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Putin promises no more wars, if Europe respects Russia
Putin has promised there will be no more wars, if Europe respects Russia. His spokesman went on to explain that respect, in this context, means not objecting when Russia takes entire countries that Russia thinks it rightfully owns because it conquered them once before. And not offering them military assistance and funding. Also respecting Russia's plans to make Europe dependent on Russian resources like oil and gas. And not developing weapons that could counter Russia's weapo
mcdabble
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Blair: Everyone will catch Covid in 45mins
The former PM and unrepentant liar has given the anti-vax movement a significant boost by promoting a fourth vaccine. Complained one...
Wrenfoe
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mcdabble
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Lockjaw
5 hours ago


TV execs defend decision to show man’s cognitive decline
In one of the cruellest examples of public exploitation a 79 year old man’s cognitive decline has been broadcast worldwide despite obvious signs that his mind is wandering. 'It’s human interest TV’, one exec told NewsBiscuit. ‘We need to take dementia out of the closet and show the world what to watch out for. When we started this series, Don was mildly impaired. As time has gone on his condition has inevitably worsened. It’s a cruel disease but makes compelling TV. The ratin
Sully
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Steveb
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Has-Been Habits Museum educates citizens
The Has-Been Habits Museum, a museum of habits no longer strictly observed, is planned to be built near London if funding is found. A possible location could be an old medieval castle. The British are known for their politeness and respect for others. Although they can be reserved at times, they are nevertheless full of genuine kindness and understanding, with a touch of humour. This has always been the case, but has anything changed over time? Is there even a noticeable cha
emerickmeriwether
21 hours ago


US Government roll out new ESTA applications
On Tuesday, the US. Government is expected to rollout a new version of the ESTA Waiver process. Applicants will now be required to not only fill out an extensive history of their history including their mother's maiden name, but also favourite pets, account numbers, sort codes and the last three digits on the back of every bank card for every account they've ever had. In addition to these, there will be the infinitely more reasonable need for their dogs names, their dogs pare
Guest Author
1 day ago


Christmas cancelled after Lynx Africa gift set workers announce industrial action
In news that has left a shell-shocked country utterly shell-shocked, bereft shoppers have been plunged into a sea of misery by yet more...
Oshaughnessy
1 day ago


Caption Competition: Friday 2nd January
For Christmas, you get two weeks to caption this slightly disturbing picture of Santa and some unhappy children. The Comments Section is currently closed. Please wend your way to Facebook https://www.facebook.com/NewsBiscuit to enter. The closing date for the competition will be Friday 2nd January, or when our Editor 'gets their arse into gear'. The winner will be selected in a frustratingly arbitrary and capricious way. The Judge’s verdict is final and has probably been inf
Kit Caboodle
1 day ago
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