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eppursimuove
- 5 hours ago
Public toilet becomes famous after being named in MP’s statement
A public toilet has unexpectedly become famous overnight after being namechecked in a statement made by a disgraced Conservative MP. The...
Steveb
- 21 hours ago
Lords pass cheeky bill to send themselves to the Maldives
While failing to overcome the inherent illegalities of offshoring desperate immigrants at the increasingly shrill behest of a rampantly...
Wrenfoe
- 24 hours ago
Rwanda bill only impacts people called Bill
Instead of targetting thousands of asylum seekers, the new law will deport less than a dozen people, alongside a very confused Bill...
ChrisF
- 1 day ago
Man confirms plan to watch sh!tloads of snooker
A man has confirmed his plans to watch a frankly ridiculous amount of snooker over the next 2 weeks. Mike McBride, 46, has cleared his...
Throngsman
- 2 days ago
Rishi reveals his masterplan
Following the press statement by the Prime Minister the inevitable questions have been circulating. When are they going? When is HE...
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