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The Radio 1 DJ Graveyard .... Smooth FM 21 brownpaperreporter 3 years

Struggling down the M6 looking for local traffic reports, I happened upon Smooth FM when I hear Kid Jensen. Oh dear god, but worse, the breakfast show is hosted by Simon Bates, still offering up Our...

Lobster Week 6 rikkor 3 years

Tonight it's lobster Newburg, but without any parmesan cheese. Cheese is not great with seafood. Lots of sherry, asparagus as a side. In keeping with my rough, colonial upbringing, I will leave...

father christmas ticker... 3 3 years

Just seen the Father Christmas/absent father ticker. But every year, he drinks the sherry we put out for him, and then drives his sleigh. I know what that makes him...

Tracey Emin to design 2012 Olympic posters 2 riesler 3 years

"I'm thinking maybe something tasteful like a wino pissing on the Olympic flame."...

What's all this about 'Project Vulva'...? 20 Scroat 3 years

Story there anyone? Maybe a bit late...

The SugarTits thing is over. 15 rikkor 3 years

Just let it go. An attempt to be funny, but it lacked staying power...

Spinal Tap or Bad News? 6 Golgo13 3 years

I saw something online where people said they actually prefered the Comic Strip PresentsBad News over This Is Spinal Tap. I couldn't believe anyone could favour the pale Channel 4 imitation of the...

Negotiations with the Taliban are 'going well'. How can they tell? 19 ronseal 3 years

They said on the news that the CIA is talking to the Taliban and that 'negotiations are going well' This intrigues me. They're not notably emotive people are they? If you were negotiating with...

Today's Archive FP 4 OllieP 3 years

Really enjoyed the archive story about the over-competitive Dad who badly broke his son's leg during a violent game of football in the back garden, with the stand-out line being: "We tried a bit of...

reservoir drained after man wees in it 12 3 years

[url=http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/8582593/Eight-million-gallons-of-water-drained-from-reservoir-after-man-urinates-in-it.html]taking the water[/url] Presumably, the...

Conan O'Brien's 2011 Dartmouth College Commencement Address 3 OllieP 3 years

Just brilliant. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmDYXaaT9sA...

Shit Ads 3 BillyBitzer 3 years

"You are the 1.000.000 user This is no joke" Really? I mean, really...

Just read this in an email from a colleague and laughed... 1 Qoxiivi 3 years

"and then couldn’t get my phone to work on the Isle of Wight this weekend."...

Just killed some lobsters. 8 rikkor 3 years

If you're worried about dropping them live into boiling water (I'm not), plunge a big knife into the shell right behind their eyes. Works like a charm. We're having Porterhouse steaks on the grill...

What is Soylent Green made of again? I keep forgetting. 0 rikkor 3 years
For Jeni: Scotland in the news 3 rikkor 3 years

http://gawker.com/5813328/bbc-scotland-is-having-a-bad-day For whatever reason, I can't send links through Facebook anymore...

A lawyer with a sense of humour?- article from Daily Telegraph 8 Ironduke 3 years

Copied and pasted from teh Telegraph online today: Husband cleared of harassing wife's lover on Twitter, A husband who humiliated a millionaire City broker who had an affair with his wife by...

Coming to a Mediterranean nation near you - the Middle Ages.. 4 Al OPecia 3 years

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-13819764...

Ed: DFS NIB should not have the word as "discoutn". 4 rikkor 3 years

I can hook you up with some free spell check software...

Good to see Canadians keeping things in perspective. 3 seymour totti 3 years

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-13788491 What would they have been like if they had actually won?...

I've just seen the strangest, and most disturbing, advert.... 8 The All New Jeni B 3 years

apparently, the 'Happy Egg Company' believes that happy hens produce happy eggs. How can an egg be happy?, It's laid, and then eaten. What's there to be happy about?...

Advertising Feature 0 bonjonelson 3 years

http://chefsnews.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/senna-poster.jpg No Fear. No Limits. No Equal. No Brakes...

Dogs and monkey space mission archive today is a cracker 4 rickwestwell 3 years

One of the best. Whatever happened to that Genghis Cohen bloke, anyway?...

A. Wiener - just too easy? 3 Ironduke 3 years

I confess to an initial surge of excitement on reading that A. wiener had resigned following the scandal of sending crotch shots to porn stars. I headed straight to Biscuit, ideas churning. However,...

Just read a biography of Katherine Parr. 14 rikkor 3 years

It should have been divorced, beheaded, died, divorced, beheaded, died of boredom...

Wow! You are justifiably proud of the NHS. 7 rikkor 3 years

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/health/healthnews/8577151/Nurses-warned-over-cleavage-at-work.html No matter how bad the US is, no one has to deal with a dirty-looking nurse. We have unions here, but...

Dear Ed - any chance of a "zero stars" button? 9 Al OPecia 3 years

I think that we really need one...

Daily Telegraph....satirical goldmine? 0 Ironduke 3 years

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/health/healthnews/8577352/Asterix-comics-contain-700-traumatic-brain-injuries-say-academics.html enjoy!...

Greek strikers hurl yoghurt and stones at Athens police - BBC 2 rikkor 3 years

Well, of course, I would prefer the yogurt. Especially if it's the fruit on the bottom kind...

Note to editors about NHS FP sub 6 Qoxiivi 3 years

4th paragraph, 2nd line - think this should be 'least' and not 'lease'. Just fyi and meant in good nature btw...