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1. Darling clarifies £20billion tax giveaway "is not per person" (The Paper Ostrich) - [average score: 8.74]
2. Potty Mouth Saves Mrs. Barlow (Peter Musgrove) - [average score: 8.74]
3. Dog Biscuit manufacturer set to call in the retrievers. (riesler) - [average score: 8.54]
4. Ian Hislop 'almost fully recovered' from pen injury. (deskpilot) - [average score: 8.39]
5. NO TAKERS IN GAME GAMBLE (Gerontius Bonalatty) - [average score: 8.32]
6. Spare a thought for vulnerable Godfathers during the festive period (games) - [average score: 8.32]
7. Zimbabweans rejoice as test drilling geologists reveal a ten trillion barrel reason for Britain and the US to "defend free speech at all cost" (StoopyDeGunt) - [average score: 8.00]
8. a (barrowboy) - [average score: 7.96]
9. Cats remain hyper vigilant over 'elevated' terror alert (tomorrow) - [average score: 7.91]
10. Ho Bloody Ho... (behavedave) - [average score: 7.73]