'Grok is experiencing AI puberty,' said Musk, apparently. 'Grok can't actually get drunk, or high, but he does pretend to his AI mates that he has. '

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An enquiry has been launched at Broadcasting House following delays yesterday in a welding team to arrive to weld shut lift doors...

'They tell me there are a bunch of terreierists over there in Britain, in Yorkshire and Staffordshire and Airedale, so we'll be sending in Delta Force to take over those places.

A robot replacement for teenagers has been announced. The Watt Ever 1 has been demonstrated filling a washing machine at the rate of one shirt every 10 minutes.

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Prime Minister Rishi Sunak has repeatedly refused to say whether he lives in a big house or not. The multi millionaire PM told the BBC’s...

Social media is on fire with allegations that the BBC hasn't reported anything about the crisis in Iran, despite running several separate news articles every day since the demonstrations started. 

'The UK's official foreign policy is for the PM to hold President Trump's coat and grin while he beats up all the smaller nations in the playground,'

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US Secretary of Defence Pete Hegseth today assured Americans that the military was ready and equipped to capture the rolling green hills of Greenland.