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Probably the best of the lot 3 Gerontius 3 years

Gary Bailey, Gary Neville, Gary Pallister, Gary Cahill, Gary Thomas, Gary McAllister, Gary Mabbutt, Gary Speed (capt), Gary Lineker, Gary Owen, Gareth Bale, Sub: Andy Gary...

A propos of nothing: What's on Hannibal Lector's i-pod? 16 Username 3 years

Anyone who had a heart, etc um, stuck at one song...

Old Dentist FP & Stupid Robots 3 Vertically Challenged Giant 3 years

Just browsing through some archives while eating my lunch, and this nearly resulted in it ending up all over my laptop:...

Attention Writers in Scotland... 3 editor 3 years

Free money available http://www.bbc.co.uk/writersroom/opportunity/writers_projects_2011.shtml...

Dear Predatory spammer 0 Username 3 years

[eye wateringly funny letter, which pierces the presumptuous ego, of even the most reptilian spammer, goes here.] Best wishes,, Me Can't remember what I was going to say now...

outstanding artwork, Red! 7 3 years

Amazing stuff, and you've done two of them! Love the fat orangutang. Looks a lot like me, in fairness...

Liked the 'Lord Gaga' NiB 0 rickwestwell 3 years

But I reckon this one by ronseal was first, and imho, better:, [url=http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=24361#post-66177]I don't think my wife IS better known than me, retorts Lord Gaga[/url]...

FAO: GB SQUIRREL LICKING SQUAD... 10 The All New Jeni B 3 years

Please see what we're up against for next year., This is serious stuff, and I don't know if the GB Squirrel Lickers are up to speed. Squirrel Wars, www.youtube.com...

Real life overtakes News Biscuit , with Willy headline 1 Greysetter 3 years

The lat­est entry from retaW con­sists of a series enti­tled WILLY*, and with a scent com­bin­ing a sweet and bit­ter choco­late with fresh mint it is not hard to see where the name is derived...

Love the front page, today.... 3 SingingHinny 3 years

But despite the cogent basis for satire, I have to admit that the picture makes me feel Christmassy and makes me want to buy shit...

Braille in pointless places 16 Vertically Challenged Giant 3 years

I'm vaguely aware that Braille is some sort of special writing that helps deaf people read or something, but I'm a bit baffled by where it turns up. I've just seen it on the numbers on a vending...

Well done Immunis - Great FP 8 Al OPecia 3 years
Brilliant name!! 2 The All New Jeni B 3 years

Here's a local news story, about some very brave police officers who helped disarm a knife-wielding attacker. Now read the names of the officers, and tell me whether you read the first officer's...

Must be a sub in this for fuck's sake 8 Scroat 3 years

Mr Justice Bean http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-15816761...

NEVER look at your old backup CDs 11 bonjonelson 3 years

I just found an old backup CD of mine dated 3rd June 2000, and on it is a word file containing notes for a screenplay I was trying to write (dated 15th September 1999) One of these notes simply...

Sign of the times 1 Scroat 3 years

http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z38/dcoxell/303762_10150313765828303_9171233302_8287273_1708360573_n.jpg...

It has amazed me the amount of stick that "technocrats" are getting.. 16 Al OPecia 3 years

..at the moment, due to the suggestion that they might run some economies. Since a technocrat is someone who is expert in an area and bases their decisions on evidence why is it preferable to have...

Hugh Grant at Leveson enquiry 6 dvo4fun 3 years

Turned on TV BBC 24, to watch over the ham sandwich lunch, and found HG's evidence absolutely compelling and even had to abandon plans to dig the garden; which you may well imagine was a severe blow....

Spanish fisherman denies he castanet 0 woody 3 years

Spanish fisherman denies he castanet...

Wonderful letter in today's Metro 3 fernandomando 3 years

From someone who revealed that they keep the Metro newspaper for one year, and then leave the outdated copies on public transport in order to baffle and confuse...

Darkbill. Killer FP. 0 Scroat 3 years
How to resign 20 shitsu_tonka 3 years

Dear Auntie News Biscuit, I've quit my job. Though I've done it verbally I now have to write a formal letter of resignation which is something I've never done before. I was wondering if you could...

This is fun 1 Scroat 3 years

In Google, type in Google gravity and click I'm feeling lucky Similarly Google sphere...

How long were you reading NB before you plucked up the courage to register and 22 button 3 years

start posting? I was just pointing out on the writers room that having been reading NB for a few years i know comedy names don't go down well. It reminded me that I started coming here having read...

Burlesconni to Replace Blatter in FIFA Top Job 0 No Beard 3 years

Burlesconni to Replace Blatter in FIFA Top Job...

Newsbiscuit In Real Life 6 Textbook 3 years

[quote]MOSCOW — Four days after reminding distinguished visitors to Moscow — over dinner — that Russia can destroy the U.S. in half an hour or less, Prime Minister Vladimir Putin was named the...

Like the JD FP Golgo 0 Quaz 3 years

But let's not forget those upbeat JD tacks like "Interzone", "Novelty" or "No love lost". I'm always first on the dance floor to those, usually alone...

Nigel gets very angry (ballistic) in Strasbourg 5 vertical 3 years

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i before e except after Iron Maiden ...... 1 FlashArry 3 years

tsk, tsk, tsk...

Radio 4 played 'God Save the Queen' this morning, for Charles' birthday 19 3 years

Are they trying to wind him up? That's the last thing he wants to hear, as he wakes up one year older...