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‘Everybody to be honoured for doing the job they are paid to do' says Government
‘Everybody to be honoured for doing the job they are paid to do' says Government. Following the Queen’s decision to honour the Duke of...
Gerontius
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Lockjaw
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Quakers defo more violent than Met Police
In an act of swift justice and unparalleled irony, the Met arrested teenage Quakers for the threat of eating hummus past its sell by...
Wrenfoe
1 hour ago


Newsbiscuit Writer of the Month March 2025
Deskpilot has cleared the board once again and is a justified WOTM. Eppursimuouve has come up a credible second and I've pitched up an...
Throngsman
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Joe
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MrQ
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hmjolly
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Rachel Reeves to see if taxing the vulnerable will actually cause them all to leave the UK
The current (March 2025) Chancellor of the Exchequer has made the following statement, “We have heard this story so many times, if you...
BillClay
17 hours ago


Just Stop Oil explains reasons for disbanding
Controversial campaign group Just Stop Oil today explained the reasons for its unexpected decision to disband. “We’ve been incredibly...
eppursimuove
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Caption Competition: Friday 4th April
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Kit Caboodle
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Five Go Dobbing in the Neighbours
Five go Dobbing in the Neighbours Uncle Quentin was seen in Smuggler’s Cove, without a mask,’ exclaimed Julian. ‘What a frightful bore,’...
Newsbiscuit Editorial Team
24 hours ago


Bullingdon Club members urged to have brain scans
A recent H&S study of biaxially-oriented polypropylene, from which modern polymer banknotes are manufactured, has revealed that when...
ModelMaker
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Lockjaw
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Allied WW2 chat finally declassified
Messages exchanged between Allied leaders on Bakelite, a 1940s precursor of modern messaging apps, have finally been declassified under...
eppursimuove
1 day ago


The Boat Race moves to Scotland
The Tour de France will start in Scotland this year and so, for the first time, will the Oxford and Cambridge Boat Race. The Boat Race...
deskpilot
2 days ago
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