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Any sad volunteers for The Joke this year ? 13 Sinnick 3 hours
Owed to a Greek Urn 5 Titus 5 hours

Why haven't we had any brilliant, original posts asking "What's a Greek Earn?" You lot are supposed to be humorous writers. Come on, get on with it. I want my money'sworth out of this site. Amuse...

News Spew - 23 71 Tom Learmouth 14 hours

Puking Content into Stupid Faces 24/7...

Anyone else noticed this ? 0 Sinnick 15 hours

On the new BBC News page, there's often a curious juxtaposition of stories. The one I just spotted was "First UK Tunisia dead returned home" - adjacent to a picture of someone on a pedalo. There...

Tabloid satire - 23 62 Tom Learmouth 18 hours

I think there's room on NewsBiscuit for some surreal, scaremongering satirical tabloid articles (On the Hour/Day Today style). A lot of their headlines seem just to be a random collection of...

Trains from Paddington delayed because tracks too hot 1 Not Amused 1 day

It would be funny if I want caught up in it. 90 mins in Paddington waiting for a train. Wrong kind of train company I think...

So, what will you do with that extra second tonight ? 14 Sinnick 1 day
Quote of the day... 12 Dick Everyman 2 days

Has to be former Arkansas Governor, Mike Huckabee's take on USA's same sex marriage ruling [quote]For a lot of believers, the question comes, do we have civil disobedience, or do we have Biblical...

Greg Davies 2 Scroat 2 days

I wouldn't be surprised if he's on here under some sort of pseudonym...

Fashion advice needed... 2 Scroat 2 days

I mean, what DO they look like?...

Bang goes the 'lone wolf' theory... 0 riesler 2 days

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-33313749...

No NIBs on FB - 234 94 Iroquois Pliskin 3 days

Have we stopped publishing NIBs on Facebook? It's not a completely altruistic inquiry, I'll admit, but surely it doesn't hurt to have a mix of full and smaller articles, considering social media is...

Brave New World of marriage - 23 66 cococoffel 5 days

To the Honorable US Supreme Court Justice John Roberts:, Dear John ( I hope I can refer to as John in our Brave New World because there are no rules anymore):, I have a huge problem. I want to...

I have decided to do an experiment and complete an entry just using the words 1 Al OPecia 5 days

suggested by my Kindle. Here goes: the killing of his posts including any comedic comment by Barry McGuigan and lucia the bell peppers and the Editor before you can spell out the BBC Charter schools...

The Nights are drawing in ... 1 Sinnick 5 days

Courtesy of @maximpetergriffin: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CIH-Pf1WgAQVnK6.jpg Well, it tickled me...

In the beginning......A Newsbiscuit Creation Myth 7 Iroquois Pliskin 5 days

In the beginning (please continue)...

Today's FP 0 Not Amused 1 week

thanks to Ed for putting it up and editing it well, a nice surprise this morning. Could you add hat tips for Crayon, Throngsman, and NewBiscuit when you get a chance please...

I would like to suggest that actually the site moves too slow 2 throngsman 1 week
Clarkson and The Beano 10 Titus 1 week

Intellectuals among you may care to note that Jeremy Clarkson features in frame 11 on page 4 and in frames 3 and 6 on page 5 of the [i]Dennis the Menace and Gnasher[/i] story in this week's issue of...

Binder 4 Iroquois Pliskin 1 week

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/news/11692915/Binder-This-horrible-new-app-is-the-Tinder-of-breaking-up.html There's another perfectly good story ruined by a TrueBiscuit...

More Front Page stories.... Agree / Disagree ?? - 23 66 David Microband 1 week

This might be an unpopular idea, but I think NewsBiscuit should consider increasing the number of stories it publishes per day. How about (up to) 2 'FP stories' and 2-3 'News in brief' (depending on...

Breaking News: David Microband arrested at Heathrow airport 2 6Illuminati9 1 week

David Microband was arrested today by immigration officers at Heathrow, after being caught trying to board a plane headed for Greece. The schizophrenic writer was attempting to flee the country in...

Mucky road names 0 andyiong 1 week

It is sometimes the simple pleasures that are the best. https://energyhelpline.wordpress.com/2015/06/19/is-a-street-with-a-rude-name-your-way-up-the-housing-ladder/...

"Using the truth as a weapon" 11 Titus 1 week

An interesting concept. This was an accusation directed at Geert Wilders by one of his critics, during the controversy surrounding the recent failure to broadcast anti-Islamic cartoons as part of a...

The commentator on the England - Norway Women's game has just said ... 0 Al OPecia 1 week

One or two cracks have started to open up. Fascinating...

Great FP today 0 sydalg 1 week

It's rare that the title alone makes me guffaw...

Is today's Ed from the Grauniad? 5 GrumpyCat 1 week

Who spell-checked the NiB?, [quote]'All police investigtions'[/quote]...

Maybe this is why ISIS destroys heritage sites 4 throngsman 1 week

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-north-east-wales-33197225 As far as I can see a cash strapped council has spent four years and £147,000 polishing a stone, installing a stairway and removing...

What's the latest on the Dead Pool? - 23252627 800 The All New Jeni B 1 week

Surely someone's got Prince Philip as a dead cert?...

Captions, please 13 Sinnick 1 week

http://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/660/cpsprodpb/3A2A/production/_83709841_027744853-1.jpg...