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What is the world of home cooking coming to...

When you a)need Raymond Blanc to tell you how to make an omelette and b) the BBC feel the need to put it on their front page. http://www.bbc.co.uk/food/recipes/cheeseomelette_80621 If you need...

26 Perks 18.03.13 7:55pm
Squudge
Is NewsBiscuit signing up to the new press regulations?

If we are charged a Million pound every time something untrue is published about someone then may I suggest charging the spammers for advertising in the site...

1 Perks 18.03.13 7:39pm
Squudge
NEAT-O results - par for the course

Such is the standard of punnery, I'm tempted to give it another week to allow it to sink to even greater depths - top work, thanks and honourable mentions to all entrants. But I suppose it's time to...

5 Midfield Diamond 18.03.13 3:01pm
Titus
Lovely afternoon today...

the sun is shining and the birds are tweeting. I preferred it when they just sang...

1 riesler 17.03.13 10:18pm
Truebiscuit
NEATO for week beginning 11th March

Thanks once again to godly for the Neat-O subject of horticulture which fittingly provided a good crop of entries. And my Idiot's Guide provides proof that you do not need to know anything about the...

20 Midfield Diamond 17.03.13 9:16pm
Titus
Wrong room....again 4 Dick Everyman 16.03.13 11:20pm
Dick Everyman
Jessie J hosts bukkake party to raise money for Comic Relief...

http://img560.imageshack.us/img560/6130/comicrelief20131756010.jpg...

1 Tripod 16.03.13 6:16pm
Dick Everyman
Truebiscuit - Jailed sperm

[url=http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-21658940]You can take away our freedom, but you will never take our insemination[/url]...

0 Not Amused 15.03.13 5:51pm
Not Amused
Cor, look, the Guv'nor's famous. He's on magazine covers and everything.

http://www.private-eye.co.uk/pictures/covers/full/1335_big.jpg...

5 wallster 15.03.13 5:39pm
Squudge
My first FB on Newsbiscuit

..[url=http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2013/03/12/massive-sinkhole-appears-under-no-11-downing-street/]sort of[/url]. It was improved with some deft comedic touches by our editor who showed amateurs like...

4 AReader 15.03.13 5:35pm
rikkor
The thing about the Pope is...

He does tend to take himself a bit too seriously. What we need is a Pope with a bit of a sense of humour A Jewish Pope would be great!...

20 Scroat 15.03.13 4:00pm
thisisall1word
Brian Cox archive piece still relevant

Des and Stan - whatever happened to them? [url=http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2013/03/14/prof-brian-cox-wins-%e2%80%98face-you-would-most-like-to-slap%e2%80%99-award/]Form an orderly queue please...

1 Stan 15.03.13 9:20am
Squudge
I'm off for a couple of days.

Could somebody take notes for me?...

11 dvo4fun 15.03.13 12:43am
Not Amused
Papal hopeful sees campaign "go up in smoke." 1 Rizla 14.03.13 11:48pm
Truebiscuit
Come on then who had Ian Paisley in the sweepstake ?

More blatant pot-pourri soon...

5 MADJEZ 14.03.13 11:57am
Ironduke
I do find it funny that...

Some commentators and pundits are going to have to spend the next x years saying 'France is the first'. I can imagine any euro sceptic, religious person enjoying that. It didn't work as a ticker...

0 Not Amused 14.03.13 10:35am
Not Amused
An Apology

http://thisisalloneword.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/bluline.jpg?w=755, In passing conversation the other day I turned, My head away from you, stopped listening or, Talking and stared at the poster...

22 thisisall1word 14.03.13 4:01am
rickwestwell
Coffee splutteringly funny!

http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/timstanley/100206758/americans-eat-snow-claims-north-korea-propaganda-video-and-its-yummy/ Doubtless a fake, but good fun. I particularly like the line about the...

11 riesler 13.03.13 11:48pm
Squudge
Fine FP on what goes down in the Sistine, Ed

Am I the only one that sucks up to the Ed ?...

4 Sinnick 13.03.13 9:36pm
Perks
ho hum 2 Actual Size 13.03.13 6:29pm
Scroat
Tesco buys Giraffe restaurants

Makes a change from horse, I guess. They didn't really think this idea through very well, did they?...

0 bonjonelson 13.03.13 4:34pm
bonjonelson
Local news

I’ve recently take to twitter for the shop. One of the great joys I have discovered is following This is Dorset (@thisisdorsetnew)., Where else would you be fed headline such as:, [i]Felled ash...

17 beau-jolly 13.03.13 4:32pm
beau-jolly
Sewers Near Rebecca's Home Found To Contain Traces Of Whore Shit 2 Titus 13.03.13 1:20pm
Titus
Crufts FP

Fantastic FP Slante - ta for hat-tip though I only mentioned dog's arse!...

5 Dick Everyman 13.03.13 11:59am
Squudge
I have awful news. - 23

I received a message on FB this morning telling me that Quaz died suddenly yesterday. Quaz, Andrew Page, was only 43. I plan to send a card to his parents and two children, so if anyone would like...

73 The All New Jeni B 13.03.13 1:31am
thisisall1word
Suggestion concerning edited subs.

Fairly often there are helpful suggestions for improvement or correction of subs. Some of these suggestions are adopted by the originator but often before I have seen the original. This prevents me...

5 weematt 13.03.13 1:23am
rikkor
OK girls...which one of you is it?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PP9b_91PHi8&feature=player_embedded...

1 Gerontius 12.03.13 3:29pm
Dick Everyman
I hadn't realised Justin Beiber was such a scrapper...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ij89w9_x8d4 What a twat...

1 Scroat 12.03.13 11:54am
button
We'll post everything that happens in the chat room in case it changes. 0 Perks 12.03.13 9:56am
Perks
Nick Clegg...

Whenever referred to subsequently in news reports as "Mr. Clegg" it always sounds like "Mystic Leg." Once you have this, I'm afraid you might have it forever. Quaz would like this, bless him...

7 Scroat 11.03.13 9:44pm
FlashArry