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What British people say and what they mean 5 AReader 8 hours

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What other famous Scots will feature in tonight's ceremony? 20 ianslat 8 hours

I'm hoping to see Frankie Boyle tell a few jokes, then a turn by the Krankies...

NK Leader Dancing 1 IABP 2 1 day

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JUgEmezpS_E You can't see the join...

What's the latest on the Dead Pool? - 23202122 657 The All New Jeni B 2 days

Surely someone's got Prince Philip as a dead cert?...

Is the Mash that good that it can charge for everything? 15 sydalg 2 days

You can't even view the [url=http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/]home page[/url] now if you've gone over your limit of views per month...

Bless the Guardian! 0 Scroat 2 days

'Her royal highness: Queen's racehorse fails drugs test' Nice one...

Tesco 1 JoshSpringer 2 days

Was Philip Clarke one of Tesco's Finest?...

TrueBiscuit - Harrison Tree Killed by Beetles 4 Titus 2 days

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-28417341 Fortunatley, this is not the kind of site where disrespectful people will make terrible puns about this...

Truebiscuit: RJ Reynolds, ciggy maker, told to pay wife of cancer victim $23.6bn 10 IABP 2 3 days

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-28389273 Did any of you know that smoking is bad for you?, Apparently so...

Argos 7 deceangli 3 days

Anybody been to Argos recently? It's hilarious. The Old System : you look through a catalogue, find the thing you want, write a 7 digit code on a special slip of paper, hand it in at the desk, pay,...

Daily Mail does irony 3 Gerontius 3 days

One picture, One headline, Totally unconnected and yet connected in every way, Sums up everything that is wrong with this country, http://www.pressdisplay.com/pressdisplay/viewer.aspx...

What's your least impressive celebrity encouter stories? - 23303132 937 bonjonelson 3 days

Have you met a really unimportant celebrity? How did it turn out? Who has the best story from the least exciting celebrity? Here's my entry - I once had Sunday lunch at Guru Josh's house, roast...

Starting the 'Write for NewsBiscuit' ticker challenge - 23567 183 Kevin the Swan 3 days

Day 1 - 19th Feb, running low on palatable rations 'Sat on your skis at Sochi? Write for NewsBiscuit' 'Watching Torvill & Dean win again? Write for NewsBiscuit'...

Head of major U.S. political party attends Phish concert 0 DickJohnson2016 4 days

http://youtu.be/hux0dwjlqpU...

How long ago was Wimbledon? 0 Titus 4 days

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2009/06/25/follow-newsbiscuit-on-twitter-and-facebook/ When is the National Trust / English Heritage / the British Museum going to take over NB tickers?...

Monty Python 5 RobArmstrong 4 days

At the O2, ready for Monty Python, completely over excited!...

Sorry. Don't know what happened. 17 AReader 4 days

Will go back to my favoured position of 'gadfly' now...

TrueBiscuit: Cley dog show (Norfolk) 1 Sinnick 5 days

2nd place: http://www.edp24.co.uk/polopoly_fs/1.2277232.1373733167!/image/3418381373.jpg_gen/derivatives/landscape_630/3418381373.jpg The winner:...

Now then, look you... 13 beau-jolly 6 days

A mate had a spare ticket so I went to see Sir Tom Jones last night at the Larmer Tree Gardens. 'kin brilliant! Amazing show. He doesn't move much and appeared to be scoffing pain killers but did...

Assault and Buttery 7 IABP 2 6 days

http://www.westerndailypress.co.uk/Julie-Evans-45-fined-smearing-Clover-butter/story-21657778-detail/story.html Sounds like he made a meal of it. I blame those 6:00am Lurpak calls...

Train services - you couldn't make it up! 7 Ugi_Again 1 week

I have just had an e-mail from Abellio Greater Anglia saying that they are putting an emergency timetable into effect tomorrow afternoon because of the [i]prediction[/i] of high temperatures! Am I...

The Marquees De Sade 19 Titus 1 week

"We make the most uncomfortable tents in the world"...

Oh dear, what can the matter be...? 5 Scroat 1 week

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-28341980...

Too much Archers information II 0 Scroat 1 week

"And tonight Brian tells Jennifer when to stop."...

Truebiscuit - Paper Bag Speed-Dating 6 IABP 2 1 week

http://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/looks-or-personality-the-science-museum-answers-dating-conundrum-with-paper-bags-9564336.html...

Atheist check-ins 8 cinquecento 1 week

Unless Easyjet introduce nudist no-hand luggage flights, it strikes me the best way forward on airline security is to offer a separate check in for atheists whereby passengers would trample over a...

Has anyone here actually followed the Harris trial? - 2 58 sydalg 1 week

I only read the headlines about the case while it was going on. If you read...

Who would you like to head the historical child abuse inquiry, and why ? 29 Sinnick 1 week

remember, it's a comedy website...

Gove interview 8 Squudge 1 week

C4 News - Gove holding forth, making it very clear that the PM said he could stay on in his current job if he wanted to, but the new Mr Whippy thing allows him to serve ..blah. C4 interviewer (KGM)...

Birds do it. Bees do it. 17 Mary Evans 1 week

I've done it loads. Incidentally, I've also published a novel. Who Let the Gods Out? is a comedy, fantasy adventure about modern immortals targeted at 9 - 12-year-old children. So it should be ideal...