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Shouted at the radio again today 5 Scroat 3 hours

"PR is a many headed Hydra" someone said. I shouted: "It's not a many headed hydra it's just a f*cking Hydra. There's no other sort of f*cking Hydra. Would they say "A one-headed man is helping...

Well done John O’Farrell 9 godly1966 9 hours

Something rotten! The musical partly written by JOF has been nominated for a shed load of awards on Broadway...

Well here's one piece of good news! 5 Dick Everyman 9 hours

[url=http://news.sky.com/story/1467657/wonga-crashes-to-35m-loss-after-torrid-year]Drowning Sharks?[/url]...

118 118's latest rip-off venture 1 Dick Everyman 1 day

Has anyone seen the new 118 118 advert offering loans of 99.9%APR? My 92 year old neighbour used their telephone enquiry service recently and was charged £9.00 (exc VAT)for the privilege. Little...

Get your local charity shop to sell your junk for you 1 Midfield Diamond 1 day

The Diamond household had a bit of a clearout before Christmas and we ended up donating a load of clothes, old toys, etc to the local hospice shop. I also did the Gift Aid thing so they could get a...

Detonate Michael McIntyre 17 Crayon 1 day

Imagine: a montage of news images showing war, terrorism, riots, disasters, Oscar Pistorius, Max Clifford, Alex Salmond, Abu Hamza, and the stage of Live At The Apollo. Voice over: As the...

news universals 5 cinquecento 1 day

strikes me that many news stories are recurring non-events that could be boiled down to a few generic items, such as 'man denies accusation', 'president condemns atrocity', 'Royal wears something',...

Amusing ways to split up with your girlfriend #1 10 Midfield Diamond 1 day

[url=http://www.westerngazette.co.uk/Man-dumped-having-sex-dog-sending-video/story-26348792-detail/story.html]From my local paper[/url] Not sure if the 'victim surcharge' goes to the dog or the...

Complete the sentence 19 ianslat 1 day

Miliband: I'm ready to lead country...

Well done Wrenfoe. 28 godly1966 1 day

Well done Wrenfoe for writing for Newzoids on the telly!...

No one likes to see this happen. 1 godly1966 1 day

http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/570456/Staffordshire-family-now-owe-council-quarter-of-a-million-after-son-s-accident?utm_source=Outbrain&utm_medium=externalwidget&utm_term=expressshowbiz&...

Shameless book plug and free wine offer 20 beau-jolly 1 day

I think I may have mentioned previously that a book had been spawned from NB. Well now it is...

Ever wondered why there are so many gays around? 6 sydalg 4 days

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3041701/Thinking-woman-having-sex-partner-make-children-gay-declares-Iranian-cleric.html...

Who would you trust with the big red button? 13 Dick Everyman 4 days

Just occurred to me that whoever gets in next month will have access to the big red button. Who do you think it would be safe with? My money isn't on Farage...

Caption competition 0 beau-jolly 5 days

http://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/624/media/images/82359000/jpg/_82359412_jannerandblair.jpg Evil bastard and mad, evil bastard...

Colour blindness 3 roybland 6 days

Ed- today's red trouser NIB wrongly credited to ronseal...

In the unlikedly event of a draw 15 throngsman 6 days

OK, perhaps it's been obvious since as recently as 2010 that this election could be close unless one of the main parties engages in Mugabe scale vote rigging. It seems that if the electorate don't...

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Complete the sentence 2 5 ianslat 6 days

In the interests of balance and fairness -, Cameron: We'll offer good life for all...

Gerxit 3 Titus 6 days

We hear about fears of Grexit if the Greeks can't sort out their economy, but we don't seem to hear much about the possibility of a Gerxit if the Krauts get fed up with continually being expected to...

One year from now.... - 23 81 throngsman 1 week

It's interesting to speculate what the political landscape will look like this time next year -gives everyone a chance to work on the gags at least. Here's my view, some predictable (and already...

To help with the democratic process 0 throngsman 1 week

Just seen this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbLGG5UGEKw...

What's the latest on the Dead Pool? - 23252627 781 The All New Jeni B 1 week

Surely someone's got Prince Philip as a dead cert?...

Do we need OfPol? 4 deceangli 1 week

I think we need an Office for Standards in Politics, which monitors delivery against election promises and fines the parties accordingly. A bit like all the other 'Ofs' but with bigger fines....

Here's a tip punters 0 Scroat 1 week

Oxford must be worth a pound each way. But keep it to yourselves. And you didn't hear it from me...

Caption Competition 10 andyiong 1 week

Okay, we started something in the other forum on this yesterday, so I thought this might be a good one to continue the revival.,...

Did you read the one 8 throngsman 1 week

About the Bristol UKIP wannabe councillor who makes a living as a porn actor, acting name Rockard (in case you want to check the credits on your Betamax tapes). I'm sure there is a sub in this. But...

Does autocorrect know something the voters should know? 1 throngsman 1 week

I'm using a Microsoft Surface with Office 2013 which provides a predictive element to anything I write in the 'Post' box. If I write 'Tony' it assumes 'Blair'. 'David' prompts 'Cameron', but 'Ed'...

Yay! Here comes the Katie Hopkins Show! 3 Dick Everyman 1 week

I was a tad worried about this until I saw what channel it may air onphew!...

Yum! 2 Scroat 1 week

http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z38/dcoxell/_1_zpsekxmdcfe.jpg...