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More donors are needed at Britain's national sperm bank, its boss has said, as she revealed it has just nine a year after it opened. It could take around five years before the centre, based at...

Blimey... 8 Mary Evans 4 hours

you turn your back for five minutes, Red's been restructured, the Ed's now a chorus girl and I feel like the old lady at the school reunion who doesn't recognise anyone. How the heck is everyone?...

What's your least impressive celebrity encouter stories? - 23343536 1061 bonjonelson 4 hours

Have you met a really unimportant celebrity? How did it turn out? Who has the best story from the least exciting celebrity? Here's my entry - I once had Sunday lunch at Guru Josh's house, roast...

Is it a wonderful world? 10 Dick Everyman 4 hours

Just listened to Louis Armstrong's 'What a Wonderful World' (1967). With all the depressing news headlines I remain unconvinced but maybe the good does outweigh the bad?...

Rob Dee aka "Red" retiring from NewsBiscuit - 2 55 editor 15 hours

Every evening for the past seven or eight years, Rob Dee has logged on to his computer and chosen or created the perfect pic for whichever news story was due to be published that night. Finally he...

What's the latest on the Dead Pool? - 23262728 813 The All New Jeni B 16 hours

Surely someone's got Prince Philip as a dead cert?...

Startling And Amazing News - NB Updates Tickers 21 Titus 18 hours

Nah, only kidding. Still same old stuff...

I have noticed it has almost been a year since the last Writer Of The Month. - 234 116 James Pluside 18 hours

Should we hold a memorial service?...

Corbyn in pyramid pledge 0 shortprints 1 day

Jeremy Corbyn has pledged to kick-start a new pyramid-building programme funded by what has been dubbed “dead people’s” quantative-easing. “It is scandalous that we in the twenty-first...

The Conservative Party - 2 55 Wrenfoe 2 days

I just wanted to see if this thread was as popular as the Labour version...

test 14 S J Roe 3 days
The (ginger) bitch is back! 2 Scroat 3 days
Tabloid satire - 23 86 Tom Learmouth 3 days

I think there's room on NewsBiscuit for some surreal, scaremongering satirical tabloid articles (On the Hour/Day Today style). A lot of their headlines seem just to be a random collection of...

BBC 3 Scroat 3 days

So on the one hand Dave is making noises about ripping the guts out of the BBC, and on the other Nicola F Sturgeon wants a new channel just for Scotland. Madness...

You may also like... 22 Mandy Lifeboat 4 days

No I don't. I go away for a week and come back to a block of awful clickbait links on the NB front page. When did that start? Please make it stop...

Why such slow updates on the Newsbiscuit Facebook page? 2 Adrian Bamforth 4 days

We're not just here to entertain ourselves are we?...

Small medium no longer at large. 4 JETFAB 6 days

No more soon,ever...

The Labour Party - 23456 166 Scroat 6 days

Had to laugh. Alastair Campbell is the latest to urge caution about Jeremy Corbyn. Everyone's saying it will be a disaster if he wins the leadership election, but they seem to have forgotten the...

News Spew - 238910 287 Tom Learmouth 6 days

Puking Content into Stupid Faces 24/7...

Tuffers advice to Ashes winners ... 2 Robert Koch 6 days

They need to sit down and think about where they stand. (repeated twice on radio)...

Dun Dunkin 25 bonjonelson 6 days

Admins, can we please do something about Dun Dunkin, at the very least removing his disgusting post about jews in the writers' room. It is posts like this that make me seriously consider if I want...

Department of Redundancy Department 1 bonjonelson 1 week

Another sign produced by the Department of Redundancy Department - seen on the A21 https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/t31.0-8/11144791_10153133541598932_627880649235123250_o.jpg...

Not caught up 6 Iroquois Pliskin 1 week

I haven't read any news for two weeks, so I don't know what the hell any of you are blabbering on about. Anyone got any good knob-gags?...

Just seen a film trailer... 1 throngsman 1 week

for Russell Brand - Get Him to the Greek - where he's described as 'the UK's next Prime Minister'. Is this to make Jeremy Corbyn more acceptable, or have the Americans misunderstood what a fuck up...

Grayson Perry is an occasional transvestite and not LGBT. 13 Crayon 1 week

With the article 'Guardian urges readers to vote for first LGBT 007' on the front page, it is sad and embarrassing to see NewsBiscuit display the kind of ignorance and prejudice that one would expect...

Cliff to sing 'Carrot in the Wind' 1 deceangli 1 week

Yes, I know it's in the wrong room, but it's also in bad taste. Just wanted to let it out...

the Carbuncle cup nominees have been released . 4 Robert Koch 1 week

just in case you folks wanted to see what great things architects do., http://www.bdonline.co.uk/buildings/carbuncle-cup/...

Jeremy Corbin 'Would Solve Housing Crisis Overnight' Allegation 7 Titus 1 week

According to competing candidates for the Labour party leadership, Jeremy Corbyn has not denied advocating a revolutionary change to Britain's housing policy. His alleged analysis of the situation...

Edward Heath Allegations: Lord Armstrong Speaks - 2 32 Titus 2 weeks

http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p02zly7q I agree with Lord Armstrong: any allegations of child abuse (or any other crime) against Edward Heath should certainly be investigated vigorously and...

I'm not saying your wife's fat . . . . 6 deceangli 2 weeks

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/11804053/john-prescott-denies-sex-assault-mp-wife.html We all need to up our game, chaps - reality trumping us again...