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Great FP, Wsmithy. 3 rikkor 3 years
Lost critics NiB 1 Vertically Challenged Giant 3 years

Good work waylandsmithy, FP and NiB at the same time. I thought this one might have made another FP. And given that it's actually longer than the current FP I'm assuming there is something special...

Real or bit o'mirth? 5 shitsu_tonka 3 years

I must be losing my critical faculties I honestly can't tell if this is a gag or not. What say you fellow biscuits? [url=http://aftertherapturepetcare.com/]After the rapture pet care[/url]...

Excellent Status Quo ticker, Des! 6 rickwestwell 3 years

One of your best, I'd say :-P...

Nice editing, whoever did it 3 ronseal 3 years

Good editing job on the Gallic shrug thing...

This is my kind of news story 1 Stan Laurel 3 years

[url=http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-13437279]BBC: Man tries to board train with pony[/url]...

Sky News make 'history' 0 MADJEZ 3 years

Anyone catch Sky News historic attempt on this historic day to get into the historic Guinness Book of Records by using the word historic the most times ever. It was HISTORIC !...

Nice Beckham FP Rick 5 Des Custard 3 years
One for Rick 2 Des Custard 3 years

Our local buses have the word 'Countryliner' on the back. I suppose they do need resurfacing occasionally...

Damn 1 wallster 3 years

There goes another riveting [url=http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-13421854]movie opportunity[/url]. The Social Network 2, this time it's even more fucking tedious...

Which front page of Newsbiscuit was ripped off by Julia Hartley Brewer? 4 ronseal 3 years

On LBC radio, after one pm, Julia Hartley Brewer is going ot be in high dudgeon about hypocritical MPs Talking of which. I seem to remember she ripped of Newsbiscuit, in her column in the Sunday...

Slow off the mark, aren't you, ed? 0 be reasonable 3 years

http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=24056...

Is it just me, or... 2 The All New Jeni B 3 years

does anyone else think that this (first picture), http://www.bbc.co.uk/nature/12855775, looks like it's been modelled from a hoover bag?...

Disappointed electric meter reader says power over rated as an aphrodisiac 1 ronseal 3 years

That could be a Tim Vine type joke. I slept with the man who came to read our electricity meter. Couldn't stop myself. Power is the ultimate aphrodisiac...

Fine FP on Trumping 1 Sinnick 3 years

You pulled together some excellent ideas, there, ed. Scarily not too far from reality...

News on BBC: Thai couple name son 'Like' after Facebook button 0 3 years

Presumably they considered changing it to 'Unlike' when he's screaming at 2am? Frankly, it's the sort of embarrassing gush of emotion that would be more expected of a German family. Although I've...

Funny Osama FP concept 3 rikkor 3 years

Entire sub a bit strained, though...

Phwoarrrr, you don't get many of them to the pound, says foreign exchange dealer 2 ronseal 3 years

A new British comedy, Carry on Exchange Dealing, looks set to disappoint a new generation of cinema goers with lame toilet humour and innuendo-based gags. Like all British films, the film will enjoy...

I despair... 13 The All New Jeni B 3 years

I just typed the words "Where is" on google while looking for info for an essay, and the first option that popped up, before I'd finished typing my question, was "Azerbaijan.", A sad indictment of...

Cheers Bonjonelson! 1 ronseal 3 years

ah, that's better...

Complaint about controversial "raped chambermaid" NIB. 1 The Paper Ostrich 3 years

Excellent, funny, biting satire. My complaint is that Dominique Strauss-Kahn's first name is missing its second "i"...

Chris Huhne's got a new song out.... 1 ronseal 3 years

Oh Vicky You're so fine, I'm a swine, you paid my fine Hey Vicky!...

Steweart Lee's Comedy Vehicle 4 shitsu_tonka 3 years

It's back, and I had no idea until about an hour ago. See the forty-first best stand-up in the world doing his thing...

That joy/despair story on the front page 3 and another one 3 years

I think I enjoyed it even more the [url=http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2010/09/25/miliband-triumphsfails/]first time[/url] :-) http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2010/09/25/miliband-triumphsfails/...

Took her by the hand and my heart was thumpin' 1 Scroat 3 years

She said "Hey man, you crazy or something?"...

Who wrote the story about Tesco launching a cut price super injunction service? 12 ronseal 3 years

I love it. Why not do it as a full story?...

Quiet in here, innit. 1 Al OPecia 3 years

Saw "Attack the Block", very funny...

That Eastenders NIB... 2 BillyBitzer 3 years

[i]Soup[/i] Opera? Shirley some mistake?...

Lovely Blue Flag NIB, bnm! 0 rickwestwell 3 years

Think I forgot to comment on this one at the time, so have some imaginary stars now. Could/should have been a good FP, imho...

Excuse needed 7 shitsu_tonka 3 years

Dear Auntie NewsBiscuit, What can I say to get out of tonight's work do other than the truth which is that I find my colleagues desperately dull and don't want to waste a Friday night making awkward...