On the morning of May 3rd, 2008 Tarquin Goodface, of common stock, had what he described as a "perfectly normal dream". During said event the Trowbridge plumber, 32, describes how "completely non-weird" his dream was.

He explains: "I woke up and I felt a bit disappointed. All my mates go on about how weird their dreams from the night before were, but mine was distinctly nondescript. During the dream I think I went for a walk, then washed the car, and made a sandwich. Then I settled in for an evening of licence-payers TV before going to bed with a bit of supper. I think I read a chapter of Lord of the Rings before turning the light off. I can't think of one aspect of reality that was skewed or in some way different, or even vaguely amusing."