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The worst TV commercial of all time has to be... 9 Dick Everyman 26 minutes

The high kicking middle-aged women putting sensitive bladder towels to the test...

er 1 cinquecento 32 minutes

having just misposted in the wrong room and edited out this, I suppose I shouldn't waste it. So, who'd be up for a date with the still quite attractive and now officially innocent Foxy Knoxy then?...

GermanAir copilot apparently treated for suicidal tendencies in the past 3 throngsman 54 minutes

But not recently. So that's ok then...

PC Plod vs Clarkson (seriously) 4 blacklesbian 18 hours

OK I know I might have wound up a few of you recently with my defence of Jeremy, but this is much more serious. According to the Telegraph today: "No-one who was present at the hotel during the...

Just dipped into "The Big Questions" on BB2. 0 Al OPecia 1 day

Is the angry old chap in the middle wearing a jacket and jeans who keeps muttering "Guardian readers" someone we know?...

Apparently Putin follows NB 6 throngsman 1 day

Putin has established an anti-troll agency. Whenever something appears online that is critical about him three agents swing into action. Amazingly the first agent reinforces the anti-Putin sentiment,...

I'm not a petrolhead but... 5 Scroat 1 day

We parked our dented Zafira next to a mint condition, metallic green Aston Martin DB9 the other day. I don't like cars normally, but this was indeed a thing of great beauty. I couldn't afford one,...

A bloke in the pub last night.... 3 ronseal 2 days

Last night, while waiting for my friend to turn up, I got talking to a man in the pub. He ended up talking to us for half an hour before suddenly asking: What do you two think of that Jeremy...

The "N" Word Comedy Sketch 1 croberts345 2 days

Hey Friends! Here is a comedy sketch I filmed in Brooklyn several weeks ago. It deals with current events and how people don't want to talk about certain things! [url=u7dwzxJ$iLXw]The "N" Word...

Doesn't seem such a good idea any more, does it O'Leary? 9 bonjonelson 2 days

http://www.theguardian.com/money/2010/sep/08/ryanair-axe-unnecessary-co-pilots...

Wish you'd waited until landing? Write for Newsbiscuit - Quickly! 0 blacklesbian 3 days
Tickers Stuck Again 9 Titus 3 days

Message to Our Noble Masters: "[i]C'mon, guys - get a grip.[/i]"...

Clarkson - I don't give a F**K !!!! - 234 92 cinnahmon 3 days

I am sorry, but why is so much time and space being given to this fat-arsed, big-headed, bullying, misogynistic, self-promoting, egotistical, racist twat. The front page of every news paper, the lead...

Breaking News 0 throngsman 3 days

Sky News has just flashed up 'breaking news - Cameron and Miliband arrive for live showdown.' Or 'breaking news - two men turn up for appointment.' Strewth...

Man loses job after punching colleague in face 1 bonjonelson 3 days

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2015/03/25/man-loses-job-after-punching-colleague-in-face_n_6940474.html?1427303245...

Truebiscuit in waiting... 1 Adrian Bamforth 4 days

Before anyone writes the story about ISIS destroying the Star Wars set in Tunisia on the basis that Jedi-ism is a ‘false’ religion, this is actually pretty likely to happen some time soon....

Successor to Clarkson in Top Gear 21 Sinnick 4 days

Perhaps we can help the Beeb Assuming Hammond & May don't walk away, who might be looking for a job & join them ?, An explanation of your suggestion might clarify - Chris Evans has...

WOTM competition is for mugs 6 throngsman 4 days

Apparently...

police and crime commissioner 1 Robert Koch 4 days

i see on my new yearly council tax that i have to pay for a police and crime commissioner. The, cost has gone up 2% from last year., Is this a new, additional cost added to council tax since they...

Thank you Apple.. 10 Iroquois Pliskin 4 days

..for ruining the Internet. I see the last physically readable news site has just died. BBC have finally switched to their new design based around half-wits pointing at pictures to start watching...

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Hooligrans 0 Titus 5 days

I despair of NewsBiscuit. How can we compete with real news like this? http://www.cbsnews.com/videos/dancing-grannies-cited-for-noise-violations-in-china/...

Today's FP 4 Dick Everyman 6 days

Well it certainly made me smile even though we've had a glut of Kings and carparks jokes. ;0)...

Election Odds 0 Titus 6 days

A professor showed recently, by analysing past election results both here and in the US, that betting odds were a more accurate guide to voting intentions than opinion surveys. Given that, this is...

This would make a good FP 4 throngsman 1 week

http://www.pressreader.com/uk/sunday-sport/20150322/281891591765223/TextView...

Star Ratings In Writers' Room - 23 65 Titus 1 week

I know it has been discussed here before, but (mainly for the benefit of the new boys) does anyone have a problem with this as an interpretation of star ratings: 5* = brilliant, 4* = good, funny,...

Temple Burning 0 Titus 1 week

I am amazed and disappointed that there hasn't been any piss takling of this: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-31986595 Got to be a load of potential, ranging from [i]Wicker Man[/i]...

Solar Eclipse 4 Titus 1 week

I've heard nothing about this on radio or TV - is there a news blackout?...

Maybe it's just me but... 1 Not Amused 1 week

[url=http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-31951768] Isn't there quite a regularly occurring period when the sun disappears For longer than half an hour as well..[/url]...

Newsbiscuit editor blames delay in updating site on 'eclipse chaos' 0 nickb 1 week