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damn, edited mis-post down to a dot so I suppose I'd better say something. Hey, what about those Dutch hockey girls, eh...

0 cinquecento 09.08.12 7:51am
cinquecento
How do I delete this post? 3 Nowherefast 08.08.12 10:47pm
Nowherefast
Tasteless headlines in the style of the Sun - 2

Ok I'll start Covering the civil war in Syria How about: Ramadam a ding-dong...

32 Actual Size 08.08.12 9:22pm
HIGNFY
Oxo

Nice FP. There's still this underlying motivational mystery, which this doesn't help resolve...

2 Scroat 08.08.12 8:59am
Oxbridge
Jessica Ennis is awesome

There, I said it. http://www.jessicaennis.net/gallery.html I watched the 800m and thought: "There's no way she is going to allow anyone to win it but her" Made me proud to belong to the same...

25 JohnA 07.08.12 3:39pm
Ironduke
I wish I had this guys way with words.

Wonderfully acerbic way of cutting through the crap:- [url=http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/art/art-news/9458192/Robert-Hughes-quotes-on-Caravaggio-Warhol-and-Hirst.html]Quotes By Robert Hughes,...

0 Nowherefast 07.08.12 11:49am
Nowherefast
Headline on my work intranet: "Zara Phillips, eventing horse:?"

Bit personal I thought...

2 Iamthestig 07.08.12 10:32am
Actual Size
Bloody cheques

With all the computer wizardry at their disposal, and the ability to make all sorts of transactions in a nanosecond, why does it still take banks three working days to clear a f***ing cheque???...

17 Scroat 07.08.12 8:27am
Scroat
amazed how quickly people work

Made me chuckle https://p.twimg.com/AzkDdGlCYAAOMHV.jpg...

4 Perks 07.08.12 8:14am
tedweasel
Fox News gaffe

Nicked from the Telegraph's rather excellent Olympic live feed: http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/02301/gaffe_2301773a.jpg...

1 06.08.12 8:08pm
The All New Jeni B
Sailing, eh? 13 06.08.12 11:48am
charlies_hat
Bloody foreigners

Coming over here raising their flags and plundering all our gold. History really is full of ironic twists...

0 tedweasel 06.08.12 9:53am
tedweasel
'Great Britain savour golden day'

Headline on the BBC website. Obviously not going for gold in grammar, then...

7 05.08.12 2:38pm
rikkor
So long and thanks for all the special fried noodles

Now there's a coincidence....

8 wallster 04.08.12 9:22am
Gary Stanton
Is this cheating?

I've been watching the rowing on the Beeb and the annoying 'the crowd is the extra man in the boat' references will surely attract attention from the IOC., We could lose a boatload of medals...

4 tedweasel 04.08.12 6:58am
riesler
Can't have it? Want it

I've just started a course of tablets for my gout, written in capital letters on the bottle is 'AVOID GRAPEFRUIT'. Not a problem as it must be 20 years since I've eaten grapefruit. Woke up this...

23 tedweasel 03.08.12 10:42pm
Ironduke
Query about printing books

I'm guessing most books published these days are printed digitally, rather than old fashioned litho. I'm reading Lord of the Rings again at the moment, and get a kick from the fact that because of...

27 Scroat 03.08.12 2:26pm
Scroat
Targeted advertising here never fails to cheer me up - 2

I mean how do they know thay I am a man seeking a woman aged between 18 and 98, but that the four 18 year old Asian girls pictured would be at the preferred end of the spectrum? It's plain uncanny...

45 cinquecento 03.08.12 9:29am
godly1966
I loved it. 20 Al OPecia 03.08.12 8:29am
stefanm
I nominate Friday 3 August an Olympic free post day

please but frankly, I wouldn't want to meet that guy with the shotgun in a school...

2 medici2471 03.08.12 7:15am
dvo4fun
Send your best thoughts to Jeni B.

Her dog Piper passed away while Jeni was on vacation. I know some of you guys are close to her. Lots of love to her and her family from me...

11 rikkor 02.08.12 4:06pm
rikkor
Dear Ed, I'm not John Terry...

so I think the 'Olympics chaos as Americans patent ‘running quickly’' should be credited to apepper, seeing as he wrote it, (unless it earns him 'Writer of the Month' then i'll change into my WoM...

2 Perks 02.08.12 4:04pm
rikkor
Cold callers

I'm very concerned about my father in law, who is border line Alzheimer's, but still managing to live at home with some support from various quarters. I was at his house recently doing some work in...

19 Scroat 02.08.12 1:37pm
Crow
This is a public service announcement

Search on Wikipedia for 'complete cunt'...

12 bonjonelson 02.08.12 10:29am
wallster
Public Outcry as Opening Ceremony 'Fails to Reflect British Culture'

The BBC has received scores of complaints from viewers upset about Danny Boyles Olympic opening ceremony. William Tapin of Basingstoke wrote;, 'It was a travesty, the bit with Mr Bean in it was OK...

0 Totty 01.08.12 3:33am
Totty
Paralympic Revamp to Include Paralytics

In an attempt to boost stadium ticket sales for the London 2012 Paralympics, LOCOG have announced that in addition to the traditional T and F competition categories, a new K category will be added....

1 George Harvey Bone 31.07.12 7:20pm
dvo4fun
Even the Chinese spammers are on drugs today

This mornings tosh must have set a new world record...

2 Gerontius 31.07.12 9:41am
kimllfixit
Record weekend for Centrica

Centrica's profits soared this weekend following an unexplained surge in gas consumption shortly after 11pm on Friday in the east London area...

0 ron.bruce 30.07.12 12:47pm
ron.bruce
Olympic medals

From Barclays commodity research note: “Olympic medals use a lot of metal but these days the gold medal is mostly silver. The silver medal is sterling silver while the bronze is largely copper. The...

1 button 30.07.12 12:32pm
riesler
‎'US supreme court rules death is bad'

In a shock ruling America's lawmakers have voted five to four that dying later is better than dying sooner. On hearing the news the grim reaper was said to have thrown down his scythe, flipped over...

1 boleroscaramanga 29.07.12 7:17pm
Cheshire Cat