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Buy a Moncler jacket 7 rikkor 3 years

Don't ask me why. Just do it...

FP picture - Solihull looks like a nice place. 4 Stan 3 years

Worth a visit?...

Crap 50 year conservation project. They're nuts. 9 SpankyMonkey 3 years

So they have spent 50 years clearing the rhododendron bushes from Brownsea Island in an effort to help the red squirrel species grow and thrive again. 50 years! So this is a pretty big project,...

Well this was quite a suprise 1 Al OPecia 3 years

http://www.gap-system.org/~history/Biographies/Tits.html He's responsible for describing the "Tits Group" and the "Tits-Koecher" construction...

Ig Noble awards 0 Sinnick 3 years

In case you haven't spotted them already BBC summary:, http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-15117051 Ig website:, http://www.improbable.com/...

Hurrah!!! 14 riesler 3 years

I'm a grandad again! Just thought I'd let you know (pauses to light cigar)...

'Man mauled by shark in South Africa 'ignored warnings' 9 Screenie 3 years

Actual BBC news headline. Surely you can't be 'mauled' by a shark. Chomped up to bits, yeah, but mauled?...

Horoscopes 16 Screenie 3 years

I swear I saw somewhere, possibly in a guidelines to submission or something although I can no longer find it, a suggestion of horoscopes., I like horoscopes., Can we do horoscopes?, horoscopes....

Anyone watch Milliband? 2 shitsu_tonka 3 years

I just can't force myself to give a toss. Not a very intelligent approach to politics I know but there it is...

Viz 5 Textbook 3 years

Viz might be best known for its potty humour comic strips which are frequently just the opposite of witty, but it also has some satirical news articles in the vein of Newsbiscuit and some of them are...

Understated, but fucking quality. 4 Qoxiivi 3 years

Just my opinion on today's FP graphic. Very clean...

Newshit FM - Last With The News. 0 gremlins 3 years

Newshit Fm – Last With The News, today confirmed that US tennis ace Jimmy Connors has walked away as winner of the 1982 US Open tournament. Reports suggest he beat the Czech maestro Ivan Lendl by...

So. I go away for just over a week... 19 bonjonelson 3 years

and miss my first ever FP. Amusingly, someone just pointed me to a funny story on richarddawkins.net http://richarddawkins.net/articles/643047-homeopathic-leak-threatens-catastrophe...

Charlie Gilmor's-- A Judge's solution to the riots 0 henry deal 3 years

I have intercepted this. Be warned, it may cause offence, http://charliegilmour.wordpress.com/2011/09/28/an-abhorrent-idea-from-qc-justice-price/...

Smurfs boost Economic Outlook 2 apepper 3 years

Doom laden claims by the IMF that the economic outlook is the worse since records began have been undermined by the discovery of the [i]Smurf Song[/i]; a record of the 1970s. "I'd quite forgotten",...

Our shitty economy - a story in ticker headlines 3 bonjonelson 3 years

Perhaps someone should gather all the wonderful ticker headlines we've had recently, create a list and make it into a feature article for the site?...

Wrong room - nothing to look at here just a senior moment 4 simonjmr 3 years

Wrong room...

Crivvens, Mary 2 allmyownstunts 3 years

Your splendid FP is spookily apt today: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-15079620...

Exciting news from the eye hospital 4 vertical 3 years

Mrs Vertical (was Horizontal) has received a letter from the local eye hospital asking her to attend the Lash Clinic (no, it's for real). I'm getting quite frisky in anticipation but do we need to...

Mangling the language for the sake of brevity... 0 Zadok the second 3 years

Top headline on BBC website: [url=http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/education/]Harvard site in Syria hack attack [/url] What, journalists have been attacking the Damascus campus? Sadly not...

Room elephant hires PR company 5 nickb 3 years

See where I am going here?...

Toilet paper costs slashed in Navy job cuts 1 witless 3 years

Andrex shares plummet...

something to get your teeth into? 0 vertical 3 years

http://t.co/O1eteOdU...

Pandemic of quantitative sneezing predicted 0 trish marsh 3 years

International health experts have issues a joint warning at the highest level of an imminent attach of the quantitative sneezing virus. “The dangers are greatest in the developed west” a...

If you use any Google product I defy you.. 7 vertical 3 years

to get rid of pernicious and irritating googleupdate (and all its poxy sub-files, poxy tasks, pf's etc etc) Supreme effort to rid myself of all googlecrap after removing GoogleEarth but it's like...

Own up, who was getting twitchy there when you couldn't access here? 2 simonjmr 3 years
great artwork Red! 0 3 years

Thanks for adopting my sausage...

Transport experts voice concern over safety of Pork & Ride scheme 1 Mr Glover Lover 3 years

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-lincolnshire-15057890...

Fire at wheelie bin depot- council unsure which bin to use in clean-up operation 0 Mr Glover Lover 3 years

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-sussex-15057585...

Hummingbirds to learn lyrics 6 nickb 3 years