Once considered to be an over-the-top irritation, pre-movie DVD piracy messages have been proved to be the key factor in defeating organized crime and terrorism. Interviews with drug gang lords and international terrorists have revealed that they are going to have to give up, now that people have been informed that buying illegally copied DVDs was the one thing that kept them going.

Iain Cullen always had a dream, a dream his friends and family thought would remain out of his grasp forever. But last year whilst sat in his studio, looking out over the fields of Somerset, with his finished manuscript on his desk, he said to himself; ‘I will not do this anymore; I’m going to follow my dream.’

With that he phoned his literary agent and told him there would be no twelfth book, no more bestselling novels translated all around the world and made into blockbuster movies. He was out of the business for good; he was going to follow his heart and see if he could make it in the world of office recruitment.