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What would you put on Mugabe's leaving card?

"All the best for a rapid decline into irrelevance, senility and death?"...

6 cinquecento 22.11.17 10:50am
Titus
What's the latest on the Dead Pool? - 23343536

Surely someone's got Prince Philip as a dead cert?...

1079 The All New Jeni B 22.11.17 9:57am
Oxbridge
Please evaluate hopefully-not-racist-joke:

We're in generic Scotland:, [quote], H: Hey Tam, did you hear aboot that Zimbabwean bloodless coup?, T: Bloodless coo? Ya mean "[i]Halal[/i]"?, [/quote], The joke here, as far as I can tell, is...

3 gaijintendo 21.11.17 11:38pm
Titus
November Writer of the Month Competition

Another month, another WOTM comp. Currently Wrenfoe is attempting to reassert his mug, however harrypalmer is having a strong run so it's still very early days. To view the successful headlines,...

10 throngsman 21.11.17 11:12pm
Wrenfoe
Friday afternoon.... Your movie sequels - 23456

I need getting through the last hour in the office what movie sequel would you commission? Here’s mine: Pretty Woman 2: Back on the Boulevard...

150 cinquecento 21.11.17 5:18pm
Al OPecia
I must have been delusional to think that Brexiteers have no clue ...

glad to see the detailed Brexit Plan emerging,I knew Johnson, Davis, Gove, Fox et al were putting the complete package to the Electorate during the Referendum campaign, why I was so worried, I must...

0 Al OPecia 21.11.17 11:32am
Al OPecia
Robert on that naughty step..Right Now!!......[err wrong room oops] 0 ron cawleyoni 20.11.17 11:29am
ron cawleyoni
A wealthy reader has donated one million stars for us to share among ourselves

Suggestions, please...

4 Tinker Bell 19.11.17 11:40pm
Dick Everyman
TrueBiscuit: Tory MP Says Getting 13 Death Threats In 1 Week Is 'Very Unlucky'

Radio Four this morning - Anna Soubry, I believe it was. Bad. She actually has my sympathy. The worst I get it regularly being to to fuck off, and I think I can just about cope with that. At...

5 Titus 19.11.17 7:28pm
Titus
Do’nt know how and when to use’ apostrophe’s?

[url=https://www.amazon.co.uk/Fucking-Apostrophes-Simon-Griffin/dp/1785781413//]Stocking filler[/url] that Titus will buy for us all...

9 Midfield Diamond 19.11.17 7:20pm
Titus
Coming soon to the NewsBiscuit Chat Room: How To Do Colons

Subscribe now and get a semicolon free...

4 Proofreader 19.11.17 6:36pm
Idiot
The USA Domestic Gun Deaths Body Count - 2391011

While President Trump rants and raves about protecting the USA from terrorism it would be good to keep a regular tally of the USA's domestic gun related death toll for 2017. Here's the link:...

327 Dick Everyman 18.11.17 10:14pm
National Rifle Association
The Now Show

Just been listening. Rubbish. Shame - it used to be good. Well compared to [i]The News Quiz[/i], it was good. Even the most mediocre writers here could do a better job ...

4 Titus 18.11.17 8:32am
Titus
TrueBiscuit. Oh dear.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/42032629 https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/485/socialembed/https://twitter.com/livgrantier/status/931367616119111683~/news/42032629...

0 Sinnick 17.11.17 9:47pm
Sinnick
Greggs sorry for replacing Jesus with a sausage roll

top ticker from the Beeb: [url=http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/41997936/greggs-sorry-for-swapping-jesus-for-sausage-roll-in-nativity-scene]Greggs sorry for swapping Jesus for sausage...

20 Sir Lupus 17.11.17 4:08pm
Sinnick
Damn 1 cinquecento 17.11.17 3:06pm
Lucy van Pelt
Fact

Why does the addition of the suffix (or is it, technically, an appendix?) 'Fact!' after statement immediately cast doubt on the veracity of that statement? Sad! ...

4 Titus 15.11.17 2:55pm
Tinker Bell
Some real life Alan Partridge goings on here...

[url=http://www.hulldailymail.co.uk/news/hull-east-yorkshire-news/hull-troll-told-website-admin-756942]High drama on the Norfolk Broads[/url]...

2 Idiot 15.11.17 1:53pm
Adrian Bamforth
I can't stop laughing

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/000/347/075/6c1.jpg...

6 Al OPecia 15.11.17 12:48pm
Redben01
Shy, Sensitive, Vulnerable Young Would-Be Satirist Bullied On Spoof News Website

[quote]Fuck off Titus.[/quote] Who do I report this to, please? (At least no-one has tried to touch my knee. Yet.)...

5 Titus 13.11.17 5:06pm
ronseal
October Writer of the Month Competition

A good start to the month with three writers vying for pole position and a gaggle following up behind. If you want to see the list (and follow the hyperlinks to read the stories again) then mosey on...

28 throngsman 13.11.17 5:07am
Office for National Statistics
Wrong room.

At least, that's what she said...

1 dominic_mcg 12.11.17 7:46pm
Titus
Astronomers Believe Fairies Are Taking The Piss In The NB Writers' Room

Jus' sayin' ...

26 Titus 12.11.17 5:06pm
Marketing Department
Truebiscuit: Cat owners now checking their pets' arses...

[url=https://www.indy100.com/article/a-woman-found-donald-trump-in-her-dogs-ear-8040191]Woman found Donald Trump in her dog's ear[/url]...

1 Dick Everyman 10.11.17 8:11am
Titus
Nigella...

For my money, probably the most irritating person on television at the moment. Her latest series of cookery programmes is mind-numbingly awful. All the poncing around in her dressing gown and...

6 Scroat 09.11.17 12:52pm
beau-jolly
Truebiscuit: James Corden to be voice of Peter Rabbit

You know, the character who eats lettuce...

0 Oxbridge 08.11.17 4:48pm
Oxbridge
Westminster

Seems a very subdued public reaction to a sex-pest scandal that could bring down the Government, the way names are being bandied around. Have we reached the stage where actually nothing Politicians...

20 Ironduke 07.11.17 7:22pm
Sinnick
Porcelain Replica

I see on the current FP that HM seems to have been replaced by a rather elegant piece of Wedgewood. I wonder if our real monarch has decided to bog off to one of her offshore refuges until the heat...

0 Titus 07.11.17 9:26am
Titus
TrueBikkie - Trumpfinger

Wahey! Who needs satire? https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2017/oct/29/hail-to-the-chief-cyclist-gives-trump-the-middle-finger Worth a congressioal medal at least?...

1 Titus 06.11.17 11:22pm
Economist
If...

If the moon was really made of cheese would it be an English Cheddar, a French Brie or perhaps an Italian Mozzarella? If walls had ears would you stop eating ice-cream?...

10 Dick Everyman 06.11.17 9:34pm
Fondue Fan