Topic — Add New » Comments Author Last Comment
WoM

Have I missed it for November? Or has it not been announced yet? Or is the announcement being held back because the winning sub was written in the early 1400s and it might kick off again?...

6 Vertically Challenged Giant 14.12.12 4:02pm
Perks
If you haven't had a look already......

http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b01777fr/Old_Jews_Telling_Jokes_Episode_1/...

0 button 13.12.12 8:41pm
button
Utter Bollocks.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-20677541 "big tits" is my guess - what's yours?...

8 Al OPecia 13.12.12 8:16pm
writinginbsl
"Engine room to Captain Kirk. Spam filters down; dilythium crystal stock low!" 3 dvo4fun 13.12.12 1:53pm
godly1966
I would like to donate this as the new Newsbiscuit server, where can I send it?

http://www.imgur.com/5hpz8.jpeg Can't be any worse than the current one...

3 Gaz 13.12.12 10:59am
Qoxiivi
Spam of the day!

Behöva överväga innan durante squirt tan behandling...

3 Dick Everyman 13.12.12 9:15am
Dick Everyman
Census

[url=http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-20692122]I don't remember those questions![/url] Are there some other special places Biscuiteers may know of which this report may have overlooked?...

0 beau-jolly 12.12.12 3:04pm
beau-jolly
I think the BBC site has overdosed on Daily Mails.

All the tickers about the 2011 census results for England and Wales seem to have been written with Daily Mail readers in mind. There's [url=http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-20677515]Census Shows...

1 The All New Jeni B 12.12.12 8:30am
Sinnick
Great FP today Perks

I missed it in the writers room. 5 stars!...

1 button 11.12.12 11:20pm
dvo4fun
"Gutted, shattered, heart-broken" DJs to be "hung, drawn, and quartered". HRH.

"Gutted, shattered, heart-broken" DJs to be "hung, drawn, and quartered". HRH...

8 olddoc 11.12.12 7:07pm
Al OPecia
Trimphone sub 0 antharrison 11.12.12 8:40am
antharrison
Self Assement tax return deadline looms...

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10151357908672658&set=a.10150529526287658.430396.675662657&type=1&relevant_count=1...

1 BillyBitzer 10.12.12 11:57pm
BillyBitzer
Bloody Hell. What happened there then?

I [almost] had to go and tidy up my study...

5 dvo4fun 10.12.12 11:16pm
Ironduke
Unmarried middle-aged uncle FP – correction

Ed, Please could you correct “examination” in third paragraph to read “exclamation”? Cheers, Stan xxx...

1 Stan 10.12.12 9:05pm
rikkor
Anyone see the Sunday Times did their own updated version of this?

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2011/12/03/the-queens-christmas-message-to-be-replaced-with-round-robin-letter/...

0 simonjmr 10.12.12 10:10am
simonjmr
Is suicide the ultimate heckle?

Bad taste, I know (that's why I haven't turned it into a sub) but I was wondering, what's the ultimate heckle? If a 'comedian' or 'funny Australian' does a slightly shit joke, what would be the best...

8 09.12.12 10:53pm
medici2471
Neat-O Judgement [directive NO 2.0 #12/2012]

Magic carpet The Neat-O came under threat this week. It was hijacked by a Royal foetus, climate change, more DJs in the limelight for one reason or another, a Roman earring (as worn by whores so...

3 malgor 09.12.12 9:40pm
Midfield Diamond
Neat-O 02.12.2012

The Neat-O challenge for this week is: magic carpet Submissions which are unintelligible out of the Neat-O context, eg, Acme pig cart turns into flying rug, can be posted directly in this thread....

14 malgor 09.12.12 12:38am
malgor
A query

"‘Inspired by Starbucks’ self-employed UK builder goes Fair trade" NiB today I notice I've reverted to 'guest' status. Is it necessary to maintain a certain hit-rate? Not complaining - just...

6 dvo4fun 09.12.12 12:21am
malgor
Nurse who took prank call about Kate Middleton has died - 2

A tragedy that will no doubt lead to some very serious media discussion about comedy over the next few days. How long before it is suggested that the media follow Leveson type guidelines on what can...

43 Carter 08.12.12 11:33pm
Al OPecia
Round Robins

i wish someone would send me a rr one day so I could send a spoof one back pretentious? moi? [url=http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2242536/Bah-Humbug-Christmas-round-robin.html]round...

2 writinginbsl 08.12.12 4:03pm
Squudge
Cameron announces 'U' Turn on same sex marriage after Clegg proposes 1 Underconstruction 08.12.12 2:58pm
Squudge
Is everyone getting ads about red diesel ?

Now, maybe I've got this wrong, but surely all farmers & construction companies who are legally entitled to use this fuel are probably already aware of it. So, why does it need to be advertised...

6 Sinnick 08.12.12 2:21pm
beau-jolly
Dog licences

This canine is better & faster than most of the centenarians in our village: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-20614593 I think he just likes dogging...

1 Sinnick 07.12.12 7:00pm
rikkor
Anyone seen "The British" on Sky Atlantic?

History of Britain documentary, interspersed with celebrity talking heads giving their comments about what it was like. It's a bit like those "Remember the 80s" romps, except they are talkingabout...

0 ゴルゴ13 07.12.12 4:54pm
ゴルゴ13
What do "inverted commas" mean in Health and Safety?

We've just been given leaflets at work regarding a forthcoming Health and Safety audit. The leaflet's title is 'Making <company name> a "Safer" Place'. Can any students of our wonderful...

3 Midfield Diamond 07.12.12 4:28pm
riesler
I wonder how the red tops will cover this one....

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-20627765 Unrelated to this story, and I'm sure it's been said before, but if he's so good a PR, how come everyone thinks he's a twat? Is Louis Theroux the link here ?...

9 charlies_hat 07.12.12 12:57pm
beau-jolly
Cracker of a FP today!!!! 3 Scroat 07.12.12 11:40am
button
Wrong Room ! 0 Sinnick 06.12.12 9:11am
Sinnick
Apologies.

For my over the top response to the climate change thread, especially the insults to Wayland and others. I'll try to hold my tongue in future...

9 Al OPecia 06.12.12 4:22am
Squudge