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US troops accused of killing Mohammed lookalike 0 4ty2 3 years

Body seized to return to his Saudi Royal Parents...

Osama has Ex-Factor. New series of So You Think You Can Jihad to follow. 0 pushmoocat 3 years
God Bless Prince William and Kate! 26 rikkor 3 years

None of you stuck-up baftard cnuts will say it, so let an American do it...

has it worked - aha!!! 2 Al OPecia 3 years

..thank you Nice Admin Man...

Downton Abbey. 0 saltire 3 years

The good news is that there is to be a second series,due to be shown in winter 2012., I've sent off a few ideas for the script.My main idea is for The Earl Grantham,played by Hugh Bonneville,to give...

Bye all, going through a Dr Who moment here, back presently. 2 FormerlyAlOPecia 3 years
Don't you hate journalistic shorthand? 13 Scroat 3 years

China's population is ageing rapidly, apparently. So they're getting older quicker than us? I know I'm being a boring old pedant, but I find this really annoying...

Alternative Wills & Kate interview 0 MADJEZ 3 years

Love it ! [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HiXQHBeC2dI&sns=fb[/url]...

Stewart Lee's Royal Wedding Analysis 19 Textbook 3 years

I thought this brilliant piece of writing by celebrated comedian Stewart Lee would tickle the NB gang's fancy. Originally found in the Guardian. "The selection of Kate Middleton, a lowly commoner...

NewsBiscuit taking ads from the 'No to AV' camp: What am I missing here? 22 Oxbridge 3 years

Yes, I know the site costs money to run and I haven't offered any of my own. Yes, I know people are free to make a choice. Yes, I know some Labour politicans to their eternal shame are in that camp...

PMQs (Prime Minister's Quotations) 20 ianslat 3 years

I quite like the fact that Cameron has started quoting adverts in PMQs. I'd like to see him throw at least one in every week. If he could get 'Ah, Bisto', 'Finger-licken' good' or 'Wassup!!!' into...

Cock : what a rookie mistake ! 1 MADJEZ 3 years
AV: Utter bobbins or not? 13 shitsu_tonka 3 years

Tories is bastards, but now LibDems is gits. So which way to vote? Anyone made their minds up?...

Manchester Man gives a shit about the royal wedding 0 areileen 3 years

Sadly early reports that journalists had managed to track down a Mancunian who gave a toss about the forthcoming noble nuptials have proved somewhat optimistic. Not even the invitation of former Old...

Rick - you're on form. Story here possibly 0 Scroat 3 years

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1381041/Hubert-Hub-Schlafly-inventor-autocue-dies-aged-91.html lost for words or summat...

Saw a hilarious interview with the "special people" outside Westminster Abbey.. 1 FormerlyAlOPecia 3 years

..this morning. The BBC interviewer asked a lady propped up against the railings, who had been there since the weekend with her King Charles Spaniel, "and what is the name of this dog?", to which...

Bonzer Ming FP, Westy. 4 rikkor 3 years
Football Match believed to have been played 0 TheDeedle 3 years

It is understood that a football match may have been played at a venue somewhere that may or may not have been in Europe, however a "super-injunction" is believed to have been filed preventing the...

You're wrong, and you're a grotesquely ugly freak! 13 bonjonelson 3 years

As today is the anniversary of 1994, what better time than to post a few news headlines from The Day Today. Bouncing Elephantiasis Woman destroys Central Portsmouth., Bryan Ferry Bathmat Dangerous...

So terribly modern 4 rikkor 3 years

My new computer can log me on to NB with my fingerprint. Should help stop "drunk dialing" posts...

Boring, lazy FP. 1 rikkor 3 years

Oh, sorry. I meant great job, NB...

I read up on AV voting. 4 rikkor 3 years

I saw it mentioned a couple of times here and didn't know what it is. Now I do, and I'm sorry...

Dear Diary, 0 theumpire 3 years

Sorry I haven’t made an entry for a while, but Mrs Umpire and I have been away for a few days to the Isle of Wight. I must record in these pages how modern technology completely confounded me in a...

Yes, he was a bit careless, but still a bit of a harsh headline 2 FormerlyAlOPecia 3 years

http://www.wilsonvillespokesman.com/news/2011/March/27/Top.stories/cigarette.causes.wankers.store.blaze/news.aspx...

Royal Wedding FP damn you Newsbiscuit. 0 MADJEZ 3 years

OK great FP, I have just sent my 'Kate Middletons father to pay half' sub off to the scrapyard. I was doing in readyness for Friday., Mine had her father forgetting he'd drunkenly agreed to pay half...

Happy St George's Day. 2 wallster 3 years

Nice to see all the English theme pubs in Dublin decorated with their George Cross Flags and real ale on tap...

Happy Easter to all my reader 2 beau-jolly 3 years

Think I might lock up and go home soon., A group of pasty looking people in anaraks just marched past with a solitary drum and a bloody great cross. Don't tell me the God-botherers are trying to...

Des! 0 rikkor 3 years

I got this message on Facebook today. Help a Friend, Des Custard, Suggest friends for him. I suggested Kim Jong-Il, Rupert Murdoch, Charles Manson and Baroness Thatcher for you. I think you'll...

Trubiscuit - We can't compete with this. 2 MADJEZ 3 years

[url=http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/UK-News/Disabled-Grandmother-Fights-Off-Attack-By-Three-Teenage-Muggers-By-Headbutting-One-Of-Them/Article/201104315976826?lpos=UK_News_Third_Home_Page_Article_Te...

Need help on a potential story 9 Vertically Challenged Giant 3 years

Hello peoples. I've just seen that Muslims Against Crusades are seeking permission to protest near Westminster Abbey on the royal wedding day. The English Defence League have warned that if they are...