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Investment firm advising footballers was 'winging it'
A group of former Premier League footballers say that they have lost tens of millions of pounds because of poor financial advice. The...

deskpilot
6 hours ago


Newsbiscuit: Best of September 2024
September 2024 Labour have been in power for three months now, and the rhetoric about the ‘Tory black hole’ in the nation's finances is...

NewsBiscuit
7 hours ago


Bond comes out of retirement to warn Rachel Reeves
A smartly dressed man ordered a martini for Rachel Reeves, asking it to be not stirred, but very shaken. ‘The name’s Bonds. Government...

deskpilot
10 hours ago


A final salute to the greatest Prime Minister Britain ever had
Some say, our heroic lawmaker lawbreaker lawpisstaker Prime Minister Boris Johnson has earned the respect of a grateful nation. Never...

Steveb
11 hours ago


New Angela 'Three Pads' Rayner version of Monopoly launched
Hasbeen, manufacturer of the classic property trading board game Monopoly, has decided to base a special edition on the antics of Deputy...
eppursimuove
13 hours ago


Aunty Angela's Stamp Payment Error
Noah Thomkinson, now aged six years and four days, was in tears yesterday when an eagerly-anticipated sixth birthday card from his Aunty...

Titus
1 day ago


Trump declares war on death
In a statement live from the White House, President Trump has declared war on his own mortality. The declaration came as a surprise to...

Steveb
1 day ago


Restraining order to keep Government away from country
The High Court has issued a restraining order that requires the government at least 5.5km or "a bloody bargepole" (whichever is longer)...

apepper
1 day ago


Coming Soon: Stephen King’s Autumn Statement
Horror fans are eagerly awaiting the latest adaption by Stephen King, called ‘Autumn Statement’. The film is a psychological thriller, in...

deskpilot
2 days ago


Israel claims Palestine was playing tinny music from its phone
The all-out annihilation of Palestine - ideally accompanied by the death of all Palestinians - can now proceed with an active chorus of...

stewartbarclay
2 days ago
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