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Remember Conrad Black? 0 antharrison 3 years

Ex-owner of Telegraph. Piloried by British MPs, goes to jail in US., MP's expenses scandal reported by Telegraph., Surely the same thing could't happen again?, Lets give it a couple of years...

Just a thought... 4 writinginbsl 3 years
Clarissa Dick in the running for met job 4 beau-jolly 3 years

I know this is like shooting fish in a barrel or stalking dairy cows, but can anyone come up with something less purile than me to kill it dead before I embarrass myself., Dick supported by Balls,...

Tevez adds further insult with 80s mixtape answers 0 f0zz 3 years

Shoite. Wrong area...

Spot Jenni B and Rikkor on the front page of the Telegraph website at the mo 4 button 3 years

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/...

I would like Waylandsmithy to be banned for life from NB 19 JohnA 3 years

He's far too clever, and making us all look bad. I bet he wears socks with sandals and drinks red wine with his cocq au vin. I hope all of his caviar turns into fish eggs...

How to watch the Daily Show online in the UK 1 OllieP 3 years

I will assume that at least some of the people on NB are fans of the Daily Show with John Stewart, so hopefully this won't fall on deaf ears. As some will know, us lot in the UK can't access the...

Today's football jersey swap ticker 4 greg various 3 years

I can remember the t.v. sketch from some time ago-buxom girls kicking a ball about and two blokes sitting in the stand watching- but I can't put faces to the blokes. The Two Ronnies? Marty Feldman...

Anyone else watching the women's world cup final? 6 SugarTits69 3 years

Me and my super-hot Japanese girlfriend Akiko are glued to the sofa...

Eric Pickles complains of being “under-satirised” 3 nickb 3 years

Community Secretary Eric Pickles launched a scathing attack on the entertainment media, talking to constituents in Brentwood and Ongar yesterday. “I am constantly disappointed by the low levels of...

NOTW debacle 29 rikkor 3 years

I'm pretty sure that if this hapened in the US, many people would be doing decades in jail, if not being executed for treason. How is it OK that those whose job it is to protect leading figures in...

Police silent over connection between Brooks and missing Dalmatians 1 nickb 3 years

Police arresting a 43 year old woman today would neither confirm nor deny any connection with investigations into over 100 missing Dalmatian dogs. Among evidence recovered from a London flat, it's...

Love the 'medal or fucking something' NiB. 2 Qoxiivi 3 years

Cracking idea that...

What is the alternative to a "face-to-face" meeting? 7 Al OPecia 3 years

An arse-to-arse meeting?...

Did a bomb go off? 1 beau-jolly 3 years

For no apparent reason today has been the quietest day for about 2 years on this Dorset High Street. Not much happening on here either. Have I missed something massive. Did transformers invade? ...

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This just in from Twitter 0 JohnA 3 years

[quote]jonronson , Rupert Murdoch just phoned to remind me of the rave the Sun gave my 1993 series The Ronson Mission and asked if he could count on my support[/quote]...

'Aggravated mayhem'...I should say so! - 2 33 Ironduke 3 years

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/8635418/Woman-cuts-off-husbands-penis.html...

Darkbill, great FP. 3 rikkor 3 years

Whole concept made me laugh...

Queen's Code Book Challenge 1 rikkor 3 years

http://www.royal.gov.uk/LatestNewsandDiary/TheQueensCodeBookChallenge/TheQueensCodeBookChallenge.aspx I know that I'm well over 16, but I thought I'd do it for fun anyway. I think I got the first...

Would it be more humane to just make them redundant? 0 antharrison 3 years

http://menmedia.co.uk/stockportexpress/news/s/1426398_councillors-fear-axing-of-lollipop-ladies...

New voting argument. 2 rikkor 3 years

I'm only going to give 4's and 5's for the material that warrants these high grades. Making everything a 5 seems a lttle bit too much like the way they grade students in US public schools. No...

Sun problem page to feature photo love story of Rupert 82, and Rebecca, 30 3 ronseal 3 years

Anyone fancy doing a Sun problem page style Photo Love story? If would feature Rupert, 82, a powerful businessman who makes grown men weep. Rupert has lost his marbles after meeting Rebecca, 30, a...

WHat on earth is Golgo on about? 28 ronseal 3 years

Don't people say the funniest things?...

Murdoch to punish Britain by raising the price of Sky subscriptions. 0 deskpilot3 3 years
Forgot to say ta for the great pig pic. 0 3 years

Is this the first acceptable combination of Red and bacon?...

Pastafarians get religious recognition! 0 3 years

[url=http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/8635624/Pastafarian-wins-religious-freedom-right-to-wear-pasta-strainer-for-driving-licence.html]noodly goodness[/url] I always thought...

Hugh Grant: Telling it like it is 2 JohnA 3 years

His last line in this interview is total class - http://t.co/SukrRWt...

What's your least impressive early sexual experience? 23 rikkor 3 years

No more I met so-and-so on the street 30 years ago. I want the dirt...

The Ed is on R4 now 2 Quaz 3 years

JOF on 'A Good Read'. I'm sure it'll be on Iplayer later...