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Great FP! 0 rikkor 29.07.12 2:07pm
rikkor
Benny Hill theme song played during women's beach volleyball!

Unbelievable!...

1 Yikes 29.07.12 8:36am
Golgo13
Most optimistic Olympic coverage

As heard on BBC. "We'll be bringing you interviews with all the British medal winners". Well, let's hope they've got a few old episodes of "Dads Army" to fill the gaps in air time then...

0 Quaz 28.07.12 9:38pm
Quaz
I know it ay have been said before but... - 2

[size=16]I AM HEARTILY SICK OF THE WHOLE OLYMPIC GAMES THING[/size]...

35 Scroat 28.07.12 7:36pm
Ironduke
Jesus and Jeremy Clarkson's teeth

I wrote it and I'm very pleased to see that someone kindly edited it to make funny and then it was published. My first ever appearance on the homepage, couldn't be more chuffed. But I don't...

1 Carter 28.07.12 6:17pm
Sinnick
BBC Passive Aggressive Headlines

"Britain's Cavendish fails to shine" - because you had go on the Tour de France just before the Olympics, you moron...

0 JohnA 28.07.12 4:51pm
JohnA
Pictures that are inspiRED.

I have really enjoyed some of the FP pictures over the last week. Meerkat in an envelope and today's gunsmoke with the copyright mark for example. So what's everyone favourite RED masterpiece??...

12 Perks 28.07.12 6:18am
Gerontius
Satire becomes reality....

Remember 'Original Sugababes form Sugababes tribute band'? They have now reformed, doing pretty much that?...

1 Oxbridge 28.07.12 6:17am
Gerontius
Last call for pre-Olympic subs please

Come on you lot, get your priorities right...

7 dvo4fun 27.07.12 5:25pm
MADJEZ
Ticker

Has it broken? Can we have some new ones now, please?...

8 ptangyangkipperbang 27.07.12 5:21pm
MADJEZ
Later on Jeremy Hunt will accidentally set fire to the entire opening ceremony

http://insider.thomsonreuters.com/link.html?cn=uid343617&cid=939982&shareToken=MzpkNzkwOWQ1MS1jZGJkLTQ2MTgtYjE2NC0xMTMwODFkMWZkZjY%3D trying to come up with witty take on bells, ends of...

2 thisisall1word 27.07.12 2:16pm
dvo4fun
Queen tests positive for steroids disqualified from opening ceremony 0 27.07.12 9:50am
Dark Knight Rises Review

Dark Knight Rises is the latest installment of the most recent trilogy of Batman movies. It’s the third film which follows the release of two others which people went to cinemas all over the world...

9 smackbean 26.07.12 7:15pm
rikkor
Nice FP. Capitalize P in "Peter's"

Yours in spell checkery...

0 rikkor 26.07.12 7:13pm
rikkor
I'm new, where's the toilets?

And do I help myself to tea and coffee or do I have to chip in first? Couple more questions. Is there a best time to post in the Writer's Room? Should I be setting my alarm or staying up late, or...

20 Carter 26.07.12 9:25am
Scroat
Michael Gove ate my Javelin.

Athletes gathering at the Olympic village were shocked and surprised to hear allegations from the Manager of the Cameroon team ,that Michael Gove had eaten a star athletes javelin. When asked to...

1 Kieran 25.07.12 6:18pm
Thanks Ed.

For saving me from myself witht he Dog Walking NiB. It's much better now...

0 Al OPecia 25.07.12 5:44pm
Al OPecia
Top-notch FP, W. Smithy 2 rikkor 25.07.12 3:36pm
bonjonelson
Could somebody please remind me how to edit a submission

Many tanks. When I find out I can add the missing 'h' to the above sentence...

1 Underconstruction 25.07.12 11:54am
seymour totti
"Zil lane chaos" update

Usual 75 minute commute from Kent to Aldgate via Blackwall Tunnel usually takes 75 minutes; today was 55. Hurrah!...

3 riesler 25.07.12 10:51am
dvo4fun
I have just been banned from Waterstones

all I did was collect up and move all their yellow "caution wet floor" signs putting them in front of the Fifty Shades of Grey display...

4 andhrimnir 25.07.12 6:09am
Yikes
Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?

So, we can't trust the press, police, politicians, bankers, or anyone running a major company. Business as usual then. "From Our Own Correspondent" should run a peice from the UK...

0 Quaz 24.07.12 10:30pm
Quaz
What would happen if a selected athlete changed their name by deed poll...

to something like 'Max Pepsi' or 'King Burger'? Can a competitor be disqualified because of their name? Oooohif only I'd thought of this years ago and been blessed with any form of sporting talent,...

2 Ironduke 24.07.12 3:46pm
Ironduke
Could we please have an Olympic Torch update from Biscuiteers.. - 23

as it passes through you neighbourhood...

68 Gerontius 24.07.12 1:07pm
riesler
Great invention for those long business trips

Anyone spot the flaw ? http://www.newscientist.com/article/dn22073-kissing-device-lets-you-send-a-longdistance-smooch.html http://www.newscientist.com/data/images/ns/cms/dn22073/dn22073-1_300.jpg...

4 Sinnick 24.07.12 12:30pm
ptangyangkipperbang
Please no...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-18927928, It was inevitable - the death of peace and quiet for good. There is no God...

3 kga6 23.07.12 6:57pm
kga6
I was wondering how long it would be......

Before LOCOG shut newsbiscuit down!!!!! Don't f**k with the limpics...

6 Perks 23.07.12 12:30pm
kimllfixit
Am I going mad?

I swear that yesterday the site was down but I managed to somehow get in briefly and there was a sub from Gero about superheroes hiding from the gun man. I think I also saw a bit of some troll...

4 beau-jolly 22.07.12 7:15pm
JohnA
Newsbiscuit: The official satricial news outlet of the 2012 Olympic Games

Can we add some blant illegal claims to say that we're an offical partner of the games? Might be quite nice! We could add the word alleged or possible or something to that too somewhere possibly...

8 thisisall1word 22.07.12 4:24pm
Ironduke
Beens beens good for the heart....

but there is one too many beens in the last line of todays (excellent) FP...

1 button 21.07.12 7:32pm
rikkor