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Deflation in Newsbiscuit Scores "Clear sign of recession in comedy market".

The Chancellor of the ExChuckler to compensate for rise in Minimum Giggle Rate to 20%, by raising the floor of the Laughter allowance by 120 Guffaws per annum for the least amused, whilst decreasing the ceiling by the same amount for those laughing all the way to the Bank.

Al O'Pecia :: Wed 14 May 17:56 :: Comment / reply

 

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