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October Writer of the Month - Vertically Challenged Giant 26 editor 3 years

Many congratulations to Vertically Challenged Giant whose story 'Waitrose withdraws 'essential' range after finding poor people in stores' was the most popular in October. VCG also scored four other...

Today's FP... 3 dicky37 3 years

"winkles' - really?...

Scottish perverts happy to be called ‘British’ when it suits them... 11 John Ffitch-Rucker 3 years

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/8863282/British-rich-list-couple-arrested-in-Florida.html...

Footie-haters...please look away now 8 Gerontius 3 years

Match fixing in cricketwhat about pundit fixing in footie?, Just check out how many times Andy Townsend uses that annoying ‘little bit’ catch phrase of his during the next match.there are people...

Bad news for batter makers North of the Border... 12 Al OPecia 3 years

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-15561501 and, they're off!...

Serious scientific research. 6 The All New Jeni B 3 years

Since the pups joined our household I've been inadvertently conducting some research into the relative merits of tabloid and broadsheet newspapers. My findings are: Broadsheets are considerably...

"Authorities became suspicious when Mr Sanchez's fingerprints .. 1 Al OPecia 3 years

were allegedly found on his death certificate" Fantastic. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-15569179...

Greece sub looking for comments and a headline. 5 dvo4fun 3 years

Political speculation in Greece has thrown up a surprise candidate to take over from George Papandreou. 'Euthenia', the ancient Greek Goddess and spirit of prosperity, has emerged as the bookies...

We're all doomed, sorry. 4 tedweasel 3 years

Can't get a grip on this Carbon Balance business, I'm all for saving the planet as that's kind of a good thing long term, but my actions may be jepordizing the entire process., A friend of mine...

Sometimes they make it too easy......... 5 Perks 3 years

I sometimes think those in the news do the hard work for anyone who wants to rib them This Gem a of statement was taken from [url=http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-15556052]this...

Late to the party again... 6 editor 3 years

On the off-chance that anyone is interested, I have finally cracked and started a Twitter account. @mrjohnofarrell if you want to find out fascinating information like what the news biscuit editor...

Writer of the Month - Cocktober. 3 rikkor 3 years
I had a dream... 7 Qoxiivi 3 years

Martin Luther King can fuck off because the dream I had a few nights ago was much better: I was in the woods with my best mate (was best man at my wedding) and my parents’ old dog. Now, while this...

How many people on here consider themselves to be 'Aspiring comedy writers'? 9 Vertically Challenged Giant 3 years

As it is suggested NB is for, to provide an outlet for their work. And how many just write stuff for a bit of a laugh? I'm firmly in the second category...

Funny FP, Perks 1 writinginbsl 3 years

missed it before-made me laugh...

I wish I could do more with this 1 Ironduke 3 years

The anatomical term for a particular part of the elbow is 'anconeus'. I once wrote a critical article of the Royal College of Veterinary Surgeons maladminstered nurse training programme in a...

Not even a blimmin' hat tip. 9 wallster 3 years

[url=http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=21836]http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=21836[/url]...

Priceless. The beast with six legs. 1 Nick McCarr 3 years

[url=http://www.theregister.co.uk/2011/10/28/donkey_defence/]Behold! A six-legged beast![/url] One of the best defences ever surely. "M'lud, I'm certain she was a prostitute when I left the village...

Government forced to act as Australians are stranded in Australia. 0 JETFAB 3 years

The Australian government has been forced to intervene in the Qantas dispute after thousands of Australians were left struggling to leave Australia., Government spokesman Colin Wogglepong stated;,...

Help!! - 23 62 tedweasel 3 years

Anyone got any spoof classified ads/Personals?, I've been doing a page for a local charity rag for 12 months but I'm drying up., Rewards available (actually not)...

Poundland wins Unesco seat vote 1 apepper 3 years

Unesco has granted Poundland a vote. This is seen as the first step towards full recognition as a country. The move has been opposed by 99p Land; "They think they're up market, but 99p Land is...

"Once you get your head around gay horse sex..." 2 Scroat 3 years

Not something you hear on Radio 4 every day...

I have heard the chimes at midnight... - 23 71 shitsu_tonka 3 years

Dear Auntie NewsBiscuit, I am now twenty years older than the youngest of the people who volunteer at my charity bookshop. I am surrounded by perky teenagers who make thirty-four feel like a hundred...

Fell asleep during Mock The Week last night... 7 Golgo13 3 years

pretty much dozed through Newsnight, but woke up during Burnistoun, then watched Women! (Vous les Femmes) Has anyone else watched it? Comedy sketch show written and performed by French women I...

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Boost to industry as Daily Mail story manufacturing soars 0 apepper 3 years

British industry received a boost today when figures showed that the Daily Mail manufactured 120% more stories than last year. "The BBC AD/BC story just ran and ran", said a Mail spokesman, "after...

Dumb America. 27 Al OPecia 3 years

Apparently 40% of Americans believe the Earth to be only 6,000 years old, and don't believe in evolution. I think that these two facts may be linked. P.S. Argharry, they also don't believe in...

"Labour left us with 'A Fine Mess' says Cameron [comments appreciated] 3 dvo4fun 3 years

Up to £25 per week in Court fines will be deducted from offenders' Benefits, the government's swift response to summer rioting, due to come into effect sometime in late 2013. Outside Downing...

Jewish family history 14 Scroat 3 years

Was fairly certain that there's some Jewish blood on the maternal side of my family tree, but didn't know when Jewish people first arrived in the UK. Did a quick Googlie and found that not only did...

Quick everyone, behave, admin is in the room..... 2 Al OPecia 3 years