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Superb FP Darkie...brought me sunshine, made me smile. 3 Al OPecia 3 years
I'm helping those nice market researchers at Ipsos Mori... 8 Scroat 3 years

by logging what I do every half hour for a week, whether I feel in a good mood or a bad mood, and alert or relaxed. Most of the time it's being on my own, working, doing housework, on the...

McCartney's wedding brings average number of legs in family closer to two 2 apepper 3 years

Former Beatle, Paul McCartney has increased the average number of legs in his wives from 1.5 to 1.7 by marrying Nancy Shevell. Rumours of a same sex marriage with "Jake the Peg" have been dismissed...

Flowers left outside Apple stores?.... really ? 5 charlies_hat 3 years

http://www.eveningnews24.co.uk/news/flowers_left_outside_norwich_apple_store_in_memory_of_steve_jobs_1_1081727 My guess is, when Bill Gates goes, the headline will be that someone has left a turd...

Weathering fix fux Fox 1 nickb 3 years

Not really a headline, but three days ago it would have been meaningless...

Watch this and think about J.S Bach 4 Scroat 3 years

You can almost hear the music of the spheres. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yVkdfJ9PkRQ...

September Writer of the Month 28 editor 3 years

Congratulations to Bonjonelson whose story 'Homeopathic leak threatens catastrophe' was the run-away winner for September, infecting huge swathes of the internet and spreading undiluted comedy around...

So. Anybody know what was the first ever newsbiscuit fp was? 13 Screenie 3 years

And who from then is still posting now?...

Has He risen yet? 0 rikkor 3 years
Interesting Road Names - 23 68 SpankyMonkey 3 years

We were looking through some forms that came in the office yesterday and someone gave their work address as being in a place called 'Salubrious Passage'. I shit you not. And it wasn't a sex worker,...

I don't really do tickers, not good ones anyway 7 Vertically Challenged Giant 3 years

So I was as surprised as anybody to discover that I'd actually written Al O'Pecia's excellent 'Steve Jobs riP' sub. Any chance it could be credited to Al please?...

RIP Bert Jansch 8 3 years
Study Shows Only Losers Sit Through News Site Tickers 1 Textbook 3 years
Charlie Gilmour "Just Another Dick In The Mall", Court Hears 1 Mathna 3 years
Ridiculous photo captions 2 bonjonelson 3 years

Always fun to spot, and CNN always has plenty. I like this one from today: http://edition.cnn.com/2011/10/06/tech/china-steve-jobs/index.html?hpt=hp_t1...

Was R Kelly a sloth ? 0 Sinnick 3 years

Nice NiB, VCG http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ba7rRfKIHxU&feature=related And while I'm offering daft animal videos:, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FWUjJF1ai0&NR=1 and,...

Apples. Lovely. 1 Runestone Cowboy 3 years
First time novel from NewsBiscuit writer 13 editor 3 years

Congratulations to Toasts_Not_Ghosts aka James Mylet whose first novel is published today. Toasts has been a contributor to NewsBiscuit for many years and he credits this site with kick-starting his...

Previously on Newsbiscuit...(and now on The Onion) 7 nealdoran 3 years

Afternoon all. Now I know it's easy to come up with the same comic idea as someone else -- often with a frighteningly similar take -- with no knowledge of the comparable work. I've done it myself...

Trawling through the archives I stumbled across this... 2 Vertically Challenged Giant 3 years

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2010/03/27/grand-prix-halted-police-pull-over-lewis-hamilton-for-having-a-flash-car-069/ And would just like to say that it's absolutely bloody brilliant...

Heseltine’s looking well... 2 John Ffitch-Rucker 3 years

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/picturegalleries/worldnews/8808630/The-Duchess-of-Alba-85-one-of-Spains-richest-women-marries-a-man-24-years-younger.html not sure about Maggie, though...

Are you sick of Internet bulies kicking sand in your face? You need a Bullworker 3 ronseal 3 years

Does anyone remember those Bullworker adverts? Or indeed the bullworker itself? Wouldn't it be great if you could have a keyboard you could squeeze at both ends, so you could surf the internet,...

Is there occasionally a banner at the top of this site advertising 'Fish dating' 18 Screenie 3 years

I swear I saw one out of the corner of my eye just as I clicked off the page, can't make it come up now though...

In case you missed it - Daily Mail runs with Knox appeal rejected story 4 thisisall1word 3 years

http://www.journalism.co.uk/news/daily-mail-criticised-over-amanda-knox-guilty-story-/s2/a546216/ hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...

A return to traditional values... 4 riesler 3 years

with a nice, silly FP. Bravo!...

Multi tasking extremes 3 vertical 3 years

apparently some twat driving on M27 was nicked for using his laptop and writing answers to popmaster while drinking coffee and indicating. I get confused if asked a question while cutting up a...

Today's FP 3 fun and games 3 years

A different story, but reminiscent of http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2008/11/30/woman-eats-banana-in-public-place-without-feeling-self-conscious-416/...

Moral Maze: Is it ever okay to black up? 13 shitsu_tonka 3 years

Am going to a Batman party and rather than join the ranks of many Batmans, Jokers and Harley Quinns thought I'd be different and go as Lucius Fox as played in the last two films by Morgan Freeman....

Eds. Ticker has the i before the e. 2 exigo 3 years

But 'conceived' doesn't...

Never a cross word - 2 57 beau-jolly 3 years

Anticipating a slow day on Monday I decided to have a crack at the Telegraph criptic but finished it in 2 hours - most unlike me!, It got me thinking: You clever folk can, I'm sure bang one off...