Hardcore Reform supporters have reacted with outrage after woke nursery-rhyme extremists hijacked London Bridge Is Falling Down to mock Nigel Farage.

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Christopher Nolan, the director of Interstellar and Oppenheimer, has turned his attention to the story of Seventies soul band Odyssey in his new film of the same name.

Fresh from pulling an advert featuring a cake that could be seen to promote "unhealthy" foods, TfL has announced that a new puritanical policy will be applied to the posters featured on trains, buses and stations within the system. Gone are images of foreign travel and windswept beaches, sunny uplands and rural idylls : any image that can detract from this most perfect of all worlds and lead to flights of fanciful thoughts of freedom - and loss of productivity. Gone are image

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"We're beginning to suspect that when it comes to the Strait of Hormuz, Iran may be promising us one thing and doing another," a White House aide confided in a low voice.

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'Fresh air is a rare commodity and we're proud to be the first airline to offer this,' said a Ryanair spokesman, 'and at only £7 it's a steal,' he added. 'We accept there are less dramatic ways of achieving this and are actively retrofitting hinges and release mechanisms under the control of cabin staff. This does not include sticking your head out to get a better view, obviously. That's £5 extra', he said. image from Google Gemini Why not join our WhatsApp channel, NewsBiscu

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Tiddles the cat has died and many media outlets have shown an extraordinary fascination in the story, halting coverage of almost everything else. Tara Taylor, who owned the former feline, sniffed sadly 'I loved little Tiddles. He was getting on a bit, but I didn't think his death would warrant blanket national news coverage for several days. The Sun did say it had a dossier on Tiddles' life, but they never produced it.' 'It's almost as though huge sections of the press are de