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Hot Cross Buns Surprised to Find Themselves Being Cheese and Onion Flavour
A pack of four hot cross buns on a supermarket shelf were surprised to find themselves being cheese and onion flavour this week. They...
Sarah Tipper
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deskpilot
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Lockjaw
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Markets soar as Trump not doing stupid thing yet
The FTSE, Nikkei and Hang Seng indices all soared yesterday on the news that Donald Trump has temporarily paused his plan to implement...
eppursimuove
1 hour ago


Ringo Starr to be played by “random guy off the street”
Director Sam Mendes announced today that in his forthcoming series of four films about the Beatles, whereas John, Paul and George will be...
eppursimuove
17 hours ago


Drummers hit by US ban
Forget tariffs, DEI and woke libtards,' said a US government spokesman, 'we're going after lazy musicians now.' The United States is...
Throngsman
20 hours ago

Lego to Replace Bitcoin - and other stories
Lego to Replace Bitcoin NewsBiscuit – the media outlet that brought such scoops as ‘Queen punches Emma Watson’, ‘Dog wins custody of...
Newsbiscuit Editorial Team
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deskpilot
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Riots up north as cost of filling up the Bentley rises to over £5000
Northern England was the scene of unprecedented carnage last night. Gangs of rampaging protestors wearing clogs and hurling Molotov...
Newsbiscuit Editorial Team
1 day ago

Lockjaw
1 day ago


Rain says it’s just taking a break....for now
Rain says it is just taking a break from its usual routine but will be back shortly. “We’re just putting our feet up for a while” said a...
Gerontius
1 day ago


Man inexplicably annoyed that Apple didn’t stop after making his phone
An Apple customer today expressed his annoyance that his iPhone is no longer the latest model, only six months after he bought it....
eppursimuove
2 days ago
The perils of buying an American car
The US auto business is in big trouble because of the Trump Tariff Tempest. Even the good ole boys at Ford and GM are hit hard because...
deskpilot
2 days ago


The Last Simple - a parody
The Last Simple Bradford knows he’s the lead in a third rate parody. However, his ambition is to be the lead in a Dan Brown story, but...
Newsbiscuit Editorial Team
2 days ago
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