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giving yourself stars 3 vulture1 5 hours

I suspect I might have accidentally awarded myself some stars. No really. Is this possible or have I been taken over by aliens?...

Truebiscuit 0 charlies_hat 6 hours

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-27078782 http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28002#post-77366...

What's the latest on the Dead Pool? - 23202122 636 The All New Jeni B 10 hours

Surely someone's got Prince Philip as a dead cert?...

new biscuit legal dept 8 Robert Koch 12 hours

Why has the following article been removed?, http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2013/02/26/stars-out-in-force-at-this-years-vatican-awards/ have we received correspondence from the Vatican heavies?...

The Mouse That R̶o̶a̶r̶e̶d̶ Squeaked 19 pinxit 1 day

Just thought I'd share an interesting 48 hours I've had over at Twitter with a large company attempting to censor a satire of them, under the pretext of copyright. The skit involved was extremely...

Insensitive 2 Titus 1 day

It would be insensitive and grossly offensive to post a story "S Korean Ferry Joins Hunt For Missing Airliner" on the Writers' forum, so I won't...

I done a book 17 exigo 1 day

Some of you may well remember my formerly-prolific sprinkling of one liners on this site. I've been rather quiet on here lately, and I'm rather pleased to announce the reason why. Here's my debut,...

DLT hahahahahaha! - 234 118 beau-jolly 1 day

I've just been looking for the old thread (April time?) where I got a bit of stick for suggesting DLT was a wrong 'un when he was accussed of indecent assault. I was, quite rightly, pulled up for...

I am Nice Admin. Lady! 6 rikkor 2 days

Oh, sorry. No, I'm Spartacus, not Nice Admin. Lady...

When Satire Goes Wrong 3 andyiong 3 days

Probably best to lay off Kim Jong-un for a bit…, http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-27038723...

A pat on the collective back 3 NewBiscuit 3 days

Occasionally someone posts about how the whole NewsBiscuit site is going to hell in a handcart and it was much funnier in the good old days etc. But I just put up some old shite in the writers room...

oops sorry folks 6 Robert Koch 3 days
Any idea why Shell stations across the country are run by Sri Lankans? 6 custard cream 3 days

I travel a lot and invariable find this when filling up at a Shell station. Is it a massive franchise operation?...

Fake Designer NewsBiscuit Mugs 10 Titus 4 days

I wonder how many readers might be interested in forming a syndicate to commission the manufacture of a batch of NotNewsBiscuit mugs, bearing some slogan such as "I didn't want to win a NewsBisuit...

Woman, nearly 21, seeks hilarious input for half-baked idea. 8 KateWritesStuff 5 days

I've had this idea for a story for absolutely ages, but betwixt Uni assignments and other writing projects have thus far not managed to do a thing with it other than fart about on photoshop to make...

Today's FP 5 Squudge 5 days

Grat - but where'd that one come from Wrenfoe?, (scrolls through writers's room trying to award belated stars) - now then. Can the real Hirst Biscuit please step forward? We know you are on here...

Go, Oxbridge! - 23 83 FOAD 6 days

He's a bit chunky, isn't he?...

March Writer of the Month 23 Nice Admin Lady 6 days

Finally, all of the previous mugs have been wrapped up and sent off. From hereon in, I’ll only have to post one a month as opposed to several million in one go. It's all in the hands of Royal Mail...

Some Advice From A Friend 27 Titus 6 days

A "friend" recently sent me the following information. I am certain that some, if not most, of the informtion is wrong, but I would be grateful if somone could clarify [i]which[/i] bits before I...

Kevin! 5 FOAD 1 week

[url=http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/10758354/White-wing-supremacist-swan-attacks-foreign-students.html]Bad boy![/url]...

Goodbye cruel world... 12 Oxbridge 1 week

I have a ticket to see Miranda Hart on stage tonight. If you don't hear from me again, that will be why...

For the (broken) record - 2 38 Mary Evans 1 week

For those of you contacting me via other media, I'm not Nice Admin Lady. I'm neither nice, nor particularly administrative and certainly no lady. So should you require a password reset, flounce...

Wrong room 0 throngsman 1 week
Pointless - 2 31 Oxbridge 1 week

Does anyone watch this and think they'd be quite good at it? I fancy a go and you need a team of two. Get in touch!...

Maria Miller: how can it be a "Witch Hunt" if we all know exactly who she is? 6 Titus 1 week

Just askin'...

Today's FP 1 riesler 1 week

Fortunate it wasn't Obama's art show…...

What's an acceptable rate of apology? 23 Titus 1 week

Maria Miller's apology for over-claiming £45,00 lasted 32 seconds - that's £1,406.25 per second, or £84,375 per minute, or £5million per hour. Good gief, that's almoost as much as your average...

Bob Geldof 5 bonjonelson 1 week

In here, because this really isn't funny, but God clearly doesn't approve of all the good work he did for Live Aid. Poor guy. And it's a monday too...

Newsbiscuit Posts New Ticker Item 0 Titus 1 week

Nah, only kidding. (Newsbiscuit clearly saves money by keeping tickers up until they are out of copyright, and then continuing to keep them up indefinitely.)...

Out of curiousity... 9 camz 1 week

is one star better than no stars at all, or does one star make a point of saying "I've seen it, and it's shite." Do no stars at all convey the "shite article mate" message better? Should we avoid...