A group of elderly Lancashire women (proper English ones. no less!), who were members of a local Anglican charity organization, were busted for operating a Phone-Sex ring. Both the press and the public are having a grand time with this, because of how it mirrors the movie “Calender Girls.” The scheme was thought up by Maude Stokes when the Institute of Fundraising, who represent fundraisers and fundraising throughout the UK and is committed to the highest standards in fundraising management and practice, started promoting mobile phone donation mechanisms. “We were having a meeting and one of the girls was talking about how refreshingly healthy the movie was, considering the way many women feel about their bodies as they age,” said Maude. “So we had this idea. Why not a group of middle-age ish and older women, getting a bunch of wankers to cough up money to someone they think is a 5 foot 8 inch 110 lb. redhead with a golden tan and a 38 inch bust. The new fundraising venture differed from other mobile donation mechanisms as it enabled donors to act instantly and make real-time donations. Rather than the donation being added to a telephone bill, donations could be made via debit or credit card, either as a one-time gift or a recurring payment, directly to the charity. Mable Clonk offered insight to how much fun the women had talking wankers to the point of climax., “I could say anything I wanted, and came up with some incredible scenarios from my husbands mags, which by the way, he doesn’t think I know anything about.” There was a down side for some, like Gladys Swallows, who said “ If you have ever spent eight hours talking, you know the kind of sore throat you can get by the end of the day. I quickly had to find a way to pace myself. I would read books and do crosswords while moaning and screaming.” “The thing I learned the most, during this fundraising drive,” said Tilly Downstreet, “was that sexual attractiveness has less to do with age than with playfulness and confidence. Next year, I want to be the Dominatrix.” In the end, the ladies admitted, that their customers were just a bunch of poor, misunderstood fellows with big hearts and bigger wallets.