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Crime pays well

[url=http://www.flickr.com/photos/hmrcgovuk]Most wanted[/url], Does any one else read this and think, Hmmm, that looks easy, and when you do yet caught they let you run away., They always appear...

3 beau-jolly 17.08.12 12:53pm
beau-jolly
old school comedy hero

Vivian Stanshall is no longer with us, but his writing lives on. Off to see this in Liverpool in October: [url=http://www.sirhenrylives.com/]Henry of Rawlinson End[/url] It will probably be great....

3 17.08.12 12:04pm
Not Amused
Today's FP

Hilarious - can't wait for Daily Mail review...

3 antharrison 17.08.12 10:14am
Carter
A-Level result day joke

No ones done the joke, I thought Mary Evans had dibs on it this year?...

2 button 16.08.12 2:19pm
Sinnick
an inspired FP today

..though Christianity has been a soft target ever since abandoning the practice of burning heretics alive (in a caring way). so who's going to do the equivalent on Islam then?...

4 cinquecento 16.08.12 11:51am
Mark66
Closed Until September

[url=http://orangelic.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/tumbleweed.jpg]zzzzz[/url]...

0 nostra da mouse 15.08.12 1:17pm
nostra da mouse
Utterly brilliant Romney FP today

Who's the author? Unfamiliar name, though admittedly I don't go in here as often as when I was a lad...

8 Oxbridge 15.08.12 9:55am
Oxbridge
I know what makes my blood boil

I had to have a monitor on for the past 24 hours. The results were up and down like a whore’s drawers., Rushing around doing breakfasts in the pub and dropping a fried egg at 07:30; BP fairly...

5 beau-jolly 14.08.12 1:42pm
JohnA
A message about Kazytc

Thought you might like to know, Mr Bonjohnelson the consequences of your actions in resurrecting Kazytc’s sub every couple of months or so. I’m sure you’ve had a grand little chuckle every time...

13 ramblesid 14.08.12 1:39pm
JohnA
Inspiring the older generation

Inspired by the heroics of London 2012 I started to think what I could do which would take 4 years training and get me a [s]free holiday[/s] place at Rio 2016. Then I realised that I would be damn...

24 beau-jolly 14.08.12 1:38pm
JohnA
Olympic drinking game... stop it I can't take any more....

.. wus planning an Olmypic dringing gabe. Every time someone said legacy' I have to swig my drink. The closing ceremony hasn't started and I'b already off to A&E to have my stomach pubbed...

8 MADJEZ 14.08.12 12:03am
MADJEZ
This cropped up on my radar .. thought it might raise a smirk here

Sir Paul McCartney's Hey Jude-O-Gram, http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7109/7776559442_2b5771b0fb.jpg...

1 Nowherefast 13.08.12 10:35pm
dvo4fun
Man's Attempt To Write Thwarted By Woman's Constant Fucking Racket After Holiday

'A week of having place to myself was bliss' He said. Sigh....

2 Nowherefast 13.08.12 1:53pm
Nowherefast
Quote of the day...

Just heard the GB gold medal kicking girl's coach say 'she's like a male athlete in the female department'. I think that means she has a cock. I wish I could watch these things like normal people...

12 Perks 13.08.12 12:26pm
grottymonty
Very funny fp,ant.

made me laugh a lot...

2 writinginbsl 12.08.12 5:28pm
Vertically Challenged Giant
'Tom Daley has won bronze, and that is just the ultimate!'

Thanks for that Ms Balding, clearly not a fan of silver and gold medals then?...

10 Vertically Challenged Giant 12.08.12 1:27pm
dvo4fun
Meddling with language - 2

Since when was Medal a verb ? All our athletes want to meddle with something apparently...

34 charlies_hat 10.08.12 10:56pm
dvo4fun
Another message about Kaztyc

OK, we all know the woman's a bit of a nutter, but it's also evident that Mr Bonjo gets a bit of a kick to his cred rating , whatever the fuck that means, every time he bumps her sub to the top. Yes,...

1 ramblesid 10.08.12 7:42pm
bonjonelson
Is someone here moonlighting as a headline writer for the BBC website then?

Genuine news from the past week. Not necessarily stories worth a laugh, the first one made me feel quite sorry for the lady involved, the second a near Darwin, but the headlines conjure mental images...

1 Nowherefast 10.08.12 3:54pm
wallster
A message about bonjonelson

Thought you might like to know, Mr Ramblesid the consequences of your actions in blaming bonjonelson for the invented death of some nutter who rashly posted toss on here a while back. I must admit...

4 someone else 10.08.12 2:21pm
tedweasel
Limpics

Just watching a bit of the BMX seeding time trials on the puwter and the commentator said "Anytime you damage internal organs its bad". Sorry, just had to share that insight. Grown ups on kids'...

3 beau-jolly 10.08.12 11:40am
Not Amused
Anyone fancy a small wager on Morrisey as next DG @ BBC Then?

[url=http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/olympics/news/9465532/Dont-focus-too-heavily-on-British-success-at-the-Olympics-BBC-staff-told.html]BBC staff told don't focus too heavily on British success...

0 Nowherefast 10.08.12 10:41am
Nowherefast
Book review

I’ve just bought my father Fifty Shades of Grey the John Major autobiography, is it any good?...

1 godly1966 10.08.12 10:30am
Psycadelic Squirrel
anyone attended?

Looking at all the excitement makes me wish I'd made the effort. Would like to see the Hong Kongians defend their bar billiards title or spend a day at the cross-country lobster wrangling...

11 Actual Size 10.08.12 10:27am
Yikes
I thought I saw Osborne on TV refer to 110% effort in the face of economic circs

Please tell me someone else can confirm that actually happened...

2 dvo4fun 09.08.12 5:22pm
dvo4fun
July Writer of the Month – Peter74940

Many congratulations to Peter74940 whose story ‘Latest security breach sees theft of entire Olympic Village’ was the most-read story published on NewsBiscuit last month and wins him the July...

13 editor 09.08.12 4:42pm
Oxbridge
Awsome! Lifted straight from the Telegraph

[url=http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/italy/9464344/Norwegian-tourist-falls-asleep-on-airport-baggage-belt.html]Norwegian Tourist Falls Asleep On Baggage Belt[/url]...

1 Nowherefast 09.08.12 4:12pm
Sinnick
I have no idea if this is genuine.. but I really hope it is...

Lifted directly off twitter. If it's for real I bow to Bradley Wiggins http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8437/7742832332_e94d4e9a36.jpg...

6 Nowherefast 09.08.12 11:53am
The All New Jeni B
Dear kind admin person, please can I go back to being SurburbanDad?

New has become a cursed prefix (man, labour, bury bypass etc) and was only put on because I can't access the original SuburbanDad account(password recovery never worked) since the site changed. ....

0 NewSuburbanDad 09.08.12 8:48am
NewSuburbanDad
BBC Olympic commentators shocked to discover that Eire is not part of GB

I can cope with the bias when a Team GB competitor is involved in an event but has anybody told the BBC commentators & pundits that ROI is another country? They do it with football too now I...

1 dvo4fun 09.08.12 8:12am
godly1966