Speaking in a press conference held in the lowest circle of Hell, Adolf Hitler today denied any links to Josef Fritzl, and challenged Fritzl's claims that being in the Hitler Jugend drove him to keep his dauhter in the basement and father a series of children upon her.

"Ja, sure, we gassed a few million folks for being Jewish, or gay, or whatever, but DUDE! Ze FUCK!" the former Reichchancellor said, shaking his head.

"I mean, she's your daughter, guy, zat's FUCKED," he continued.

"Listen," he added, "Not everyone who was in the Jugend ended up fucked up, right? I mean, just because one guy systematically abuses people in his care and conceals it from the world for decades, doesn't mean all ex-jugend would make a habit of it, right?"

A worried Goebbels hurriedly pulled Hitler aside for a moment, before allowing him to return to the microphones.

"Fuck, yeah, alright, AND THE POPE. Jesus, you get TWO BAD APPLES, suddenly, you're ADOLF FUCKING HITLER".

A sobbing Hitler was led away to replace his testicles in the river of lava.