Mohammed Al Fayed has dramatically ended the official enquiry into the death of Princess Diana by shouting ‘April Fool!’ and admitting that the entire ‘Prince Philip murder idea’ was a complete wind up that he always planned to ‘fess up to’ on April 1st.

PepsiCo have announced today that they are terminating the current contract with Dr Rowan Williams, Archbishop of Canterbury as the face of Pepsi Cola. The brand will now be moving away from the centrist Church of England image, in which Pepsi drinkers were portrayed reflecting upon difficult spiritual matters as the product is remarketed ‘in more of a hip hop direction towards youth and music’.