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Bond Villain

Hands up all those who think this guy would make a brilliant Bond villain: http://www.newsbiscuit.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/cummings-1160x774.jpg perhaps hiding in plain sight, lurking...

0 Titus 07.04.20 10:43am
Titus
Time to put Brexit in the deep freeze.

When we get out of this Coronavirus clusterfuck, the last thing we need is another self-imposed shock caused by Brexit, just to placate the knuckle-dragging Brexiteers - who seem to be spending most...

19 Al OPecia 07.04.20 10:36am
throngsman
Have some fucking dignity people 4 fletcher 07.04.20 7:33am
Gerontius
What ad are you getting at top of NB? - 234

I'm currently getting Rolls-Royce cars, which I have to say makes a nice change from the usual 'meet Thai girls' one. I can't afford either...

111 fletcher 07.04.20 7:23am
Gerontius
Old Jokes Home - 23567

Man A: "My mother made me a homosexual." Man B: "Ooh, if I give her the wool can she make me one?" C'mon, Biscuits, what have you got lurking in your comedy attics?...

189 shitsu_tonka 06.04.20 8:56pm
fletcher
Firm but fair

https://twitter.com/i/status/1246145580402966528...

0 Myke 06.04.20 2:31pm
Myke
What's happened to the spammers?

Let's hope they're alive and well, providing their essential removals services and fake Rolexes. Can anyone suggest spam for the time of Covid? Impenetrable grammar and strangled syntax essential. ...

2 sydalg 06.04.20 2:09pm
Myke
How did you relieve the boredom today?

To relieve the tedium, I have been taking some online courses., I did one on Sign Language, just in case they increase the Social distancing beyond 5 metres, The wife is busy knitting some...

14 Rowly 06.04.20 10:40am
fletcher
It's time we had a special coronavirus dead pool

I wouldn't bet on Charles but I'd have a punt on Philip if he catches it. Anyone know if Vera Lynn has it?...

3 sydalg 06.04.20 10:39am
fletcher
TrueBiscuit: Scotland's chief medical officer has apologised "unreservedly"...

for visiting her 2nd home. [url=https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-52171694]You couldn't make it up.[/url] She surely has to fall folks, hypocrisy at its finest...

4 fletcher 06.04.20 9:31am
fletcher
Is The Independent practising for Easter Sunday with this headline ?

"Spain death toll falls for third consecutive day"...

4 Sinnick 06.04.20 9:22am
throngsman
Missing out on a State funeral

If the Queen was to snuff it during this Corona virus crisis, would Nicholas Witchell be the only mourner allowed at a quiet funeral or would Liz and a state funeral be put on ice until the virus is...

7 tonymc81 06.04.20 8:37am
Al OPecia
The positive thread - 23

I don't mean this to be frivolous - COVID19 and the next few weeks and months are/will be scary/disastrous/tragic for many. But I thought there might be some slivers of good that come out of it in...

60 fletcher 05.04.20 11:45pm
Scroat
I notice and increase in the quality and volume of subs lately

Also the "Top 10" has had 10 entries since the epidemic appeared. I never knew coronavirus could make such a difference, assuming as I did that all NB members were housebound misfits anyway...

10 sydalg 05.04.20 1:49pm
chrisf
Selfish Royals ignore government advice

Liz and Phil decamp to their holiday castle in Windsor, Charlie and Cam bugger off to Scotland People who have ignored government advice aimed at tackling the coronavirus pandemic are "very...

22 Gerontius 05.04.20 10:17am
Benvoleo
Interesting Figures for Covid Infection Rates, by Country

https://www.visualcapitalist.com/infection-trajectory-flattening-the-covid19-curve/, really interesting to see comparative curves of infection rates & how they Vary by country., Obviously China...

7 Rowly 03.04.20 7:12pm
Titus
This brought tears to my eyes.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-52136986/mi6-world-war-two-workers-in-rare-forbidden-footage...

4 Newsdesk 03.04.20 4:15pm
throngsman
OK, essential shopping forum

Some relevant points made in the news today about people browsing in Boots for make up, others about people shopping for gardening provisions. I don't wear make-up - not in public anyway - but I...

2 throngsman 03.04.20 8:44am
Gerontius
March WOTM

oshaunessy is leading the pack, but there's a few on his tail including - gulp - Titus. You read it here first. Well done all who've pitched this month - 80 tickers published already! Links to all...

25 throngsman 02.04.20 11:13pm
Chipchase
Manual Personality Disorder

Why do so many news reporters flap their hands and arms about while on camera? I've seen people waving their hands well above their heads, as if they're on the Black and White Minstrel Show. To me,...

4 Newsdesk 02.04.20 9:41pm
Sinnick
Coronavirus - what's THAT all about? (Cue slap bass)

[i]'People deal with stress in many ways. Tom van Kalken went with "writing a whole spec script in which the cast of Seinfeld deals with coronavirus, quarantine, the toilet paper madness, herd...

0 Adrian Bamforth 02.04.20 1:20pm
Adrian Bamforth
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Adrian Bamforth
I never learn 1 throngsman 01.04.20 4:43pm
sydalg
The Gloom, Doom & Despair Thread - 2

In order to make fletcher's thread even more bright, cheerful and uplifting by contrast, I thought I'd offer a misery thread. To get myself in the right frame of mind I Wiki'd 'Black Death'. I knew...

38 Titus 01.04.20 10:57am
Sinnick
Thanks so much for the dosh, you lovely, lovely NB people.

Just a quick post to say thanks for the long service award that was transferred in to my account earlier today. To be honest I hadn't realised it had been 11 years already, so the cash came as a...

1 AdrianJ 01.04.20 9:52am
Wrenfoe
Yet another Brexit triumph!!!

https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/coronavirus-ventilators-eu-procurement_uk_5e7ce46dc5b6cb08a929ebf8?utm_hp_ref=uk-homepage...

21 Al OPecia 31.03.20 1:29pm
Sinnick
Why Vulnerable People Can't Get Delivery Slots

It happens that I know an Ocado delivery driver. He's a conscientious chap. He reports that all his deliveries are to visibly healthy middle-aged women. None of them are vulnerable. He adds that...

4 Newsdesk 31.03.20 1:15pm
Sinnick
THE HEADLINES WHERE YOU LIVE - 234

Don't make 'em like this anymore, https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-devon-45972639...

115 Gerontius 31.03.20 8:41am
Sinnick
Remember this...the day Tories CHEERED blocking a pay rise for nurses

Bad enough back then.but looks positively evil now, https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=s6_MfQ9FloE...

18 Gerontius 31.03.20 7:52am
Gerontius
THIS COUNTRY...and other things to binge watch while in lock-down

Any recommendations?, TV, Film, Books, Radio, 'This Country' is pure joy, I'm currently watching 'The Man in the High Castle'.excellent series...

8 Gerontius 30.03.20 5:29pm
AdrianJ