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Irony of the week

From [url=http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/37506971/tube-chat-the-new-badge-encouraging-commuters-to-talk-to-each-other]this[/url] article: Tube chat: The new badge encouraging commuters to talk...

1 Gary Baldy 29.09.16 7:28pm
Sir Lupus
What if Hunt wins?

Junior doctors have lost a legal challenge to the new contracts, apparently they will start to be introduced to new starting doctors in two weeks, and then gradually come in as more new docs start....

0 Ironduke 29.09.16 3:20pm
Ironduke
NewsBiscuit 10 years old today!

Happy Birthday NewsBiscuit - Britain's first daily news satire website was launched on 16 September 2006. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/5355820.stm Many thousands of funny stories later we...

29 editor 29.09.16 1:27pm
andyiong
Did the BBC censor news about £113 million Lloyds bank scam?

If you've read any newspaper this week, you'll have come across the verdicts on a huge phishing scam involving cold callers aided by insiders at Lloyds Bank. £113 million stolen, £66 million still...

18 deceangli 29.09.16 11:07am
throngsman
Corbyn versus Trump?

If Britain had a choice of Crobyn or a Trump-esque figure, who would get in? Perhaps a sobering thought, but if one mainstream party can cartwheel towards its extreme, what if the other did...

19 Ironduke 28.09.16 11:38am
cinquecento
Talk about an inappropriate turn of phrase ...

The judge in the Alton Towers case reportedly said that the victims’ lives have been turned upside-down. NOOOOOOO!!!! I'm reminded of the female Brighton councillor interviewed after the nudist...

5 Midfield Diamond 27.09.16 6:36pm
Al OPecia
When does a guest become a member of the family?

Just wondering when a guest becomes a member of the NB family. For instance, cinquecento is still being labelled as a ‘Guest’, despite having lived here for five years, whereas nickb, who has...

10 Jodster 27.09.16 10:44am
nickb
Trump's voice

What is it with Trump's voice? It's an odd mixture of camp, bossy & bitchy, and reminds me of someone - I just can't recall who (nothing wrong with "camp", before someone picks me up on it -...

5 Sinnick 26.09.16 8:19am
Sinnick
Any other Labour leader won two leadership elections?

(He asks with a smirk)...

5 Ironduke 25.09.16 2:50pm
Al OPecia
What's your least impressive celebrity encouter stories? - 23373839

Have you met a really unimportant celebrity? How did it turn out? Who has the best story from the least exciting celebrity? Here's my entry - I once had Sunday lunch at Guru Josh's house, roast...

1154 bonjonelson 23.09.16 8:22pm
Sir Lupus
The Next Government - 2

What if anything could the Tories do to lose the next general election? Teresa May does not seem to be a likely candidate for three-in-a-bed-lesbian-sex romp scandals, nor does she seem to be...

31 Titus 23.09.16 11:23am
andyiong
Interesting move from BBC

BBC Comedy ‏@bbccomedy 5h5 hours ago, Want to be a comedy writer? Our producers will host a LIVE Q&A on our FB tomorrow, 2pm: http://Facebook.com/BBCComedy...

0 Wrexfan 22.09.16 8:49pm
Wrexfan
I've started a petition

I've felt for a long time - since I was a member of the RAF - that the voting choices for Serving Personnel could be better. I never felt comfortable with the choice of inflicting my vote on the...

22 throngsman 22.09.16 3:46pm
beau-jolly
Thanks for front page.

Don't want to put this in writers' room and no replies necessary but ta for Brookside front page...

0 S J Roe 22.09.16 6:12am
S J Roe
What's the latest on the Dead Pool? - 23313233

Surely someone's got Prince Philip as a dead cert?...

968 The All New Jeni B 21.09.16 8:08pm
Sir Lupus
Periodic Thank You

Just to say thank you to whichever of Our Masters who chose to resurrect that brilliant 'Criminal Element' story - full of clever jokes all the way through, which had be laughing all over again and...

1 Titus 20.09.16 11:31am
NotNowCato
Caption competetion

https://i.guim.co.uk/img/media/3b8d2304378c10b0cc17921d2843a505ea8c2228/0_129_4956_2975/master/4956.jpg?w=620&q=55&auto=format&usm=12&fit=max&s=ccf8067242cfd925730a37261e86acd2...

14 nickb 19.09.16 8:08am
Gerontius
Newsjack on Radio 4 Extra is back

Newsjack - Twitter, @NewsjackBBC 3h, We're back on the 8th of Sept @BBCRadio4Extra - if you wanna come and see our shows being recorded, click link below bbc.co.uk/showsandtours/…, View details...

23 Wrexfan 18.09.16 9:44am
dominic_mcg
Call for writers on new BBC 2 pilot - 2

We are making a pilot for a new satire show for BBC 2 called ‘Unspun’. It will be a mix of political guests, jokes and special features. We’re looking for people to join us making the show;...

56 17.09.16 8:18am
Sinnick
Didn't we have that 'man vaguely remembers bloke' story a few weeks ago? 7 Jodster 16.09.16 7:37am
Wrenfoe
Love the archive item

"US Republicans disband after voters still don’t get the joke" Well, who's laughing now ?...

1 Sinnick 15.09.16 9:35am
Wrenfoe
Looks Like The Tickers Are Stuck Again

Is this due to threats from Daesh, caused by Global Warming or yet another consequence of Brexit?...

11 Titus 14.09.16 4:54pm
Titus
Will Now Cameron Become Middle East Peace Envoy, Or Just Give £100K Speeches?

http://www.independent.co.uk/voices/comment/330000-for-a-20-minute-speech-at-a-world-hunger-event-tony-blair-is-an-inspiration-to-us-all-10289764.html...

3 Titus 14.09.16 11:30am
Titus
I've got a new passport

It had a yellow sticky label on the last page, which I was instructed to remove. Under this is a small RFID component, which I'm guessing was used during production of the passport. So when I...

3 Scroat 14.09.16 10:48am
Golgo13
Environmental Consultant: Can anyone help?

A friend of mine has had a massive oops moment with their house oil tank and would like to talk to a friendly doesn't-charge-a-huge-amount-in-fees environmental consultant. I know it's a bit cheeky...

10 shitsu_tonka 13.09.16 7:47pm
Titus
Where the Hell is Dun when we have a day like today?

I had my stick ready and everything...

0 Al OPecia 13.09.16 5:45pm
Al OPecia
Packers and Movers

The original post here has now been carefully packed and moved to the correct forum ...

0 sockpuppet 13.09.16 8:22am
sockpuppet
So - Grammars and Faith Schools

What a great way to heal the rifts in society and make Britain "One Nation". Back to "Divide and Rule"...

14 Al OPecia 12.09.16 2:18pm
andyiong
Last night of the Proms

I already get a bit uncomfortable about this, but there has been talk of it being taken over by Brexiteers and used as an anti-Europe (aka Fascist) platform. Much every other year in other words....

13 Scroat 11.09.16 8:36am
Al OPecia
As you were 1 Major Tom 10.09.16 9:11am
Titus