French customs officials have reported that they are struggling to cope with the high numbers of French men and women travelling over to British channel ports and purchasing cheap Pot Noodles, microwave ready meals and Cup-A-Soups.

Workers at a Bristol based insurance company have reported a really positive impact on their working relationships following a weekend team-building event they were forced to attend. Delighted event organiser and HR Manager Howard Clarkson said ‘This is a bit of a first for us, and I gather for any team building event in the UK. We’re absolutely amazed, I mean delighted’.

Dave Atkins from Accounts said ‘Shooting the sales team in the head with paint pellets was just what I personally needed. I feel more able to cope with any admin problems that crop up now.‘