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Any books/articles on how to write comedy and one-liners?

Or are we all just self-taught from reading the Onion and other comedy publications?...

4 Dumbnews 16.01.17 9:01am
Titus
Chump

My God. His presidency is going to be fun, while it lasts. As for how it ends, your guess is as good as mine. Assassination by lone gunman/FBI/CIA/ISIS? Impeachment? A plane crash to keep the...

9 Scroat 16.01.17 8:52am
Titus
How do improv comedians come up with good one-liners on the fly?

I've attended a few improv shows and am amazed how quickly they can come up with clever one-liners. For example at one show they asked audience members to name an animal. One person said lion. Within...

3 Dumbnews 16.01.17 6:54am
Gerontius
Anyone been to a Newsjack Writers' Briefing?

I got an invite for Thursday (oh the cleverness of me) - they haven't used any of my sketches on the show, though they say they picked/recorded one which didn't make the edit). I'm quite particular...

17 Adrian Bamforth 16.01.17 12:21am
ronseal
Thank you Ian Slatter...

'Ianslat', 'Ianslatter', however he has been known on these pages has been one of our team of editors over the past few years and completes his last stint for us this weekend, as he is leaving to...

11 editor 15.01.17 11:58pm
Vertically Challenged Giant
Tristram

The labour MP of the gritty northern Stoke Central constituency, the privately educated, Cambridge graduate, son of a Baron, called Tristram quits to becomethe curator of a fashion museum in...

20 Ironduke 15.01.17 9:30pm
Titus
The News Quiz R4

Describing Jeremy Hunt "He has the far off look of a horse taking a long wee."...

0 Iscariot 15.01.17 8:03pm
Iscariot
GP or not GP

Just listening to something on the wireless about going to the GP or A&E. I try and avoid both if I can however I was nagged into doing something about the fact I haven't been able to bend one of...

24 beau-jolly 15.01.17 5:04pm
Ironduke
The particular dolly can easily exchange the particular pots

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2 xiaoxi123 15.01.17 11:25am
Sinnick
Comedy standing the test of time

Taking a cue from some of the comments in the 'least funny comedian' thread. what's the oldest comedy material that you still find genuinely belly-laugh funny (as opposed to 'I've read the notes so...

24 cinquecento 15.01.17 12:30am
marlon bando
Dead Pool 2017

Time to start a new one, with all due thanks to The All New Jenni B whom I recall from earlier times as Jenni B. The old one is getting bloated (not you Jenni!) and should be archived. Here's my...

28 Iscariot 14.01.17 9:03pm
Iscariot
Can't Get An Appointment with Your GP? Just Go Down To The Local Vet.

Hat tip to Clive ...

1 Titus 14.01.17 8:47pm
Ironduke
Can culture tackle terrorism?

I’ve been reading about an interesting initiative in Italy whereby every 18 year old in the country has been given 500 Euros to spend on cultural activities by the end of 2017. It’s all...

9 Midfield Diamond 14.01.17 8:46pm
Ironduke
Death of the Eurozone?

I have previously suggested that Brexit may have a greater impact on Europe than it does on Britain....

21 Titus 13.01.17 2:28pm
Sinnick
TWAT OF THE YEAR - 2

For my money, David Camoron. In an attempt to unite his poxy party he created the Brexit shitstorm. Then he just walked away into some obscenely highly-paid job somewhere. Bastard...

31 Scroat 12.01.17 7:50pm
Sinnick
Does milk ever go off these days?

Thinking back to my youth where there were several occasions where I raided the fridge and swigged sour milk out of the bottle. But I'm currently working my way through a 4 pint bottle which has a...

13 Rootin Tootin 12.01.17 5:41pm
cinquecento
Least funny comedian awards 2016 - 2

I'll open the nominations with. (drum roll and expectant silence).., Johnny Vegas...

34 Grandson of Barnabas 11.01.17 8:16am
Al OPecia
Theresa

I get really agitated when people use the word 'Liberal' as a derogatory term. Theresa May did it today from what I gather. It says a lot about the political and moral standpoint of the speaker. In...

8 Scroat 10.01.17 12:26pm
throngsman
Chez Scroat enters the 21st century

Just got a new smart radio - it does DAB, FM, talks to that there interweb, and connects to my iPod to play that music too. A bit of a learning curve though...

3 Scroat 10.01.17 12:13pm
Scroat
Tesco champagne for £8

possibly one for BJ.. I couldn't resist this, even knowing in advance it would be crap - in the event it was drinkable with a big slug of cassis added. I'm curious however how any producer can...

5 cinquecento 10.01.17 12:06pm
beau-jolly
Further evidence that 2016 was a terrible year for celebrity deaths

http://www.msn.com/en-gb/entertainment/celebrity/chris-evans-reveals-he-almost-died-at-christmas-after-being-struck-with-pneumonia/ar-BBy5vGt?ocid=spartandhp...

1 Oxbridge 10.01.17 11:58am
Gerontius
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0 xiaoxi123 10.01.17 9:54am
xiaoxi123
Straw Racism to Replace Godwin's Law

Now that everyone is familiar with Godwin's Law being the tediously predictable way for every discussion of a controversial subject to be derailed into a recursive spiral of non sequitur involving...

15 Titus 10.01.17 5:08am
Gerontius
Sex Education

My 14 year old son has sex education workshops at school this month. Do you have any suggestions for questions him and his mates could ask? So far we have: - Is it true masturbation makes you go...

14 Bogbrush 09.01.17 2:37pm
Sinnick
Peter Pan Goes Wrong 6 Wrenfoe 09.01.17 10:59am
Oxbridge
Operation Corbyn progressing well...

McCluskey seems to have taken a small step away from Comrade Corbyn, referencing if polls stay terrible then he'd expect Corbyn to step down., The Tory government with its tiny majority is going to...

16 Ironduke 08.01.17 5:15pm
Ironduke
Trump (or similar) was predictable

Very interesting article about US (& western world) political direction. Note in particular the comment about Richard Spencer, who coined the phrase "alt-right" & wants the US to be a "white...

0 Sinnick 08.01.17 12:13pm
Sinnick
They need to find him and catch him - and soon.

http://www.pressunion.org/2016-toddler-now-shot-person-every-week-us-two-years-straight/...

1 riesler 07.01.17 11:28am
Sinnick
Thank You, O Masters

Just a brief thank-you note for - regularly republishing some of the most brilliant classic stories from the archives. Always good a for a laugh, and a reminder of the standards we should all...

0 Titus 06.01.17 2:44pm
Titus
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