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NewsBiscuit
8 hours ago
Santa is not going to bring Covid down the chimney – maybe.
Government guidance seems to suggest that proximity to brussels sprouts will make you immune to the spread of infection. Party hats can...
deskpilot
9 hours ago
Dangerous organism found in thing
A Northampton/Southampton/Littlehampton woman has found a dangerous organism, believed to be an animal, reptile or possibly insect, in a...
mcdabble
11 hours ago
deskpilot
11 hours ago
Lockjaw
13 hours ago
Lockjaw
14 hours ago
Nicka
14 hours ago
Britain is in ‘diplomatic contact’ with gangs that run Slough
Britain has reached out to the feral youth gangs who brought down local council rule in Slough. Foreign secretary David Lammy confirmed...
mcdabble
1 day ago
Bank of England raises concerns UK economy may have 'disappeared'
The UK is facing an uncertain future today as it appears possible that the UK economy has simply vanished. Financial experts at The...
Throngsman
2 days ago
Tories accused of dithering over Boris
Conservative MPs have belatedly embraced the concept of social distancing, but only as far as the Prime Minister is concerned. 'I don't...
ModelMaker
2 days ago
Midfield Diamond
2 days ago
Man City charges to be dropped as they have suffered enough
The Premier League is set to drop all charges of breaking financial fair play rules against Manchester City because of their recent run...
Sydalg
2 days ago
Cemeteries "at bursting point" with obese corpses
The government may have to order a moratorium on dying if people don't slim down, as cemeteries grapple with the problem of squeezing in...
Ian Searle
2 days ago
Peasant might not get Winter Fu-el by Christmas
A poor man has not been sighted gathering kindling, so is unlikely to receive his Winter Fuel before the Feast of Stephen. Analysis by...
NewsBiscuit
2 days ago
Wes Streeting tells your Dad to remarry at your Mom's funeral.
Never one to miss an opportunity or respect a mourning period, the MP for Ilford North was full of bright suggestions for the defeated...
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