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Vegetarian advice please - 2 51 Dick Everyman 1 hour

I've invited some friends to dinner on Friday night. Two of them are vegetarians, (one is a vegan actually) so looking for a few tips to make sure I don't f**k up. Your help would be appreciated...

Can anyone tell me please? 2 Al OPecia 5 hours

How I can get access to the "old" subs boards prior to the Big Switchover to the new ones. Have been meaning to ask for a while...

A new low? 29 Gerontius 6 hours

29 of the 31 entries on the current page are tickers., Three or four are mildly amusing at best., Is this it from now on?, Nothing but shit tickers., Is that the height of ambition nowadays?...

UKIP - don't you just love them? 6 Scroat 1 day

They put the fun back in politics. You never quite know what idiotic thing they'll come up with next. Be honest, when was the last time just the thought of what a politician said make you chuckle...

Patriots gather to commemorate "Britain's greatest queue" 0 waffle 1 day

Commemorations take place in London today to mark the half centenary of what most historians agree to be “Britain’s greatest queue”., It is 50 years since thousands of patriots lined up...

Remember the Mike Tyson sub that went viral? 0 Scroat 1 day

Well a story about UKIP banning all foreigners from driving might be picked up by a loony somewhere. Of course it would have to be written by a loony first...

Sitzpinklers take a stand! 1 Dick Everyman 1 day

[url=http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-30937492]A victory for mankind[/url]...

I give up trying to satirise this. 6 Titus 1 day

http://www.timesofmalta.com/articles/view/20150112/odd-news/saudi-cleric-condemns-snowmen-as-anti-islamic.551624 I suppose some bunch of loonies will now go around trying to kill them or blow them...

What's the latest on the Dead Pool? - 23242526 756 The All New Jeni B 3 days

Surely someone's got Prince Philip as a dead cert?...

Do the Royals get a worldwide age of consent guide before they travel? 4 Dick Everyman 3 days

If they don't then this feature could save any future faux pas [url=http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/what-age-consent-around-world-2802173]Age of consent around the world[/url] Mind you they'd...

None of you came to my birthday party 19 Titus 3 days

Please send me your addresses so that I can invoice each of you...

Living the dream... 2 sydalg 3 days

http://www.independent.ie/world-news/europe/teenage-boy-poses-as-doctor-in-hospital-gynaecology-department-for-a-month-30926992.html...

How the Hell do you 'sex down' a dossier? 2 Titus 3 days

Surely castration is a more accurate word for the redaction/ editing / censorship which Chilcot is undergoing?...

Blair Seeks Chilcot Delay Until This Technology Is Perfected: 0 Titus 3 days

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-30915266 and http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-25004942 [Kevin might appreciate this.]...

What's your least impressive celebrity encouter stories? - 23313233 981 bonjonelson 4 days

Have you met a really unimportant celebrity? How did it turn out? Who has the best story from the least exciting celebrity? Here's my entry - I once had Sunday lunch at Guru Josh's house, roast...

wrong page 0 throngsman 5 days
Would you join The Paradise Club? - 2 42 Crayon 5 days

Imagine that you and your loving wife and children move a long way away, to a wonderful place, where you can see yourselves living happily for evermore. Your new neighbours are all very friendly and...

Who broke it? 2 godly1966 6 days
A warning to parents 2 Dick Everyman 6 days

[url=http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cornwall-30876360]Honour thy commitments or else![/url] I think I'd send them twice the amount of money and a bowl of trifle to compensate for their loss...

Phew ! 0 Sinnick 6 days

We're back online again. Everyone ok ? Titus, no side effects ?...

Why ? 3 Sinnick 6 days

I wouldn't usually post a link to a website of so-called "hilarious" videos, but someone passed this to me. It might be a scientific experiment to quantify methane in faecal material, but then again ...

petition to replace nick robinson at the BBC anyone? 6 Robert Koch 1 week

Am i alone in finding Nick Robinson a waste of space? He hasn't said anything interesting since replacing Andrew Marr all those years ago., Had the misfortune to hear a new series by Robinson on...

Should Al Murray be included in the TV debates too? 7 ianslat 1 week

[url=http://thepublandlord.com/]Pub Landlord to stand against Nigel Farage[/url]...

I'd rather have an Essex accent than plums in my mouth 13 Dick Everyman 1 week

Not my words but interesting [url=http://www.schpunk.co.uk/id-rather-have-an-essex-accent-than-plums-in-my-mouth/]Essex accent feature[/url] If you could promote your own accent which famous people...

Charlie Hebdo owner: ‘insulting Islam a commercial masterstroke’ 0 madshorty 1 week

With the latest edition of his magazine flying off the shelves, the owner of Charlie Hebdo claims that their controversial, anti-Islamic stance has, at last, paid dividends. “Satire is a highly...

Here's what some people think about the current French crisis 7 Dick Everyman 1 week

[url=http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Charlie-Hebdo-Magazine-Special-Edition-January-14-2015-UK-Version-/301486377301?pt=UK_Books_Comics_Magazines_European_Comics_ET&hash=item4631fd0955]Propheteering?[/u...

On The Hour. 2 godly1966 1 week

On The Hour is being repeated tomorrow night (wed) at 11pm on radio 4 extra. For the younger users of the website it is well worth a listen. It is the birthplace of Alan Partridge...

Our Editors Missed a Trick 1 Titus 1 week

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2015/01/13/health-minister-abolishes-nice-launches-nasty/ 'It doesn’t stand for anything, that’s just its name.’ There has already been a suggestion what NASTY...

Lovely front page today 13 January 2015. 1 godly1966 1 week

A real coalition effort...

Well, well, well. Pissed old fart was a pissed old fart. Official. 0 beckfordburger 1 week

Daily Telegraph 13.01.2015 re Mark Shand inquest: ‘Mr Shand was more than twice the UK drink drive limit when he fell suddenly outside a New York hotel and hit his head at the end of a night of...