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deskpilot
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hmjolly
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Reform to rebrand as The Chair Party
Following a Party rally which saw hundreds of empty seats in a modestly sized venue, Nigel Farage has announced a rebrand as The Chair...
Sully
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Horoscopes for April 2025 byAlan Augur, "the Nostradamus of the Fens”.
Aries You will go on a long but perilous journey that will expose you to great danger, so beware ! ... is what I should have said last...
FlashArry
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‘Everybody to be honoured for doing the job they are paid to do' says Government
‘Everybody to be honoured for doing the job they are paid to do' says Government. Following the Queen’s decision to honour the Duke of...
Gerontius
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Lockjaw
5 hours ago


Quakers defo more violent than Met Police
In an act of swift justice and unparalleled irony, the Met arrested teenage Quakers for the threat of eating hummus past its sell by...
Wrenfoe
5 hours ago


Newsbiscuit Writer of the Month March 2025
Deskpilot has cleared the board once again and is a justified WOTM. Eppursimuouve has come up a credible second and I've pitched up an...
Throngsman
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Joe
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MrQ
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hmjolly
17 hours ago


Rachel Reeves to see if taxing the vulnerable will actually cause them all to leave the UK
The current (March 2025) Chancellor of the Exchequer has made the following statement, “We have heard this story so many times, if you...
BillClay
21 hours ago


Just Stop Oil explains reasons for disbanding
Controversial campaign group Just Stop Oil today explained the reasons for its unexpected decision to disband. “We’ve been incredibly...
eppursimuove
1 day ago


Caption Competition: Friday 4th April
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Kit Caboodle
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Five Go Dobbing in the Neighbours
Five go Dobbing in the Neighbours Uncle Quentin was seen in Smuggler’s Cove, without a mask,’ exclaimed Julian. ‘What a frightful bore,’...
Newsbiscuit Editorial Team
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Bullingdon Club members urged to have brain scans
A recent H&S study of biaxially-oriented polypropylene, from which modern polymer banknotes are manufactured, has revealed that when...
ModelMaker
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Lockjaw
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