In a surprising legal manoeuvre, a bare chested, war-painted Boris Johnson has announced that he will request a trial by combat at his...

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Residents of Ashfield in Derbyshire were delighted with the news that their Member of Parliament is no longer the dimmest member of the Reform Party after former MP Jonathan Gullis announced his defection from the Conservatives. "He's never been the sharpest tool in the box," one resident told us," like that time he got caught asking a mate to pretend to be a floating voter who he talked round to voting Conservative, but he looks like Stephen Hawking compared to that pudding.

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"We've entrusted the BBC's governors to oversee our defence against President Trump's libel suit," said a spokes-antenna for the corporation, "and that almost definitely means we'll lose the case and have to pay him a fortune. "With that in mind," continued the spokes-cheque, "we're replacing our regular TV schedule with an exciting new economy line of programmes. "East Enders will be replaced with Ceased Enders, where viewers can watch scene shifters take apart the set on Al

Dear Whoever is currently in charge of the BBC, I was furious again today. The radical BBC again showed how biased it is against the English by wasting time doing some sort of Green Party interview. The Green Party! I mean, they have only ever had one MP and no one likes them. I was trying to listen to Radio 4 to see if they were slating the “Budget” enough, and they decided to do this bit on the extremist, radical Green party. I was disgusted, DISGUSTED! that instead of gett

Animatronic wankstain Jacob Rees-Mogg has been accused of bringing Catholicism into disrepute by the Association of Nonce Priests. Father...

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"Kemi is saying I lied to the public in the run-up to the Budget, softening them up for tax rises they didn't really need to pay," whimpered Rachel Reeves, wiping a customary tear from her eye. "But my lie was well within the limits for day-to-day deception that this government has set itself," continued Honest Rach. "For example, I said on my CV that I had worked for 10 years as an economist at the Halifax, when I actually worked in their complaints department. "This year's

Aries Quit grousing - if you had turned right instead of left, all I predicted last month would've come true. Am I to blame for your lousy sense of direction ? Taurus The person you saw across the packed train this morning. They feel the same way too. And they're in the house right now. Gemini A very special oddity will occur this month. One twelfth of the population will not all have precisely the same experience. Cancer You will become famous this month. Your face will be s

"We're warning our emergency services units be on their guard about a caller claiming to be Shergar," said a spokes-jockey for BT. "He's been contacting us from call boxes as far afield as the Grampians, the Brecon Beacons, Dartmoor and Salisbury Plain, asking for someone to come and rescue him. "We've already alerted police to this prank caller." "It's not a prank," whinnied a desperate voice on Newsbiscuit's hot news tips hotline. "Every time I manage to break free from my

Another in the infrequent Reform archive stories, this one is from 26 May, 1940, somewhere on the south coast (where else?) Another day and another wave of Antifa men of fighting age arriving at Dover in small boats, claiming to be fleeing a war zone. That's what they all say. They're being put up in local hotels, some are even being housed in Army accommodation - where does this government get off? As usual there are Europeans in the boats, from France and Belgium, but I've

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