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First time novel from NewsBiscuit writer 13 editor 3 years

Congratulations to Toasts_Not_Ghosts aka James Mylet whose first novel is published today. Toasts has been a contributor to NewsBiscuit for many years and he credits this site with kick-starting his...

Previously on Newsbiscuit...(and now on The Onion) 7 nealdoran 3 years

Afternoon all. Now I know it's easy to come up with the same comic idea as someone else -- often with a frighteningly similar take -- with no knowledge of the comparable work. I've done it myself...

Trawling through the archives I stumbled across this... 2 Vertically Challenged Giant 3 years

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2010/03/27/grand-prix-halted-police-pull-over-lewis-hamilton-for-having-a-flash-car-069/ And would just like to say that it's absolutely bloody brilliant...

Heseltine’s looking well... 2 John Ffitch-Rucker 3 years

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/picturegalleries/worldnews/8808630/The-Duchess-of-Alba-85-one-of-Spains-richest-women-marries-a-man-24-years-younger.html not sure about Maggie, though...

Are you sick of Internet bulies kicking sand in your face? You need a Bullworker 3 ronseal 3 years

Does anyone remember those Bullworker adverts? Or indeed the bullworker itself? Wouldn't it be great if you could have a keyboard you could squeeze at both ends, so you could surf the internet,...

Is there occasionally a banner at the top of this site advertising 'Fish dating' 18 Screenie 3 years

I swear I saw one out of the corner of my eye just as I clicked off the page, can't make it come up now though...

In case you missed it - Daily Mail runs with Knox appeal rejected story 4 thisisall1word 3 years

http://www.journalism.co.uk/news/daily-mail-criticised-over-amanda-knox-guilty-story-/s2/a546216/ hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...

A return to traditional values... 4 riesler 3 years

with a nice, silly FP. Bravo!...

Multi tasking extremes 3 vertical 3 years

apparently some twat driving on M27 was nicked for using his laptop and writing answers to popmaster while drinking coffee and indicating. I get confused if asked a question while cutting up a...

Today's FP 3 fun and games 3 years

A different story, but reminiscent of http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2008/11/30/woman-eats-banana-in-public-place-without-feeling-self-conscious-416/...

Moral Maze: Is it ever okay to black up? 13 shitsu_tonka 3 years

Am going to a Batman party and rather than join the ranks of many Batmans, Jokers and Harley Quinns thought I'd be different and go as Lucius Fox as played in the last two films by Morgan Freeman....

Eds. Ticker has the i before the e. 2 exigo 3 years

But 'conceived' doesn't...

Never a cross word - 2 57 beau-jolly 3 years

Anticipating a slow day on Monday I decided to have a crack at the Telegraph criptic but finished it in 2 hours - most unlike me!, It got me thinking: You clever folk can, I'm sure bang one off...

Who dun it? Fuckin’ Poirot, that who. 3 beau-jolly 3 years

For the past few weeks I’ve been amusing myself on tedious car journeys by listening to old Poirot tapes. It strikes me that, in more cases than not, the arrogant little Belgian bastard comes up...

Glad I found this place. - 2 33 RJWinter 3 years

Hi. My name is Richard and I have rubbish in my head...

Well done Screenie!!! 5 Al OPecia 3 years
So...it turns out my partners are a bunch of cnuts. Come and make me smile. 28 Ironduke 3 years

A frothing smorgasboard of vile insults to hurl would be very welcome...

Lunar surface damaged by space vehicles.... 1 nickb 3 years

.Sore Moon...

Immortal, invisible god Ernie Wise - missing Songs of Praise comedy tapes found 0 nickb 3 years
ARE SUBS FUNNIER IF THE HEADLINE IS UPPER CASE? 7 3 years

Or more a sign of mental unusualness? I AM GOING NOW, I NEED TO DO A POO...

oops, wrong room. Move along please 5 beau-jolly 3 years
Buy a Moncler jacket 7 rikkor 3 years

Don't ask me why. Just do it...

FP picture - Solihull looks like a nice place. 4 Stan 3 years

Worth a visit?...

Crap 50 year conservation project. They're nuts. 9 SpankyMonkey 3 years

So they have spent 50 years clearing the rhododendron bushes from Brownsea Island in an effort to help the red squirrel species grow and thrive again. 50 years! So this is a pretty big project,...

Well this was quite a suprise 1 Al OPecia 3 years

http://www.gap-system.org/~history/Biographies/Tits.html He's responsible for describing the "Tits Group" and the "Tits-Koecher" construction...

Ig Noble awards 0 Sinnick 3 years

In case you haven't spotted them already BBC summary:, http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-15117051 Ig website:, http://www.improbable.com/...

Hurrah!!! 14 riesler 3 years

I'm a grandad again! Just thought I'd let you know (pauses to light cigar)...

'Man mauled by shark in South Africa 'ignored warnings' 9 Screenie 3 years

Actual BBC news headline. Surely you can't be 'mauled' by a shark. Chomped up to bits, yeah, but mauled?...

Horoscopes 16 Screenie 3 years

I swear I saw somewhere, possibly in a guidelines to submission or something although I can no longer find it, a suggestion of horoscopes., I like horoscopes., Can we do horoscopes?, horoscopes....

Anyone watch Milliband? 2 shitsu_tonka 3 years

I just can't force myself to give a toss. Not a very intelligent approach to politics I know but there it is...