.us/Himg683/scaled.php?server=683&filename=giantmicrobes1.jpg&res=medium]hate it[/url]? Throw it a dogging way. Don’t tanker fret it all night in...

18 youbuyitnow 30.03.12 4:10pm
How posh do you have to be to decant your petrol before using it ?

[url=http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-york-north-yorkshire-17560534]Woman suffers burns decanting petrol in kitchen.[/url]...

3 MADJEZ 30.03.12 2:39pm
cinquecento
Cette page est laissée intentionnellement vide 8 bonjonelson 30.03.12 2:04pm
Mandy Lifeboat
‘dull and derivative’

Thought I’d post this in here as if I post it on the article where comment/tag resides then it’ll keep getting tediously bumped in and around new material and that’s good for anyone. Anyway,...

8 Qoxiivi 30.03.12 12:49pm
Sinnick
To flounce or not to flounce - a Shakespearean view

To flounce, or not to flounce, that is the question:, Whether 'tis easier in the mind to suffer, The comments and suggestions of outrageous contributors,, Or to take offence against a mass of...

3 seymour totti 30.03.12 10:07am
Sinnick
This IS a flounce

harrrummmph...

0 writinginbsl 30.03.12 8:34am
writinginbsl
This isn't a flounce either.

That's all. As you were...

0 wallster 30.03.12 7:48am
wallster
Anyone been up the garage having a panic buy?

Was it fun? Personally I have neither license nor car and cycle everywhere like a smug ponce, but on Facebook am reading stories of queues at the pumps that are quite intense. There has been shoving...

7 shitsu_tonka 30.03.12 7:04am
beau-jolly
Happy Birthday Guv'nor

We'll all be round the Newsbiscuit offices later to give you the bumps...

10 wallster 29.03.12 4:47pm
writinginbsl
Admin query regarding unsubscribe

I want to cancel the daily news email that I get from newsbiscuit. Could anyone advise how I can do this? (I've changed email address and I want to stop you sending it to the old email.)...

3 Nails UK 29.03.12 2:08pm
Nails UK
'Patsy lover' David Cameron defends VAT on zero-rated Nick Cleggs

The PM spoke highly of patsies yesterday, saying how much he enjoyed them, especially those containing scapegoat...

0 3zincold 29.03.12 9:45am
3zincold
please ignore, wrong forum.

deleted wrong forum...

1 kondorish 29.03.12 12:24am
kondorish
Memory mattress called as key witness in MP's main residency expenses scandal

In a landmark case which is already been labelled 'Silentnight Witness', a super-king size memory mattress is today expected to give evidence against a Tory MP accused of spending less than 10 nights...

1 Underconstruction 28.03.12 10:34pm
FlashArry
Wonderful 'Old Lady' archive story

One of my favourites. This one by the same author is well worth a read too: http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2007/09/29/drunk-admits-you-know-more-about-this-than-i-do-214/...

1 Vertically Challenged Giant 28.03.12 5:42pm
dvo4fun
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Blatant 'wrong room' idiocy...

0 Qoxiivi 28.03.12 12:10pm
Qoxiivi
How hard can it be to make beer?

By a stange quirk of fate, I accidently live in and share the liability for the lease on, a Free House on the Dorset border., We have 4 garages out the back, one is full of logs, one is full of oil...

26 beau-jolly 27.03.12 9:21pm
Fancier logo/website needed

Just a suggestion to give this website a more professional look. It looks dated now, though it is certainly functional. Perhaps a simple new logo is enough for now, and a website redesign can come...

17 Dumbnews 27.03.12 7:56pm
The All New Jeni B
Let that be warning, don't post under the influence.

Not that I condone the idiot but it does seem a bit inconsistent that if you make some dumb-arse racist comments on Twitter while under the influence they'll try you within a fortnight and send you...

0 MADJEZ 27.03.12 3:50pm
MADJEZ
anyone hear Peter Serafinowicz on 6music?

Caught a bit of his show in the car. It started with 'pirate wogan': Terry performing on an urban pirate radio show. Definitely worth digging out on iPlayer: very funny and a great impression!...

3 27.03.12 8:53am
Happiness is...

Moving all your birthday beer in to the office so the kids don't drink it, and finding your Swiss Army knife (with bottle opener) in your pocket. And an empty glass in your hand. 1 Speckled Hen, 1...

17 Scroat 26.03.12 8:02pm
The All New Jeni B
Worst Song Lyrics - 2

I was unfortunate enough to be in a garage the other day where Radio 2 was on, and apart from the misery of hearing Jeremy Vine, I then heard Billy Joel's "Leningrad" and I am now stuck with the...

50 Quaz 26.03.12 6:10pm
The All New Jeni B
The Queen is a surprise contestant on Britain's Got Talent ...

The Queen is a surprise contestant on Britain's Got Talent, doing a fart version of the National Anthem. Prince Philip was heard to say "The old girl's caused a right stink with the judges" but Lord...

7 PiRacy 26.03.12 12:22pm
Hoops McCann
Now even easier - book your PM dinner online

http://www.cash4access.com...

0 bonjonelson 26.03.12 11:34am
bonjonelson
"No evidence that Eric Pickles had donors for dinner" more later........ 1 Bismarck 26.03.12 11:06am
Bismarck
Oh dear daily mail

Spot the freudian slip in the caption under the first picture [url=http://www.mailonsunday.co.uk/news/article-2119948/Osbornes-letter-rant-Clegg-granny-tax-backlash.html]in this article[/url] . I'm...

1 Perks 25.03.12 4:26pm
Perks
Dear Biscuits, one and all, - 2

I'm off to Belgium for Uni in about, ooooh, 5hrs and sleep is elusive., I probably won't have much of a chance to pop in this week, so do try to behave., I expect to see this place just as tidy as...

37 The All New Jeni B 24.03.12 11:31pm
Ironduke
A bit of culture

Went to the cinema last night to see a live satellite broadcast of the Royal Ballet's Romeo and Juliet at the Royal Opera House. It was fantastic. The music, Kenneth MacMillan's interpretation, the...

18 Scroat 24.03.12 5:36pm
Truebiscuit - Borat spoof anthem played at games

Love it !, [url=http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-17494812]Wrong anthem played for Kazakhastan athlete[/url] Lets hope they don't speak English as these are the lyrics. Kazakhstan greatest...

1 MADJEZ 24.03.12 10:02am
Al OPecia