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Puhleeze! No more BS about how great the NHS is. 16 rikkor 3 years

http://www.guardian.co.uk/society/2011/may/19/nhs-hospital-waiting-times-longer 18 weeks? OMG! No one in the US waits more than 18 minutes to have the slightest boo-boo fixed. And don't start...

Interview with writer of today's FP 1 Stan Laurel 3 years

Oh goodie - Lead Balloon is back![url=http://www.comedy.co.uk/guide/tv/lead_balloon/interview/pete_sinclair/]Interview with Pete Sinclair here[/url]...

Has Dale Winton got an injunction 1 ronseal 3 years

If Dale Winton comes to your conference, his people will let it be known that he doesn't like to be seen eating Would that be a Supper Injunction?...

Christ's second coming could be on his donkey - or down his leg... 0 OldThingy 3 years

or both, more soon...

I've been gassed like that in Spain. 3 rikkor 3 years

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1389408/British-holidaymaker-raped-bed-unconscious-husband-gassed-Spanish-hotel.html Cheap red wine and greasy food, then someone's attacking you in bed...

This Rapture thing is a scam! I'm st 1 rikkor 3 years
It's Neal Doran's birthday. 4 rikkor 3 years

Send along your best wishes through Facebook. He'll need cheering up. He lives in Ireand, and they traditionally celebrate birthdays there by sitting in a corner and rubbing peat all over...

Fine FP on James Bond 4 Sinnick 3 years

but there are 2 spellings of "villain", neither of them correct. Editor !...

Harold Camping: 'There is no Plan B.' Plan B: "Err, here I am. 27 on iTunes'. 0 Mr Payne 3 years

Bollocks. Put this in the wrong place. Must be having my brain controlled by the mad bloke who believes Jesus is gonna get us all. Can't wait to see his excuses on Sunday...

Ken Clarke's views on 'surprise sex' 5 fernandomando 3 years

In the style of Socrates, this is excellent: http://www.neilmonnery.co.uk/2011/05/19/ken-clarke-trial-modern-social-media/...

Nothing. 2 wallster 3 years

I didn't sub in the wrong room...

Great FP OllieP, but the editing is a bit wrong! 16 3 years

I loved the original submission on this. But by changing the headline in the edit, and only some of the text, it now doesn't make sense. Or is it just me?...

elephant ticker is superb! 5 3 years

I've been chuckling about it all day. Very clever!...

Ken Clarke stories 9 Vertically Challenged Giant 3 years

They all seem to be being given 1*. Has he joined the site and gone through 1 starring all the stories about him? You'd think he had more important things to do. Or is somebody on here a big fan of...

Damage in shagging story, mon! (4, 5, 3, 6, 6) 8 Oxbridge 3 years

I'm quite proud of this one. Clue: footballer, superinjunction, allegedly...

The pony story reminded me of a cracker by Skylarking 1 antharrison 3 years

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2010/03/02/commuter-instantly-regrets-buying-promotional-half-price-gnu-at-wh-smiths-checkout/...

can someone explain the itv beer keg gag please?! 10 charlies_hat 3 years

its driving me mad...

Great FP, Wsmithy. 3 rikkor 3 years
Lost critics NiB 1 Vertically Challenged Giant 3 years

Good work waylandsmithy, FP and NiB at the same time. I thought this one might have made another FP. And given that it's actually longer than the current FP I'm assuming there is something special...

Real or bit o'mirth? 5 shitsu_tonka 3 years

I must be losing my critical faculties I honestly can't tell if this is a gag or not. What say you fellow biscuits? [url=http://aftertherapturepetcare.com/]After the rapture pet care[/url]...

Excellent Status Quo ticker, Des! 6 rickwestwell 3 years

One of your best, I'd say :-P...

Nice editing, whoever did it 3 ronseal 3 years

Good editing job on the Gallic shrug thing...

This is my kind of news story 1 Stan Laurel 3 years

[url=http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-13437279]BBC: Man tries to board train with pony[/url]...

Sky News make 'history' 0 MADJEZ 3 years

Anyone catch Sky News historic attempt on this historic day to get into the historic Guinness Book of Records by using the word historic the most times ever. It was HISTORIC !...

Nice Beckham FP Rick 5 Des Custard 3 years
One for Rick 2 Des Custard 3 years

Our local buses have the word 'Countryliner' on the back. I suppose they do need resurfacing occasionally...

Damn 1 wallster 3 years

There goes another riveting [url=http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-13421854]movie opportunity[/url]. The Social Network 2, this time it's even more fucking tedious...

Which front page of Newsbiscuit was ripped off by Julia Hartley Brewer? 4 ronseal 3 years

On LBC radio, after one pm, Julia Hartley Brewer is going ot be in high dudgeon about hypocritical MPs Talking of which. I seem to remember she ripped of Newsbiscuit, in her column in the Sunday...

Slow off the mark, aren't you, ed? 0 be reasonable 3 years

http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=24056...

Is it just me, or... 2 The All New Jeni B 3 years

does anyone else think that this (first picture), http://www.bbc.co.uk/nature/12855775, looks like it's been modelled from a hoover bag?...