NewsBiscuit :: Hmmmm..... some people are so obsessive but no quite right in the head

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Hmmmm..... some people are so obsessive but no quite right in the head

Follow the link to the BBC news.bbc.c ... 322347.stm about a man who for 94 days had "Diana" written on his forehead.

At first I felt sorry for him, but after reading the article, the BBC posed the question "After 94 days....what now for man who wrote 'Diana' on his forehead?"

I thought - how about for the rest of his life having "Dick" on his forehead instead.

thackaray :: Tue 8 Apr 12:01 :: Comment / reply

and lets be under no illusions

he is certifiable, yet still doesn't agree with the conspiracy theorists....

Xiabing :: Thu 10 Apr 12:42 :: Comment / reply

Not bad

And he'd only have to change 3 of the letters. But really, the whole thing is a shambles - like spending 12 million quid to prove beyond reasonable doubt that wild bears do, in fact, defecate in wooded areas.

mattvaughan :: Wed 9 Apr 10:33 :: Comment / reply

Wed 9 Apr 12:03

There's an article there. "Diana inquest to look at religion of Pope, toilet habits of Bears and wetness of water".

(This quite possibly has already been done though)

Hennell :: Wed 9 Apr 12:03 :: Comment / reply

As long as it's not testing wetness of the water after a bears toilet habit

That would be like an episode of all creatures great and small!

Callumincheese :: Wed 9 Apr 15:35 :: Comment / reply

Yeah...

...I was thinking of "GBP12 million inquest confirms that bears shit in the woods", together with accompanying denials from al-Fayed ("Is fugging Duke of Edinburgh who shit there, I have proof, and also fugging Prince Charles") but it's a bit late, a bit obvious, and has probably been done numerous times. I would imagine.