Al

I have posted a story on murphy's law, thanks for the one liner, it got me going

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(ACPA-Dublin) Calls are growing across Ireland for the abolition of Murphy's Law following another series of mass arrests by the authorities. In early morning raids yesterday, dozens of Citizens, unfortunate enough to have had nothing go wrong, found themselves incarcerated in Dublin's decrepit Mountjoy prison.

Slavish adherence to Murphy's Law by Ireland's ruling authorities predates the arrival of St Patrick and Catholicism to the Emerald Isle and over the centuries the Irish people have been bitterly oppressed by this legal heritage. The dominant Catholic Church quietly supported it, believing that it was in their best interest to have misery poured on the people on a regular basis.

From the Viking destruction of the "Land of Saints and Scholars" to potato famine and failed rebellions, Murphy has been invoked time and time again raining misery on the unfortunate natives.

Not even the great "Celtic Tiger" economic miracle was spared with newly found hope and prosperity quickly killed and replaced with rocketing property prices and traffic that would make a condemned man stay in his cell.

There is hope! Amnesty International has declared all those arrested as "Prisoners of Conscience" and are appealing for their immediate release and the total repeal of Murphy's Law.

Meanwhile Defense Lawyers intend to argue a case that Murphy's Law became obsolete after Ireland joined the European Union.

They will also attempt to argue that the recent influx of Eastern European immigrants has reduced the ratio of required disasters per head of population to levels seen in mainland Europe.

If YOU want to help you can write a letter calling for the law to be overturned. Send it to:

The Minister of Justice

Department of Justice

94 St Stephens Green

Dublin 2

Ireland

(ACPA-Dublin) Calls are growing across Ireland for the abolition of Murphy's Law following another series of mass arrests by the authorities. In early morning raids yesterday, dozens of Citizens, unfortunate enough to have had nothing go wrong, found themselves incarcerated in Dublin's decrepit Mountjoy prison.

Slavish adherence to Murphy's Law by Ireland's ruling authorities predates the arrival of St Patrick and Catholicism to the Emerald Isle and over the centuries the Irish people have been bitterly oppressed by this legal heritage. The dominant Catholic Church quietly supported it, believing that it was in their best interest to have misery poured on the people on a regular basis.

From the Viking destruction of the "Land of Saints and Scholars" to potato famine and failed rebellions, Murphy has been invoked time and time again raining misery on the unfortunate natives.

Not even the great "Celtic Tiger" economic miracle was spared with newly found hope and prosperity quickly killed and replaced with rocketing property prices and traffic that would make a condemned man stay in his cell.

There is hope! Amnesty International has declared all those arrested as "Prisoners of Conscience" and are appealing for their immediate release and the total repeal of Murphy's Law.

Meanwhile Defense Lawyers intend to argue a case that Murphy's Law became obsolete after Ireland joined the European Union.

They will also attempt to argue that the recent influx of Eastern European immigrants has reduced the ratio of required disasters per head of population to levels seen in mainland Europe.

If YOU want to help you can write a letter calling for the law to be overturned. Send it to:

The Minister of Justice

Department of Justice

94 St Stephens Green

Dublin 2

Ireland