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Need to check mains household mains voltage? Not a job for an ammeter 3 Robert Koch 3 hours

found the incorrect spelling on a web site about restoring old oak tables . Suspect an old gag already out there., Anyone wish to make this thing humorous ? Apprentice electrician appointed by...

An interesting conundrum 3 Scroat 7 hours

Had a meeting with a company last week about re-writing their website. You can tell when these things go well, and also when they don't. I asked a couple of basic questions. 1 - how would you sum up...

Wanted: Effective Opposition Party - 23 69 Titus 8 hours

Apply to: David Cameron. "A government is only as good as the opposition it faces." (What is interesting and surprising is the absolutely derisory vote any of the minor, genuinely left-wing parties...

This wins the Truebiscuit award hands down 0 sydalg 18 hours

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3097092/Islamic-preacher-warns-men-masturbate-hands-PREGNANT-look-offspring-afterlife.html...

Got any favourite Newsbiscuit headlines besides your own? 10 Dick Everyman 21 hours

This is one of mine http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=681#post-1845...

Back up your brain - the nightmare continues... 1 riesler 1 day

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/hay-festival/11627328/Humans-could-download-brains-on-to-a-computer-and-live-forever.html...

Slowbiscuit 20 bonjonelson 2 days

Is it just me or is the site horribly slow today?...

There hasn't been an enquiry into what happened to WOTM for nearly a week now 1 sydalg 4 days

This tradition is disappearing, along with the freedom to refuse to bake cakes for gay weddings...

Truebiscuit 5 seymour totti 5 days

Surely someone here has written this. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tyne-32800365 With lines like "Those attending the vigil are asked to wear a cow onesie and bring a candle", you couldn't...

Copywriters... 3 Scroat 5 days

I don't want to go all Nigel Farrago on you, but has anyone noticed a trend in advertising to use catchlines that seem to disregard English grammar completely? I put it down to people from abroad...

What's your least impressive celebrity encouter stories? - 23333435 1035 bonjonelson 5 days

Have you met a really unimportant celebrity? How did it turn out? Who has the best story from the least exciting celebrity? Here's my entry - I once had Sunday lunch at Guru Josh's house, roast...

Is one of you moonlighting for the BBC again? 3 LittleSpender 6 days

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tyne-32800365 "Those attending the vigil are asked to wear a cow onesie and bring a candle". Really? Can someone write a story about how all the onesies catch...

top 10 anomaly... 14 pere floza 6 days

I note that a particularly crap rape sub is showing as number 10 in the Top Ten, despite having one star. Perhaps that table is just based on total number of stars rather than active editing - so if...

Awesome...truly awesome 1 Gerontius 1 week

An often overused saying., But not this time., https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1q4-tzMI28, The piece is over 7 minutes long but virtually flawless...

(1) Hello; (2) The Sewage Congestion Charge for Central London 14 Vespus 1 week

As I am recently joined - firstly to say Hi. I have long been an admirer of NewsBiscuit, but only now have a bit more time on my hands to be in a position to try some writing myself. I look forward...

...and still only 1509% APR 0 Dick Everyman 1 week

[url=http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-32778204]Wonga's return[/url]...

FP Today - seriously? 8 Squudge 1 week

Jockswitz?, Wearing cloth (tartan) stars?, 'Beat a Jock to Death Day?, arbeit macht frei jokes?, a plutonium statue to poison the populace? This is a rare 'please consider whipping it down...

Chuka Can - 2 57 bonjonelson 1 week

https://scontent-lhr.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/11150464_10152905875738932_5891715145292649452_n.jpg?oh=5fb0710908feb480c530b476e8d60079&oe=56052379 Let me rock you, that's all I wanna...

Black spider - storm in a teacup? 9 Wrenfoe 1 week

Is it just me or does Charles come out of this rather well? His letters suggest he is articulate, informed and genuinely concerned about people's lives (- which not many politicians can claim). I do...

Labour's First Reaction: "Sewage Congestion Charge a Load of Cr*p!" 0 Vespus 1 week

Sorry, I seem to have posted this in the wrong place...

Starting the 'Write for NewsBiscuit' ticker challenge - 2391011 307 Kevin the Swan 1 week

Day 1 - 19th Feb, running low on palatable rations 'Sat on your skis at Sochi? Write for NewsBiscuit' 'Watching Torvill & Dean win again? Write for NewsBiscuit'...

sod Cameron feeling cock a hoop.... 7 Robert Koch 1 week

a feeble idea posted ages ago has been transmogrified into an FP. A first for me. Many thanks whoever thought it had a kernel of merit and shatter all odds on the usual outcome of my posts: ...

Economist's report on antibiotic resistance recommends spending money 2 Robert Koch 1 week

Well that's a surprise. Undoubted triumph of incisive thinking...

'Refuelling to return to make F1 more exciting' 2 ianslat 1 week

An actual headline on BBC Sport. You know your 'sport' is in trouble when refuelling makes it more exciting. What else could be included in sports coverage? Showing footballers tying their laces?...

Sad when your pop ad is "Flash Storage for Dummies" 1 ronseal 1 week

I'm being targeted for adverts for a book called Flash Storage for Dummies Just thought I'd share that, in case you worry that your life is dull. It could be worse...

Satirists working in the Italian military? 0 Midfield Diamond 1 week

The Italian Navy has recently taken delivery of a brand new frigate. I'm sure you can add your own jokes about it, referring to the Italians' military history (the top speed is in reverse, etc). ...

Floppy election - post coital thoughts 29 Sinnick 1 week

Humorous or otherwise, what does BiscuitWorld think ?...

Ok - Which one of us is behind this YouTube channel? 0 Wrenfoe 1 week

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3uAlaw7uNg0...

Hot news! Head of advocacy at CEFIC is a fan 1 Oxbridge 1 week

Today I sat through a presentation by the head of advocacy for CEFIC, the European Chemical Industry Association, on the implications of a Brexit. Well, I can't have that hour of my life back but...

TrueBiscuit: Feeling drowsy at work ? 7 Sinnick 1 week

Probably not a good idea in N Korea - the Defence Chief appears to have been executed by anti-aircraft gun, presumably while not in an aircraft. Still, live by the anti-aircraft gun, die by the...