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Enochophiles please sign in 1 nickb 7 hours

Like I say, we have a pro racist joke in the top ten. As ever the funny and the edgey are to be applauded. Don't mind it being there. Need to know why...

Goodbye cruel world... 10 Oxbridge 8 hours

Tonight, I'm actually going to a frigging Army Benevolent frigging fund carol concert in Hereford Cathedral for no better reason than that my daughter is playing the flute in it. With an address by...

Merry Christmas and a happy New Year to all you lot and yours 4 Scroat 8 hours

There. It had to be said...

Pro-racist post gets in Newbiscuit top ten. 0 nickb 12 hours
What's your least impressive celebrity encouter stories? - 23313233 974 bonjonelson 14 hours

Have you met a really unimportant celebrity? How did it turn out? Who has the best story from the least exciting celebrity? Here's my entry - I once had Sunday lunch at Guru Josh's house, roast...

What's the latest on the Dead Pool? - 23232425 729 The All New Jeni B 17 hours

Surely someone's got Prince Philip as a dead cert?...

It's those bastard squirrels 3 Sinnick 21 hours

[url=http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-30456869]Squirrels cause Climate Change[/url] They're up to something, I'm sure of it:...

TWAT OF THE YEAR 6 Scroat 1 day

So much competition. But he must win hands down. http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=84711...

Wouldn't it be nice.... 0 throngsman 1 day

If Sony released 'The Interview' free of charge to the world on the internet in Christmas Day to let the world decide who calls the shots? They could password protect it and let everyone 'hack' it. ...

Women now equally free to devote lives to the service of imaginary hypocrite 1 Adrian Bamforth 1 day
Well, I'M not scared of having my computer hacked if I take ... 3 Titus 2 days

the piss out of North Korea and its chubby little leade¬¬¬?>¬¬¬///////¬¬¬\/\/¿؟)¿؟)?¿؟)¬¬¬¬¬¬///|^...

B*****ds beat me to it. 0 Adrian Bamforth 2 days

Supermarket employees call surprise Christmas truce My version:, Seasonal workers across Essex yesterday walked out of their stores to meet their counterparts in a touching display of camaraderie...

This is fun. 1 Ted King 2 days

[url=http://blog.squandertwo.net/2014/12/an-open-letter-to-russell-brand.html?m=1]He's not the Messiah[/url]...

How do you do it? 2 Iroquois Pliskin 3 days

I guess the old 5 star system is open to interpretation, but I roll with this: 0 Didn’t see it, or didn’t ‘get’ it, 1 Terrible / Doesn’t work / In very poor taste / Mean, 2 Sloppy /...

Oi. Nice Admin Lady. I'm not nickb! 14 antharrison 3 days

He is very funny but is not me (in fact he's much funnier that me). Just saying! I won't even mention the mug. Oops I just did...

Hypothetical: Supposing Scotland narrowly says no.... - 2 33 AReader 3 days

do you think that the people who voted yes will go home quietly?...

Man Makes Unfunny Post about Non-News Story - Gets No Stars Or Feedback 2 Titus 3 days

(Don't spoil it ...

Politicians! You think you've heard it all, until... 2 Scroat 4 days

Someone on the Toady Programme boasts about reducing spending on housing allowances. Surely if we have any vestiges of humanity about us, we should be applauding those who spend more on those in...

Hooray! Some new tickers at last! And good ones, too. 1 Titus 5 days

Congratulations to all concerned...

UK military advisors being sent to Iraq 0 bonjonelson 6 days

Judging by the photo I think they are certainly needing some advice. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-30464272...

Water bills to fall to more than they are now 5 throngsman 1 week

Just reading the BBC - apparently Ofwat have reported that water bills are to fall by an average of 5% not including inflation by 2020. So they might fall upwards, defying fiscal gravity?...

Put it in your diary 8 Scroat 1 week

I think Nigel Farage and Russell Brand are on Newsnight on Thursday. Hara-kiri afterwards?...

Princess Ann almost thrown to the Lesbians 0 Dick Everyman 1 week

[url=http://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/sandi-tosvig-fired-from-hosting-save-the-children-in-1994-because-organisers-didnt-want-princes-ann-to-meet-a-lesbian-9892744.html]Princess Ann saved...

I think the sunglasses are a nice touch.... 2 Al OPecia 1 week

otherwise everybody would recognise her. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-30439913...

Should have gone for the lower amount. 11 Lens Cap 1 week
Goodbye everyone the big wind is coming. - 2 38 godly1966 1 week

Should Armageddon arrive later tonight \ tomorrow morning I would just like to say goodbye to everyone., PS. I think our Scottish contributors ( jeni) should set up some sort of refugee camp for us...

Can't believe Gordon Brown is being lauded as some sort of political genius - 2 32 Scroat 1 week
Not so " Premier Foods" 12 godly1966 1 week

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-30338663 I'm thinking of writing to them asking for 70 thousand pounds or they can stuff there Angel Delight up there arses. I won't be buying it...

OK - so which of you guys wrote this one? 0 Ugi_Again 1 week

http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2014/dec/07/champagne-house-of-lords-reform-taxpayer...

Gideon 6 Scroat 1 week

I have much more trust in the BBC than in Gideon. His attack on the Beeb smacks either of desperation or arrogance. Desperation to detract from his message, or arrogance in thinking that anybody who...