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One year from now.... 20 throngsman 18 minutes

It's interesting to speculate what the political landscape will look like this time next year -gives everyone a chance to work on the gags at least. Here's my view, some predictable (and already...

Squeaky bum time at the Met 0 beckfordburger 1 hour

In the tragic unfolding story of Alice Gross (RIP) it emerged that ‘Police have said Arnis Zalkalns was arrested in the Ealing area in 2009 for indecently assaulting a 14-year-old girl, but no...

Talk about missing the point 4 ianslat 1 hour

[url=http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-essex-29446232]How thick have you got to be?[/url]...

TrueBiscuit 13 Oxbridge 1 hour

http://www.theladbible.com/articles/josie-cunningham-thought-she-was-dating-a-premier-league-footballer-for-18-months So someone told her he played for Hull City and the daft bint thought that meant...

NB virtual Christmas party 6 throngsman 2 hours

The more social can pop down to their local Wetherspoons and Skype, the rest of us can just get silently sloshed at home, getting increasingly personal in the chat room and competing to create the...

What's the latest on the Dead Pool? - 23222324 692 The All New Jeni B 6 hours

Surely someone's got Prince Philip as a dead cert?...

Cameron Conference Rap 0 bonjonelson 6 hours

If you haven't seen this yet, you should! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0YBumQHPAeU...

Windows 10 - available to test 9 AReader 7 hours

Start here and follow instructions: http://lifehacker.com/windows-10-technical-preview-now-available-for-download-1641212531 Personally I use an ISO image and VMware Workstation but Virtual Box is...

Tom & Jerry 3 NewBiscuit 20 hours

Apparently is now carry warning for portraying 'racial stereotypes'. Kids need to be warned about this stuff. Nowhere does it mention anything about hitting a cat in the face with a frying pan,...

Starting the 'Write for NewsBiscuit' ticker challenge - 238910 283 Kevin the Swan 1 day

Day 1 - 19th Feb, running low on palatable rations 'Sat on your skis at Sochi? Write for NewsBiscuit' 'Watching Torvill & Dean win again? Write for NewsBiscuit'...

OSF - 2 35 beau-jolly 1 day

Am I alone in delighting in the One Star Fairy's swift justice in the other place? If the OSF didn't exist someone would have to have invented itoh hang on. I think the writers' room is a better...

Tory sex scandal... 10 Ironduke 2 days

looks like he sent a photo of his cock to a fake account set up to entrap Tory MPs, organised by Sunday Mirror, and had had a crack at a dozen Tory MPs before one fell for the flirtatious flattery....

How do I get people to send me piccies of naked women? 3 Titus 2 days

Or is this a service which journalists provide solely for government ministers? If so, I wish to complain of unfair discrimination, with the [i]Sunday Mirror[/i] granting special favours to...

Anything happened while I was away? 5 Scroat 2 days

Any referendum fallout, flounces, murders etc. Have you all been good?...

Truebiscuit : best roundabout in Britain 0 Not Amused 3 days

[url=http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-gloucestershire-29407943]Roundabouts ![/url] I'd have given it stars if it was in the other room "UK Roundabout Appreciation Society" - it really exists...

I see the FPs are being recycled from other sites.... 2 Al OPecia 3 days

.todays'from JP's, two years ago: http://jp1885.wordpress.com/ NAL, Ed what is occurring?...

DLT hahahahahaha! - 23567 195 beau-jolly 4 days

I've just been looking for the old thread (April time?) where I got a bit of stick for suggesting DLT was a wrong 'un when he was accussed of indecent assault. I was, quite rightly, pulled up for...

Looks like Farage is doing a Miliband 8 throngsman 4 days

Cutting tax revenues, 'doing something' about the NHS, promising jobs in the Police etc to Veterans (sounds good from a veteran perspective -I'm one with 24 years service so might have been swayed in...

Ig Noble Prize, 2014 5 Sinnick 4 days

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-29253796 http://www.improbable.com/ig/winners...

One at a time please, Conservative Party... 3 Ironduke 4 days

hard for satire writers to keep up, one off to UKIP, one sex scandal resignation.what's next? War?...

I see the tickers have got stuck again (sigh). 11 Titus 5 days

Presumably Our Noble Masters have - again - forgotten to appoint anyone to update them. C'mon, O Masters - please?...

Cameron: "IS threat to Britain" 1 Midfield Diamond 5 days

No, not a ticker sub posted in the wrong room, I hear that was a headline on the BBC news website earlier...

andy burnham is a moron 15 Robert Koch 5 days

small wonder people disengage from politics when idiots like this on radio 4 PM programmme claim that labour will 'get hospitals working again' and get people 'back on the ground', i had not noticed...

Tough American cop fails to find informant in strip joint 3 Wrenfoe 6 days

- nice archive story from Oxbridge today. If you watch a lot of american crime drama, almost every other scene seems set in a strip joint. It makes you wonder if there are any female script writers...

Can we assume then that Abu Qatada did in the end get a fair trial? 6 ianslat 6 days

Despite his lawyers arguing for 10 years that he wouldn't. Perhaps we should have more faith in foreign justice systems making the right decision. Like South Africa...

Will Cameron’s period as Prime Minister be remembered as ‘Purrgate Tory’? 1 beckfordburger 6 days
Indian space mission to Mars, PM quote: 16 Ironduke 6 days

"We have navigated our craft through a route known to very few," Mr Modi said, congratulating both the scientists and "all my fellow Indians on this historic occasion." Now that is particularly...

Should Newsbiscuit just give up? 1 sydalg 6 days

It's hard to compete with stuff like this: http://www.sundayworld.com/top-stories/daily-world/man-who-ate-girlfriend-s-brain-should-be-put-on-vegan-diet...

Do they have a best before date on those TOMAHAWK missiles ? 1 Redben01 6 days

The US seems to set a load of them off every couple or three years , usually at whichever despot they've fallen out with. If they do have a fire before date on them then rather than have to sell...

I was going to post a joke about Ed Milband, but I forgot what it was 0 Titus 1 week

(Hat tip to Matt of the [i]Telegraph[/i].)...