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Video, taken from a hidden camera on the Prince of Wales’s Highgrove estate, has emerged, seemingly showing the heir to the throne taking...

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More files have been dropped regarding Tracy Island. For many years the Tracy family had used the cover of International Rescue to engage in trafficking of underage people to Tracy Island. The British socialite Lady Penelope, now serving a prison sentence in a US federal jail, ‘recruited’ individuals, promising an exciting time meeting glamorous people on the island. These included the Tracy men, who engaged in exciting rescue operations across the globe. People were traffick

A new European sports competition has been conceived and could start soon. The idea has been tested for years and the name for the new concept has already been registered. 'The name European Sport Contest was chosen after careful consideration,’ says Mr. Daniel Davidson, chief engineer and financier of the idea. 'I don't deny that the Eurovision Song Contest, in its name, had an influence on the naming decision,’ Davidson clarifies. According to Davidson, the song contest can

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While the British government has banned the use of the word uprising, citizens will still be allowed to call the Israeli PM a homicidal maniac. In fact, peace protesters will be encouraged to sing the chant "Who's the wanker in the black?". A minister defended the draconian law. "Words like rebellion are clearly racist. Empires and colonialists are always the good guys. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to instruct the Death Star to destroy the planet Alderaan." Wanted for geno

Following news that the civil servant leading the inquiry into the 10 Downing Street Christmas party has resigned because he also...

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After successfully renaming The Kennedy Center the Trump-Kennedy Center, in a fit of ego, President Trump has decided to name everything in USA after himself. "He's going to start with things he likes, the Trump-McDonalds-Big-Mac and Trump-Diet-Coke and see how it goes from there," said a Whitehouse Spokesman. The White House is expected to be renamed "The Trump House" from early January, with Washington DC expected to become "Trumpington DC" by February. When questioned abou

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