The news before it happens

NewsBiscuit | Chat | Submissions | Write new story

Welcome to 'You Write The News'!

Everything on these pages has been submitted by readers of the site and appears here unedited. Regular NewsBiscuit readers can read and rate the stories for inclusion on the main pages... Stories that have made it onto the front page of the site will go into the Hall of Fame. If you would like to write for NewsBiscuit please post your article on this submission board and then attempt to give yourself maximum votes over and over again.

Guidelines for contributors | Top ten submissions | Search | Hall of Fame

France wary after German proposals for another war

The French President was seen sweating heavily this afternoon after German officials propose another war;

"It has been quite a while since the last time we invaded France and as a nation, we feel it is important not to get out of practise." said a German representative.

dannybrett :: Thu 8 May 14:15 :: Comment / reply

 

Forum + voting by Paul Clarke, Folkestone Gerald