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Abuse of power?

The Bishop of Chelmsford fixed the Queen's broken Bentley with a blessing, according to this story: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-norfolk-21009301 Is this not a clear abuse of holy powers? I...

1 bonjonelson 14.01.13 3:28pm
Idiot
fashion for men

[url=http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2259699/Is-prize-stupidest-outfit-week-From-plank-hats-furry-pants-Mens-Fashion-Week-seen-real-clangers.html]hahahahahahahhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahaha...

16 writinginbsl 13.01.13 5:54pm
DustyBinLaden
aldi, yes-sainsburys-NO!

To be doing it in Sainsbury, of all places, is a very serious offence...

6 writinginbsl 13.01.13 2:32pm
The All New Jeni B
Is this one of ours?

http://sphotos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/248726_10151309534113965_385697459_n.jpg I can't help thinking that an underaged Jewish girl got away with a similar porkie about 2013 years ago and...

8 beau-jolly 13.01.13 2:30pm
The All New Jeni B
Lovely FP today

now I'm hungry...

0 Squudge 13.01.13 9:13am
Squudge
Good Excuse?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-20990965 Erm, have I got it rongue, we're in the EEC, you don't need a passport, just proof of identity, to travel to another EEC country. A modern driving licence...

8 Iscariot 12.01.13 4:10pm
Ironduke
double post

one sherry-thats all ONE!...

0 writinginbsl 11.01.13 10:02pm
writinginbsl
great Yodel FP

I haven't read it but I don't like parcels. Does it end with a back door delivery?...

4 Dawsons creek 11.01.13 11:23am
Loundshay
This just in: Chat room difficult to read. Or eyesight failing.

I blame old age...

1 AReader 11.01.13 9:59am
Ironduke
They are asking us to literally "go the extra mile"

Rebecca has a rival. http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/simgad/7197091827425453867...

3 charlies_hat 10.01.13 8:27pm
dvo4fun
Fine FP on Moral High Ground, nickb

You just quietly get on with some excellent work , ignoring the nonsense around here. Well done...

3 Sinnick 10.01.13 7:21pm
nickb
Seriously?

[url=http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/financialcrisis/9784898/US-seriously-considering-1-trillion-coin-to-pay-off-debt.html]spare any change guv?[/url] Truebiscuit satire bomb...

3 Squudge 10.01.13 5:44pm
Squudge
Cabin Pressure

First episode of the new series aired on R4 yesterday, and pretty good it was too: http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b01l02j9/Cabin_Pressure_Series_4_Timbuktu/...

0 Idiot 10.01.13 4:02pm
Idiot
Is Ripper Street a parody?

What a big pile of plop. Looks great, but the acting is shit, the accents are bloody stupid and the music is completely inappropriate and distracting. Didn't the BBC used to make good programmes?...

7 10.01.13 1:43pm
charlies_hat
Anyone else doing the Dryathalon?

No, me neither. Willpower fell victim to a hot chap with a cold Prosecco on Jan 2nd. In oh so many ways. Anyone else got a resolution still in tact?...

16 Mary Evans 10.01.13 12:47pm
andhrimnir
"Dog shit" found on Mars

Tests carried out by the Mars Exploration Rover have discovered a substance thought to be dog shit, on the surface of Mars. The discovery has taken everybody at NASA by surprise and could prove to...

4 benrussell 09.01.13 8:40pm
Saw a Vodafone ad "A Smartphone for every Romanian"

Is that a decent exchange rate?...

0 brownpaperreporter 09.01.13 8:38pm
brownpaperreporter
Train bid truebiscuit

This on the BBC website: [url=http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-20959906]wooden run on time[/url] I'm pretty sure I beat them to it:...

2 09.01.13 7:55pm
dvo4fun
Dog shit found on Mars

Tests carried out by the Mars Exploration Rover have discovered a substance thought to be dog shit, on the surface of Mars. The discovery has taken everybody at NASA by surprise and could prove to...

0 benrussell 09.01.13 3:46pm
benrussell
December Writer of the Month - Uncle Bertie

No prizes for guessing that the runaway winner of the December Writer of the Month award was Uncle Bertie for his massively popular story 'Mike Tyson sex change operation 'a complete success', say...

10 editor 09.01.13 1:51pm
Vertically Challenged Giant
Nice, original New Year's FP. 1 rikkor 09.01.13 1:50pm
Mary Evans
Ooh, I never knew how to change the name of a URL before

[url=http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B008L4KPLQ/ref=as_li_tf_tl?ie=UTF8&camp=1789&creative=9325&creativeASIN=B008L4KPLQ&linkCode=as2&tag=tmz_elimnight_homepage-20]What the cool...

1 rikkor 09.01.13 10:28am
sigmund
Dear powers that be

Thanks for using my FB rant for the FP. Any chance it could be credited to my author link when you get a mo? (Although it is nice to be treated like a guest sometimes) Ta!...

2 DrTurmoil 09.01.13 10:09am
DrTurmoil
"Elimination Night"

I love the name of this book. It's on an advertising bar on TMZ....

0 rikkor 08.01.13 7:53pm
rikkor
Neat-O and Neat-Oh-No! : The Christmas Results.

I know you all thought that Perks and myself had forgotten in a drink-fuelled haze, but we hadn't and the moment you've all been waiting for is finally here, The elongated version of Neat-O, and our...

12 The All New Jeni B 08.01.13 4:31pm
Gerontius
One in 6 stars host an earth sized planet .. Pavarotti must have been one..

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-20942440 I am sure there is a sub there somewhere. Would Eric pickles count as a star ? I don't have the time or, more importantly, the ability to do...

0 Not Amused 08.01.13 11:42am
Not Amused
deleted 0 Not Amused 08.01.13 7:26am
Not Amused
If ever you needed proof prejudices are learned behaviour...

My three year old said of her sister 'Daddy, my sister's not white, she's just my sister' A 3 year old just seeing the person...

16 Perks 08.01.13 12:53am
rikkor
Up the creek

[url=http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/gloucestershire/8660449.stm]beauty spot[/url] 'ripped down by angry residents' my foot I'd have been in there like a ferret with a screwdriver in no time -...

17 Squudge 07.01.13 6:53pm
Squudge
Who decides the 'shorthand' reference used to identify people on radio/tv news?

Such as "Former Pub Landlord" (Hand transplant chap) "Murdered black teenager" (Stephen Lawrence) "Parents of the murdered schoolgirl Milly Dowler" ( yep) "National Institute for Health and...

19 dvo4fun 07.01.13 3:33pm
rikkor