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Wrenfoe
2 hours ago
UK signs 100 year treaty with no concept of time
An aide said: This is fantastic, we'll be tied to the Ukraine for 100 years - what could possibly go wrong?
Newsbiscuit Editorial Team
3 hours ago
Tales of Olde Yarwick (& More)
Tales of Olde Yarwick (& More) The first ten stories are set in a fictional, utopian version of York aka Yarwick while the other five are...
Lockjaw
4 hours ago
Frank Optional
5 hours ago
UK Government finds huge amount of coins down the back of a massive sofa
The government has discovered a record amount of currency down the back of a massive sofa kept in an underground warehouse near Downing...
Nicka
6 hours ago
Fascists vent fury as Musk gets salute wrong
Fascists around America and the world vented their fury yesterday following Elon Musk’s limp attempt at the Sieg Heil salute.
Jack the Quipper
16 hours ago
deskpilot
21 hours ago
Trump pardons all registered Republican voters
All registered Republican voters had been pardoned for the crime of voting for Donald Trump.
NewsBiscuit
1 day ago
Prostate examination stigma reduced by use of Flash mob.
The NHS in a bid to encourage patients to get routine check-ups, will be employing a host of entertainers, such as clowns to test your...
Nicka
1 day ago
Users go wild for new We Want Your Information App
The app released yesterday promises to steal every piece of information harvested on your phone, including a full search history
Newsbiscuit Editorial Team
1 day ago
Tales of Olde Yarwick (& More)
Tales of Olde Yarwick (& More) The first ten stories are set in a fictional, utopian version of York aka Yarwick while the other five are...
deskpilot
1 day ago
Keir Starmer rebuts 'sprout eater' jibe
The Prime Minister has issued a comprehensive rebuttal after an American billionaire and social media tech geek called him a 'sprout eater'.
deskpilot
2 days ago
Fight Blue Monday with sharp scissors
Are you ready for Blue Monday?
Blue Monday is 'the most depressing day of the year' and falls this year on January 20th.
Jeremynh
2 days ago
Make it all about TikTok, all the time, say news bosses
There's a war in Ukraine and a ceasefire in the Middle East, so we're telling our journalists to make it all about TikTok
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