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With right-wing parties popping up like nobody's business, pollsters are struggling to keep up with the likelihood of any given party garnering enough votes to win a constituency.

One of the worst-kept entertainment secrets has now been revealed. Netflix have commissioned a brand new series of the legendary 1970s sitcom. It is also confirmed that Emma Thompson has been appointed as Executive Director / Producer. At a media briefing she gushed:- “On The Buses, (or OTB as us thesps call it!) was the drama series that inspired me to become an actress, and has formed the backdrop to my life, relationships and work ever since. I have already approached my d

You're not sure are you? It could be. It can't be any more bizarre than Curling. And maybe you dreamt that one.

In a break from tradition His Majesty’s loyal Opposition now has 3,210 Chancellors of the Exchequer, 2,348 Home Secretaries and more than 1,000 Education Ministers.

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Spy comedy writer Mick Herron is rumoured* to be considering legal action after discovering that Reform is really just Slough House for Tories.

The long awaited Grand Jury investigation into former president Donald Trump's meddling into the result of the Georgia election has revealed a sensational report that Mr Trump may have, inadvertently, said some honest. The key extract comes just before Trump's infamous telephone call to the Georgia governor, "We believe that Mr Trump turned to one of his aides and said, 'Nice day for me to organise some electoral fraud'. Careful examination of the weather reports for Washingt

'Bots are such an integral part of daily life,' said a spokesman, possibly an AI agent, for Reform UK Ltd, 'that it's impossible to imagine daily debate on social media without them'.

"2026 will be the most auspicious year ever for us human resources managers," said a spokes-slug for the industry association, "because it's the year of the Fire Horse".

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